Fake Alligator Crimes?
- An area man prompted thousands of page views when he appeared in a Facebook Live video claiming to have captured a second alligator in Humboldt Park Lagoon on Saturday night.
The move also netted him an arrest.
Authorities detained two people on suspicion of filing a false police report as officers investigated how the alligator came to be in the lagoon, though no charges were filed, the Tribune has learned.
According to a police report, officers first learned of the alligator when a crowd gathered near the lagoon and one person notified an off-duty officer who was working park security. One of the men in the video, whom the Tribune is not naming because he has not been charged with a crime, said he observed an alligator the day before — more than a week after the gator affectionately known as “Chance the Snapper” had been removed.
We heard Crimesha demanded both arrestees released after she was seen sporting a new alligator skin bag.
Labels: silly people
posted by SCC at 12:02 AM
38 Comments:
Sick fucks 4 sure
Someone really wants his fifteen minutes of fame.
Off duty officers working park security is very confusing. When the Park District Police Department was merged with the City Police yhr understanding was that the City Police would take over payrolling the boulevards and Parks. Seems kinda bogus to be hiring off duty officers to be doing what drsignated parks cars are supposed to be doing.
Humans are so narcissistic
Another alligator in Humboldt Park....what a croc ! Ha
will henry's start selling gator gear?
What about the “water moccasin snake” in Riis park’s waters?
A close relative of the gator called Kim straight from the swamp. Kim told the relative to not worry about anything, filing false police reports in Cook county just make us giggle at the SA office. She suggested the gator make up a story that a whole herd of bluegills attacked the gator and told him this is MAGA country and you should get your hillbilly ass back to Louisiana.
There are already "Humboldt Park Alligator" shirts available on Amazon.
These guys couldn't come up with something original? The gator on the loose is played out.
We heard Crimesha demanded both arrestees released after she was seen sporting a new alligator skin bag.
Labels: silly people
Rumor of the day is she has a matching pair of size 13 extra wide heels...
Anonymous said...
Off duty officers working park security is very confusing. When the Park District Police Department was merged with the City Police yhr understanding was that the City Police would take over payrolling the boulevards and Parks. Seems kinda bogus to be hiring off duty officers to be doing what drsignated parks cars are supposed to be doing.
7/29/2019 01:27:00 AM
Because the Park District Police Department is a No Show job for political lackeys and rejects...
(OT) headline from ABC news:
48 shot, 8 fatally in Chicago weekend shootings
Think about this and this is what the media is reporting and our mayor the Arnold look-alike does nothing maybe she will take another fundraising trip out of state and hang out with the Hollywood elite just like Kim Fox does. Maybe our Mayor Groot can blame the police again she’s good at that. The command staff remains loaded and pathetic, the Crooker County states Attorney continues her quest to let the Felons rule the streets the trip county board president talks her bullshit as the people are dying the elected are lying.
Crimesha wears size 12 men’s alligator sandals.
With all that’s going on in the city and we are worried about alligators eating a few folks? Where are our priorities. What about the illegal parked cars in front of my apartment on Michigan ave.
Copycat time.
Smollett in town? Check the cameras!
NOT ILLINOIS. NOT LAW.
This whole thing smells very, very fishy!!
Was Jussie involved in the creation of this tall tale?
Much ado about nothing.
This sounds like a croc!......... crock o shit!
Someone please catch the loose alligator at the City Hall lagoon, last seen on the 5th floor.
I grew up in Florida... a common person just does not catch an alligator. Not happening. Nice lie kid
Jussie Smollett set the whole thing up
Enough of the alligator
There's kangaroos in Garfield Park. They only come out after midnight until dawn. Great jumpers. The Chicago Bulls should visit and recruit for their next NBA championship season..
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Off duty officers working park security is very confusing. When the Park District Police Department was merged with the City Police yhr understanding was that the City Police would take over payrolling the boulevards and Parks. Seems kinda bogus to be hiring off duty officers to be doing what drsignated parks cars are supposed to be doing.
7/29/2019 01:27:00 AM
There hasn't been enough manpower to regularly have park cars up in a long, long time. Even if one was up, they couldn't properly cover all the parks in a district. And never around the clock..
Let’s ignore the mass shootings and shot-kilt over the weekend leading into another nonsensical Acceptability Moooo-Day featuring DrRev Jugghaid SpecialEd PhD.
Democrats using the Grootie Lagoon as a distraction.
Catching and relocating alligators is more newsworthy than catching and relocating the violent feral yoot on to real jail.
Trib likes to highlight the reporters at the end of their submissions with a little bio.
They must be proud to now be carrying the load for LightLoafer.
It’s Always Sunny in Sanctuary City
Anonymous said...
Humans are so narcissistic
7/29/2019 01:37:00 AM
You can thank Fakebook and Insta-idiot for that.
arrested? no smollet special? awwwwww
Then we have groot talking about the race riots from over 100 years ago,as she and the media whores stir that cauldron of hot ash,waiting and hoping it explodes right little Lori? seems very racist,and the way your talking we can hear the "dog whistles" your giving to your peoples.
Lori please enlighten us why are your peoples/folks so violent,and why do you blamer the hard working police officers? we understand your delusional liberal slant,but your anti-police mantra,bastardizing police since barry was in the white house race relations have sunk to new lows.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Off duty officers working park security is very confusing. When the Park District Police Department was merged with the City Police yhr understanding was that the City Police would take over payrolling the boulevards and Parks. Seems kinda bogus to be hiring off duty officers to be doing what drsignated parks cars are supposed to be doing.
7/29/2019 01:27:00 AM
Its 19.00 and hour but after 10 years you get another pension dip whats not to like?
The Russians did it!
Fake alligator reports!? Ohhh man, now I haven’t actually done any research on this or looked into it at all, but if it’s true, there’s going to be a reckoning.
There hasn't been enough manpower to regularly have park cars up in a long, long time. Even if one was up, they couldn't properly cover all the parks in a district. And never around the clock..
7/29/2019 12:36:00 PM
There actually was a park car that night, and I believe he was on scene.
Are we naming the fake alligator Jussie? Asking for a friend....
Anonymous M-J said...
There's kangaroos in Garfield Park. They only come out after midnight until dawn. Great jumpers. The Chicago Bulls should visit and recruit for their next NBA championship season..
7/29/2019 12:05:00 PM
There’s submarines in Lake Michigan and they race at night.
Anonymous said...
There hasn't been enough manpower to regularly have park cars up in a long, long time. Even if one was up, they couldn't properly cover all the parks in a district. And never around the clock..
7/29/2019 12:36:00 PM
There actually was a park car that night, and I believe he was on scene.
7/30/2019 02:40:00 AM
From the district that has to out two cars down on the mayor's house 24/7? From the district that has cars down every night? From the district that can't man a wagon on the 1st watch? They're suddenly flush with personnel and have a dedicated park car? Sure ...
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