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- Eleven people were arrested in southern Mexico on Tuesday after the mayor of their village was dragged out of his office, beaten, and then tied to a pickup truck and dragged through the streets of the town, according to officials.
The State's Attorney General's Office in Tuxtla Gutiérre said in a news release that the incident happened early Tuesday in the town of Las Margaritas, when a group of people stormed Mayor Jorge Luis Escandón Hernández's office and caused damage to real estate, in addition to assaulting him.
The angry group of farmers was demanding the mayor build a road he promised to construct during his campaign, Mexican news outlet Excelsior reported.
We're going to need a tractor to drag JayBee the Hutt.
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posted by SCC at 12:03 AM
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We're going to need a bigger boat
Is there any chance the Make Model of Vehicle was GMC/Chevy?
JB just donated $150 M worth of used toilets towards remodeling the Governor's mansion...
We the people of the USA, could learn from this.....
What are we waiting for, I'm in.....
Yeah, tractor with a DD-13 engine.
"We're going to need a tractor to drag JayBee the Hutt."
Or perhaps something simpler and more direct.
Hahahahahahaha fat slob
We are gong to need a convoy.
JB is busy setting up his weed empire. Could you imagine that guy with munchies? If he drops in Office, we get:
Juliana Stratton (née Wiggins; born September 8, 1965) is an American lawyer and politician serving as the 48th lieutenant governor of Illinois, since 2019. She previously served as a Democratic member of the Illinois House of Representatives from 2017 to 2019.
Stratton cited early childhood education and women's reproductive rights as two of her priorities,[6] with criminal justice reform as another.
Yay, Justice Reform. Soros's hand-rubbing intensifies.
If we drag Jaybee the Hutt we will need a "Bigger Boat" !
Sunday! SUNday! SUNDAY! At the drag strip! Tractor pull! *LOL*
gonna need that NASA saturn V rocket dragger to move his ass.
The whole f***ing city gets preferential parking every winter, when statues of Jesus Christ and Lawn Chairs make their way into the street to hold parking spots....DIBS Baby!!!
That would be “change we could believing!“
Jay Bee's is actually a small restaurant chain in Michigan,
I think. So I found another Jay Bee's online, a small family
fast food place that serves (most popular) foot long hot
dogs. They only use Duke's Real Mayonnaise. So now I
got a jones for Duke's.
Tractor for Jabba the Hut but only one Divya bike or scooter for Groothe. Let the games begin. She might want to rethink that sanctuary city those folks from South of the border kno2 how treat politicians. Hope your all taking noted. State to Lower Wacker would be my choice.
Don’t forget a “Wide Load” sign.
Student newspaper reporter cornered J.B. and asked him
if he could not be Govenor, what would he want to be, a
barista or a bud tender. J.B. went for the bud.
A dream road trip for J.B. is to visit the 66 Drive In
located in Carthage, Mo. He can't fit in a regular
theater seat and really enjoys the enhanced ventilation.
You’d only need a Big Wheel to drag Groot.
It's come to this...
Substance abuse by parents has come to Sesame Street.
The puppets are talking it up. That's the society we live in.
Give me neither poverty nor riches
Just like the detective said when addressing the missing toilets at JB's mansion...
"We have nothing to go on."
See? A lot can be learned by studying international trends.
Why do I picture J.B. standing in a men's room next to he hand dryer?
Not to condone or approve that incident. But 2 midgets and a radio flyer cart would be sufficient here.
He was a chubber back in '92.
I think he did it to get out of military service,
We should let those eleven amnesty and immediate US citizenship.
Give them a pickup truck and point them North to Chicago.I
Now, kees me you fool!!!!
Once he gets rolling it will be ok, but gonna take a lot of torque to start. Can we get one of those Aircraft carrier launch type setups? adios fat boy
>30,000 reporters laid off in past 10 years.
If junior wants to go to "J" school, just say no.
The jobs just ain't there.
Maybe this could start a movement in Cook County.
We're going to need a tractor to drag JayBee the Hutt.
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The Hutt would make a great stew and feed many hungry under served people and folks stranded in the west and south side food deserts...
We are past the point of dragging them behind a truck. Military tribunals and swift carrying out of sentences for all found guilty is the only thing that will right the ship.
Thick, juicy steaks, and a Judge always on call
Hey,
Here's a chicago band with the same idea.
https://youtu.be/QbZybRwADm4
First we'd need a truck. Maybe we can get one through the city's truck hire program. Or are those guys still in jail. I'm sure the Daley's have a pal with a truck we can use.
Another reason to never vacation in Mexico. There is a lot of crazy things going on down there in a country which is basically a lawless narco country. You, as a tourist, are not safe even within the walls of your resort. The cops will not investigate any crimes against you. Just go on the US State Department and the British Home Office websites and check out the travel advisories. Almost 40, 000 murders last year and this year heading to even more. Kidnappings of tourists go on regularly.
Uproot The 143 Day Angry Stump Groot with a garden weasel, then parade around the skreets tied behind a irritated and flatulent goat.
As far as JB Tugboat goes, he just allocated $850k of his own folding money to widen all the doorways in the Gubner‘s Mansion. Not sure the total number of parlors, bedrooms, hallways, closets and wine cellars, but I hear there’s only one inside toilet.
Think of all his write-offs and how the Fed hasn’t yet indicted this master of mansion renovations yet is incredible.
I think corrupt lying politicians deserve more better than just getting dragged thru the streets.
Jaybee and the JOKER!!!!!!!
Assaulting elected officials is wrong, unless they got it coming.
"Sunday! SUNday! SUNDAY! At the drag strip! Tractor pull! *LOL*"
YEP! Sunday FUNDAY. Online sport betting, too. Woohoo!
The video is online if you look for it.
The "sticks" look more like 2x4's.
These guys were not screwing around, if he lives thru it he won't be forgetting it !!
JayBee with the munchies could close down a Waffle House.
It's OFFICIAL: According to CNBC,
2019 will be the LAST year for Millenial college grads.
So, you have what's out there, on the shelf, and what's coming
your way this year. Pick on a new generation to make fun of
for skinny jeans, fragile egos, and weird haircuts and beards.
50% of millenials have quit a job due to stress. 75% have
experienced on-the-job psychological problems.
To be fair, they did not check out job prospects probability
before picking a college major and biting on overly generous
college loan offers.
Now deeply in debt, they rent longer, put off marriage, and
have less savings and retirement benefits than older
generations.
I’ll bring the tractor !
Politicians and organized crime critics,generally speaking,can be bad for your health there.
I would say a Caterpillar D-10. We wouldn't have to take off the grousers, nobody
will notice the damage to the roads.
It would take a Tugboat to drag JB "Big Tuna Jr." Pritzker anywhere.
^ that would make a great truck commercial ^
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Dirty Joe EXPOSED today.
The definitive Swamp Creature.
BIDEN will leave Washington in shame.
Did YOUR kid get a $1.5B contract two weeks after Daddy
visited Ukraine on Air Force Two?
Biden has NEVER defended his son and explained WHY
he was qualified for that contract. Why, Joe. Why?
I for one do not hate trucks. Keep that lard ass JB far away from respectable vehicles!
Anonymous Anonymous said...
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Dirty Joe EXPOSED today.
The definitive Swamp Creature.
BIDEN will leave Washington in shame.
Did YOUR kid get a $1.5B contract two weeks after Daddy
visited Ukraine on Air Force Two?
Biden has NEVER defended his son and explained WHY
he was qualified for that contract. Why, Joe. Why?
10/10/2019 10:07:00 PM
He is a democrat and that is ok when you identify as 1!!
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