Monday, October 21, 2019

More Photoshop Fun

More fun at the expense of the Accidental Supernintendo:


We aren't sure which of these is Special Ed's kindey-destroyer of choice:


Special Ed can't follow doctor instructions following a transplanted kidney, but he's flawless when Groot tells him to jump.


McCarthy was an ass, but he was an outsider who might be excused for some of his transgressions.We certainly weren't shy about lambasting him.

Ed doesn't get that play.

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51 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Surely you jest, sir.
16 shots is enough to kill a horse.
BTW, what about that Monday morning resignation (TODAY!)?

10/21/2019 12:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The last two are classic!!!!

10/21/2019 12:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Eddie is an old bag man from 006 who jumped into the deep end of the pool and is rapidly sinking.He used to be very good at collecting though.So he has that to fall back on.

10/21/2019 12:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If it's not Johnnie Walker Black, it's racist !

10/21/2019 02:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Outstanding

10/21/2019 04:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

McWhiskeyDick was still by far the worst. Kidney Bean was a low IQ clown being held hostage by Rahm. The next one will be an incredibly vicious outsider.

10/21/2019 06:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SAD, a man that age with a new wife is out alone drinking and a bad kidney.

WHAT WOULD MY WIFE SAY?
if she cared?
OR
Does daddy say he has late meeting and goes elsewhere?

HOW BIG is a few drinks? wait till it comes out the actual location of the drinking its in his phone IAD. THe department phone that is tracked and the mayor calls him on constantly.

Who are the 2 clouted investigators who GOTZ a pretty easy case but will come up with GOOSE eggs?

As soon as they ask for phone papers will be put in....

10/21/2019 06:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Special Ed is crowned the new king of self sabotage. Be sure none of you share his kingdom. Prayers to all

10/21/2019 06:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

McCarthy is a piece of human debris who was brought here to fuck us.

Eddie is just a pretty typical home grown buffoon who was advanced way above his deserved station in life by luck.

At this stage of the game, he should’ve been a lockup keeper on days in a SouthSide district sneaking out to his car every hour or so.......

10/21/2019 07:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe someone can get him a set of balls transplanted?

10/21/2019 07:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What's all the confetti on his chest? Too young for Normandy, Inchon too.

10/21/2019 07:12:00 AM  
Anonymous bean counter said...

How about reposting all of this in about 2 weeks so we can vote for the top 5?

10/21/2019 07:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

over heard that his driver JB who was "on call" that nite went to the superintendents house and had him approve his O.T. for the "call out"....He always was a "tool"

10/21/2019 07:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why hasnt he resigned yet? Any disciplinary action handed out for intoxication off duty should be thrown out. Eddie has different rules for himself. Think about it. No disciplinary action or consequence whatsoever. Maybe just retirement and a huge over inflated pension!

10/21/2019 08:11:00 AM  
Blogger The Keesing Bandit said...

Keep the line moving.

Then you can...

Kees me you fool!!!!

10/21/2019 08:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The whole thing is just not funny. As I approach my 29 and a day, I’m required to be even MORE responsible with all the technology and paperwork you see the bosses doing crap like this. For god sakes they give you a car and driver you moron. Sad and pathetic.

10/21/2019 08:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ima gonna do what I wanna do, when I wanna do it,
as long as I wanna do it

10/21/2019 09:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

May he slink off in peace....and may his trail of women and frat buddies go quietly into the void---pulling paychecks, seen but not heard.

10/21/2019 09:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

In Special Ed's defense he was just listening to his favorite band.....

ASLEEP AT THE WHEEL

10/21/2019 09:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow! These pics are funny! However you all know aint nuttn gonna happen. They will drag investigation til march 1st he will put in his papers on the 2nd and retire the 15th!

10/21/2019 09:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

16 shots and a cover up. Funniest line ever on SSC.

10/21/2019 09:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What are you waiting for ? Can his stupid ass already !

10/21/2019 09:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If he was a spider, he is running out of feet to shoot himself in.

10/21/2019 10:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

LMFAO!

10/21/2019 10:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Old Silicon Valley saying:
If the product is free, you are the product

10/21/2019 10:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

call Hilary to. clean cell phone
lost and found case report , missing cell phone

10/21/2019 10:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He aint going anywhere. Just wishful thinking.

10/21/2019 10:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

2 Goofs.

10/21/2019 10:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is he gone yet or is all this wishful thinking.

10/21/2019 11:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe special ed will take his pension check, run to Florida, and join the blog

10/21/2019 11:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Medical issue my ASS , one to many shots of Booze !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

10/21/2019 01:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

(OT) Well Lori now it’s your turn you made this comment which is great order them back to work don’t ask them to come back and if they refuse start the termination procedure watch them all run back into the schools and cut their bullshit are you going to be a leader are you going to be a coward and let them have their way everyone is watching the city is watching the county is watching the state is watching the United States of America is watching your movie girl;

Lightfoot urges union to end strike while contract talks continue
https://chicago.suntimes.com/2019/10/21/20924963/chicago-teacher-contract-strike-updates-cps

Did you include a Notes strike clause which is needed because they say they’re so essential for everybody for the children did you do that Laurie and if you didn’t go back to sleep just resigned.

10/21/2019 01:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who was the Superintendent drinking with last Thursday? If was other exempt members and they were drinking in a public place that has cameras, I have no doubt every drink everyone consumed will be counted. This could lead to a massive departure of the Command Staff.
Now that Ferguson is in-charge of the investigation it will become very interesting to all and very concerning to a few.

10/21/2019 01:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I was talking to the wife about this over the weekend. One of my tune outs is news on the weekends, and I said the story from Friday was crap, he was drinking. Lo and behold, it's Monday and he's been outed.

Anyone find it strange Lightfoot dismissed it so easily though? He might not be chief much longer, but she has another use for him, and I'll tell you now it's not going to be good for the cops...

10/21/2019 01:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Truly, The Right Man for the Right Time™️ Acted Stupidly™️ and has his own Beer Summit™️.
Gimme chance man.
Looks like Lari LightLoafer has put this issue to rest already. Ain’t nobody got time for that.

To think that even a cranky ol’Joe Curtin managed to wiggle out a courtesy or two in his days of merit bumps.

10/21/2019 03:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What does Wheezie have to say about her meal ticket/Sugar Daddy getting jammed up?

10/21/2019 03:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

"What's all the confetti on his chest? Too young for Normandy, Inchon too."

10/21/2019 07:12:00 AM


It was called "salad" back in the day...

All kinds of lettuce, tomatoes, cheeses, croutons
and bacon bits going every-which-kinda-way on these
bosses' shirts...

They put themselves and each other in for awards...

We know of an officer who had a Valor Award snatched
from underneath him and given to a now retired
"Noble" memba.

Paragons of Policing aren't they?

10/21/2019 04:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No, I'm not kidding, that booze was for medicinal purposes.

10/21/2019 05:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Groot was on the news today saying FatHeadEd is not resigning.

10/21/2019 06:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

his time is up and take with him EC from Special Functions, CS from PTS, FW from Patrol, GH DC and the NOBLE list goes on. Your time is up and it did not work out.

10/21/2019 07:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why is he not on call back????????

10/21/2019 07:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fraternities and sororities, fraternities and sororities. That means nothing is going to happen. Now if special Ed was someone of a different ethnicity, he would be screwed. Fraternities and sororities.

10/21/2019 07:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Talk about double standard!!!

- bribing discredit on department
-preventing department from reaching its goals
-consuming alcohol and operating a department vehicle
-buzzed/drunk driving- how many citizens are fighting cases for same thing this asswipe did

10/21/2019 07:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

voting #1...Johnnie Walker

10/21/2019 07:47:00 PM  
Blogger Somewhere Nowhere said...

After being asked about if he was going to resign, Special Ed was quoted in the Trib tonight as saying “Listen, I’ve been at this for about four years now, and I think that’s a good chunk of someone’s life to devote to something like this.”

Hmmm, so four years is a good chunk of someone’s life to do something..

Like four years of high school being a good chunk of someone’s life versus a quickie GED degree?

10/21/2019 07:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So apparently Fathead Ed is stating he won’t resign or retire.

Ball is in your court LeadFoot. It’s looking like Ed is playing you
like a cheap moonshine jug.

10/21/2019 08:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just like 9.5, too bad toni, crimisha, evans, and groot, Mr Fenner should never have been in a position of any type of power. Its people like him who destroyed this city

10/21/2019 10:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ed heard that alcohol can be a preservative so he’s trying to preserve his donated kidney.

10/21/2019 10:15:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Now more than ever is the FOPs opportunity for a vote of no confidence!

10/21/2019 11:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It appears the only one with confidence in Special Ed is Groot. We had no confidence in Ed since the Midget put him in for the job. FOP capitalize on this situation with a No Confidence vote.

10/22/2019 12:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anybody sitting in that seat will be heavily scrutinized for doing the job any type of way.

10/24/2019 02:01:00 AM  

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