Wednesday, November 13, 2019

Falling Behind

This Department hasn't operated efficiently in forty of fifty years. They expect miracles now?
  • Chicago police officials in charge of implementing an array of court-ordered reforms in the department admit their first progress report, due to be released this month, will likely leave something to be desired.

    Their response: We’re committed to the process and we’re working on it.
Might this be part of the reason Groot doesn't trust the current crop of exempts to implement the Decree?
  • The report will examine the department’s progress in the development of a new use of force policy, its work to engage the community in the reform process and in training for officers as part of reforms the consent decree orders, among others.
Well, the Department is about to finish training each and every supervisor in which pronouns to use in today's politically charged atmosphere. At least, that what it says on paper. That's certainly an effective use of police resources, right?

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49 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fucking Pronouns?
GROOT? WTF do you use?
How The Mess shall we address you?
(Just read here, it's already being done, gratis)

11/13/2019 12:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

These confused idiots will lower the standards for hiring to like a 10th grade CPS graduate and beg them to take the job and sock of all shocks! They can't do the job either! Give it up, the city, the state and in less than 10 years, America as a concept will be over. IT was a good run, but all these illegals and legal immigrants have not been told they should assimilate and that the current Americans are no good. Just what do you think is coming next? If anyone has an idea just what country to flee to, let us all know because fleeing to Indiana or Florida ain't going to work. Our nation is dying.

11/13/2019 12:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just put "Fucking" in front of every first or sir name
and you can't go wrong (at least here)

11/13/2019 12:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh cmon!!!! Falling behind!? We are almost as fetal as can be! What less could you possibly want from us?! Any less and we won’t be showing up for work, and lori has already made it clear that’s not an option.

11/13/2019 12:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Shit...watch bids are due tomorrow, and these jackasses refuse to tell us what the start times will be.
That's beyond incompetence, that's intentional.

11/13/2019 12:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Kinda like boot camp. Shave that head, no facial hair,
you wear our clothes, eat our food, sleep under our roof.
Break down the individual, then build him back up in
your idealized image.

11/13/2019 12:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just follow Trump
Little Michael Bloomberg

11/13/2019 12:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is anybody else having this bad dream? How crazy can it get with these Democrat progressives in power? Pronoun training? In New York use of the wrong pronoun will now cost you $250,000.00. So what if you are on the subway and you bump into a woman, and you say “Excuse me madam” but it was really a guy. You are screwed. Saturday Night Live was light years ahead of this with their character “Pat” where no one could figure out Pat’s gender. When you go to the training dress in unisex clothes!

11/13/2019 12:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Send the supervisors in 022 there, perfect for them !
Lol .

11/13/2019 01:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

“Motherfucker”, applies to: men, women, children, transgender, questioning, illegal aliens, and bosses. Class dismissed.

11/13/2019 02:17:00 AM  
Blogger The Keesing Bandit said...

When I started out, the best pronoun to use when dealing with the bad guys was "Stupid". It covered everything.

Now, kees me you fool!!!!

11/13/2019 05:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Even Popeyes is out of control what type of people are causing this violence? Just wonder what kind of operating people have to attack people for a stupid sandwich?

Maryland Popeyes customer attacked by six juveniles, police say

11/13/2019 06:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Remedial P.C. English, breathing exercises.
Comrade Commisar, Yes, Yes Sir.

11/13/2019 06:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That's INDOCTRINATION, not training
It will be documented and inserted into your jacket

11/13/2019 06:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That was due today?

11/13/2019 06:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Here’s a good pronoun, “ excuse me Mr. fuckhead take your hands out of your pocket.” ♠️

11/13/2019 07:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

pretty soon they will make supervisors by reverse seniority

11/13/2019 07:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Progress report?........Hahaha

11/13/2019 07:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ANOTHER use oF force? didn't we jUst have a new one?

11/13/2019 08:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just an aside.....as the story goes.....an older friend, with time on his hands, enrolled in a community college writing course.....
the days lesson was proper use of pronouns when writing, such as in quotes, or descriptions. At some point, a younger person stood up
and stated that due to their non-binary classification of "self", THEY only would accept being referred to as "IT" or "THEY"....
When the older friend said "But isn't this a writing class for proper use of pronouns?", he was told he was being cut from the
class and could no longer attend........
There IS a lesson in all this, but I am damned if I can find it.......maybe the CPD brain trust can......

11/13/2019 08:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I identify as a PAPV.

11/13/2019 08:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My father who retired in the late 80's always loved "Mope" as a pronoun. "Hey mope, stop that!"

11/13/2019 09:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So, according to the article, the rank and file are excited about the Consent Decree? Interesting. Also wondering, the way the article reads, are we getting yet another Use of Force model? I think the sliding scale of farce is already confusing enough. New Use of Force is simple.... Don’t Use It! I’m not worried about pronouns, I’m already super woke.

11/13/2019 09:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The top managers have no "real police" experiences. They spent their careers in units out of patrol. Now you have them in charge and they have no experience or connection to patrol.

11/13/2019 10:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Call them asshole. Everyone has one, just some are bigger than others. ;)

11/13/2019 10:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am a old school pro police civilian,and I would like my police department to bust some fucking heads,and get this city back.just saying.

11/13/2019 10:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If you don't use the pronoun "Zi" when addressing me, I will get a CR Number!

11/13/2019 11:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


I believe “asshole” should be the new universal pronoun, I mean everyone has one right?
“Hey asshole, I need you you step out of the car.”
“Could you move your car out of the traffic lane, asshole.”
“Yes asshole, you are being arrested.”
The more I use it the more think it’s perfect!

- A CPD asshole

11/13/2019 12:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Years ago I worked with a guy who had a Master's in English, in the tale end of the seventies
they wanted him 2 teach remedial reading 2 the recruits because of there so many difficulties
in comprehension, if u know what I mean, he declined and continued 2 work the patty wagon never taking a promotional test because he had no clout.

11/13/2019 12:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

“ Making CPD better will mean safer streets, safer police officers, and stronger community trust through professionalism, accountability, and transparency to those we serve.”
In a nutsack, that’s the mission statement of these people.

So when will The Right Man for the Right Time™️, the abominable Chicago Values™️ of RevDr Jugghaid SpecialEd Phd be on hand, to highlight his previously “duly noted, neglect to deliver amazing results?

Spearheaded by obamas chief of staff (gone), implemented by Madi-girl (gone), overseen by Jugghead (almost gone).
The bs consent decree that was to placate the community to build trust bridges and a better Dept and the CIVILIAN Board FAILED.
Failed far worse than the Right Man/Time™️ experiment.
So far the community can’t stop shooting one another and a County prosecutor that won’t charge crimes accordingly to the written laws and a judiciary that lets 99% of violent criminal free when they do.

Wanna bet The Man of La Hatchet ma’am, Magnum C.B. will have to cover up for Jugghaid’s 3-1/2 year extended malaise and this is the only way GrootLoafer can answer to this “falling behind” finding, only because some Lib was asking or some civilian attorney group sees a imminent revenue stream Slow down.
Nobody else cares unless the money spigot is going to be compromised by more upcoming Grroot budget constraints.

Stinks worse than a stock pot of LA stew.

11/13/2019 01:05:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fucking Pronouns?
GROOT? WTF do you use?
How The Mess shall we address you?
(Just read here, it's already being done, gratis)

11/13/2019 12:05:00 AM


The new "non-binary" honorific:

"Mx..."

As in Mx. Larry Lightloafers...

>Long, loud, sad and sorry fart-noise<

The republic unravels before your very eyes.

11/13/2019 01:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

usually Hey ASSHOLE
gets their attention

11/13/2019 01:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Anonymous Anonymous said...
Imagine a world where your boss asks for productivity at work? just want to come to work and drive around in circles and do nothing for this $80k~$90k? These childish attitudes are getting annoying. This once brave department is being infested by a group of chicken shits. Use your tuition reimbursement benefit and get another job. Leave guarding the gates of hell to the real men and women.

11/11/2019 06:35:00 AM

Relax hero. Better start putting some extra scratch to the side to pay off your 75k Jeep after the lawsuits bite your ass. And sorry to say, the real men and women are 99.999 percent retired by now. But hey you can hang on archer or your suburban childhood home and tell war stories.

11/13/2019 02:32:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How about like Red. Dumbass; just about covers all of it.

11/13/2019 02:57:00 PM  
Blogger grunt archangel said...

I didnt get any of the training I spent the days daydreaming instead

11/13/2019 03:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Its funnu how they come up with sll this rocket science. All they have to do is use 3rd grade science. For example, get rid of the worst States Attorney in the history of this country. For GODs sake use some common sense. Talking to us like we are idiots with their manipulative idiologies.

11/13/2019 04:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

In Sun Times article, Paul Godsel says that after roll call most cops tell him that they are all for consent decree. Sure. Most of it is for training. The rest is crap and guys only say that cause they have 2 years on and are afraid to insult him. In one swoop in 006 on 01 January 2020, you will: lose start time, lose partner, lose assigned car, lose DOG. And people aren't happy. They are jumping ship from midnights to keep DOG (GUYS WORK 66 cause it equals 61 on days/3rd watch, etc) to stay in what works. Bunch leaving. No one is happy. Godsell is a nice man but a politician towing the company line. And no Paul, no one minds decree, but hate all the losses to personal lives that come with it. So don't tell us again how it's all about officer wellness cause it's the exact opposite. You don't care and either does HQ about cops well being

11/13/2019 04:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Imagine a world where your boss asks for productivity at work? just want to come to work and drive around in circles and do nothing for this $80k~$90k? These childish attitudes are getting annoying. This once brave department is being infested by a group of chicken shits. Use your tuition reimbursement benefit and get another job. Leave guarding the gates of hell to the real men and women.

11/11/2019 06:35:00 AM

Relax hero. Better start putting some extra scratch to the side to pay off your 75k Jeep after the lawsuits bite your ass. And sorry to say, the real men and women are 99.999 percent retired by now. But hey you can hang on archer or your suburban childhood home and tell war stories.

11/13/2019 02:32:00 PM
You left out jacked up lift kit,punisher decals and or course hat band hanging and I'm the police paraphernalia.

11/13/2019 04:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We shouldn't even have to worry about court ordered reforms, Trumps Justice Department said it was bullshit, and not necessary. The was foisted upon us as Jugears was going out the door, and Raccoon Eyes & co. were eager to put us in a bad light to move their social justice agenda foward.
Torches and pitchfork time is fast approaching, leftists will be hunted down for what the did to our country.

11/13/2019 05:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

After reading the comments here I think the first order of business would be to explain what a pronoun is. Just a public school grad here.

11/13/2019 07:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I’m sure I’ll take a whooping for writing this, but oh well. In a world in the not too distant past, a whole lotta people had an issue with the title Ms., because how in the world will someone know a woman’s marital status be known (and the feminists took that to task because well- what’s good for the goose, Mr. Gander, men’s titles never deemed it a necessity). So speaking as a woman, I honestly could care less if I’m called Miss, Mrs. Ms., but I’ll be damned if you tell me I don’t have the option of excluding myself from the possessive form of Mr., because that’s what a Mrs. is. So honestly, I don’t have an issue with non-binary people creating a pronoun they’d like. Mx. sounds like a decent compromise instead of hijacking the plural pronoun “they” and confusing the fuck out of all us. Where it does get confusing, is when genders that solely identify as the opposite of what their parts in place tell the rest of the world. I’m speaking from a purely investigative place such as in crime reporting. How do you manage a “she” reported as missing, who could honestly turn up dead as a “he” miles & miles away from home? These are honest questions that none of the geniuses who’ve taken a laissez-faire attitude to the importance of physical sexual identification seemed to have considered.

11/13/2019 07:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Next thing you know dark blue uniforms will be mandatory and power tests every six months for everyone!!!
No range time, hugs not bullets.

11/13/2019 08:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

In 1988 I was promoted to sergeant. It was a huge class, over 250. The Chief of Patrol sent us home the first day. Everyone wondered why. Next day, in walk a dozen people who were not on any list. This was the start of the merit process. Just shoving the chosen to a rank. Some of those chosen ones, made exempt. It started the process of exempts who were way over their heads and some had a hard time reading and writing. Now the city has what it had chosen. In 1995, the Lieutenants test sealed it. It was given by Arthur Andersen without the usual in house subject matter expert from the exempt ranks. Many in the first class were unknowns. Once again, in walked 12 or so sergeants who miraculously were promoted. They pulled that list down after 100 or so were promoted, not enough political hacks. The total destruction of any functional police department.

11/13/2019 09:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

In 1988 I was promoted to sergeant. It was a huge class, over 250. The Chief of Patrol sent us home the first day. Everyone wondered why. Next day, in walk a dozen people who were not on any list. This was the start of the merit process. Just shoving the chosen to a rank. Some of those chosen ones, made exempt. It started the process of exempts who were way over their heads and some had a hard time reading and writing. Now the city has what it had chosen. In 1995, the Lieutenants test sealed it. It was given by Arthur Andersen without the usual in house subject matter expert from the exempt ranks. Many in the first class were unknowns. Once again, in walked 12 or so sergeants who miraculously were promoted. They pulled that list down after 100 or so were promoted, not enough political hacks. The total destruction of any functional police department.

11/13/2019 09:07:00 PM

(A) 30 November and 01 December 1988. And another group walked in on 16 December 1988.

(B) April 1995. It was 13 sergeants. They were yanked out of line before graduating because of an injunction and it took a few years before the courts decreed the city could promote the 13. One of the 13 sergeants was straight-up fired before the court decision came down, but the remaining 12 all were promoted to lieutenant.

11/14/2019 12:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How much money is all this shit costing a city with an 800 million dollar budget deficit. All of this training is just sucking needed manpower away from where they are needed the most. Nothing is wrong with the chicago police department. This consent decree will be one of the biggest boondoggles ever in the history of law enforcement.

11/14/2019 05:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

from the exempt ranks. Many in the first class were unknowns. Once again, in walked 12 or so sergeants who miraculously were promoted. They pulled that list down after 100 or so were promoted, not enough political hacks. The total destruction of any functional police department.

11/13/2019 09:07:00 PM

I was in that lieutenant's class. We had " merit promotees" who never even bothered to take the test. One of them ended up in 007. He was a quota sergeant who was on a leave of absence to run his business, gone for a few years. They gave him back seniority, made him the WC and eventually Hillard made him a captain. I think that only two people on that 100 list made exempt. All of the merits were made captain or exempt.

11/14/2019 06:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Next thing you know dark blue uniforms will be mandatory and power tests every six months for everyone!!!
No range time, hugs not bullets.

11/13/2019 08:09:00 PM

If true, the CPD will be budgeted for 2,000 officers

11/14/2019 10:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Relax hero. Better start putting some extra scratch to the side to pay off your 75k Jeep after the lawsuits bite your ass. And sorry to say, the real men and women are 99.999 percent retired by now. But hey you can hang on archer or your suburban childhood home and tell war stories.

Why does everyone hate the Jeep. I love my SRT

11/14/2019 10:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

09:07pm is right on
many of the 13 arrived late , out of uniform
a couple had company cars
not many from that class made exempt
short shanks was so mad , he refused to attend the promotional ceremony
nobody cared , two blacks in the class , both good guys , one retired as a deputy superintendent
last legit test
will Lori bring back a test for sergeants , graded on sight and promote in rank order
or will she stay with status quo , promoting unqualified political hacks
LL , make MLK proud = opportunity , no promotions based of color or gender
look at the top 140 on cpd , most could not pass a detective or sergeant test , complete an ISR , Blue Card or Case Report , turn on a body camera , make Chicago proud , be fair .

11/14/2019 11:15:00 PM  

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