CIT Ride Alongs?
Has anyone run this by Legal Affairs? Or are they just rolling over for the progressive agenda, too?
- There’s a mental health crisis. 911 is called and responders head to what could be a life or death scene. Now CBS 2 has exclusively learned Chicago police have a plan to help all involved navigate what could be a very sensitive situation.
[...] For the first time ever, Chicago police will have a team of mental health experts riding with trained officers on mental health calls. “National estimates are somewhere between 6 and 10% of all police calls involve a person with serious mental illness,” said social work expert Dr. Amy Watson. CPD said they’ll have about 24 officers to start. Details are still being worked out. But CBS 2 has learned the police department been planning this for months, and looking to Houston for inspiration.
The Houston Police Department has been a pioneer in the arena. Since 2008, it has been sending trained officers with mental health experts for these same types of calls.
So what's the liability involved on the other 90-to-94% of calls that aren't mental health crisis calls? Robberies, burglaries, gun calls, dope sales, etc. What if someone wrecks with a civilian in the car? That is a distinct possibility, especially in certain west and south side districts that wreck cars faster than some demolition derbies.
Or are these workers riding along with a PO and not answering any calls except for a CIT type call? We've already got too many house mouses hiding in District, Homan and HQ. Now we're going to have mobile house mouses who don't/won't answer calls except for a mental health call, which the article already admits are only 6-to-10% of all calls.
Seems very inefficient. Perhaps they need their own cars and they can ride two deep with each other to the appropriate calls. Or even better, ride with the CFD ambulances that will end up taking anywhere from 96-to-100% of the patients to an appropriate mental health facility.
Police enforce the law. CFD handles medical issues. This is a medical issue.
Or are these workers riding along with a PO and not answering any calls except for a CIT type call? We've already got too many house mouses hiding in District, Homan and HQ. Now we're going to have mobile house mouses who don't/won't answer calls except for a mental health call, which the article already admits are only 6-to-10% of all calls.
Seems very inefficient. Perhaps they need their own cars and they can ride two deep with each other to the appropriate calls. Or even better, ride with the CFD ambulances that will end up taking anywhere from 96-to-100% of the patients to an appropriate mental health facility.
Police enforce the law. CFD handles medical issues. This is a medical issue.
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posted by SCC at 12:04 AM
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had an acquaintance on the dept show their order on social media about moving to the cit division this week, along with 20-30 other officers. are we sure we arent training some of our own to be "mental health professionals"? like a mental health swat team minus the guns?
They should send them to the States Attorney Office first because with the crap decisions coming out of that place, there's got to be a lot of mental illness to explain the poor decisions!!! Second, with the correction of the bad decisions, a lot of people will no longer be mentally disturbed due to their incarceration for the crimes they commit...
It’s all about funding. Invent a crisis and then sue, educate, train. All of the garbage they’re coming after the department for are social constructs by lawyers from the likes of the ADL and ACLU (racial profiling, police brutality, implicit bias, etc etc). All of these phrases were thought up by lawyers to create a problem so they can make hundreds of millions from lawsuits, education, training, policy changes. Notice that the ADL is training the department on ‘implicit bias’, a term that one of their lawyers came up with that nobody ever heard before. All of these issues are actually non issues. It’s all a hoax constructed by them in order to line their own pockets.
Another dumb wAcko liberal idea.
Rialmo was correct. Face it, you idiots fked up.
The cit program sux period. The LT. Is a over promoted clouty and most the academy staff are lazy and cant answer any questions.
Good let them handle all of the CIT mental health disturbance calls. I’m okay with 2 officers For safety reason ( it should not only be one officer) and the civilian only answering up those calls. In my experience tho sometimes jobs that are not cit jobs turn out to be a cit Job, some domestics and etc. Pay the CIT officers a stipend and those are the only jobs they handle. For instance a job comes out and it’s not reference as a cit, mental health job you get on scene and it is, you have the cit beat come on scene and they take over all responsibilities.
Many of us are familiar with NYPD slang. Rather than call someone crazy, a wacko, etc., the NYPD refers to these problems as an Emotionally Disturbed Person (an EDP). Call for a "bus".
It sounds like they are a specialized unit so they would only respond to select calls. From a 2015 article, "At the Houston Police Department, a licensed clinical social worker or caseworker rides along when police answer an emergency call regarding a person presumed to be mentally ill. Some 30 of those ride-along professionals now work out of that department's relatively new Mental Health Division". Cities mentioned where they use this include: Denver, Boulder, Seattle, Miami-Dade and Houston. All democratic cities with plenty of drugs and plenty of problems.
I can see how it could help but then again it just depends on the person, the situation, and how good the so called expert really is at listening and relating to people. Sometimes a pompous know it all can make it worse. Ever known that kind of health care professional? These book trained folks know the standard cliches and other tripe like they are reading from a book but not how these people in a mental health crisis really feel. A number of these calls are for people that have stopped taking their meds for one reason or another.
Here's one quote from the article. "In 2017, behavioral health clinicians assisting police officers in Denver made contact with nearly one thousand people suffering mental health issues. Only 2.4% of encounters resulted in an arrest, while 334 people were connected to formal outpatient mental health treatment. Most other encounters resulted in a de-escalation of the incident." Leaves me with a lot of questions. So they were given a pamphlet and told to contact outpatient mental health. Who's to say they would make contact at all. Well as long as they didn't make an arrest, all is well.
Oh beautiful Seattle, full of needles, crap all over the sidewalks and homeless everywhere. In 2016, out of 9,300 crisis response incidents, fewer than 8% resulted in an arrest. Do they still even arrest in Seattle.
It would seem much of the success of this program is simply measured by how few they arrest. I guess that's consistent with the rules in the democratic handbook. If the person is wielding an axe or baseball bat and advancing on cops or threatening the family let the "expert" handle it.
https://www.ravemobilesafety.com/blog/best-examples-of-police-and-mental-health-response
I happen to be of the opinion that 95% of the criminals are either crazy or mentally retarded, often both.
If I'm not mistaken, Houston has a mental health team of specially trained officers that only do those type of calls. Would make much more sense than to just let someone ride along in case you get a mh call.
The city is broke and they're creating this new high costjob?
As a CFD medic I like it. Psychs aren't"medical" and paramedics receive minimal training dealing with them at best. Several medics have been hurt through the years dealing with them, including some females who have been injured pretty seriously. EMS may try to be the jack of all trades,but in this case it is not trained or equipped to handle psychs. Best place for them is in a cage car for a safe trip to the ER. Where they will most likely just be discharged in a couple hours anyway.
Why have CPD responding at all to a EDP call, after all just the presence of the police can cause a person to become upset, let the "professionals" handle it then if "they"think an arrest is needed they can call the police and of course be at hand to calm down any unruly individual, talk to them so that no force needs to be used
I hate NYPD slang. I heard AOC use the word "peeps" the other day. Yuk.
Now, kees me you fool!!!!
Within the realm of possibility Prediction: IF this program begins, within 5 years, a CPD will need authorization from ride along to use deadly force against any person ( especially a Member of da Communerty) displaying certain mental health behaviors And these behaviors will be documented by ride along This is NOT meant as a joke
I was required to go through CIT training as a new Sgt. When we started to discuss just how many calls come out as a “disturbance with a mental,” one of the instructors lost his shit. He couldn’t believe that we call them”mentals!” CPD is so far behind on this stuff it’s not funny.
So if there are "experts" on mental health why is the whole world nuts?
The Lt in charge of this is dumb as a box of rocks and terrified of being in a district. But LL likes her. They go to the same church...
Let These Law Enforcement replacements have the responsibility of driving while responding to help get the overall effect .Its more bullshit on the Police Officers to obstruct them from protecting the law abiding taxpaying Citizens. Everyone and everything a Police Officer is to be today and now they have to be responsible for toting around a human dummy .Put the "social workers" on their own bicycles or independent cars.. When a mental call comes in,the social worker can go handle the case without Police Officer interference. When they are done getting beat with a baseball bat,spat, pissed on,stabbed,raped and if not killed they can assess and request medical attention if they so deem it necessary. In the meantime Police can do Police work.
Yea that will work out just great. The first one you get that was not described as a mental call and you have to use force on him there will be a huge check written. Really bad idea, think about all the people you deal with have some sort of mental problem. Almost every stop every call. Sometimes it is not a big problem but many times it is and there you are alone dealing with it. Call Back r the unemployment office will have a place with your name on it for not handling that mental right.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
"I happen to be of the opinion that 95% of the criminals are either crazy or mentally retarded, often both. "
The profound wisdom in this simple statement has moved me to tears......
So are those answering the 911 call all of a sudden trained mental health professionals? Didn't think so. Classic feel good SJW policing. There will never be and charges on these types of calls no matter the crime or outcome. Mark my words just another crime sanctuary crime ploy.
This is done in other cities, so NOT a Chicago first.
Again, another "seminar" or "best practices" idea that came
from another city. Hospitals adopt ideas this way, that's why
Medicine is so f-uped. It's the same "leaders" who go to
conventions and decide what's best for the rest of us. Hey,
Festivus for the rest of us. If it works, "they" take the credit.
If it don't it is quietly phased out. Just another way to bloat
the payroll and add friends & relatives. A back door entry
point for eggheads. Just wait, the throwback hippie is
coming with the white earbud wires listening to the Doors
talk about "a child's fragile eggshell mind."
Inhumane o jail nut cases just put them right back out on the streets. This is where this whole cluster puck is headed. Another popcorn adventure.
Too many people of Color in jail now too many people with mental problems in jail. Dart, you better be looking for another job because Chicago is about to close all your jails.
No more weed arrests, no more shoplifting arrests, no more mental arrests, I bond for everyone no matter the crime. Shut down the jails and cut the police force by two thirds. Chicago is now officially a CRIME and ILLEGALS SANCTUARY CITY. That my friends is where this is going.
So get Doctor Feelgood from Inherent Vice to head up
the psych intervention unit. It's a new TV series.
Chicago Psych.
It still boils down to a "domestic." Just wait until the psych boy/
psych girl is taken hostage.
They don't arrest in Seattle anymore. Microsoft looks
for autistic geniuses and Amazon looks for warehouse
workers. It's a pipeline, babe.
More BS from academics with little to no real-world experience.
Will these people jump in when things go sideways?
Will they be suing individual officers when they get their ass kicked?
Will they be charged criminally with the rest of the officers when force is
required?
No thanks.
Criminals, thanks to their politician social worker enablers, use "mental illness" to escape prosecution and incarceration for their evil deeds.
Leave all Democrat shithole cities as soon as humanly possible. Visit only occasionally for family or restaurants if armed to the teeth.
There are situations like Danielle Jacobs, an aspie in Arizona that was prone to freakouts. She had put out a couple youtube videos showing how her service dog would help her during aspie meltdowns. She called the cops and said that she was having a bad time of it, and asked for help. When the Phoenix PD arrives, she's having a meltdown, and she lunges at them with a knife.
She was 5'4" 110 Lbs on the high side, and they could have easily subdued her. However she also lunged at them with a knife. So you have someone who has a history of mental health issues. Question is, what should the response be? All the available training teaches that if it's a threat, eliminate the threat. But is that too harsh of an overall response?
And once you put a Mental Health Rep in that situation, everything goes out the window, and officers are there in a support capacity. There's no procedures being mentioned on how to handle specific situations like that, or barricade situations. Just this all-encompassing "Bring a shrink and that will fix everything".
So now the liberals want to infiltrate our department?
If this is the case, look for these calls to take much, much longer than necessary to complete.
How about we bring an old dispatcher line from the past with a twist? Police refused send Fire, it's medical
Hell! Why wait for calls? They should have a mobile mental health hospital. They should just drive around and pick up all the crazies wondering around the city.
Correct me if I'm wrong. If you're a Vet involved in
a mental crisis, the Govt. puts you on a list as "unstable"
and starts court procedures to take your guns away.
Who ya gonna call......Nut Busters. For a nominal fee we'll also de-ghost.
They are working on ride along judges too. Why go through all the court bullshit when the judge can make the decision on guilt or innocence and do the sentencing right on the spot.
Just think Tommy Dart can run for Alderman for a new job.
While mental illness is certainly a big factor in some CPD calls for assistance, it is usually a call that is WAY beyond a simple “Here’s a pamphlet, go get help” type response.....maybe there better be some real live scenarios for these civilians on how these escalate
otherwise these book-learner SJw professionals are going to get themselves and some officers hurt.not to even mention, most of the time, these calls often include a mental who is self-medicating with drugs and alcohol and are strong, and not very compliant.
Not so sure this is a well thought-out plan.......
I can’t wait until the mental health team sees the real world. I’ll call their epiphanies
- I’m better trained and equipped than the police, I’ll make a difference with these mentals
- man, cops see some fucked up shit in uncontrolled environments. I still won’t admit that this is a never ending shit-show
- start understanding/laughing along with the dark humor
- witness numerous events, be subject to numerous false complaints, then either quit or remain jaded,
Less willing to help others - start making dark humor and cynical jokes
- eventually become totally detached from giving a fuck about work. Live to put in minimum time, aim to go home with without stepping in any shit whatsoever. I’m fact, hope to have zero human (and supervisory) contact. Rinse and repeat daily
This is good. It shows that cops don’t change because they’re “cops,” but because we’re humans. Now, these morons will be exposed to all the same bullshit we are, including false allegations, and we can now point the finger and judge, saying “they’re the professional! I’m just a cop.” I pray this is still around in 3-5 years from inception.
Just wait until one of those civilians are whistled into court as a witness.
CIT Lieutenant is completely useless, lacking knowledge and personality (perfect for a commanding officer spot in CPD)...so why not expand the program under her (she don't know up from down anyways)
and for the record most Social Workers meet the IL rule for mental health professional-so don't expect psychiatrist, psychologist and nurses to be riding along...meeting the 1000 hours of supervised direct service is an open joke
"It is up to the provider to determine and document the qualifications necessary to be considered a QMHP. Rule 132 definition of QMHP includes "an individual possessing at least a master's degree in counseling and guidance, rehabilitation counseling, social work, vocational counseling, psychology, pastoral counseling, or family therapy or related field, who has successfully completed a practicum or internship that included a minimum of 1,000 hours of supervised direct service in a mental health setting, or who has one year of clinical experience under the supervision of a QMHP."
the mental health teams need to be assigned to city hall and cook county board offices since it is obvious that they are all mentally ill. send some teams to the mainstream media locations as the mental state is very ill.
Slightly off topic,
So, I kept hearing a unit in 012 going down on numerous "firearms investigations" and requesting an event number. Anyone from 012 or elsewhere care to share what all these "firearms investigations" are about?
Several Gun Rights groups I am a member of would like to know if the city is violating 2nd amendment along with the 4th.
Don't jam yourself up in federal court illegally seizing a firearm, just for the numbers game.
Looking to the inspirational Houston for answers.
This has all the making of another expensive, bloated, unnecessary social entitlement program with more chiefs than indians.
Plus they forgot 1 in 4 Chicagoans has a disability that includes some sort of mental illness.
Dr. Watson has her eye on the prize with a lame brain idea to soak to cash strapped city and state for millions.
Ride-a-long ?
How about Uber their asses over to the scene and notify when they arrive, settle the matter and need a case report.
The interference these people will cause is only going to help make COPA’s job a little easier.
Here’s your punching bag, go do some de-escalating first.
1/14/2020 03:28AM Politicians too
Gonna need a bunch of them in November
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Good let them handle all of the CIT mental health disturbance calls. I’m okay with 2 officers For safety reason ( it should not only be one officer) and the civilian only answering up those calls. In my experience tho sometimes jobs that are not cit jobs turn out to be a cit Job, some domestics and etc. Pay the CIT officers a stipend and those are the only jobs they handle. For instance a job comes out and it’s not reference as a cit, mental health job you get on scene and it is, you have the cit beat come on scene and they take over all responsibilities.
Beck might have given a hint on how he will handle it. Claims there will be beat cars that do not handle any calls but interact with the community. They would be going their do nothing duties but would be available for the mental calls
Historical Analogy: Under Communism, the World War II Soviet Army had a parallel system of Political Command. This extended down to Platoon level. Every unit had a Political Officer ( Russian: Zampolit) who has a member of the Communist Party. The Political Officer could over rule any tactical decision of the professional Army Officer actually commanding the unit. The Political Officer could also refer any “ problem” Officers to the NKVD ( People’s Commission for Internal Affairs and forerunner of KGB) This is where this is heading CPD cannot allow itself to be second guessed in critical situations by police- hating Social Workers therapists and counselors
Thinking too hard.
City hires them they covered kinda like when you call an ambulance.
how much do they make?
whose pension are they on?
Where do they actually work out of?
What report do the complete and who submits them as evidence?
DO they wear body cams?
So this will be a unit similar to Mass Transit in which the personel do nothing?
I’m all for this because these three cars per district per watch, one per sector, is going to be handling all of the cit calls for the entire watch. This is fine with me.
Omg, now roaming mental health care workers with police for those who can’t figure things out for themselves and need to get others mixed in their craziness. We need federally funded mental health facilities so they can get their asses there for an evaluation and if need be, a quick cfd or wagon run to drop off like the old days, ie dunning. It worked back then.
I agree with the 95 percent of criminals being crazy or retarded. The same idiots keep doing the same stupid stuff over and over. It's like groundhog day
Anonymous Anonymous said...
I happen to be of the opinion that 95% of the criminals are either crazy or mentally retarded, often both.
1/14/2020 03:28:00 AM
Or just steady doing to much
Here is an idea. How about we train a teams of officers in CIT and have them available on every watch to only handle “mental” calls. They can operate as three to four man teams and we will call them “zebra” teams. 769Z 862Z or 1162Z? Safer for everyone involved because these officers can develop working relationships built on trust and compassion for people that are suffering.
If the police are the problem why involve the police?
Create a new separate field unit in the department of human services,
and fill the spots with under-qualified social workers, kinda of like the Corp. Council
does with lawyers.
The public will dial 666 for mental health emergencies.
12:48 PM
I knew Germany had it.
Hitler would often overrule military decisions.
The Battle of The Bulge was his last gamble.
Animal Control will need some as well. Wiley (recently detained) may have a mental health issue and may only have needed a little “special help”. Instead he is being subjected to DNA testing and is illegally detained awaiting the results, which may get tossed in court anyway. This travesty is newsworthy (in Chicago). Meanwhile coyotes in Houston are coexisting as they become role models for coyotes across the liberal U. S.
Anonymous said...
Here is an idea. How about we train a teams of officers in CIT and have them available on every watch to only handle “mental” calls. They can operate as three to four man teams and we will call them “zebra” teams. 769Z 862Z or 1162Z? Safer for everyone involved because these officers can develop working relationships built on trust and compassion for people that are suffering.
1/14/2020 04:44:00 PM
Hi yes seven zebra three they could be called Starsky and hutch team
Just because somebody's nuts doesn't mean they can't also be criminally liable for their actions. Let the courts decide.
They get paper. DUPE it to the CIT tactiful unit. Stupid how people signed up for more lawsuits and higher TRR calls. Remember don't use a taser.
There was a CIT officer in 015 who swore her education and a basic cert made her the mental whisperer. Until they took her cuffs and poped her on the head. Way to wake up.
I have a close relative who suffers from serious mental illness. Yes, when he drinks he can become a handful. I'm not CIT trained but have been told I do a great job with them.
I treat them with respect and show little fear. It goes a long way.
It behooves them to act crazy as there is no down side. Fool the liberal gatekeeper at the SSI office into thinking you are on the verge of mental retardation and you can get a bigger SSI check. Commit all manner of crime, and then dupe the bow tie wearing, social justice warriors that infest the criminal justice system into thinking you are crazy in order to escape criminal prosecution. It's a no-brainer for them so to speak. Now, who is the real dummy in all of this?
I'll give you a hint, it aint us, and it aint the shitbird.
We don’t want them! Our Ambos aren’t safe for civilians either. Give them their own little fuel saver cars and let them handle it. They want the “pros” to handle it let them deal with these out of control maniacs, like we do in the streets!
20% crazy or mentally retarded. The rest are just ignorant mother fuckers that need to spend some time under the jail.
Send them all to Milwaukee after that commie fuck sanders looses to that losser biden.
They gonna wear white lab coats?
The supervisor can wear a white lab coat. The subordinates have to wear green nurse outfits.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
I have a close relative who suffers from serious mental illness. Yes, when he drinks he can become a handful. I'm not CIT trained but have been told I do a great job with them.
I treat them with respect and show little fear. It goes a long way.
1/14/2020 07:42:00 PM
Fuck you and your relative! This CIT bullshit has created a culture of coppers that compromise Officer Safety in the name of “patiently helping” some of these borderline sociopaths! Because a mental is no longer dangerous if we talk to him and let him control the scene, right? Fucking pathetic!
Just let them ring the door bell (ha-ha) whilst you step aside.
Soon as one of these egghead crisis interveners gets a Fillmo’ knuckle sammich they won’t be riding along no mo’.
I can hear the ringside bell clanging and the canaries tweeting.
What’s the area size of Houston, about the same as 005, 006 and 007 combined?
Don’t know which has more broken cookie calls, 011 or 015 but I’m sure it’s about the same and waaaaaay more than Houston could ever imagine.
Believe me, just one or two weeks of riding around Shitsville on mitnights and nobody will be signing up.
What a joke.
Anonymous said...
So this will be a unit similar to Mass Transit in which the personel do nothing?
1/14/2020 12:51:00 PM
Add also that they are never to be available or be found, it’s like they don’t exist
Send some mental health professionals to these calls first. Let them go handle the likes of Laquon and the one that Rialmo has to deal with.
Another brilliant, well thought out plan costing tax payers millions. This scam is on par with reducing five Det. Areas to three and several years later increase the Det. Areas back to five. More snake oil please.
521 u called that perfectly
And once you put a Mental Health Rep in that situation, everything goes out the window, and officers are there in a support capacity. There's no procedures being mentioned on how to handle specific situations like that, or barricade situations. Just this all-encompassing "Bring a shrink and that will fix everything".
1/14/2020 08:38:00 AM
That's true. There are likely vague procedures of what to do if someone continues to advance toward the "expert" with a baseball bat. While they will boss around the cops because they are the expert in the end the officer will get the blame if things go sour. I can just see it now, but you shouldn't of shot him I almost had him convinced to stop swinging the bat at my head. I sure as hell wouldn't ever want to ride with one of these so called experts. I agree with the person that said most shrinks/psychologists, social workers are in need of mental health help themselves. They will pick the cop hating SJW folks for sure. The kind that feel that arresting someone is bad.
I was looking at the Houston Police page and they have this; "CIRT units ride citywide with the sole responsibility of responding to CIT-related calls; they are not in the calls-for-service loop" They have 12 full-time units. Apparently Houston has the largest co-responder program in the country with an officer and clinician riding together as partners. Of the 24 people pictured 9 white males, 8 minority males. Let's not forget the girls, there are 3 white females and 4 minority females. So figure a similar mix for Chicago. In their case the Crisis Intervention Response Team (CIRT) serves the entire Houston/Harris County region. Harris County has some 4,698,619 residents. Bring plenty of pamphlets along to hand out so people will be put in contact with "treatment". As long as there is no arrest, everything is grand. God, I'd rather work alone.
Now there are people that don't like either cops or doctors or other such "experts" that they feel might have jerked them around in the past with the wrong meds, wrong diagnosis, or just with a rude and condescending attitude. So perhaps a know it all expert will not help, but remember the goal is not to arrest. The person might be smart enough to play the game, agree with the expert, get a pamphlet and they drive away feeling it was all a success. Plus 1 for Doctor Feelgood. High Fives all around folks. I guess the person in crisis doesn't get to chose race and gender of the expert. But that too could have an affect on the outcome depending on the person and situation.
They will likely be going from the handbook, "Response Guide for First Responders" developed by HPD and company. Follow on the dotted line and you can't go wrong. Another borrowed from the idea factory of Larry the Toad and her puppet, Chuck the LeftCoast Stallion. For folks that like cartoons they will soon have a video out, How to be a first responder on a mental health crisis call, staring Goofy from Disney Studios. Lori as the voice of Goofy, Beck plays the part of the cop partner.
https://www.houstoncit.org/response-guide/
6 to 10% nation wide does not compute in Chicago. Anyone still living in Chicago is mental and need more help that a few supposed mental experts can provide.
What a JOKE!!!!
Anonymous Anonymous said...
They get paper. DUPE it to the CIT tactiful unit. Stupid how people signed up for more lawsuits and higher TRR calls. Remember don't use a taser.
The order says the officer assigned gets the paper. And all officers will be trained by 2021.
have a close relative who suffers from serious mental illness. Yes, when he drinks he can become a handful
Hopefully you and your family dont call the police for your drunk relative. You deal with their mental health. So tired of these families calling the police for their mentals.
By the way if he becomes a handful due to drinking how about cutting him off from booze
Anonymous said...
"The supervisor can wear a white lab coat.
The subordinates have to wear green nurse outfits."
1/14/2020 09:15:00 PM
Well then who has the joy of giving the raving,
shit-flinging nutter a shot in the ass of loopy-juice
to calm them down?
Fukdat...
Dart Gun please...
"HAI-YAAHHH! I THROW POO AT YOU!"
>Fling!<
Dart Gun says:
>Pffft!<
"Uhhhh... I feel funny..."
>Keels over<
A 6 foot pole with a noose just like the old time dog catchers.
Or some big sturdy men using "Man Catchers..."
A stout pole with a "U" shaped business end for trapping
errant body parts of flailing/thrashing humans.
Employed to good effect by the Japanese and Koreans...
Fuck the feelings of those whom it's used on...
"WAH! My rights!"
"Boo-Fucking-Hoo... You do the fool and we show
you your ass. Don't want your ass shown?
Refrain from doing the fool."
WAH! Their rights!"
(aclu)
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