Detective Numbers
This is all preliminary, subject to change, part of a rumor, etc:
- Area 1 - 243 Detectives
106 Violent, 73 Property, 20 midnight, 27 SVU, +/-17 Misc - Area 2 - 198 Detectives
88 Violent, 51 Property, 18 midnight, 24 SVU, +/-17 Misc - Area 3 - 159 Detectives
51 Violent, 51 Property, 18 midnight, 22 SVU, +/-17 Misc - Area 4 - 188 Detectives
91 Violent, 42 Property, 18 midnight, 20 SVU, +/-17 Misc - Area 5 -137 Detectives
47 Violent, 37 Property, 16 midnight, 20 SVU, +/-17 Misc
No one is sure how the process is going to work. Our comment sections have a bunch of different versions. It'll play out shortly and then the Grievances/Lawsuits can start.
One version has FOP signing off on screwing a few hundred detectives out of assignments, watches and furloughs. That could be the impetus to a wholesale decertification effort.
One version has FOP signing off on screwing a few hundred detectives out of assignments, watches and furloughs. That could be the impetus to a wholesale decertification effort.
Labels: department issues
posted by SCC at 12:03 AM
90 Comments:
That jackass McCarthy destroyed the Detective Division. Experience and dedication are a thing of the past. Camaraderie does not exist. Don’t expect too much with another reorganization by a merit hack administration. The workers have no fucks left to give.
The fop has run it's course.
We need a real union.
Why would Area 5 need that many on the violent side?
So did the alleged end of January class get pushed back again?
The numbers of SVU Detectives are shit! Not even half adequate! SVU has to handle youth, the mentally ill & people with developmental delays, senior citizens, and certain other matters. Where is SVU supposed to borrow from of they run short? It isn't like any other specialty in the Detective Unit! The only conceivable way this works out is if a certain percentage of the violent crimes folks get cross trained for SVU, and then the brass gets more manpower in unit 079, and 079 can share their manpower with SVU.
Let’s be honest a lot of detectives just don’t know what the hell they are doing.
17- Misc , are those the house mice, who answer phones, do timekeeping, Case Management and other non-essential duties while making 100,000-110,000 a year. It amazes me how house mice don’t want to work the street, but they’ll work special employment.
Seems like there should be more detectives assigned to midnights. Oh but I forgot the newbies don’t want to work midnights. A lot of shootings and CSA’s occur at night.
Why do we have to battle with the FOP on everything? They work for us.
Poor Dicks are all upset. The only constant in life is change. The time has come to radicallyou shake up that group in an effort to get some decent results. Years of failure have brought this on yourselves. Sorry guys and gals but the time has come to hold you all accountable.
Years of doing the same thing and expecting different results has finally come to an end. About time. Will only work if all the top brass is moved out. Way to many years of failure.
This will be a big mess no matter how it's done.
If they were going to mess with furloughs and watches, why didn’t they just wait until the end of the year to open things up? They could patch together the units for a couple periods and sort it all out for the first period of 2021. Twenty years probably won’t get you into Area 5, so I’m gonna love to see how it plays out if they try to change everyone’s 8A, 13B furloughs. If the boilerplate response is that the union gave away your ability to grieve, there’s going to an uprising.
It is called a Super Bid
Everyone by seniority will have the opportunity to bid for the new areas. Then there will be a second round to fill the remaining vacancies. The department can then fill by reverse seniority and with a new class.
Note. You only bid to an area not position of watch. That part comes later
The only thing I could ask of you all is that please drag this out FOR AS LONG AS POSSIBLE. It is so much more fun waiting to find out how my life is going to be upended, if the wait is excruciatingly long. It’s not like we have lives, aging parents, young children, coaching responsibilities, and spouses that work too. So we beg you, please pick your noses and asses just a little bit deeper and longer. Hundreds of people are eagerly hanging in anticipation as to what will befuck us. Thanks.
Its going to work out how it works out, shes going to do what she wants and were going to file an injunction when she doesn't follow the written contract.
So what happens when no one bids to shit hole A4? Can they pluck people from A2 and send them there?
Let them pick like dodgeball rules.
Every area has a captain. Each area gets to pick one Det and go down the line.
That way, the remaining “crumbs” are distributed equally.
Hit me with the Hein !!!!
Yes, FOP should be decertified if this happens. Three years without a contract is $1500 of dues without a contract. Retiree healthcare fuck up, cr history on public internet sites, $500 a year dues. But we fought back against Eric Zorn and the Tribune.
Time for a new CPD map, showing demarcation lines for districts.
Can’t wait to hear the crying and bitching about it from the 6 year wonder detectives
everything should be open for bid in new areas , then a second bid for old areas
OT. when will the 1,000 that scored above 70% on Sergeants Test Part 1 be notified of their score and date to take Part 2 .
CPD is short Detectives , Evidence Techs , K9 Officers , time to announce tests .
over 3,000 police officers are on the job that did not have time to take last tests , time for some young blood , workers in these elite assignments .
Midnights will always still be short with maybe only 4 actually available.
Vehicle allocation is another thing still not addressed.
And what about that Homicide Unit?
Really, how necessary is Catch & Release SVU these days. It’s been irrelevant since the ‘90’s even more so after Prickwrinkle’s big Juvenile Justice overhaul. It’s a time consuming waste of social justice paper processing fiasco that renders nothing and that should be left for the District level duties, the exception should only be forcible felonies.
Once again, hodgepodge haste to get this blast to the past redux going.
And don’t forget to Swipe or risk the wrath of Lemmeroid’s List.
Oh, what’s a misc?
Is that the admin spots, enough to man another Watch...hmmmm ?
3 Bricks short of a Load Says:
Another re-arrangement of the Deck Chairs on the Titanic.
Wonder if the area north / area gonna keep it's commander's kiss butt do nothing (Pat O'H)
If the Areas don’t fill, it’s reverse seniority Citywide for Detectives.
1/19/2020 05:12:00 AM
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Poor Dicks are all upset. The only constant in life is change. The time has come to radicallyou shake up that group in an effort to get some decent results. Years of failure have brought this on yourselves. Sorry guys and gals but the time has come to hold you all accountable.
Come to the Area I’ll give you a tour of all the dumbshit patrol does in the field that makes charging cases impossible .
For example .
1. Find a gun , don’t touch it
2. Ask someone for a name that you talk too
3. Watch your body cam before you write your report
The D unit is incompetent from the top down. We need to shitcan everyone and start over
Anonymous said...
So what happens when no one bids to shit hole A4? Can they pluck people from A2 and send them there?
1/19/2020 07:59:00 AM
I think some people will bid for A4. Guys who might have come from there before they closed it, guys who like the OT possibilities, guys who may be somewhere further away and this is a closer option.
17- Misc , are those the house mice, who answer phones, do timekeeping, Case Management and other non-essential duties while making 100,000-110,000 a year. It amazes me how house mice don’t want to work the street, but they’ll work special employment.
See it however you want. Some of us house mice actually used to do “real” detective work. Myself, I’ve been in the d-unit too long now and the past few years I’ve been a house mouse. Excuse me if I took a house mouse job after 20 years of legitimacy. And yeah, I work special bc it’s mine to work in my last few years. I waited my turn for it. It’s nice to plan my overtime instead of getting blindsided by overtime for 20 years and not having a life outside of work. It’s nice to take your life back because when you see inept people getting merit promotions over & over or those who are always blessed with choices rather than leftovers, you have to finally take care of yourself for a change. But you know what, I’m also not someone that feels entitled or protected. What I have now can go away in a bat of an eye. I’ll roll with the changes instead of pissing and moaning about what everyone else is doing. But seriously, it’s assholes like you that think you know everybody else’s job and that you are probably the hardest worker in d-unit. Yeah, I know guys/gals like you...running errands on company time, getting a workout in, taking nice 2hour lunches, blowing off what you could do during your regular tour until it’s overtime-able...not gassing up the car, taking the keys to the squad not assigned to you...etc etc..AND GOOD FOR YOU! Stop eating your own asshat, 17 misc is a pretty small number spread across 3 watches. You’ll be happier when you worry less about what others are doing. And someday, Mark my words, I’m banking you’ll be one of the miscellanies more likely than not.
Just waiting for the dude who lives in his Mom's basement to chime in with "put the dicks back in uniform in marked cars" or it's not a rank, they are p.o.'s ......blah blah blah.....
All detectives show up at the next FOP meeting. Yea right!
But every election year a member of the FOP does come around and make promise after promise and once back in his car says "suckers"
IS ARMED ROBBERY
going to be a violent crime?
Anybody consider no more up grading on shoplifting?
Anybody consider cutting all that bullshit paper work for processing a juvenile?
Anybody even trying to cut down on the amount of paper of these shooting reports for Detectives?
How about less emails from clown exempts about what color a car is or what caliber is the round in the dead banger head?
Start training these new dick! last 4 classes were comical many have not even arrested anyone for a forcible felony. We did have a bunch of go getters from clout units too always asking HOW CAN I GET RID OF THIS CASE>
Could have sworn SVU didnt exist anymore because the dont have a LIE-TENANT.
They were supposed to be all violent.
Cute how HQ forget shit to protect clouted on 8 man homicide teams with 10% clearance by arrest numbers. (I dont mean cleared cases thats all bullshit and criminal)
Why don't you just quit FOP? You don't have to belong to a union. Eventually, once enough people quit and stop.paying dues, the union decertifies itself because it cannot pay all its bloated salaries. You should join the operating engineers union. All their OT is double time. If you get switched out to a different vehicle, your straight time becomes double time. All night time and weekend work it double time.
Mike the cityworker.
Haven't heard from a detective friend in a while and got a call from him his panties are in a bunch. The usual what have you heard b.s.
Can someone please explained to the A/N DC nobody gives a fuck about swiping!!! Including the interim Sup!!
Anonymous Anonymous said...
It is called a Super Bid
Everyone by seniority will have the opportunity to bid for the new areas. Then there will be a second round to fill the remaining vacancies. The department can then fill by reverse seniority and with a new class.
Note. You only bid to an area not position of watch. That part comes later
1/19/2020 07:16:00 AM
A super bid is when they close a unit. Here they are opening up new units. Does anyone remember how the 25th district was filled when they opened ? I vaguely remember old timers saying they opened up bids to anyone who wanted to bid in. The rest were sent by commanders looking to get rid of their problem officers.
The FOP has gotten a lot of mileage out of the pre union horror stories. I remember as a new guy almost 35 years ago the old timers acknowledged the FOP wasn't that great,but you should have seen how bad the city screwed them before. There was an attempt to decertify them and replace them with a real union. The alarmists went into overdrive with crazy scenarios and conspiracy theories. Petitions were torn up and ultimately the movement failed. The know it all chumps assured everyone that if we just voted in new guys,reformers everything would be great. A couple years later the reformers were every bit as rotten as the old regime. If a real outsiderwith good intentions should ever get involved with that shit pile of a fraternalorganization look at the Shieldsmess to see what happens. He was inexperienced for sure,but the backstabbing bastards there did everything to screw up his ideas,which were really beneficial to the average PO but apparently not to the FOP suckholes. I'm out,retired. Never considered staying with FOP after leaving. The new guys on the job really need to understand that you need a real union with real lawyers and representatives. No matter who you vote in or how many meetings you go to its a rigged game and you're not winning.
A/S is where it’s at. The supervisors are catering a party for the Dets tomorrow to show their appreciation for all the Dets do. You don’t see Ozzie or Cesario doing that in Central or North.
On that note... are you a drama free, low maintenance detective that wants 10hr days and 4day weekends and Sgts that make sure you never miss a family function and understand sleep is important when you work around the clock- if this is you come to A/S we’re always looking for great people.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Let’s be honest a lot of detectives just don’t know what the hell they are doing.
1/19/2020 04:47:00 AM
After reading countless reports from p.o.’s I can say that this statement applies more to patrol than Detectives. Especially nowadays.
So If no one to area 4 city use reverent seniority to fill. Plain and simple
Anonymous said...
Let’s be honest a lot of detectives just don’t know what the hell they are doing.
True, and it’s ridiculous. I see it everyday. There are the ones that keep busy and then there are the ones who sit around chit-chatting and socializing. They report for work, sit around for about an hour and then leave the building. They come back when it’s time to clock out. Their inboxes are 4 to 5 pages long. I guess they think the cases are going to disappear.
So according to this 924 detectives will be assigned to the area? Where are the other 311 detectives??? Between the CACC, bomb and arson, auto theft unit and task force teams there are another 163. So about 160 detectives not figured in this number makes me think these numbers might be wrong..
To a previous poster you are correct. A lot of detectives really dont know what they are doing. And that's a two part scenario. They were never trained by a seasoned detective and in all honesty they probably weren't a ball of fire as patrolmen.
They should have opened the A/4 and A/5 one at a time....open bids, fill it then open A/5.....Instead people will be uprooted and have to learn new areas, new players and new ways to do things on top of being forced to work somewhere that they didn't want to work......Yeah somethings going to get solved LOL
Anonymous said...
Could have sworn SVU didnt exist anymore because the dont have a LIE-TENANT.
They were supposed to be all violent.
Cute how HQ forget shit to protect clouted on 8 man homicide teams with 10% clearance by arrest numbers. (I dont mean cleared cases thats all bullshit and criminal)
1/19/2020 02:22:00 PM
Oh SVU is still there. Just because you put them under HGS doesn't mean the work disappears. Then there are the prima donna Detectives who don't do "Youth" jobs. A couple of years ago one of the prima donnas was complaining that he was overwhelmed and why couldn't the "Youth Dicks" help on shootings. I went up to him and said no problem. I'll be happy to take your Agg Battery Shooting with one in custody but you have to take my child abuse hotline!. He backpedaled at the speed of light. Lots of big heads in the d-unit but most of us really just want to help.
Poor Dicks are all upset. The only constant in life is change. The time has come to radicallyou shake up that group in an effort to get some decent results. Years of failure have brought this on yourselves. Sorry guys and gals but the time has come to hold you all accountable.
Sounds like somebody didnt score so great on the Detectives exam!
don't you just quit FOP? You don't have to belong to a union. Eventually, once enough people quit and stop.paying dues, the union decertifies itself because it cannot pay all its bloated salaries. You should join the operating engineers union. All their OT is double time. If you get switched out to a different vehicle, your straight time becomes double time. All night time and weekend work it double time.
Mike the cityworker.
Hey Mike,
We appreciate your input. Thanks.
Go back to cleaning up dog shit at Maggie daley park.
No they know the cases won't disappear just go into that great unsolved stack. No problem man! Stellar 12% homicide clearance rate tell you all you need to know about quality of the CPD Detective unit. Staples is a true leader. LOL at her incompetence.
Bring back Six Dicks!
And 3737 W. Lawrence Ave. (old garage)
200 Detectives to be made in 2020. Rumor has it that Financial Crimes opening up spots to double unit size, numerous hedge fund managers pushing pushing based on National trends.
PSSSST....K9 unit is the spot!!!! Nite Nite.
Gangs and Narcotics are one in the same. Get rid of gangs and revamp Narcotics. They can focus on the Gamgs who are fighting over narcotic territory. PERIOD
Narcotics bring in millions of dollars
Gangs south LAZY
Well I am sure Cato, if not promoted, will request Area 5 so he can continue to hang out at his girlfriend/secretary's house in Edison Park. We know how Ms. Heavyfoot shit on EJ for his alleged extra-marital activities, and he was actually going through a divorce! Cato on the other, hand continues his "untouchable" attitide and acts with impunity by openly riding through Edison Park with TM. He is a dangerous racist who will screw you hard for even minor infractions. His neighbor, Ms Heavyfoot may feel differently when TM files her EEOC beef and discredit is again brought to the department. He will still rise through the ranks even with his goooomaddddeee and his incompetence
True, and it’s ridiculous. I see it everyday. There are the ones that keep busy and then there are the ones who sit around chit-chatting and socializing. They report for work, sit around for about an hour and then leave the building. They come back when it’s time to clock out. Their inboxes are 4 to 5 pages long. I guess they think the cases are going to disappear.
How would you know what their inbox was unless you looked up his or her star.
Get a life.
You're a loser. Always was, always will be.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Let’s be honest a lot of detectives just don’t know what the hell they are doing.
1/19/2020 04:47:00 AM
After reading countless reports from p.o.’s I can say that this statement applies more to patrol than Detectives. Especially nowadays.
What exactly do you want in a report? I am open to suggestions on how to improve. But, let me say, sometimes supervisors want reports written a certain way. It seems that in the past, detectives and officers talked more. Some detectives were helpful, and I learned from that. Also, many times we do not find people who will talk to us, give us valid phone numbers, etc. But I always try my best.
Let's see...patrol and "tactical teams" bring in "possible offenders" based upon anonymous or "CI" information. Nothing at all concrete, no physical witnesses, no physical evidence.
Detectives then have 24 hours (for a juvi) or 48 hours (for an adult) to polish that turd in order to deliver that individual in front of a duty judge.
After reviewing ALL body cams, in car cams, private video (if available), PODs (if available), detectives are then needed to interview any possible witness that patrol and "tactical units" have the ability to hold onto, which today does not exist because there are no patrol officers who have the gift of gab and street sense to persuade an individual to stick around.
So after detectives interview the "witnesses", are forced to release them when they begin to kick and shout that they are being held against their will and "promise" to answer our call when we need them to talk to the ASA and behold, the phones are disconnected.
The "community" does not want, or appreciate, the help of the government.
The "community" believes and trusts more in immediate justice.
The "community", would rather handle things on its own.
Really, how necessary is Catch & Release SVU these days. It’s been irrelevant since the ‘90’s even more so after Prickwrinkle’s big Juvenile Justice overhaul.......
Are you really that stupid to not realize that juvenile processing makes up about 1/5 of what SVU does?
Put all the merit det's in a/4, they are supposed to be the best and brightest.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
A/S is where it’s at. The supervisors are catering a party for the Dets tomorrow to show their appreciation for all the Dets do. You don’t see Ozzie or Cesario doing that in Central or North.
On that note... are you a drama free, low maintenance detective that wants 10hr days and 4day weekends and Sgts that make sure you never miss a family function and understand sleep is important when you work around the clock- if this is you come to A/S we’re always looking for great people.
Please stop, the A/S and A/N have the smallest case loads and you still find time to whine. No one deserves a party until the Homicide and Agg. Batt: Handgun clearance rate is up.
Anonymous said...
200 Detectives to be made in 2020. Rumor has it that Financial Crimes opening up spots to double unit size, numerous hedge fund managers pushing pushing based on National trends.
1/19/2020 09:29:00 PM
WTF are you talking about, “hedge fund managers pushing pushing based on National trends”?
Is everyone on crazy pills?
Don’t forget Charlie is looking at putting all of them in uniform and police vehicles that actually have markings on them with the front fenders that will State Detective so they will not lose that status is about time for more accountability this would help a lot.
Aea North has 290 now and it's going down to 130 or so. How can you NOT screw dets out of assignments if 160 don't bid out? There's no other way to do it. In 2012 none of the remaining 3 areas lost manpower, so it wasn't an issue. Whether it's a super bid or you take guys out by reverse senority, you are going to chase some guys out of their assignments. The only way not to is to lose guys by attrition and not replace them, and that could take years.
Detectives then have 24 hours (for a juvi) or 48 hours (for an adult) to polish that turd in order to deliver that individual in front of a duty judge.
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that about sums it up - funny, very funny
Don't forget the daughter of an ex-gold star/streets and san boss. She is merit everything and knows everything (except how to make arrests) Put her in a spot in an area
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Anonymous Anonymous said...
It is called a Super Bid
Everyone by seniority will have the opportunity to bid for the new areas. Then there will be a second round to fill the remaining vacancies. The department can then fill by reverse seniority and with a new class.
Note. You only bid to an area not position of watch. That part comes later
1/19/2020 07:16:00 AM
A super bid is when they close a unit. Here they are opening up new units. Does anyone remember how the 25th district was filled when they opened ? I vaguely remember old timers saying they opened up bids to anyone who wanted to bid in. The rest were sent by commanders looking to get rid of their problem officers.
1/19/2020 03:15:00 PM
So your saying they held superbids when they closed 13 and 19? Kind of doubt that.
He looked up their stars because he is tired of the dismal results of the D unit. What is the matter did he get a little close to home about your work ethics. LOL those that protest too much have a lot to hide. Lack of leadership and Accountability is exactly what is wrong this the D unit. Way too many years of it is OK for not solving crimes. Has become an excuse unit instead of a get the job done unit.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
That jackass McCarthy destroyed the Detective Division. Experience and dedication are a thing of the past. Camaraderie does not exist. Don’t expect too much with another reorganization by a merit hack administration. The workers have no fucks left to give.
1/19/2020 12:24:00 AM
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Agreed the camaraderie died when he sent us to the districts. Supposed to work more with patrol but lost touch with the other detectives. I broke off contact with patrol almost immediately when they jumped all over your cases, hid surveillance evidence, etc. I didn't ask much, just handle the evidence properly and you can have at it. I'll bend over backwards to help you. I always appreciated a working copper even if they fucked up and did stupid shit. We all did it when we were in patrol. But the problem was you couldn't talk to them. They knew everything and you could not tell them what was needed to make it work. Put me back in the Area.
Please stop, the A/S and A/N have the smallest case loads and you still find time to whine. No one deserves a party until the Homicide and Agg. Batt: Handgun clearance rate is up.
Really SLICK? is 011 in Area South, Didn't think so!
I have 5 years left on this job the last thing I want to do now is go work violent. At least robberies usually have legitimate victims. That's another question, is Robbery going to violent or staying in property? I think I heard it is going to violent, where it realy does belong. SO if all the old times bid to Area 5 they are all going to want to work property and violent will be "filled" by reverse senority I would guess. The old Area 5 had a great clearance rate, though I have heard it said that Dean "the Dream" Andrews used to fudge the numbers. Even still why fuck with a good thing? Fucking McCarthy. Fuck NYC.
AM
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Anonymous Anonymous said...
A/S is where it’s at. The supervisors are catering a party for the Dets tomorrow to show their appreciation for all the Dets do. You don’t see Ozzie or Cesario doing that in Central or North.
On that note... are you a drama free, low maintenance detective that wants 10hr days and 4day weekends and Sgts that make sure you never miss a family function and understand sleep is important when you work around the clock- if this is you come to A/S we’re always looking for great people.
Please stop, the A/S and A/N have the smallest case loads and you still find time to whine. No one deserves a party until the Homicide and Agg. Batt: Handgun clearance rate is up.
1/20/2020 03:44:00 AM
You’re a moron!
The party is for SVU, RBT, and HGS asshole not just the “real homicide detectives”. I’ve worked in 5 different units and nobody has ever done this in the other places. Frankly, I appreciate somebody saying thanks. I never saw more miserable people than coppers who always have to find negative in something good. Is A/S perfect? Not by a long shot, but we get along and I wouldn’t move to another area.
Improved warrant process would solve a lot of problems in Chicago/ cook county.
See it however you want. Some of us house mice actually used to do “real” detective work. Myself, I’ve been in the d-unit too long now and the past few years I’ve been a house mouse. Excuse me if I took a house mouse job after 20 years of legitimacy. And yeah, I work special bc it’s mine to work in my last few years. I waited my turn for it. It’s nice to plan my overtime instead of getting blindsided by overtime for 20 years and not having a life outside of work. It’s nice to take your life back because when you see inept people getting merit promotions over & over or those who are always blessed with choices rather than leftovers, you have to finally take care of yourself for a change. But you know what, I’m also not someone that feels entitled or protected. What I have now can go away in a bat of an eye. I’ll roll with the changes instead of pissing and moaning about what everyone else is doing. But seriously, it’s assholes like you that think you know everybody else’s job and that you are probably the hardest worker in d-unit. Yeah, I know guys/gals like you...running errands on company time, getting a workout in, taking nice 2hour lunches, blowing off what you could do during your regular tour until it’s overtime-able...not gassing up the car, taking the keys to the squad not assigned to you...etc etc..AND GOOD FOR YOU! Stop eating your own asshat, 17 misc is a pretty small number spread across 3 watches. You’ll be happier when you worry less about what others are doing. And someday, Mark my words, I’m banking you’ll be one of the miscellanies more likely than not.
Well said. I never harped on someones good gig. I just learned from it and made it my own
1/19/2020 01:24:00 PM
Let’s be honest a lot of detectives just don’t know what the hell they are doing.
1/19/2020 04:47:00 AM
After reading countless reports from p.o.’s I can say that this statement applies more to patrol than Detectives. Especially nowadays.
What exactly do you want in a report? I am open to suggestions on how to improve. But, let me say, sometimes supervisors want reports written a certain way. It seems that in the past, detectives and officers talked more. Some detectives were helpful, and I learned from that. Also, many times we do not find people who will talk to us, give us valid phone numbers, etc. But I always try my best.
1/19/2020 11:33:00 PM
Anonymous
Here’s a suggestion ..How about a complete, thorough and accurate preliminary investigation. A correct address for the victim (one that geo code). A contact number for the victim. A more detailed description of the offender. Canvass information. Witness information. Hospital information and whether or not the ET’s were requested.
Anonymous said...
True, and it’s ridiculous. I see it everyday. There are the ones that keep busy and then there are the ones who sit around chit-chatting and socializing. They report for work, sit around for about an hour and then leave the building. They come back when it’s time to clock out. Their inboxes are 4 to 5 pages long. I guess they think the cases are going to disappear.
How would you know what their inbox was unless you looked up his or her star.
Get a life.
You're a loser. Always was, always will be.
I know what their inbox looks like because it’s my job to print out a list of delinquent reports. I bet you’re one of them.
Anonymous said...
17- Misc , are those the house mice, who answer phones, do timekeeping, Case Management and other non-essential duties while making 100,000-110,000 a year. It amazes me how house mice don’t want to work the street, but they’ll work special employment.
See it however you want. Some of us house mice actually used to do “real” detective work. Myself, I’ve been in the d-unit too long now and the past few years I’ve been a house mouse. Excuse me if I took a house mouse job after 20 years of legitimacy. And yeah, I work special bc it’s mine to work in my last few years. I waited my turn for it. It’s nice to plan my overtime instead of getting blindsided by overtime for 20 years and not having a life outside of work. It’s nice to take your life back because when you see inept people getting merit promotions over & over or those who are always blessed with choices rather than leftovers, you have to finally take care of yourself for a change. But you know what, I’m also not someone that feels entitled or protected. What I have now can go away in a bat of an eye. I’ll roll with the changes instead of pissing and moaning about what everyone else is doing. But seriously, it’s assholes like you that think you know everybody else’s job and that you are probably the hardest worker in d-unit. Yeah, I know guys/gals like you...running errands on company time, getting a workout in, taking nice 2hour lunches, blowing off what you could do during your regular tour until it’s overtime-able...not gassing up the car, taking the keys to the squad not assigned to you...etc etc..AND GOOD FOR YOU! Stop eating your own asshat, 17 misc is a pretty small number spread across 3 watches. You’ll be happier when you worry less about what others are doing. And someday, Mark my words, I’m banking you’ll be one of the miscellanies more likely than not.
Uhhh, I have 20 plus years and I still work the street. There are plenty who can say the same. (roll eyes)
Anonymous Anonymous said...
True, and it’s ridiculous. I see it everyday. There are the ones that keep busy and then there are the ones who sit around chit-chatting and socializing. They report for work, sit around for about an hour and then leave the building. They come back when it’s time to clock out. Their inboxes are 4 to 5 pages long. I guess they think the cases are going to disappear.
How would you know what their inbox was unless you looked up his or her star.
Get a life.
You're a loser. Always was, always will be.
1/19/2020 10:27:00 PM
Anonymous
Speaking of losers. Lol
How would you know what their inbox was unless you looked up his or her star.
Get a life.
You're a loser. Always was, always will be.
1/19/2020 10:27:00 PM
Say that again. This time in English.
1/19/2020 02:22:00 PM
Oh SVU is still there. Just because you put them under HGS doesn't mean the work disappears. Then there are the prima donna Detectives who don't do "Youth" jobs. A couple of years ago one of the prima donnas was complaining that he was overwhelmed and why couldn't the "Youth Dicks" help on shootings. I went up to him and said no problem. I'll be happy to take your Agg Battery Shooting with one in custody but you have to take my child abuse hotline!. He backpedaled at the speed of light. Lots of big heads in the d-unit but most of us really just want to
Everyone wants to get their hands on SVU because SVU detectives are polished. Just sit back and observe them. That goes for each area.
1/19/2020 02:22:00 PM
Oh SVU is still there. Just because you put them under HGS doesn't mean the work disappears. Then there are the prima donna Detectives who don't do "Youth" jobs. A couple of years ago one of the prima donnas was complaining that he was overwhelmed and why couldn't the "Youth Dicks" help on shootings. I went up to him and said no problem. I'll be happy to take your Agg Battery Shooting with one in custody but you have to take my child abuse hotline!. He backpedaled at the speed of light. Lots of big heads in the d-unit but most of us really just want to
Everyone wants to get their hands on SVU because SVU detectives are polished. Just sit back and observe them. That goes for each area.
Anonymous said...
Could have sworn SVU didnt exist anymore because the dont have a LIE-TENANT.
They were supposed to be all violent.
Cute how HQ forget shit to protect clouted on 8 man homicide teams with 10% clearance by arrest numbers. (I dont mean cleared cases thats all bullshit and criminal)
Be careful what you ask for, because if you hand a V/C detective a Child Abuse Hotline or a juvy processing job; they’ll act like you handed them a leaky bag of shit.
Ok. Stand by for a minute.
Put the dics back in marked squad cars.
They are P.O.s
Detective is not a rank.
Did I miss anything? Feel better?
MOM--- Meat loaf!!!
"...I broke off all contact with patrol..."
Wow. Please help me. Is there any way I can ever be special as you are? Please? Please?
To the stunod who thinks that timekeeping and Case Management are "House mouse" and non essential duties, here's a quick lesson.
1. Timekeeping is how the fuck you get paid
2. Case management reads EVERY case that comes into CHRIS and assigns them to the detectives.NOBODY gets their jobs until CMO assigns them
3. Find someone that can read and have them look up the definition of STUNOD for you, so you can know what you are.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
To the stunod who thinks that timekeeping and Case Management are "House mouse" and non essential duties, here's a quick lesson.
1. Timekeeping is how the fuck you get paid
2. Case management reads EVERY case that comes into CHRIS and assigns them to the detectives.NOBODY gets their jobs until CMO assigns them
3. Find someone that can read and have them look up the definition of STUNOD for you, so you can know what you are.
Uhhh, a civilian or P.O. can do that after proper training.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
To the stunod who thinks that timekeeping and Case Management are "House mouse" and non essential duties, here's a quick lesson.
1. Timekeeping is how the fuck you get paid
2. Case management reads EVERY case that comes into CHRIS and assigns them to the detectives.NOBODY gets their jobs until CMO assigns them
3. Find someone that can read and have them look up the definition of STUNOD for you, so you can know what you are.
They should put you all back in uniform. You are still a P.O,
1/21/2020 06:37:00 AM
Anonymous Anonymous said...
To the stunod who thinks that timekeeping and Case Management are "House mouse" and non essential duties, here's a quick lesson.
1. Timekeeping is how the fuck you get paid
2. Case management reads EVERY case that comes into CHRIS and assigns them to the detectives.NOBODY gets their jobs until CMO assigns them
3. Find someone that can read and have them look up the definition of STUNOD for you, so you can know what you are.
Stop while you are ahead. Those position don’t require the skills of a detective and on paper they weren’t designed for detectives. I was agreeing with you at first but you sound pathetic.
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