Sunday, March 01, 2020

West Side Murder, NW Side Funeral

Does anyone have reports from the scene? (click for larger version)


According to our Google Map, this is smack dab in the middle of Edison Park, among the top three quietest neighborhoods and top ten in property values (and property taxes.) Also the home to huge numbers of city workers. And they're burying people (of folks) killed in 011 way up there?

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

A big "fuck y'all" aimed at The Police?

How much "sweetener" was the funeral home
paid to do this?

Groot?

Arena?

3/01/2020 12:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Simple solution....don’t anymore ever use this jagoff funeral home again! Spread the word. Don’t attend it or use it. Make them feel it in the wallet.

3/01/2020 12:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just lovely.....

3/01/2020 12:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Update: he's still dead.

3/01/2020 12:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Arena is trying to import people no matter what.

3/01/2020 12:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Apparently the funeral home does cremations. Hopefully this is just a one time thing

3/01/2020 12:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust and right into the garbage can.

3/01/2020 01:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There is no obit on the funeral home website. Why would a west side gangbangers wake be at this location? Been to numerous PO’s and their family’s wakes at this location over the years. Disappointing and disturbing.

3/01/2020 01:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What fine Edison Park restaurants just up the block will the funeral luncheon (repast) be at? Do they have those no guns signs on their doors? I certainly hope so.

3/01/2020 01:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You can’t make it to the circus so the circus comes to you.

3/01/2020 01:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Great idea; gangster funeral with attendant drive-by's, etc can add vibrancy and excitement to an otherwise dull day. Now all the great diversity will come to the local cemetery, the Community will have a reason to visit and expand horizons to these previously deprived homeowners. And since every time a friend, 'cousin' or fellow gang member rolls by to pay respects, an sheeit, there will be more opportunities to diversity a few bullet holes in the local neighborhood. Hell, it may become the In Thing for gang members to start using this memorial park. No doubt, some of them will claim it. Like an inkblot, or expanding sh*t stain, this should end up messy.

3/01/2020 02:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Any aldermen or groots attending the funeral

3/01/2020 03:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That would be was one of the top three in value and quietness. Once the community realizes how nice it is and how few police there are things will change quickly. Hope you all appreciated how nice you HAD it because the change will not be nice.

3/01/2020 05:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

oats of money, jewelry, nice cars, computers, lap tops and very nice get away cars in every home for the taking. Good luck to all you cake eaters. Hope you got your CCW's. No wait city workers means largely liberal Democratic voters no guns or police patrols there. LOL at the trouble about to descend on you.

3/01/2020 05:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Will this be a funeral or scouting party?

3/01/2020 05:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

New Edison Park motto will be," what was mine is now theirs".

3/01/2020 05:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

According to our Google Map, this is smack dab in the middle of Edison Park, among the top three quietest neighborhoods and top ten in property values (and property taxes.) Also the home to huge numbers of city workers. And they're burying people (of folks) killed in 011 way up there?
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The rumor of the day is folks and people are already here, they got tired of all the "Police harassment" in the hoods and wanted to find other peaceful communities to infest and destroy.Look, Live and Load up...

3/01/2020 06:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Will this procession wave guns at firemen and get shot causing racial protests like one did in Mount Greenwood?

3/01/2020 06:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And isn't it Sunday Funday on this date as well?? A few blocks away in downtown EP local families out & about enjoying the local businesses? Nah, not a recipe for disaster. I suggest you post a roadblock one block further down NW highway and don't let any funeral goers go exploring... could end badly for all involved.

3/01/2020 06:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Alas, poor Eric! I knew him, Horatio.

3/01/2020 06:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Park Church group did this in Edgebrook a few years ago. Neighborhood cucks made the case that we owe "them" the safety of our neighborhood because the poor waifs are entitled to a funeral. They spent the majority of their time smoking pot, "outside the building, geez" and clinking 40s. There was police presence everywhere, on the clock, to discourage any plans to machine gun the mourners, as is the custom. The actual most disturbing thing observed was, that at least one attendee had AN FOP BUTTON on the bumper of their Lincoln Towncar. As we all know, if it ain't a Wood, it ain't no good!
Just hours after Bauer was killed, a pastor from Park Church (which seems to be some kind of franchise opportunity) elbowed his way into the collection of preachers standing on the steps of 18, trying to garner their share of preacher street cred, because they want that crime glory that all the other scumbag preachers seem to get after heinous acts of Democratic violence.
Yes, the building got pissed on, quite a bit I might add, thanks for asking. The next time we have an "event" and the preachers start to mill around outside a District somewhere, keep your eye out for these people. They are there to harvest attention only.

3/01/2020 06:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Olson Funeral should be ashamed of themselves for this

3/01/2020 06:34:00 AM  
Blogger The Keesing Bandit said...

North siders have always been very tolerant.

Now, kees me you fool!!!!

3/01/2020 06:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They pay in CASH, they give a fuck about the neighbor-hood?

3/01/2020 06:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

this funeral procession should be a real fucking hoot.

3/01/2020 06:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Got a better deal than the usual one at Leak funeral home.

3/01/2020 07:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It has to free or pre-paid by some bleeding heart. No way else they would even know the place exists.

3/01/2020 07:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I heard they booked the Emerald Isle for the luncheon after the services.

3/01/2020 08:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That place is Olsen Funeral Home. They are owned/hooked up with Illinois Cremation Society. They have memorials when people are cremated, Cheap funerals. People go there for the memorial when arranging a cremation somewhere else. Homewood, suburbs, etc,

3/01/2020 08:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Funeral hint? You need more security.

3/01/2020 08:44:00 AM  
Blogger Tankinspector973 said...

Being cremated.

3/01/2020 08:49:00 AM  
Anonymous ETB said...

"Funeral facility will have a security agent on site"
Well that's reassuring. Guess I'll go pay my respects after all.

3/01/2020 08:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Boycott the funeral home.

3/01/2020 08:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Someone needs to have a little whisper in the funeral homes owners ear !!!

3/01/2020 08:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Olson Funeral home, that is sorta Norwegian, isn't it?

3/01/2020 09:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It’s over. The gangs have won and spread their bs everywhere. I’m sure they will be casing and peeking around for soft and easy targets when they attend this “Fruneral”

3/01/2020 10:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Leak was booked?
Cash up front Olson?
Then promptly notified 016 afterwards?
An expectation of a preemptive retaliation?

One private security guard, two one man cars and late arriving aggrieved attendees will need some forbearance.

3/01/2020 10:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thats why we moved way far away

3/01/2020 10:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is 41st Ward Progressives and similar groups behind this? They and similar groups are pushing for Nineteenth.

3/01/2020 11:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm sure the government is paying for this funeral - look it up and let me know.

3/01/2020 11:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Edison Park has narrowly gone for the Democratic Party in the past two presidential elections. In the 2016 presidential election, Edison Park cast 2,910 votes for Hillary Clinton and cast 2,653 votes Donald Trump.[14] In the 2012 presidential election, Edison Park cast 2,736 votes for Barack Obama and cast 2,525 votes for Mitt Romney.

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This is too close - the machine will have the water down the votes by importing people more to their liking.

3/01/2020 11:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"DEMestic violence"

3/01/2020 11:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hit this asshole funeral home where it hurts. Right in the pocket. Never use it again! Thanks for celebrating the life of a criminal gang member in a neighborhood that he has nothing to do with. Spread the word. Patronize another funeral home.

3/01/2020 11:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Everything leads back to either 011 or 007.

3/01/2020 11:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...



“... The actual most disturbing thing observed was, that at least one attendee had AN FOP BUTTON on the bumper of their Lincoln Towncar. As we all know, if it ain't a Wood, it ain't no good!”


Okay, I give up.
“if it ain’t a wood it ain't no good” mean.



3/01/2020 12:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

https://gunmemorial.org/2020/02/20/eric-shaw Here's the info on this one less lowlife around! Call the funeral home and express your outrage as well!

3/01/2020 01:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Anonymous Anonymous said...
Will this procession wave guns at firemen and get shot causing racial protests like one did in Mount Greenwood?

3/01/2020 06:13:00 AM

Doubt it. Read the obit. No procession. That funeral home is part of the cremation society.

3/01/2020 01:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Good luck to all you cake eaters."

Geez...the jealousy and your inferiority complex is just oozing out of your post. Relax guy, YOU TOO could have moved into Edison Park had you, like so many, played your cards right through proper career and financial choices. It's not too late! Not like the place is out of reach for the average copper.
P.S. "No guns" in EP?? That's the funniest thing I've ever heard. There are more guns stashed away in good, law-abiding citizens' homes on the NW side than in a military armory. You don't think we KNOW the makeup of the city? You don't think we KNOW it would take the westside a few hours to make it up north if the city was burning? Of course we know places like EP are the line in the sand if the city ever falls apart...and we've planned accordingly. Guns, guns and more guns AND people who know how to use them, civilians and LEOs.

3/01/2020 01:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just went past there , two CPD cars and a State Trooper. There were a lot of people out front it seemed peaceful, please call the funeral home and tell them we don't want this shit up here where we live.

3/01/2020 01:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"The rumor of the day is folks and people are already here, they got tired of all the "Police harassment" in the hoods and wanted to find other peaceful communities to infest and destroy.Look, Live and Load up..."

There's been section 8 in EP for years. Scattered about along main streets, NW hwy, Harlem. Usually keep to themselves. I'm not worried about dude inc. Be more concerned about the white trash scattered about the neighborhood. To the "untrained" eye, they fit right in. Young, old, white, don't stand out. Do a search in our databases by beat, streets, address, etc. and suddenly they start popping out at you. Some real scumbags. Big gypsy problem too. I'm really not worried about the occasional "visitor" passing through, bumping the bass. They stand out and they KNOW they stand out. I'm more concerned about the piece of shit living in the neighborhood who watches your daily routine and breaks in or steals from your garage, car, etc. when he knows nobody's home. That's the REAL problem in EP.

3/01/2020 02:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Most likely he use to live up there on the high end real-estate north west side !!!!

3/01/2020 02:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hmmm it's just pure economics, there are 1.3 billion whites in the world of 7.7 billion. My money is someone will fall through. Don't be mad.

3/01/2020 03:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So all those city workers and cops are voting Democratic? Hope they get some section 8 housing for their Democratic support would serve them right. LOL if were to happen.

3/01/2020 04:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ooops! They're here?
Sometimes it starts out as a rental. Whoever is last,
Dad or Mom goes, then the astrophysics kids decide
to get into the real estate rental business. Either direct
ownership or sale to Real Estate Agency. Greed is bad.
Old school, property would have been sold to another family.

3/01/2020 05:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Apparently the funeral home does cremations. Hopefully this is just a one time thing

3/01/2020 12:41:00 AM


Cremations, one time thing? Oh yeah, no one will ever be cremated again.

They don't do cremations there. Usually outside of Chicago, that place, Olsen, is owned by/shared by many cremation offices. I used them twice. Go find a funeral for just under $3,000 including cremation, urn and a 4 hour memorial.

3/01/2020 06:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There go the numbers in 016! Couple shot on way to or from funeral. Maybe we'll get more police then.

3/01/2020 06:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Edison Park has narrowly gone for the Democratic Party in the past two presidential elections. In the 2016 presidential election, Edison Park cast 2,910 votes for Hillary Clinton and cast 2,653 votes Donald Trump.[14] In the 2012 presidential election, Edison Park cast 2,736 votes for Barack Obama and cast 2,525 votes for Mitt Romney.

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This is too close - the machine will have the water down the votes by importing people more to their liking.

Or it proves not everyone in Edison Park thinks and votes like the police. Same thing happened in 45th while most of the police said Trump was going to kill her in the 45th and 41st

3/01/2020 06:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

On the bright side. The ghetto self cleaning oven will crank up over the sting of revenge killing! Groot will be so proud.

3/01/2020 07:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT

Retired Skokie Police Officer Doug Miller passed away 27 Feb. Wake/funeral tomorrow, Monday, check obit for details. Doug was a good guy; he had a weekly breakfast with a crew of retired Chicago and Skokie retirees.

3/01/2020 07:32:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

young feller;
A Fleetwood!

3/01/2020 09:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
That place is Olsen Funeral Home. They are owned/hooked up with Illinois Cremation Society. They have memorials when people are cremated, Cheap funerals. People go there for the memorial when arranging a cremation somewhere else. Homewood, suburbs, etc,

3/01/2020 08:29:00 AM

Cremations are cheap at $1500.....and they pickup the body..... When you add a wake, funeral home etc then they want to sell a coffin etc. $13,000...

3/01/2020 10:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Another pistolero gets into a shootout with the police. Another asshole with a gun in the hood. The Officers even provided first aide to the shooter. Well done officer's. Fred Waller does another stiff-ass presser. Where's Waldo Beck. He should be giving the presser. Beck wasn't at the Friday CTA Mass Transit shooting of an unarmed guy who was moving from one train car to another. Bozo takes his weekends in Cali instead of being here with the thugs, shooters and murderers.

Beck the part time Supt comes in on Mondays to find out what happened on the weekend. Then sees the Imp and they both come up with another scheme to fool the public. What will it be this time - more cameras. I wonder if Kristen will get the same deal as Beck and be able to go back to Aurora on weekends once Bozo Beck leaves town for good. Shitty City under Special Ed, Bozo Beck and the Imp is like watching Moe, Larry and Curly holding a planning session about how to fight crime in Whoville.

Well done o

3/01/2020 11:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think he meant, "If it ain't a (Fleet)wood,
it ain't no good."
Personally, I always liked the deuce n a quarter.

3/02/2020 01:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Beck the part time Supt comes in on Mondays to

Its a holiday, he'll still be in Cali

3/02/2020 06:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Or it proves not everyone in Edison Park thinks and votes like the police."

Too bad huh? That's one of the major problems we have here. We don't pay such high taxes and worry about the future and safety of our neighborhood only to be surrounded by liberal progressives who would destroy what we worked for, for generations. Go back to lincoln park where you can pay a million for your property while homeless piss bums pass out in your gangway. Why is it that conservatives are happy to isolate and attempt to surround themselves with other like-minded conservatives yet liberals always find the need to branch out and try to infect non like minded areas with their liberal ideologies? Californians invading Texas?? I don't have much against liberals in practice, but just stay where you're at and be happy. Don't try to destroy areas that don't think like you. Election voters don't mean much, too many unique dynamics. Hillary was a park ridge girl which I'm sure captured many women in the area. Romney wasn't the best choice either. Now I'll tell you what baffles me... Seeing Bernie signs in Edison Park, on lawns of nice houses. I honestly feel like ringing the doorbell, letting myself in, asking the family to make me dinner while I sit on the couch watching tv... Of course asking the head of the household to give me all the cash in their wallet and/or purse... upon their protestations (And OF COURSE THEY'D PROTEST because always easier to share OTHER peoples money) I would vehemently call them racists and classist, requesting them to call off the police they just called. They would of course comply, because as Bernie supporters they want to give away everything that people work for to those who don't, so why not start at home?? It sickens me that we have overt communists living in our community and they're proud to advertise on their lawn. In an other era (and maybe another one soon to come) a neighbor would be calling CFD to put out the blaze resulting from advertising you support a communist.

3/02/2020 09:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why is it so necessary that the far northwest side integrate? Most far northwest siders never lived in integrated or changing areas. Most never attended integrated Taft High School (1977-2009). Ride Pace 290 from Touhy & Overhill to Howard Station, which is Rogers Park. Walk around Juneway and other streets.

3/03/2020 04:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Bernie lovers never experienced socialism or communism. They have no experience of living in Venezuela, USSR, Cuba and other wonderful places.

3/03/2020 07:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Why is it so necessary that the far northwest side integrate? Most far northwest siders never lived in integrated or changing areas. Most never attended integrated Taft High School (1977-2009). Ride Pace 290 from Touhy & Overhill to Howard Station, which is Rogers Park. Walk around Juneway and other streets.

3/03/2020 04:51:00 AM


My son attended Taft for one semester, then OUT. He had a difficult time using the washroom. The shitheads helped themselves to kid's lunch money and shot dice in the washroom. After that is was St Pats. Fuck the animals.

3/04/2020 01:00:00 AM  

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