Thursday, April 23, 2020

Fatass's Short Memory

So governor Putzker came up with this bullshit the other day:
  • Gov. J.B Pritzker on Tuesday said President Donald Trump is “fomenting some violence” and stirring up protests that will lead to more COVID-19 deaths by urging states to “liberate” themselves from stay-at-home orders meant to stop the spread of the deadly coronavirus.

    Pritzker accused the president of resorting to a “political maneuver in the middle of a national emergency.”

    “And he should stop it,” Pritzker said.
Leaving aside the entire demo-commie-socialist efforts to reinvent the system by hook and by crook, does Fatass not remember:
Seems like a bit of projection by governor one-man-mass-gathering.

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45 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Do the initials J. B. mean Jumbo Butt?

4/23/2020 12:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Illinois will stay shut down even if it causes a depression to get Trump out of the White House. Enjoy your lack of a future that includes any money or freedom, democrats.

4/23/2020 12:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...





The mucus creature in those Mucinex commercials looks just like Plumpo.



2016. Was Creamer done with his prison sentence?

Like most anti-capitalist types, he kept too much of other people's money.






4/23/2020 12:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Watch that "Fat Ass Toad" change his tune, Mitch McConnell just said no fed money to bail out the states.
Said senate should look at changing chapter 9 rules for states, he's not interested in strapping future generations for past Demonrat governors' bad practices.
"FAT" will be own the legacy of the one who bankrupted the state.

It'll be get back to work, pay your taxes.

4/23/2020 12:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Second city please get his name right 'Attila the Ton".

4/23/2020 12:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What a pussy. Trump did not advocate any violence Fat Ass. They laughed in your face when you had Harmon go and try to get a bail out for Illinois. We arent foing to get shit from the Feds. Let the state die in bankruptcy. THEN we may have a chance to make changes and get rid of some of these thief Democrats who have destroyed a good state. All the voter who voted for this stuff for their own benefit should be made to hurt for it .

4/23/2020 12:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I just ordered my "DONT TREAD ON ME." Will be flying it for the duration of the stay at home order.

4/23/2020 12:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I always wondered why Jelly Belly ran for Governor when he has a billion dollar hotel empire. Then after he was elected and started talking I figured it out. No fucking way was the family going to allow “Buddy Hackits Twin” to put his hands on the empire! Let him fuck up the state and chase the rest of the people out! WITH THE NEXT TAX ILLINOIS GOVERNMENT PUTS ON THE TAXPAYERS BACKS, RUMOR HAS IT TEXAS INSTRUMENTS IS MAKING A CALCULATOR CAPABLE OF ENUMERATING GAZILLIONS!!! There ain’t enough money for these ASSHOLE DEMOCRATS, BUT THERE SURE ARE ENOUGH EMPTY PRISON CELLS!!!!

4/23/2020 12:55:00 AM  
Blogger The Keesing Bandit said...

Would it surprise anyone if all this nonsense goes away on 1204/2020?

4/23/2020 02:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This big fat lard-ass JB the hut motherfucker has absolutely no clue as to how to run this state. He is a libtarded piece of shit who bought his way into that office with his billions and withe the help of stupid voters which Illinois has no shortage of.

4/23/2020 02:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

“fomenting some violence”

Trump is secretly ginning up unrest in 011. IT WAS HIM ALL ALONG!

4/23/2020 02:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Illinois was a mess before COVID19... I understand the chunky Governor's frustration in trying to deal with this matter plus all the prior issues outstanding. Playing the blame game is Democrat strategy 101. They are not nice, nor smart, people so they go with what they know.

Instead of piling on ol JB... I think supporting him somewhat is in order.

Does anyone know J.B Pritzker's bra size?

I want to get him a sport-bra as a gift. In these stressful times, he might feel better and hence think better if he can get some support for those massive breasts he has to lug around all day. His back has to be stressing him.

What is J.B Pritzker's cup size? Anyone? Anyone?

4/23/2020 02:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Another anti Trump Liar

4/23/2020 03:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

good catch ...

4/23/2020 04:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I love that the citizens in other states are fighting back and organizing protests against their governors and mayors to end this stuff and get their economy back moving. Why are the people of chicago not doing this? Democratic sheeple?

4/23/2020 05:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I didn’t know the assassin was in touch with Durban, first time I’m hearing this.

4/23/2020 05:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is from a guy we all know is a trust fund baby never worked a day in his life most likely had armed security his entire life, lied about the toilets in his house to cheat the Tax system, what else do you expect my man I never did anything you bitches all the time about President Trump at least maybe each person Trump is rich also but he was a builder and he made a Lotta good things helped a lot of people so what is this fat trust fund baby doing as life nothing mom and daddy fed him everything. Don’t forget he spent hundreds of millions of dollars to buy the governors office and buy it he did.

4/23/2020 05:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Keep Voting DemoRAT

4/23/2020 05:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is a struggle for control of the future of our country.

4/23/2020 05:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Heyjackass has the numbers at 721 shot 152 dead what about those violent numbers fatass and mayor frog,lying fake news media.

4/23/2020 06:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

in case anyone hasn't figured it out yet the governor of Illinois is a king sized as swipe.

4/23/2020 06:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

again,keep voting the same....

4/23/2020 07:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Putting so many people out of work without thinking first of the consequences should be the story. Try getting employment in Illinois. It's a complete joke. Our Governor honestly says he's for the working people. Cant wait to retire and get out of Illinois.

4/23/2020 07:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I was working the Trump rally at UIC. Those ANTIFA jagoffs went into the parking garage and caused tens of thousands of dollars to people’s vehicles. They smashed car window and hit trunks , doors and hoods with hammers. They were complete assholes.

4/23/2020 07:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How many years has “little dick” durbin been serving his special interests, while his wife the lobbyist, has been getting rich?

4/23/2020 08:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

DemocRATS and lunatic liberals are all about projection, everyone knows their game but they still think they are the smartest guys/girls in the room because they are college educated. How many college educated people do you know who are complete idiots when it comes to real world stuff.

4/23/2020 08:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Here's to hope good people will DO THEIR JOBS and hold folks accountable.

I say this... but I also remember Cook reelected Kim Fox..... soooo.... yeah

4/23/2020 09:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Still wanna know how Jabba's state sponsored 17 million investment in PPE from the Chinese did ? Haven't heard a peep about his great job in securing these desperately needed supplies that we already have sitting around waiting for the city to "ok" the donated ones

4/23/2020 09:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Waiting for the Illinois protest I'm there nothing else to do. Don't tread on me !!!

4/23/2020 09:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To show you how insane this is my daughter is a nurse at a major hospital been there 15 years they were all called in yesterday sat down and told him they were going to be major layoffs coming along with doctors where are the priorities? We need hospitals this is very important they are laying off due to this virus cost that is not being reimbursed how much more bullshit can we take? Maybe time to overthrow this Tairney we live under

4/23/2020 09:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Working people that are on the brink of losing their jobs and liberties will not be allowed to protest.
Ball-less authorities will order every protesting group arrested.
Pretty much anyone disagreeing with the Angry Toad Larri LightLoafer not being allowed to protest by City Hall.

Shut down an active major intercity US Interstate Highway and not one soul way interfered with including an armed uniformed community activist police superintendent.
But shutting down a public access to bike path and pedestrian walkway must be enforced.
Something has to give and soon - people shouldn’t take this bullshit anymore.
Took a blizzard and no snowplowing to stir up people over in January 1979.
Make this illegal lockdown Larri’s & JB PoopiePants blizzard.
Taxpayers need to get out and on to THEIR lakefront bike path and THEIR parks.

Do Not Stop Anyone.
Do Not write ANOVs for Larri or the Merit CompStaatspolizei.

4/23/2020 10:10:00 AM  
Blogger Ludlow Peaswatter said...

John Kass nails it:

Just think about the guy in line at the food pantry

Unlike the tens of millions of Americans who have lost their jobs, America’s cultural elites, in politics, government and media, are doing just fine during the coronavirus shutdown.
Some of the politicians are paid well enough to hoard gourmet chocolate ice cream in their expensive kitchen freezers, like House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, rightly dubbed by Republicans as our very own Nancy Antoinette.
“I enjoy it,” Nancy Antoinette said of her chocolate stash on “The Late Late Show” in the most tone-deaf media interview of the year, with her country out of work and people low on food. “I like it better than anything else. … I don’t know what I would have done if ice cream were not invented.”
As Republicans shout “Let them eat ice cream,” the Democrats shout that President Donald Trump is at it again, with his wantonly barbaric Twitter thumbs, virtue signaling and rallying his Trumpian base about stopping immigration.
But then, after pressure from agribusiness lobbyists and the high-tech lords, Trump pulled back and decided to allow temporary workers to keep working on farms, and in Silicon Valley, where they have already displaced higher-paid Americans.
So, everybody who counts votes or money gets their say. But what about those who don’t?
Like those Americans who’ve just lost their jobs. And small-business owners losing everything they’ve saved a lifetime for. The government shut them down, too, and they don’t get much of a say, do they?
If they dare protest, if they demand to work and run their own lives, they’re condemned by mouthpieces of the left as a bunch of greedy fools Who Just Want People to Die.
And who wants people to die?
In this, America’s elites are very much like the wealthy rich in Boccaccio’s “The Decameron,” safe behind the walls of a secluded villa outside Florence, full of wine and full of ourselves, babbling on and on about love and morality during The Plague.
We telecommute to work on our laptops, where we debate the nature of this coronavirus death model and that coronavirus death model. From the safety of our screens, secure in our home offices, perhaps just a few feet from some freezer loaded with gourmet ice cream, we wax on and on when it might be acceptable for Americans to venture forth and take a risk.
Risk? What is this word? Our American culture has been working to eliminate risk for decades. Now, all the kids get a trophy. Universities aren’t about challenging the young, they’re about “safe spaces” from difficult ideas. And helicopter parents hover like those drones that’ll take your temperature — and determine the rate of infection — from the sky.
Take the tribal politics out of it, and think about the unemployed guy at the food pantry waiting for a box of charity food to feed his kids. He has worked all his life yet now finds himself unemployed, not through any fault of his own, but because government has deemed his job to be “nonessential.”
He hears the politicians giving their daily coronavirus briefings to the media, expressing sympathy and concern, telling him that if he just shuts up and goes along with the shutdown rules, there could be light at the end of the tunnel. In some states, he can’t buy tomato plants for a garden. In others, he can’t drive to his church parking lot, and sit inside his car and say a prayer.
See next post....

4/23/2020 10:29:00 AM  
Blogger Ludlow Peaswatter said...

He knows the state-licensed weed dealers are working. The liquor stores are open.
If he drives into the large cities, into rough neighborhoods dominated by street gangs, he knows he’ll see the dealers slinging heroin. In some neighborhoods it is a never-ending party, people hanging out in the streets, getting infected, going home to infect their elderly family members.
And no pundits or big-city politicians dare condemn them as murderers Who Just Want People to Die. The mayors just send in the cops, many without masks, to deal with it, and hope the media ignores it for yet another day.
He doesn’t want people to die. He doesn’t want to die either. He doesn’t want his family to die. He just wants to work and pay his bills. And he knows that as he waits for his box of charity food, there is one sector growing in the time of coronavirus shutdown.
Government.
Bureaucrats don’t wait in line for charity food. Nobody in politics has been laid off. And businesses that rely on government contracts are fat, like the road builders. Because coronavirus or no coronavirus, the kings of asphalt and concrete are always first in line.
And what of the small-business owner who doesn’t build roads? She risked everything to open her business. She went into debt. But there are no customers now, and the landlord wants the rent and the taxman is always waiting.
She doesn’t see herself as someone who Just Wants People to Die.
She wants to work. She wants to live.

4/23/2020 10:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think Fred Flintstone is being allowed illegal entry into old country buffet. I still can’t see his neck.

4/23/2020 10:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Never knew about the communications between Durbin and the Scalise shooter. Thanks for the info. I agree that this will disappear after the November election. 80,000 died of Swine Flu when sparklefarts was president and never heard about it. Those globalists will do anything to get back the power. NO mail in voting! Voter ID for all! We are learning we are all expendable.

4/23/2020 01:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

the governor is an asswipe. the only one on stage during his political civid 19 speech that didn't get a hair cut is the deal guy.

4/23/2020 02:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

JB's name is Jay Robert. I call him Jay Bob. 😝😁

4/23/2020 03:08:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Does prikster actually think that anyone believes anything he spews? Who the fuck voted for that woddling turd?

4/23/2020 03:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

JB the Javelina Boar is one stupid fuck.
Listen to him struggling to breath trying to read the script his Team prepared each day if painfully annoying, as is that IDPH administrative non-practice quack Dr Ezike (let me translate in spanish). Overusing the playbook words of “frankly”, “my team and I”, “follow the science”, “with a heavy heart”.
These are supposed to be educated folk. They read word-by-word and still can’t even finish a sentence without a shutter or break in the speech cadence. It’s like they’re reading cue cards from a drunken one handed stagehand.

Amazing is that they have these wordy, fluid, uninterrupted responses (and spin where needed), to their online reporters questions.
Blah-blah-blah. Phony as 3 dollar bills, the both of them.


Only thing more embarrassing, sadly is listening to frail Sleepy Joe Biden fuddle through his internet's podcasted showgram.

4/23/2020 03:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Caputo's said...

Got news for Governor Fred Flinstone - Re-Open Illinois plans for big rallies in Chicago and Springfield on May 1.

4/23/2020 07:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Total Shit Bag!

4/23/2020 08:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

JB the Javelina Boar is one stupid fuck.
Listen to him struggling to breath trying to read the script his Team prepared each day if painfully annoying, as is that IDPH administrative non-practice quack Dr Ezike (let me translate in spanish). Overusing the playbook words of “frankly”, “my team and I”, “follow the science”, “with a heavy heart”.
These are supposed to be educated folk. They read word-by-word and still can’t even finish a sentence without a shutter or break in the speech cadence. It’s like they’re reading cue cards from a drunken one handed stagehand.

Read? He talks with his hands The other day his hands and arms were flapping so fast that I thought he was going to fly away like Peter Pan

4/23/2020 08:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Must watch, humor regarding the MSM and politicians sending the usual mixed message.

https://youtu.be/wVs5AyjzwRM

4/23/2020 11:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Never knew about the communications between Durbin and the Scalise shooter. Thanks for the info. I agree that this will disappear after the November election. 80,000 died of Swine Flu when sparklefarts was president and never heard about it. Those globalists will do anything to get back the power. NO mail in voting! Voter ID for all! We are learning we are all expendable.

4/23/2020 01:14:00 PM

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I never knew about it either. Can you imagine if Trump had even a tangential connection to a liberal-shooter? Holy fxxking God you'd hear about it all day every day.

No media bias here.

4/24/2020 04:06:00 AM  
Blogger The Keesing Bandit said...

Actually, I meant to say that it would not surprise me if all this nonsense goes away the day after the general election. I need to proofread better.

Now, kees me you fool!!!!

4/24/2020 07:05:00 AM  

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