Thursday, April 23, 2020

Surge II

Happening again tonight, despite seven different aldermen calling the mayor for an explanation.

Also, if you happen to live on Beats 1613 and 1614, your commander is trying to outsmart anyone calling her to account:
  • 1613 and 1614 were sent from 3rd watch and told to log off and log back in as 1641 and 1651. All to give the illusion that those beats weren’t stripped of their deserved police presence.
Sneaky. So media types, community members and Aldermen who don't know any better - and there are plenty - might be fooled by the renaming of a Beat Car to a Rapid and then pretending that 1613/1614 were covered all night.

Hint for the aldermen asking questions: The beats weren't covered.

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87 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

if you live on one of those beats better call 911 for every suspicious person / vehicle / noise / stay dog for the next few weeks otherwise you will not see a squad that you pay high taxes for as the low tax paying get your assigned beat car. Make a back log on your beat. Call back after 15-20 min goes by if no response happens. Request supervisor when or if they don't show. Call the office ask why your beat is stripped of the police and sent to neighborhoods that don't want the police. If someone has the Watch operations phone # post it not the front desk. Let the residence have his direct line. Then the Lt can answer to the residence. Let his phone ring off the wall....

4/23/2020 05:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Astronaut Brown is the one who will be on the moon ride of his life. Talk is cheap Brownie. He sure ain’t no Texas cowboy. He’s all hat. And no cattle. Giddyup podner, let’s see your stuff.

4/23/2020 05:36:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You can get away doing this in 50 degree wet'ish weather. But, when the days get nice, and warm, all those cars tripping over each other are going to spark some shit off. Best practice operationally in 011 has always been; get in, do what needs to be done, and get the hell out.

4/23/2020 05:36:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Your not implying the 15%ers (who cause 90% of the news) aren't obeying the laws, oh I forgot they have their own set of laws, which is no law for them!

4/23/2020 05:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Three m/1’s “surged” through Garfield ridge last night around 3:30am committing numerous garage burglaries and numerous vehicle burglaries. 17-19 years of age .BEWARE. Observed on numerous doorbell cam systems.they were observed to be very bold and and calm as they “surged” giving the impression that they are probably armed.

4/23/2020 05:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The mayor does not take questions from mere aldermen (or anybody) She will stamp her little size 2 shoe

4/23/2020 05:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don't obey that order, beats 1613 and 1614. Do not lie and relog in. Do you understand that is official misconduct? Do not do it. Let the commander gig you for disobeying her unlawful order. You will win in the end.

4/23/2020 05:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SCC, thank you for the extra post today!
I'm calling this comment The House Of Small Hats
Yes, CPD is the House Of Small Hats
NO, not because of the rank and file, but because of
THE LEADERS
David Brown, where are you? In "Car 54?"
Charlie Beck, we trust you are safely back home.
(Fucking "communing" was a bitch, wasn't it?)
(Any "hand-off tips" to David Brown???)
We'll tell you who IS NOT working right now:
Mister Peanut. You won't see him in grocery stores.
And no, Charlie Beck didn't buy the rights.
But back to THE LEADERS:
Lightfoot (by proxy), Brown (in fact), and all others below him.
Small Hats for all of them.
More about that later.......

4/23/2020 05:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Time for stick ups in 016.

4/23/2020 05:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Articles on CwbChicago about it too. https://cwbchicago.com/2020/04/breaking-cpd-again-sending-droves-of-north-side-cops-to-run-citizens-off-west-side-streets.html

And then there is this gem. Brown yesterday told the city to “buckle your seatbelts, we’re headed to the moon” as he promised Chicagoans would have the “highest level of trust in its officers from its residents.”

Buckle your seatbelts is right, merit be taking off like a rocket, yo.

4/23/2020 05:58:00 PM  
Anonymous CppThis said...

I don't claim to be an expert in the ways of the criminal underworld, but it occurs to me that if I was a criminal and noticed that there's like 600 cop cars camping a couple of intersections on one side of town, I might be inclined to take the train to the other side of town and commit some crimes. Indeed I seem to recall reading a few stories about clever crooks having a red-herring emergency called in to draw heat away from their real target.

It all seems a bit of a zero sum game, unless CPD leadership want to get clever like they're planning for a major event and borrow some outsiders for the day.

4/23/2020 06:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

City force you to wear a mask.
Simply buy a Trump 2020 mask.
See how long that lasts.

4/23/2020 06:18:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

For perspective, each of those 16th District beats alone are about the size of the entire 011th District and they all pay high taxes.

4/23/2020 06:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This entire shit show has really shown the power the aldermen have in these wards.

4/23/2020 06:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I will protect myself, family and property. The only person that can take care of you is YOU! The city has shown that they do not give a shit about the Northwest side over and over.

4/23/2020 06:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

CPD Management HQ's and the 016 DC are deceitful, dishonest, disingenuous, untrustworthy, unprincipled and lying to the public. We pay taxes and we want what we pay for. Dallas Brown working his bull shit magic thinking he's doing great strategic "moon shots", listening to his HQ's staff of mutts. Brown is still thinking he's in Texas. You haven't been Supt for more than a few days and you're getting your ass ripped already. If its Brown flush it.

BTW: Looks like Fast Ass Gov is going to extend the LOCK DOWN thru May. It's gonna be a fun month. Looks like Fat Ass got his hair clipped. Wonder if he used the Mutant Mayor's hair lady cause they both represent the people of Shitty City and the debtor State of Illinois. We can't get a hair cut or visit a salon but the Mutant and Elephant Man must look good for the media. That sez it al.

4/23/2020 06:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT: so Gov. Never Missed a Meal decides its ok to open golf courses. When is the mayor going to realize closing lake front caused the glut of joggers on the sidewalks?

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/pedestrians-complain-runners-are-passing-too-close-on-chicago-sidewalks-during-the-pandemic-how-risky-is-that-and-should-they-wear-face-masks/ar-BB133wNP

4/23/2020 06:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

3 m/1’s caught on dozens of ring doorbells wreaking havoc in west end of 008. Where’s our police coverage since we’re fuckin tax paying citizens

4/23/2020 06:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well Moondoggie Brown what do you and Gidget Le Groot have to say about this?

4/23/2020 06:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Chicago thugs have taken precedence over everyone else.. Why do you think Lori wants to extend the emergency until June? That way she can make Black Chicago an occupied camp under the guise of “Health Emergency “ and not pay the political price of over policing. No matter what, CPD will pay the price and the rest of the citizenry will be denied livelihoods and somewhat of a normal healthy existence. Trust this, this virus is very real. Social distancing and masks are the key. That requires people to respect societal rules. Making people stir crazy and resentful is not...

4/23/2020 07:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The time is now for our Alderman in every low crime neighborhood to send out flyers about starting phone trees . This is what they preach at CAPS meeting High Crime Neighborhoods . If you hear a gun shot , loud reports , suspicious vehicles, persons , call 911 , then call a friend that calls a friend . We must increase calls for service . Noise complaints , street disturbances , use your imagination .
They call about 35 year old son be disrespecting them , kid doesn’t want to go to school , Old man came home drunk.
This racism of stripping civilized areas of Chicago of Police Patrols . If they need 500 police 👮‍♀️ assigned to 7,11,15 then hire officers, put it in the budget . Are the CAPS , School Officers , Commanders over staffed office police on the street . If not , why not .
Reverse discrimination, Daley and Rahm the commie both have police details on our tax money .

4/23/2020 07:39:00 PM  
Blogger Baby"G" said...

I mistakenly believed that yesterday night was limited to Northside cars being taken West. This New Strategy, of aimlessly wandering around in the Ghetto while your District of assignment remains with reduced policing was City-Wide. Personnel from Southwest Side Districts were forced to surrender personnel to police 007 and 005. And the leadership was stellar!ADS Holt inspired the troops with this remarkable speech:"We are going to aggressively vehicular patrol relentlessly, and what not." After everyone got done looking at each other for an explanation of what he said; 120 P.O.s and 12 Sergeants wandered through 007 and 005, occasionally turning on their blue lights for the entertainment of the residents. Is this some New Form of Community Policing? Or is this a total lack of Leadership or Specific Mission? But I can tell you one thing for sure; if you screw up, especially if you are not Black; you will be crucified. No white cop will get away with shooting an unarmed Autistic teen. Be Careful, NOBODY'S got your back. Baby "G"

4/23/2020 07:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Remember, if you feel sick, stay home. Then you’ll have more police protecting your neighborhood.
Also, check and see if your alderman voted with the Mayor. Until they stop doing this, the alderman should not support the Mayor.
Spencer and Cato lack the ability to communicate with the public. Both should be removed.

4/23/2020 07:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wonder how the revrunds would react if it was the other way around?









We Are All Replaceable

4/23/2020 07:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm wearing my Bozo mask Honk Honk!

4/23/2020 08:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

this groot is rooted in totalitarianism.

sheeet aint no body scare of you foo.

LOL the community could care less with the big fuck you to u.

4/23/2020 08:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The city needs to realize the at least 2 people are going to get capped a day from now til the end of September no matter how many people are sent there, follow the consent decree and don’t let them set you up to take the blame.

4/23/2020 08:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Robbing Peter (of cars and men) to pay Paul (who is a West Side for life citizen) will continue for weeks or a whole month more maybe.

STAY AT HOME EXTENDED TO MAY 31TH! Enjoy Chicago!

Today, Governor Pritzker extended Illinois' Stay at Home order through May 31, with some modifications. The extension will include the following modifications, effective on May 1:

FACE COVERINGS: Beginning on May 1, individuals will be required to wear a face-covering or a mask when in a public place where they can’t maintain a six-foot social distance. Face-coverings will be required in public indoor spaces, such as stores. This new requirement applies to all individuals over the age of two who are able to medically tolerate a face-covering or a mask.

That will make being able to identify your neighborhood robber/rapist all the more tricky... Hey, JB knows what he is doing!

4/23/2020 08:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I live in the 008th District. Where is this pool of police to tell me to stay in? Oh that's right, I'm white and that would be racist.

4/23/2020 08:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Multiple break ins and thefts in the midway area where are the Police?

4/23/2020 08:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The people who pay taxes, the people who work, the people who obey the law, the people who feed and get their kids to school without any help - we want ANSUHS.

4/23/2020 08:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

But where is Creep Daddy tonight?
Sitting in his Lay-Z-Boy reading Buda's Wagon?
Or is he on the road with a moving van?
I do know one thing. It's only a matter of time before
his skull is featured on Coast-to-Coast and someone
reports a reflection of Big Foot or an apparition of the
Loch Ness Monster. You see trending freaks get picked up
and repackaged like Elvis and bananas. Rather than make
a direct reference, trends are transposed into the paranormal,
then decoded into real life by everyday people.
Here's looking at you, Sly.

4/23/2020 08:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Always cheating always. Yet they'll hang you out to dry.

Be safe boys and girls in blue.

4/23/2020 08:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This surprises Who? Haven't been paying attention have you. The new guy is worse that anyone thought. Text get on your horse and head south. Brown Your in way over your head.

4/23/2020 09:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mr. Brown merit is what gave you the clueless leadership team you now have and you want more merit promotions. Your an ignorant arrogant fool. But that is how and why you got hired, she/he wanted someone that was easy to control. Your that person buddy enjoy the humiliation at least your well paid.

4/23/2020 09:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Beat car staffing levels have always been played with. Years long details that show man power in a district but actually showing up in another unit elsewhere , desk officers assigned a beat car then put down on assignment, multiple beat per car, and other tricks. Honesty is frowned upon by the patrol division. But you play the game to keep your gold star. In the 80's the Trib did an expose on the lack of beat car manning. The city response? Rebeat the district cutting out sectors and number of beats per sector and low and behold, 100% manned.

4/23/2020 09:08:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

At the time, it warranted a long distance call to Joe Friday,
Badge 714, LAPD. Chicago was rocked to its very core.
Two officers were slain by sniper fire and the primary
suspect was 17 years old. He'd been in trouble before.
But this was different. Shit was going down in Cabrini
Green. A mash house they say. A breeding ground for
criminals. Cold blooded killers born out of a whiskey
bottle on a Friday night. The public was incensed.
The police were filled with anger and rage. It was 1970
and Chicago was a powder keg about to blow.

4/23/2020 09:15:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Aldercreatures need to ask Where The Fuck is the Chief..
But thanks for the set-up anyway.

4/23/2020 09:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That's the type of dishonesty that can lead to Rule 14's being committed

4/23/2020 09:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

robbing everyone to shore up an area that does not pay for the police presence. Do the suburbs do this too?

4/23/2020 09:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is ridiculous. I work in 011 and I’m pissed that these guys/gals from 016/020/017 etc are being put in 011. I’m sure if they wanted to work in 011, they would’ve put in a PAR form. I’m pissed, for one, because it’s not right that they get take these coppers from quieter areas to force them to work in 011. When I get enough time to get to some place like 016 or 020, I don’t want to have to be forced to go back to 011 when I bid and was assigned to let’s say 020 or 016. It’s not affecting me now, I’m stuck in 011 anyways, but I have the forethought and mental brain power to understand that I would be furious if it happened to me. Some of these guys spent years in 011 and finally earned their way out to some place quieter only to be sent back. Don’t get yourselves in trouble boys and girls during these surges. Sit on a corner, maybe grab a cigar, talk to your partner for the night, and most importantly, sit back and enjoy the circus.

4/23/2020 09:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who's surprised? These are the rock of the Democratic party.They don't have to listen to anyone. It is never their fault or responsibility. And the city rolls over and sides with them against the Police. These are the children of Obama.

4/23/2020 10:22:00 PM  
Blogger stash the polski guy said...

light it up west side and hey jackass can put it on the board...YES!

4/23/2020 10:32:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is Mayor Lightfoot taking police away from whitey so they can become victims of crime ?
Imagine Mayor Daley , Emmanuel taking Police Officers from black neighborhoods to patrol white neighborhoods ?
It sounds racist .
If certain neighborhoods are crime infested , budget more police officers for that district .
Mayor Lightfoot endorsement of Kim Foxx is like putting a fox 🦊 in the chicken 🐔 coop .
Why do businesses leave the ghetto , $999.00 and under is a theft charge , misdemeanor it should be a felony .
I Bond so thief can return for more .
How much $$ has she collected for all the ANOV ,Parking ,Moving Traffic violations , very little if any.

4/23/2020 10:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ladies and gentlemen... I GIVE YOU GROOT! Behold!

"Lightfoot said earlier this week that any potential policy needs to be reasonable for people across the city.

"We know from the disparities in our city that what is possible in Lincoln Park is not the same as what's possible in Austin, or Englewood or Roseland," she said. "So we have to have a policy that is consistent with the realities of people's lives." "

Sums it up, don't you think?

https://www.nbcchicago.com/news/local/illinois-new-stay-at-home-order-includes-requirement-to-cover-faces-in-public-in-may/2260615/

4/23/2020 10:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So the police are responsible to ensure racial equity of the virus since this will please the Groot? Neighborhoods that pay taxes for police service and appreciate the police are ignored. Police service is then provided to those who do not want it and have never paid for it. Only in leftist dystopias does this make sense.

4/23/2020 10:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
I live in the 008th District. Where is this pool of police to tell me to stay in? Oh that's right, I'm white and that would be racist.

4/23/2020 08:23:00 PM
No, your white and use common sense.

4/23/2020 10:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Where’s Madigan , Alderman In 13,14,23rd Wards ?
Asleep at the wheel ?

4/23/2020 10:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So they are pulling all of these officers to parts of the west side because the citizens who live there aren’t obeying the “stay inside” orders ? This is ridiculous. Don’t want to hear the politicians crying about the minorities being hit harder with covid than others. Then you have all that manpower just standing around a few corners. This is insane and stupid.

4/23/2020 10:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Anonymous Anonymous said...
Well Moondoggie Brown what do you and Gidget Le Groot have to say about this?

4/23/2020 06:56:00 PM


I think we have a winner for brown’s nickname!!!! Well done.

4/23/2020 11:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm really sick of the same insider fucks appearing in
the same crime movies just because the fucking director
thinks they work well together. Much too much overlap in
Goodfellas and The Irishman. Audiences today are more
sophisticated.

4/23/2020 11:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Brown wouldn’t have known to send cars anywhere
He was told he said “ uhhhh yea sure “ how would he fucking no the difference
I said it before it does not matter who the superintendent is we need to have a mayor in there that is pro police that will never happen in this city

4/23/2020 11:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So how many cars are patrolling 16th district tonight?
Concerned citizen

4/23/2020 11:32:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don’t get jammed up. Watch out what you say to who. Watch what you post on line too. Groot will use everything she can to bury your ass and now she has her newest chump running the PD.

4/23/2020 11:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can a citizen get a C R number on a watch commander for making false statements on the A and A sheets

4/23/2020 11:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dallas Brown is in over his head.
He better strap on a bib while he’s pleasing larry, wouldn’t want any spillage ruining his cloths.

4/23/2020 11:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Eeeweeeee! 50 and still a week left. I guess they want to welcome astronut Brown in with a bang.

4/23/2020 11:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

there will be details assigned to go shopping for the underprivileged because of food deserts and then cook and clean for people of color because your privilege made it hard for them to cook and clean properly, as well as wipe their ass because that's too hard, too.

4/24/2020 12:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don't obey that order, beats 1613 and 1614. Do not lie and relog in. Do you understand that is official misconduct? Do not do it. Let the commander gig you for disobeying her unlawful order. You will win in the end.

4/23/2020 05:54:00 PM

Wow. You are brain dead. It's not official misconduct, or anything illegal in any way. To even suggest that it is shows that you have no understanding of even the simplest of legal concepts. Please stop posting this nonsense. Ordering someone to arrest a person who committed no crime, or ordering someone to cover up a crime, would be unlawful orders. Having officers log in as a different beat while they conduct activities off their beat and outside their district is nothing. You can't just whine and complain to make things illegal. They have to actually be illegal. Please tell me you're not the police, or at least that you're inside somewhere so you don't get people sued, suspended, fired, or hurt. Your lack of sense is a danger to others.

4/24/2020 12:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Had the misfortune of being present at ADS Holt,s Knute Rockne Speech.I asked my partner if he came with subtitles.I did not understand any of what came out of his mouth.You would have to rearrange the words he used to try and form a coherent sentence.

4/24/2020 12:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dont blame new supt. It was all the work of that little asst dep dude

4/24/2020 12:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Don't obey that order, beats 1613 and 1614. Do not lie and relog in. Do you understand that is official misconduct? Do not do it. Let the commander gig you for disobeying her unlawful order. You will win in the end.

Please describe how that is unlawful or a violation of the official misconduct statute.

4/24/2020 12:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Retired CPD in Oklahoma says...


Boys and Girls.....it is going to be a long,long....hot summer.



Stay safe...
Stay fetal...
Go Home.

4/24/2020 02:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"The people who pay taxes, the people who work, the people who obey the law, the people who feed and get their kids to school without any help - we want ANSUHS.
4/23/2020 08:50:00 PM"


Answers:

1. You are reliably civilized.

2. You are strongly inclined to peaceful coexistence.

3. You are substantially honest, honorable, respectful, and abide by the law.

4. We find the use of you in these qualities to be lucrative.

5. Our core basis, which provides us with the powers of authority to brazenly milk the cows that you are to us, must be able to breed at a rate greater then they murder each other. After all, there is a maximum limit to how many of those murdered can vote for us.

6. Thus, we must spend some of the milk we get from you to keep our basis communities from reducing their numbers by their traditionally increasing murderings of each other.

7. We do appreciate your submitting to our needs, by increasing the amount of milk we take from you and by ignoring your occasional objections to that.

8. We have uddermost confidence that you will continue to provide us with no more objections than we are fully capable of ignoring.

9. Oh, and, uh, please try to not kill any of our basis community when they wander into your milk cows' territories. We would not approve of this.


Sincerely,

The more equal than others, inc.

4/24/2020 04:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Your not implying the 15%ers (who cause 90% of the news) aren't obeying the laws, oh I forgot they have their own set of laws, which is no law for them!

4/23/2020 05:39:00 PM
***********************
How true that statement is. The 15%ers make up more than 50% of the jail population and most of the violent crime out there. I just don't understand why they can't behave for real.

4/24/2020 04:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dear Garfield Ridge hate to tell you it’s only going to get worst. Bt 1621 has nightly ravaging thru cars and yards will little to no police service. It’s a virtual buffet up here for the ne’er-do-wells. It’s a full time job cleaning us out in Wildwood and Edgebrook along with going into the suburbs across the street Bunker Hill in Niles sometimes they cross over into 017 Bt 1711 and pillage Sauganash then onto Lincolnwood Towers .The CPD stats are then split into two districts causing it not to look so bad. No midnight missions going on up here. Our assigned police are always detailed out to 011. Wake up tax payers call the police and document everything.

4/24/2020 05:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Anonymous Anonymous said...
Don't obey that order, beats 1613 and 1614. Do not lie and relog in. Do you understand that is official misconduct? Do not do it. Let the commander gig you for disobeying her unlawful order. You will win in the end.

You might possibly be the dumbest person on the blog.. it’s not official misconduct. You’re told that you are changing beats not that your lying on a report. You will be the next great merit

4/24/2020 05:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The department will ignore the hike in property crimes, probably even robberies because of this tactic. But, wait until this shit costs a few Northsiders their lives. It’s the same old story with these exempts “do more with less.” That’s how they get their bloated pensions by selling their souls to the politicians & forgetting about the safety of rank & file and the rest of the community not just the parts that don’t know how to be responsible for their own behavior. Bosses should instead be saying there aren’t enough police to do the job. Frankly, in 011 will there ever be enough police? That shit is like trying to solve the Middle-East. Has anyone tried the concept of holding the community responsible for the violence accountable? No, like bad parents our politicians keep rewarding these communities.

4/24/2020 06:46:00 AM  
Blogger The Keesing Bandit said...

And of course lapdog media says nothing....

4/24/2020 06:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
This surprises Who? Haven't been paying attention have you. The new guy is worse that anyone thought. Text get on your horse and head south. Brown Your in way over your head.

4/23/2020 09:00:00 PM

You’d be surprised that the average person doesn’t know this. I’m one of those police whose friends are mostly non-police & I’m their only “cop” friend, so they don’t hear this stuff from all directions on a daily basis. I had a friend from downstate make his monthly treatment visit at Northwestern Hospital the other day. He remarked how quiet Chicago was, how vacant the streets were. Yeah, I told him but “that’s only in certain parts of the city- other parts, the radio is busy & the street corners are like there is no pandemic order in place.” He’s not the only non-police friend I have who has no idea how not every community is at a standstill because of the Coronavirus.

4/24/2020 07:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This has to stop immediately!The decay of your somewhat safe neighborhoods has commenced. Let your voices be heard, call the alderman in you ward and call your boot licker commanders in your district!!!

4/24/2020 08:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT, Rahm Emmanuel, how about growing a set of balls and tell how a guy who didn’t apply for the Superintendants job, got the Superintendants job. My bet is the fake Priest at Sabinas had something to do with it

4/24/2020 08:32:00 AM  
Blogger SCC said...

to the unpublished "Pablo:"

You can't even get the year correct in your silly story? We mean, you're typing on a computer and have Goggle at your fingertips....and you still miss it by years?

We can't stop laughing at you

4/24/2020 08:38:00 AM  
Blogger Captain Video said...

Bullwinkle J. Moose:
Hey, Rocky; watch me pull a rabbit outta my hat!

Rocket J. Squirrel:
Again? That trick never works!

Bullwinkle J. Moose:
Nothin' up my sleeve - Presto! [pulls Rocky out of the hat] Well, I'm gettin' close.

4/24/2020 09:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We follow the science, not facts.
Crime is down and all the sheets show it.
Does something wreak of falsification of official reports or is just Der Kompstaatzei?
Daily schedules to A&A’s to WC logs to what’s being sent down to the Area Chief every morning.
It’s an age old manipulation that originates from the Area and HQ.
Remember, these are merit hacks who were once pushing Beat cars for 3 years before handed the merit apple.

Imagine if you will the Exempt meeting round table and the workshopping of these brainstorms.
Don’t think they’re not aware of what’s coming and what’s not.
Not sure what’s the current amount of recruits still awaiting to return to classes this summer, maybe even laid off until the after the Second Coming of Covid’s 19. LARRI WILL NOT GIVE THEM GRADUATION CAPS AND CERTAINLY IS NOT GOING TO KEEP PAYING RECRUITS. I see a hiring freeze for at least two years, maybe if budget allows and resuming in mid-late 2022 just enough and in time to kick off campaign M’are Larri-2023. (Question - what’s the employment status of part time crossing guards and traffic aides?)

Dangerous flattened curve ahead...
The feral seem to a tad resistant to law and order and the Larri & JB rules. But the lakefront bike path is empty. Michigan Ave Gold Coast is empty of revenue. But only 011 has suddenly gone out of control? Try selling that one to science. So if we’re short on manpower now (during these challenging times), then this hot town summer in the city is going to be a free-for-all, lawless disaster zone once the borders open up.
Buy your osb plywood now before the shortage.

Some people call me the Space Cowboy...
It’s rocket science.
Going to the moon might be the best thing for everyone.
Find your moon and plant a flag.

4/24/2020 09:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Off topic:
whatever happened to the swiping lol?

4/24/2020 10:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous 09:08:00 PM
Obviously you played the manpower game with the assignment sheets. I liked when a district’s manpower was reported as 320 people, but 51 were detailed out and never saw the district ever, but still counted in their total strength.

4/24/2020 10:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...


Anonymous Anonymous said...
Well Moondoggie Brown what do you and Gidget Le Groot have to say about this?

4/23/2020 06:56:00 PM


I think we have a winner for brown’s nickname!!!! Well done.

4/23/2020 11:02:00 PM

Thanks, I'm glad you liked it.

4/24/2020 10:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

For 2019, Dallas Texas only had 210 homicides. 10 of those were justified. Per Heyjackass we are at 137 right now. Don’t know how many of Chicago shootings are justified.

4/24/2020 12:56:00 PM  
Blogger fillmoreranger said...

Don't obey that order, beats 1613 and 1614. Do not lie and relog in. Do you understand that is official misconduct? Do not do it. Let the commander gig you for disobeying her unlawful order. You will win in the end.

4/23/2020 05:54:00 PM

You sir are an idiot,do you know what official misconduct is? obviously not.It is not an unlawful order to re-designate a radio call sign. It is done on a daily basis city wide as officers pull up lame before roll call or 1 partner goes home and the other is assigned to double up on another 1 man car ,or a regular beat car goes into overtime and is relogged as an x-ray car.

4/24/2020 01:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

File the dam grievances.

4/24/2020 02:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Police Officers detailed to 7 , 10 , 11 , 15
Man up , bring a parking ticket book , write every violation you observe , to far from curb , cracked windshield , crosswalks , alley , no front plate , city sticker .
Keep the citizens happy , let them know you were there .

4/24/2020 03:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Articles on CwbChicago about it too. https://cwbchicago.com/2020/04/breaking-cpd-again-sending-droves-of-north-side-cops-to-run-citizens-off-west-side-streets.html

And then there is this gem. Brown yesterday told the city to “buckle your seatbelts, we’re headed to the moon” as he promised Chicagoans would have the “highest level of trust in its officers from its residents.”

Buckle your seatbelts is right, merit be taking off like a rocket, yo.
4/23/2020 05:58:00 PM
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"buckle your seat belts, we're headed to the moon". Who makes nonsensical statements like that. Did you take Dallas to the moon? Your track record there appears to be mediocre but no "launch pad blast off", certainly didn't leave the surface of the earth. Why would you say you're taking us to the moon.

Last night you were out in 016 at roll call along with two Aldermen (38th & 41st wards) and you were forced to apologize for being stupid. Is that heading to the moon? Sounds like you're heading to perdition not the moon. Don't be stuck on stupid.

4/24/2020 06:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

J.W. McLIntock said:

Pull ip to the medical student study group on the corner. Don't get out of the car. Give the medicals student the dispersal order over the PA. Turn on the siren and leave it on until they go back inside to study for finals.

4/24/2020 09:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

first hot day this show me your papers shit will be over. homie dont play that. the city will burn. whats dynamite dave gonna do then ?

4/24/2020 11:05:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well Moondoggie Brown what do you and Gidget Le Groot have to say about this?

4/23/2020 06:56:00 PM

I think we have a winner for brown’s nickname!!!! Well done.

4/23/2020 11:02:00 PM

Thanks, I'm glad you liked it.

4/24/2020 10:52:00 AM

Yes, I like them, too. Both names are quite timely and amusing, but few will stay with them because both names are too long. J-FED, J-FLED, G-MAC, shanks and 9.5 were all winners. The longest was specialEd, which is still shorter than Moondoggie and Gidget Le Groot. As time passes and Brown's tenure becomes more and more tarnished, the universe will assign a Chicago moniker to him.

4/24/2020 11:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"...I'm really sick of the same insider fucks appearing in the same crime movies..."

Take your meds and grab a book.

4/25/2020 06:41:00 AM  

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