Sunday, May 17, 2020

Badges?

These carry exactly zero weight in terms of authority:
  • The lovely MAYOR has issued little badges to very goofy type people doing the census!

    Caught one going backward down a 1 way street at high rate of speed in a M plate van.
    he quickly stated i GOTZ a badge too the mayor gave it to me.

    So double check these goofs he did have an IR number to boot.
Census takers aren't immune from Traffic Law by any stretch of the imagination. Neither are we except in emergency situations.

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69 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hahahaha! She also gave badges to a bunch of new license inspectors to ensure stores stop selling booze after 9pm.
More than a few complaints about these guys!

5/17/2020 12:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

More fucked up is this tracer bullshit.
Because most intelligent and responsible sheriff and chief lay off the 'restrictions', to enforce their ego is an army of thousands, yes thousands, of contacters are going to knock on your door to doodle fuck.
Time to rid the country of democrats.

5/17/2020 12:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Chicago Water folks starting to panic ,,Water dept sends out b.s. card .. saying you can get free bottles water ,if City shuts off water for nonpayment...except queen larri already said no more water shutoffs

Stunning.. city water non payment losses by end of October 2020 budget year...…………….. $50 Million

5/17/2020 12:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did they do any background checks before they handed out these badges?

5/17/2020 12:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just wait and see how the real community reacts, especially if "the stinkin bodge" is star shaped (any photo available?). Shots fired will result!
Will Dave Savini interview the terrified residents who assumed a warrant was being served?

Retired .38spl+P

5/17/2020 12:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"The lovely MAYOR has issued little badges to very goofy type people doing the census!"

Isn't it interesting that the people who say they hate the po-lice are themselves the worst run-and-tell m@@@erf@@@@ers around?

Always some guy with bugs in his hair stumbling around wearing a dirty "SECURITY" ball hat he picked out of the gutter.

Wait until the "contact tracers" come knocking.

Thermometer captains sticking that plastic thing in your face.

Whatta world.

5/17/2020 12:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Badges cost around 90$.how must do those badges cost the taxpayers What do they look like and what do it say? If tru this means she plan this hell or high water to get federal funds

5/17/2020 12:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


So much for rule of law. Does anyone really care. When I’m off duty in my personal vehicle. I observe motorists running red lights, speeding, smoking weed all over the place and numerous other laws being broken. The community doesn’t care.

5/17/2020 01:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

These are the people who are going to come and take your home, and all your possessions and redistribute them. Like in Dr. Zhivago, the communist new world order is coming, ask your mayor about it.

5/17/2020 01:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Census??? During a pandemic? Are you insane???

Surely the luxury of counting subjects can wait until there is a vaccine for the devastating novel corona-virus. No reason to risk those people's lives and overwhelming McCormick Hospital.

5/17/2020 01:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

in the new police state of shitcago everybody has a badge and gets paid by da gubbmint. private enterprise is so 1990 s. long live the burger king and the queen of the dwarves !

5/17/2020 02:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

More slugs with bullshit badges that are being recruited into Groot's Patronage Free Shit Army.

5/17/2020 02:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Little Badges for Little People.
SCC, I saved that "yo bald ass" video when the playground
kid told a Full Bird Mayor of Chicago "You go home."

5/17/2020 02:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

“ Census takers aren't immune from Traffic Law by any stretch of the imagination. Neither are we except in emergency situations.”


Tell that to the goofball coppers doing street cleaning.


5/17/2020 03:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lol everyone hates the police but people sure as hell are drawn to the power and authority of holding a badge. Especially when you get one from a job that doesn't actually put you in real danger.

5/17/2020 05:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

groot, just groot I dont recognize groot as Mayor anymore.groot and prickster are trying to diminish respect for the badge.People of Illinois We must Resist these communist turds raping Us and Our Families of Our Liberty, Safety ,Protections and Protectors.

5/17/2020 05:59:00 AM  
Blogger The Keesing Bandit said...

I want one now. I bet they are really cute.

Now, kees me you fool!!!!

5/17/2020 06:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Another waste of tax dollars! What the fuck do they need badges for and how many of them will they get back after the census is over?

5/17/2020 06:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I guess these fools think that any badge will suffice to get out of a traffic violation (professional courtesy). Just like the those boot fellas, I curbed one for taking a couple of stop signs in a personal vehicle and he quickly pulled his little badge out and stated "I work wit yall" which I found to be hilarious. The next time I saw that guy was a traffic.

5/17/2020 06:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Have Badge Will Travel". Always a Chicago curse.

LOL Remember that suburban mob park police unit that had one park you could spit across and about 300 part time Police for it? I forget the name but it was a list of pistol packing clout. Ernie Banks had one of the little badges along with a who's who of the county.

What a fucking place this is.

5/17/2020 07:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Badges? We don't need any stinking badges"
Especially bs ones.

5/17/2020 07:33:00 AM  
Blogger A guy in Illinois said...

Census takers are supposed to be federal employees working for that department, why would they have an M plate and local credentials of any kind?

5/17/2020 07:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

In the immortal words of Moe Howard ...
"We're census takers, not ordinary idiots."

5/17/2020 07:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You GOTZ a badge...You want this asshole coming to your house and asking questions? So this asshole also thinks cause he has some bullshit badge he could do whatever he wants? I'm sure whoever handed these out did clearly state that these badges ONLY represent a certified CENSUS take and NOTHING else. Why even give out badges, what's wrong with just simple ID's?

5/17/2020 07:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I get the badges. Where did the van come from? Please tell me these aren’t take home vans.

5/17/2020 08:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why Badges for Census Takers?What is wrong with simple Identification Cards?Could it be that Mayor GROOT is trying to intimidate residents into opening their doors when a Badge is quickly flashed?For that matter,why badges for Meter Maids?This appears to be Police Impersonation on both levels.

5/17/2020 08:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Heading to Indiana to have a sit-down breakfast and dinner like a normal society. Returning with plenty of Indiana purchased groceries and fireworks. Since this Saturday will be 80 degrees, the sleep-walkers in this state should act like it’s the 4th of July and revolt!

5/17/2020 08:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Has the Occupational Health and Safety Administration (OSHA) become an arm of the communist movement as is the CPS and SEIU now? They are unnecessarily fucking with small business Owners that are responsible and trying to make a living.OSHA why dont You do Do Your job stop unsafe acts and issue fines for city contractors for violating safety laws that put themselves and the Public in danger? .Its not difficult to find them they are citywide everywhere.

5/17/2020 08:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Those realistic badges? That the revenue bicyclists wore... only got them chased out of the hood.

5/17/2020 09:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

EVERY Census since the very first Census of 1790, ordered by President George Washington, is entirely, solely, completely, and totally a FEDERAL activity and there is no State, County, or Municipal involvement whatsoever. The US Bureau of the Census is a sub agency of the US Department of Commerce. The Constitution states that a Census shall be conducted every ten (10) years for the purpose of allocating Seats to each State in the US House of Representatives.

The Groot has NO business interfering with the US Census. It is a Federal Felony to do so. Some SCC Legal Beagle can find the Statute ( US Code) on this.

5/17/2020 10:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Consider the "I gots a badge crowd as personal representatives from Groot's patronage army. Provide the I gatta badge crowd the same level of courtesy and respect that Groot provides to the FOP and the rank and file.

5/17/2020 10:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ralph Papa Thorson Says:

The rational man soon realizes that the City of Chicago is over-run with Imbeciles...

5/17/2020 10:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The best thing you can do is NOT complete a census form or allow yourself to be interviewed by any census taker. By doing this you help ensure an undercount that will result in Illinois losing a congressional district-hopefully Jan Shakowskys! Throw away any
mail from the census. If they come to your door either don’t open it, or tell them you are merely staying at this wonderful Edison Park Airbnb for a week and have never met the owner/ residents. If I get a knock on the door I’ll tell them I’m a tradesman doing work to the house and the owners have fled to northern Wisconsin to escape the ravages of the Chinese Flu! Either fight back or allow you and yours to be dispossessed and then enslaved by communists. Do not turn in a census. It’s up to you. MAGA2020.

5/17/2020 10:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm telling you Groot has some secret obsession with wanting to be the police. When she was at OPS (or whatever it was called those years) she wanted lights and sirens on her city car. No go. Then she wanted some type of uniforms. No go. Now this with the badges???

5/17/2020 11:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Everybody who works for the city has a badge.....

Revenue

Animal control

Streets & San

Oemc

Lots of extra status with the job I suppose

5/17/2020 11:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Badges? I don’t need no stinkin badges!

5/17/2020 11:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

In fairness to Mayor Lightfoot. The census indicates where the federal dollars go. If we neglect the census, it can cost the city billions in federal funds. Give those census takers a small badge. It will make the feel important and work harder. It’s all about the $$$&

5/17/2020 12:18:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

remember back in the day when a laminate was cool:)

5/17/2020 12:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Census takers have been issued an ID card that states they are census employees....THATS IT!!!! Any bullshit badge issued by the city means nothing?

5/17/2020 12:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
"Have Badge Will Travel". Always a Chicago curse.

LOL Remember that suburban mob park police unit that had one park you could spit across and about 300 part time Police for it? I forget the name but it was a list of pistol packing clout. Ernie Banks had one of the little badges along with a who's who of the county.

What a fucking place this is.

5/17/2020 07:25:00 AM

Dixmoor Park Police

5/17/2020 12:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Must be plenty of them out there? I purchased one on eBay a few days ago.

5/17/2020 01:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm a census taker in waiting. I have yet to be fingerprinted and trained -- activities that have been suspended since late March. Were these people actually processed and trained in the short period between the Bureau starting to contact people (February) and the virus shutdown? Also, the Bureau will provide cellphones specifically for Census use. Do these "Census takers" have these? Are they operating under the official auspices of the Census Bureau -- the people who, when all is said & done, are running census operations -- and not doing census contact at this time? FYI I was contacted on Sat.May 9 by the Bureau (708-907-4557) asking if I was still interested, and that they'd be calling us in June about possibly revving up operations.

5/17/2020 01:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

M-Plate ?
Census takers are Fed temporary jobs currently taking applications, they will issue an Official picture ID card once hired on. They have some out there checking those who haven’t yet responded online or mailed in a response.
Census Bureau Field Address Canvassing starts in August.
Apparently this field staffer is part of LightFührer’s geheime feldpolizei census tracking.

Wonder where LightFührer budgeted that money from, said she will spend $2.7 million to educate the community to participate in the 2020 Census. The more the merrier, more money comes when there’s more folks in the households. If the city counts census like they count voter registrations any cross reference could be interesting.
Census does two things; brings in gubmint money and allows for re-districting and redrawing Voter boundaries both state and local.

It just don’t make no kinda census.
A census taker once tried to test me, I ate his badge with some fava beans and a nice chianti.

5/17/2020 01:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Remember when they were ticketing emergency vehicles parked, whether in an emergency situation or not??

5/17/2020 01:36:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

“Badges for Everyone”

5/17/2020 01:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

More money for the permanent victim class free shit army. You will soon notice that all contact tracers will also be members of the community people and folks. Met patronage. And add this to the 30,000 underprivileged youth she is giving virtual( no show) patronage jobs and she is well on her way to reelection from the free shit army. Add that to the socialist call for mail in voting and toad woman will walk right in. Thanks Joyce and O’Shea.

5/17/2020 01:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
"The lovely MAYOR has issued little badges to very goofy type people doing the census!"

Isn't it interesting that the people who say they hate the po-lice are themselves the worst run-and-tell m@@@erf@@@@ers around?

Always some guy with bugs in his hair stumbling around wearing a dirty "SECURITY" ball hat he picked out of the gutter.

Wait until the "contact tracers" come knocking.

Thermometer captains sticking that plastic thing in your face.

Whatta world.


Yes...going into the hood and telling Dude he gots to go into "lockdown",wait till they arm those tracers idiots up, SWAT teams...to get'em out of the house into safety. Maybe this is that ...other Army, that Kenyan guy use to speak of.

5/17/2020 02:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Write them all! 🖕

5/17/2020 02:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wait, not only badges, but also city owned vehicles bearing M plates?

5/17/2020 03:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Groot has no business giving any sort of City of Chicago identification/ credential/ badge to ANY US Federal personnel. Census takers are employed by US Bureau of the Census and not by Chicago, Cook County, or State of Illinois.

5/17/2020 03:36:00 PM  
Anonymous VANECKO LLC said...

Vaneko & Vaneko badge company

need I say anymore??

Yo Bugeyes

ur a national embarrassment

5/17/2020 03:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If they come to your house and flash a badge dial 911 they told me they were the police!

5/17/2020 04:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh take a peek at the hood rat Peace Keepers making 15 bucks an hour to stand on the corners in 011.
And sling dope.

5/17/2020 05:33:00 PM  
Blogger I Fart In Your General Direction said...

Hell, if they had convicted felons proctoring the last sergeants exam, why not this?

5/17/2020 05:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Does the Groot issue City of Chicago identification/ credentials to ANY other US Federal employee? I believe the answer is NO. Census Takers are ( temporary/ short term) employees of US Census Bureau and are not employees of Chicago!

5/17/2020 06:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

“We are Federales. You know, the mounted police.”

“If you're the police, where are your badges?”

“Badges?”

“We ain't got no badges! We don't need no badges. I don't have to show you any stinkin' badges!”

5/17/2020 06:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I hope you wrote a ticket .

5/17/2020 07:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ask their name , employee number a photo ID , when they refuse call 311 , file a complaint.

5/17/2020 07:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Here's what the Census Bureau told us on the west coast:
USDoC wants to ensure local law enforcement can identify Census Bureau employees. . .
Each temporary decennial Census employee will have an official identification card with the employee’s name, picture, and expiration date.
Regional staff can be identified by their Personal Identity Verification Card.
Temporary Decennial employees can be identified by their Census Identification Card. . .

5/17/2020 07:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They put out a cpic notification on what their credentials looked like. I could be wrong but I do not recall seeing a badge

5/17/2020 07:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Gee, it is almost as if Groot is a Fed outsider and NOT acting in the best interest of the City.

Win: by ANY means necessary.

5/18/2020 03:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"USDoC wants to ensure local law enforcement can identify Census Bureau employees. . ."

5/17/2020 07:31:00 PM

...but especially the L.L.L.L., the LoriLightfootLiberalLocal government, wants the police kept away from the illegals. They need the big count number so everyJuan who don't belong here can get stimulus checks and Medicaid and city ID cards and state drivers' licenses.

You always know when it's Census time in spots like BelCragin when the twenty different scraps of paper with twenty different names penciled and markered and crayoned in twenty different handwritings - when all those disappear off the mailbox in front of that "single-family home" and it's suddenly real quiet and dark in there, it is Census Time again.

No migra! No. No. Just leave money.

Thank you.

5/18/2020 04:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh! You got your badge from Scary Lari through your work release program. I don't have a badge. I earned a star through blood and sweat in the police academy. But happy you gotz a job going to people's homes and asking them census questions.

5/18/2020 05:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Badges cost around 90$.how must do those badges cost the taxpayers What do they look like and what do it say? If tru this means she plan this hell or high water to get federal funds

5/17/2020 12:55:00 AM

Who's cousin got the contract?

Follow the $$.

5/18/2020 06:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Here's what the Census Bureau told us on the west coast:
USDoC wants to ensure local law enforcement can identify Census Bureau employees. . .
Each temporary decennial Census employee will have an official identification card with the employee’s name, picture, and expiration date.
Regional staff can be identified by their Personal Identity Verification Card.
Temporary Decennial employees can be identified by their Census Identification Card. . .

5/17/2020 07:31:00 PM

That doesn't stop the CPD from ensuring they obey all traffic laws, including having a properly licensed and safe vehicle. Parking laws,too.

5/18/2020 06:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Anonymous Anonymous said...
"USDoC wants to ensure local law enforcement can identify Census Bureau employees. . ."

5/17/2020 07:31:00 PM

...but especially the L.L.L.L., the LoriLightfootLiberalLocal government, wants the police kept away from the illegals...

Whoa Nellie Belle! Keep Lost Land Lake Lodge (LLLL) out of it! The “Home of the Red Flannel Shirt” is solidly American! The only census you’ll see being taken up there is done by the WDNR to get a good count of the monster muskies in the lake. MAGA2020!

5/18/2020 11:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

While TVB-ing him I would of inventoried his lil' badge too!

5/19/2020 12:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It was the Dixmoor Park District Police. Earlier in the decade, there was a white version, The Thornton Township Police.

5/19/2020 08:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This Lori is something else. She doesn't know her role as mayor, thinks she's governor and now, chief of census in Chicago. ☹️

As stated, census people need ID and maybe, a standard uniform. 😁

5/20/2020 03:39:00 AM  

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