Friday, May 15, 2020

Hey Brownie?

You're failing.....badly.
  • Five people were shot, one fatally, Monday in Chicago including a 26-year-old man who was killed in Bridgeport on the Southwest Side.

  • Twelve people were shot, two of them fatally, Tuesday in Chicago.

  • Fifteen people were shot, one fatally, Wednesday in Chicago including a 22-year-old man who was killed in a shooting in Gresham on the South Side.
So that's four dead and twenty-nine wounded in three days.

So Brown isn't just failing badly, he's failing embarrassingly badly. Groot is reduced to answering canned questions about a shooting in Georgia rather than addressing why her hand-picked choice for Supernintendo is overseeing a city that's going to come close to fifty shot this week (soon to be eighty of ninety as the weather warms).

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110 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Gov Fatass and Little Bugeye Boy should just require all residents in Englewood and Austin to remain indoors until the “death rate drops” or at least when we can “flatten the shooting curve.” Just keep everyone indoors for years until death and shooting rates go down. I see the Covid-19 Strategy as no different so let’s apply it in certain neighborhoods - am I correct or just plain wrong?

5/15/2020 12:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SURGE IS WORKING!! Said no working copper ever. Bunch of morons thinking that taking officers and sergeants from districts that they bid to and sending them to districts they don’t want to work in. Driving around with lights on, almost causing accidents in violation of general orders on use of emergency equipment. Whatever asshole thought of that is an asshole that had never worked an ounce in his or her career.

5/15/2020 12:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

When did Bridgeport become the Southwest side?

5/15/2020 12:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...




300 by July


5/15/2020 12:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Wait for it to get warm. This isn’t Texas.

5/15/2020 12:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

just 300, eh?

5/15/2020 12:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Brownie, you're doing a heck of a job!

5/15/2020 12:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is he even here?? Never see him on T.V. or hear much out of him. Rumor has it he's in isolation out of fear of Covid 19. Well asshole, we're all scared of getting it but unfortunately we still have to go to work. First impressions are this guy has no idea what he is doing, especially by the nightly surge missions which are completely useless. He should've stayed in Texas. I wouldn't be surprised if he resigns or is fired by the end of 2020.

5/15/2020 12:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

and of course a black man shot and killed by a white man in georgia gets a thousand times more media attention than the 500+ black men killed each year by other black men in chicago... wow

5/15/2020 12:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What can Brown do for you?

5/15/2020 12:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh but it's only going to be 300.

5/15/2020 12:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

UPS Brown
Useless Police Superintendent
What can Brown do for you?

5/15/2020 12:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

But one must understand the bigger "pitcher". As long as she can point to the incident in Georgia, Groot is all good. She'd rather show her concern for shit going on elsewhere and get the focus off of Chicago. The shootings in Chicago are a mere nuisance. One more or even a few more daily is no big deal to her. Hey, it's Chicago, wahda you spect?

5/15/2020 12:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Have Accountability Mondays been shutdown along with all the small businesses during this Scamdemic?What Level of the Rest in Peace Plan do we have to get to before MOONDAWG is questioned about his innovative strategies?How are the MOONDAWG,s online certification courses progressing.Will he be ready for the Summer?

5/15/2020 01:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Thank god the Sgts union has sound enough leadership not to agree to crap like this. 5000k property tax credit and no summer furloughs?? This is as dumb as asking for 400 new squad cars in the contract.
5/14/2020 05:38:00 PM


You mean the sound leadership that agreed to a 10% raise at the same time the teachers were being offered an 18% raise ???

Wow that's some leadership you got there considering should an arbitrator decide on the salary part of the po's contract, the decision is sure to be... "if 10% was good enough for the sgt's, it'll be good enough for the po's.

5/15/2020 01:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

When liberals/progressives/demoRats handcuff and muzzle the police the consequences are murder and mayhem. Enjoy the show assholes. You didn’t create a monster, you created a shit show and there isn’t a thing you assholes can do to fix it.

5/15/2020 01:28:00 AM  
Blogger I Fart In Your General Direction said...

As long at those who deserve to be shot and killed, continue to be shot and killed, all is right as rain. No fucks given here.

Besides... do you think Stupidentendent Seal gives a fuck? He gets a check on the 1st and 16th regardless of how many POC get ventilated and/or kilt. And if he’s even remotely smart, his attorney OK’d his contract and salary as guaranteed regardless of his performance.

He’s simply another carpetbagger puppet figurehead.

5/15/2020 01:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If you think these numbers are bad just wait they're about to get much worse and not just due to the weather. Thursday I happened to walk past Jose Triado engrossed in a conversation on his phone while sitting in his car and overheard him saying that he's going to be the new 1st Deputy. Yes you read that right he's going to be the 1st Deputy. Not bad from Sergeant to 1st Deputy in just over four years.
What a wonderful leadership lineup that will make Dallas Dave with a supporting cast of Babs "pillows"West and Jose Triado to round out the top three spots. What could possibly go wrong? I can see it now the crime numbers are going to plummet faster than the temperature on a windy mid January day on the lakefront.

5/15/2020 03:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Only the death penalty stops one from free will murdering again. 💀

No speech, no government program, no plea and no prayer will stop free will murders. ☹️

5/15/2020 04:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SWAT you are up to bat. Brownie wants to know why SWAT is not making arrests? Why are they not involved in any crime initiatives? What exactly are 100 members of SWAT doing?

The days of SWAT not doing SQUAT are over. Enjoy the summer in 005, 007, and 011. By the way, lose the greens and wear your blue patrol uniforms. Supt thinks the greens looks way to military.

5/15/2020 04:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Everyone wants this lockdown to end. Why think the thugs and gangs are any different?

5/15/2020 05:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

must be covid related. why isn't there one mention of these shootings on the news? after all there are over 10 hours of news on television everyday.

5/15/2020 05:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The "xxxx dude" needs to come up with a David Brown
Kill Kount instead of wasting his time listing murders by
district.

5/15/2020 05:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No surprise.

A communist hires a social justice warrior. What could go wrong?

Just wait until the weather finally turns nice and sunny.

These two are WAY over their heads.

5/15/2020 05:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who's doing all this shooting and killing GROOT ? ER AH , ER AH , You simple minded TROLL

5/15/2020 05:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

does the mayor still have those "accountability Monday" meetings

5/15/2020 06:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Groot only cares to the extent that she may tell him to tone his rhetoric down about murder reduction. Ever notice how the only crime metric for these clowns anymore is ghetto homicides?

Anyways, back to the point......

She brought him here to finish destroying the police department, period.

Local fake news drones will not bust her chops over the ghetto killings. They will report it to be the result of 183 years of institutional racism.

The trend of picking the outsider would bite them in the ass in normal times or in a normal area/city. Not here.

These guys show up (Brown, McWhiskeydick, Weis)and pocket boatloads of $ after long careers elsewhere.

They only need to succeed at chipping away at the institution.

My time on this job goes back to Fred Rice.

Times have changed.

Crime is the last thing on anyone’s mind now.

5/15/2020 06:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Since when does stupid Groot put in her opinion about a shooting that hasn't even gone to court yet? Again, talk about coming to a conclusion without all the facts...a true racist!!!!! You should be worrying about a CITY that's known as the Killing Fields but yet you talk about Georgia, Go fuck yourself Mayor, you are completely incompetent, and hiring Brown and what your doing with this Pandemic is a true testament of your ignorance!

5/15/2020 06:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Once the summer mobile in active all these problems will go away.

The covid stops must continue to save the west side.

Any body want to guess what the clearance rate is now for HOMICIDES?
since half of all DICKs work on HOMICIDES now what would be a good number of solved cases?

SAD....

5/15/2020 06:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Brown and Groot = Dumb and Dumber.

5/15/2020 06:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

After the rain a little sun will shine, along with lots and lots of bullets.

5/15/2020 06:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They should stop counting people shot or killed during the week and concentrate on the weekends.
See if he can keep that number under 300.

5/15/2020 06:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mr Brown is not failing. The folks are just not cooperating. So you see, all is well.

5/15/2020 07:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Any place else had 50 shot in a week, that would be world-wide news. But, it’s Chicago where 50 shot in a summer week is standard operating procedure and no one really gives a f*ck.

5/15/2020 07:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This guy will regret Mr. 300, he has got the same leaders in charge he’s gonna do nothing as usual just collect the wheel barrel full of cash I’ll be like Charlie go back home with your tail between your legs a failure. When you try to do things with the same staff you have just like on the titanic rearranging the deck chairs you seen what happened.

5/15/2020 07:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We know Groot took Browns balls and spine and has them in a drawer in her office.
Has she taped him to his chair and put a gag on him too?
I can’t remember the last time Brown was covered in the media.

I’d gladly hang out and stay out of the way for $260 K a year.
Where do I sign up?

5/15/2020 07:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The only reason more people ... or folks are not dying from lead poisoning is because of the outstanding work in the medical field. Without these skilled doctors and nurses a 1,000 Murder victims would be the norm.

5/15/2020 07:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I would think a police superintendent would say he or she wants no murders committed in their city/town/village/state, etc,etc, But nope. Not in Chicago where the demorats and rev-runs give more rights and free money to the illegals, convicts, welfare cheats, druggies, alcoholics, and do-nothings while screwing the legal working citizens as the fake news media always tries to make the republicans as the bad guys

5/15/2020 08:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Brown Dallas is a figure head. Riccio will leave. West will be the shadow Supe.

5/15/2020 08:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He hasn’t made any changes, it is the same staff running the show. All of the previous staff of the former superintendent is still in place, hell Eddie is still running the department from home while he collects his fat pension check every month while his cheating wife is a lieutenant in the D-unit, what a joke. Brownie until you get rid of the problems, starting in your office first, then move to next office, it going to be rough year for you...

5/15/2020 08:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Supt. Brown is hiding He knows that his nuts are in Groot's Lock Box. Every now and then when she get's a yearning she goes into her Lock Box and reaches in and squeezes his Nads. Brown then comes out and says the same useless things that Special Ed said. Then he'll talk about more blue light parades in the hood and more surges and more nonsense about washing hands, masks and the usual bullshit.

Speaking of Special Ed and bullshit, where is the IG report of the Special Ed cover up. Ferguson is still working on the big investigation and covering up the cover up. Maybe Groot should go to her Lock Box again and squeeze Fergi's Nads just to wake him up.

5/15/2020 08:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Obviously CPD needs to have bigger, brighter lights on their cars!

5/15/2020 08:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Naw he'll be OK. After all its "gun violence" and not "assholes shooting each other". Besides if it was the Latter they'd have to admit there's assholes in society that belong in cages, or swinging from a rope, and they don't want to do that, "remember we try'd that 100 years ago and reduced violent crime to almost nil". "With an average of about 100 guns more per citizen back then".

But Jeez at least 8 shot on a night where it rained 4" and the city was under COVID restriction? Thats a lot and I bet none even had masks on. Dallas TX. couldn't match that.

Where's the civic virtue? Wheres the love?

Did you read the tear jerker in the Slum Times over the father who "forgave" his sons killers in a heart felt meeting, blaming the tool they used to do it instead? Well its a free country but if it were my son I'd be yelling "burn in hell" as they stuck the needles in, not that we do that anymore in this shithole state.

Savages! Murderers and savages! Keep "forgiving" and see where it gets you Lemmings. As I get older I appreciate more and more every beating I caught in Catholic school for acting like an asshole. I had it coming and learned to be a decent human being.

5/15/2020 08:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Its amazing that they "citizens" demanded that the new guy be black, because only he could understand the community. Well Brownie, we are waiting for you to control your people and stop the carnage.

5/15/2020 08:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Let em be......
They will do as they will do.....
No black-hat wearing black man from Texas gonna be telling them what to do,
Nor is the black little bitty mayor with the hygienic proper haircut gonna be telling them
who they can/cannot shoot,
Answer your calls, ignore ILLEGAL orders, and go home safe to your families.
They have chosen genocide of their own, on their own, and will not be deterred.

5/15/2020 08:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Saw the new supt the other day getting out of his vehicle,he must be watching "Blue Bloods" because he like sitting in the back seat..LMAO

5/15/2020 08:42:00 AM  
Anonymous W.H.Thompson said...

Hey SCC,

Look on the bright side, Thursday was the first day this month that did not tally a homicide. Eight shot, but no dead. Success!

-WHT

5/15/2020 09:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mr. Brown, what is your plan for the red line raiders besides the useless plan to follow them all over the mag mile, everybody knows they are up to no good, put them back on trains and send the trouble makers packing,

5/15/2020 09:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Brown, if you can’t control mag mile you’re useless as tits on a bull

5/15/2020 09:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You could have fooled me the Tribune hasn’t reported any shootings in days. Then again I don’t believe the Tribune is interested in reporting news anymore. I guess reporting shootings is racist. Majority of Black and Brown people involved.

5/15/2020 09:09:00 AM  
Blogger The Keesing Bandit said...

Not even the China Virus can keep the community of Mayor BugEyes from keeping the line moving.

Now, kees me you fool!!!!

5/15/2020 09:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He must be operating behind the scene...... pulling levers and pushing buttons in order to keep the dead by lead count under 300

5/15/2020 09:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So...was Browneye's goal <300 dead by year-end or <300 shot by month-end?
If it was the latter, he's got a fair shot at it. (pun intended)

5/15/2020 09:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

”When liberals/progressives/demoRats handcuff and muzzle the police the consequences are murder and mayhem. Enjoy the show assholes. You didn’t create a monster, you created a shit show and there isn’t a thing you assholes can do to fix it.“

A lot of them ( feel the burn and Clinton lovers) moves to our areas. They told me that it’s safer. Hate police but like to have police neighbors.

5/15/2020 09:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why waist police manpower on Michigan Avenue following these redline raiders around, grow some balls, you know they’re up to no good, put them back on the train and send their asses back to the south and west sides, enough is enough, either shit or get off the pot, what you say Texas ranger brown

5/15/2020 09:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey.... he'll get to wear a fancy CPD uniform soon!

5/15/2020 10:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

For years all we heard was that the Chicago Police Force was a occupying army. For years all we heard was that Aggressive Pro-active Policing was discriminatory. Well to all the critics of the CPD, you got what you wanted, a touchy, felly department. Now live with it

5/15/2020 10:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
SWAT you are up to bat. Brownie wants to know why SWAT is not making arrests? Why are they not involved in any crime initiatives? What exactly are 100 members of SWAT doing?

The days of SWAT not doing SQUAT are over. Enjoy the summer in 005, 007, and 011. By the way, lose the greens and wear your blue patrol uniforms. Supt thinks the greens looks way to military.

5/15/2020 04:51:00 AM

Swat is spot. Nothing else. The white shirts only care about themselves. Most guys on swat couldn’t catch a crook at 26th street. They will be combat ineffective in high crime areas. Some might even soil themselves especially in high crime areas.

5/15/2020 10:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
"Thank god the Sgts union has sound enough leadership not to agree to crap like this. 5000k property tax credit and no summer furloughs?? This is as dumb as asking for 400 new squad cars in the contract.
5/14/2020 05:38:00 PM


You mean the sound leadership that agreed to a 10% raise at the same time the teachers were being offered an 18% raise ???

Wow that's some leadership you got there considering should an arbitrator decide on the salary part of the po's contract, the decision is sure to be... "if 10% was good enough for the sgt's, it'll be good enough for the po's.

5/15/2020 01:25:00 AM

10% doesn't sound too bad now, because with this virus lockdown bullshit, the city's gonna cry poor to the arbitrator.

5/15/2020 10:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Congrats Moondawg and his MoonShot Merit band. He's brainstorming at this very moment. Among the community policing gems in his cranium... Perhaps a little dancing from the coppers on TikToc, some rapping in the hood, twerk with the criminals and their family, or a massive pizza party A la Dart in the hood complete with blue lights like a Kmart special. Mr. 300 is on the job. Rest easy folks.

5/15/2020 11:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tirade is best friends with the 36th ward Alderman Gilbert Villagas and Gilbert is so far up Lori's ass that if she gets Diarrhea he better wear a raincoat. Anyways Tirado was a Sergeant in MSF and is sooo dumb but just look at what Merit does for you. Ask him a question about Genersl orders and see the answer. I really dont mind Merit selection but at least have some job knowledge.

5/15/2020 11:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is there a pool on when Dallas Dave will be resigning “to spend more time with his family”? I’d like to put some money on August, if there is.

I think that, given how it took him less than a week in the job to shoot himself in the foot with his mouth, it won’t take too long for him to bury himself.

A sergeant once told me, “To get out of the hole, first you’ve got to put down the shovel.” Dallas Dave seems to be using a power shovel to dig his own hole.

5/15/2020 11:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ISupt Brown can You please tell the Residents in Chicago who has to purchase a Chicago vehicle sticker and who doesnt.I was under the impression that all Chicagoens were forgiven (dont have to purchase and display) the vehicle stickers due to Chicago Residents disparities and additional suffering economic hardships from the government issued stay at home shelter in place order . Even if I had the money there is no place open to purchase the sticker unless I'm able to order and pay for it online.Im just confused I got a renewal letter with a renewal fee and deadline date attached .

5/15/2020 12:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Brownie and his lap dog Lemmer are now demanding activity at the past two compstats and in meetings. Who better to tow the company line than lemmer. Lemmer is doing his best to become a chief.

5/15/2020 12:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Revenge of the troll, people voted her in now you can reap the whirlwind, firestorm of hot lead coming

5/15/2020 12:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tirade couldn’t make it as a buy officer in narcotics when he worked for Glynn. So he was relegated to being the surveillance van operator
All he did was complain about this shit department and meritorious promotions.

He was a dumb fantasy back then meeting at 62 Campbell. And he is a useless fat fuck today.

That is exactly what is wrong with the CPD


Oh. Yea

Spencer
Snelling
Talley
Douglas
Etc.


All meritorious

5/15/2020 01:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah, where is our Superintendent? He seems a bit too non-existent.

5/15/2020 01:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Let’s just strip every district of every cop, put them in these killing fields for 24 hours. When there is no significant drop in shootings we can say na na na na boo boo!
Doesn’t matter how many cops you flood these areas with, and then we can move along.

5/15/2020 01:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
SWAT you are up to bat. Brownie wants to know why SWAT is not making arrests? Why are they not involved in any crime initiatives? What exactly are 100 members of SWAT doing?

The days of SWAT not doing SQUAT are over. Enjoy the summer in 005, 007, and 011. By the way, lose the greens and wear your blue patrol uniforms. Supt thinks the greens looks way to military.

5/15/2020 04:51:00 AM

You can thank Elf on the Shelf and Tommy for this move. They volunteered SWAT. No training during the summer. No more 2nd watch for SWAT. Afternoons and midnight shifts in the ghetto. It is true about the green uniforms. Dallas Swat wears blue.

5/15/2020 01:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Remember This:
SCC was key in preventing Beck from bringing in any
Left Coast associates. Any names dropped were quickly
shot down.
For Brown we want to be on the lookout for a guy named
Sam Quentin. I know, I know, sounds just like the prison.
But keep those ears up.

5/15/2020 02:08:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Re: 'Brownie'
Quote: "I am a fashion god."
How come these hand placed idiots aren't exactly that
smart and put their foot in their mouths during a natural
disaster?
Bush: "You're doing a great job, Brownie."
Yeah, I think his name was Michael Brown.
You don't hear that name anymore.

5/15/2020 02:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

His idea of the SURGE parade is a joke. Depleting district resources to have a parade is a useless display of alleged force and is a complete joke. There are no arrests, nor should there be. Everyone gets it, it's a sham. The areas they have the parade go through, usually higher crime areas see the parade coming and sit on the front porch to watch. They don't leave, they don't run away or run back in the house and lock down for the night. The days of the street sweeps, clearing corners, knuckle flavored warnings and actual jail time for committing crime are over. Without fear there is no deterrant. A police parade does not induce fear, it does not enhance positive community perception, it's only a show and both the good and bad side of the citizenry know it. So, as long as this show is forced down our throats, it is what it is. If your chosen, just drive in the parade. It doesnt work, so don't force it to try and show your doing something, just to make it look good. Just because there isn't a Gold Star boss with balls enough to tell Mr Brown it won't work, and offer him some suggestions that may be effective, doesn't mean that you have to jam yourself up to try and make the pig pen smell like the rose garden. Most of these Gold Stars are gutless, and are more worried that Mr Brown won't like them, than they are worried about being leaders, solving crime, stemming crime waves, putting criminals in prison and keeping their subordinates safe while supporting them. They should be leading, teaching and brainstorming for effective measures instead of being YES men and women. Yes boss, that's a great idea! Yes boss, we have adequate staff and resourses to get this brilliantce to work. It's only a parade, treat it as such.

5/15/2020 02:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

nobody cares , will Brown ask feds to investigate this cover up of shootings by off duty merit sergeant

5/15/2020 02:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

03:05am. He got chummy with the previous bosses and not because of his “expertise.” Sad department. It’s not what you know it’s who you know.

5/15/2020 03:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Welcome to the show Brown. Keep your mouth shut and your eyes open. You are going to be Lightfoots go to guy! EJ thought City Hall loved him! You will be working 24 hours a day for years to come! Run Forest run! Before its too late!

5/15/2020 03:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think Outtatown Brown bit off a little more than he could chew.

5/15/2020 03:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nobody is noticing the relentless community violent crime.
Feral still jacking, still street robbing, CTA still as dangerous as ever, shootings like there’s no shortage of cheap ammo.

Weekly Reckonings are on hold?
Is Moon Over My Hammy doing any KömpStaating or still on the meet n’ greet tour?
No words of attaboy encouragements, the latest successes stories, something inspiring...?
Not a peep allowed from any of the top Merit Command either.

Floppy masked angry toad Larri LightFührer is very busy trying to upstage JB Hindenburg by putting her flavor on bizarre proposals for dimmer-switch reopenings.

Larri gotta a haircut - So what.

5/15/2020 04:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

LtCol Kirby York said:

Is anybody on this blog keeping a body count of killings that have occurred on Moondoggie Brown's watch? I know that the communerty is working overtime to get it up to 300 as quickly as they can and I am confident they will meet or exceed his wish to have 300 dead for his personal record. If nobody here is watching can someone make a suggestion to the good folks at Hey Jackass?

5/15/2020 04:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Welcome to Chi-Raq, if you don't get robbed or car jacked, you'll get shot or killed!!!!

5/15/2020 04:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

5/15/2020 04:51:00 AM

Swat is spot. Nothing else. The white shirts only care about themselves. Most guys on swat couldn’t catch a crook at 26th street. They will be combat ineffective in high crime areas. Some might even soil themselves especially in high crime areas.

5/15/2020 10:45:00 AM

It’s easy to respond to a call with 28 special operators. Welcome to the Southside we got fun and games....

5/15/2020 05:27:00 PM  
Blogger Anonymous said...

All elective time off is for next weekend is being denied even if you have plans ie tickets flights etc. OT will also be severely restricted with no rdos canceled and shifts will be staggered to keep manpower steady throughout the weekend

5/15/2020 05:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

5/15/2020 04:51:00 AM

You can thank Elf on the Shelf and Tommy for this move. They volunteered SWAT. No training during the summer. No more 2nd watch for SWAT. Afternoons and midnight shifts in the ghetto. It is true about the green uniforms. Dallas Swat wears blue.

5/15/2020 01:48:00 PM

Don’t forget about Sgt “Stupid Haircut.” He should have been merit LT a long time ago, just ask him. “Overtime Johnny” sold us downriver to try and make rank a long time ago. We have the biggest pussy ass white shirts on CPD at swat. All they care about is themselves. You will now see a mass exodus from SWAT to districts. Everyone on the team is fed up with how this unit has been treated. Rotating watches, 6 and 2 DOG, riding trains, used equipment that sucks balls. I’m not even sure if my rifle works. It has been at least 4 months since I shot it.

5/15/2020 05:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SWAT you are up to bat. Brownie wants to know why SWAT is not making arrests? Why are they not involved in any crime initiatives? What exactly are 100 members of SWAT doing?
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SWAT should not be in the districts. They should go through the academy and learn how to be the police and be placed with an FTO.

5/15/2020 05:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Memo to D.O.B.:
Those frames are too big for your face.
You make decent money. Get out of LensCrafters.

5/15/2020 06:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

For all the steadfast sheltering in place ‘citizens’ shit this week, is that a # on how many had protective face masks on? First responders, notice any? Oh, that’s right, the ‘community’s at a disadvantage. No money for masks, couldn’t make it to ‘Free’ mask hand-outs. Even with doorbell deliveries, you forgot to wear it outside. As the 12 year old told LL, ‘You Go Home!’

5/15/2020 06:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A police department that is all one Race
What a Great City
Only the CPS graduates will be Supervisors and Bosses

5/15/2020 07:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Do you really think, he gives a rats ass quote a Dr in NYC, about a bunch of gangbangers killing each other. He is just hear for a nice payday nothing else. He doesn't care about them or you, just that next check.

5/15/2020 08:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The new sup is probably scratching his head and trying to figure out
what the heck did I get into here

5/15/2020 09:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why does CPD always appoint an outsider for police superintendent instead of selecting from within. Tells me the insiders are NOT qualified!

5/15/2020 09:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just saw Brown on WGN. He said he wants all his officers to be visible and doesn’t like unmarked cars and officers in civilian dress. What does that mean for tact, gang, and specialized units?

5/15/2020 09:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
SWAT you are up to bat. Brownie wants to know why SWAT is not making arrests? Why are they not involved in any crime initiatives? What exactly are 100 members of SWAT doing?

The days of SWAT not doing SQUAT are over. Enjoy the summer in 005, 007, and 011. By the way, lose the greens and wear your blue patrol uniforms. Supt thinks the greens looks way to military.

5/15/2020 04:51:00 AM

I agree with this decision. It makes sense to have swat in the districts. Each district should have their own swat team. Good move Sup.

5/15/2020 10:08:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Couldn't make it as a buy officer lol!! He almost got killed out there buying dope then came back to work in two days. Shit talking pussy

5/15/2020 10:18:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

New actor, same old tired song and dance. Nutt’in gonna chance in da hood.
Expendable population in a self cleaning oven. Why care?

5/15/2020 10:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Most guys on swat couldn’t catch a crook at 26th street.

5/15/2020 10:45:00 AM

Oh, stop it! I so could catch one, as soon as you tell my which one is the crook. And, what is at where on 26th Street?


5/15/2020 10:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The surge causing back log in 009 with people getting shot. So the surge doesn't work? Shocking!!!

5/15/2020 10:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
"Thank god the Sgts union has sound enough leadership not to agree to crap like this. 5000k property tax credit and no summer furloughs?? This is as dumb as asking for 400 new squad cars in the contract.
5/14/2020 05:38:00 PM


You mean the sound leadership that agreed to a 10% raise at the same time the teachers were being offered an 18% raise ???

Wow that's some leadership you got there considering should an arbitrator decide on the salary part of the po's contract, the decision is sure to be... "if 10% was good enough for the sgt's, it'll be good enough for the po's.

5/15/2020 01:25:00 AM

I hate to say this, but you better HOPE you get what the supervisors get. The city is going to cry poormouth and you will get no backpay.
Suddenly the supervisors look like they made a good choice.

5/15/2020 11:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The smiling Dummy Brown was on Ch 7 saying lame ass shit about getting a play station and playing videos games with the kids. Tax payers are paying this guy $250-275K annually. What a moron. With almost 200 kills in the hood and nearly 1000 people shot in five months by Dude, Inc., no one thought to ask Dummy Brown about the killing fields of the south and west side. The Ch 7 gang was funnin' about video games with da Supt. Ch 7 does have the best comedy show in the 10 PM spot.

Brown tells Ch 7 he wants to reduce crime by putting more cops on the street. Reduce specialized units. Again we're paying Dummy Brown a ton of money. For this moron to come up with the same bullshit Special Ed crime strategy is sad. Frankly, during Ed's best days of womanizing, drinking, passing out at the wheel and his political corruption, he was not as stupid as the new guy. The HQ's staff must be pissing in their pants laughing so hard at this idiot. Yep, the bobble heads are "yes siring" him with a straight face all the while they fill up their Depends with uncontrollable bowel movements and laughter.

We shouldn't be angry, upset, or discouraged with the "Dummy from Dallas". Once you understand this false Texas pimpernel is here just for the fuckery and easy money - then it all makes sense. This will be a laugh-a-thon with more stupid statements from this shit grinning guy. Yep, Larry got the right guy to lead this shit show.

So forget about doing any police work while this moron is in charge. Don't get jammed up believing his empty promises to the community at your expense.

For any civilians reading the blog you should be scratching your head wondering why your mayor gave this guy a job. If you voted for Larry then you are fat, very dumb and happy. Just spark up another blunt, kick back and feel good.

5/15/2020 11:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don’t forget about Sgt “Stupid Haircut.” He should have been merit LT a long time ago, just ask him. “Overtime Johnny” sold us downriver to try and make rank a long time ago. We have the biggest pussy ass white shirts on CPD at swat. All they care about is themselves. You will now see a mass exodus from SWAT to districts. Everyone on the team is fed up with how this unit has been treated. Rotating watches, 6 and 2 DOG, riding trains, used equipment that sucks balls. I’m not even sure if my rifle works. It has been at least 4 months since I shot it.

I’m sure your rifle will work. It’s been 4 months since you fired it? I bet there are more than a few po’s in patrol that haven’t fired their weapon in 4 months

5/15/2020 11:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Good morning Supt. Brown. Please raise your right hand and repeat after me. ‘A little song.....A Little dance....A little seltzer down your pants.’

5/16/2020 12:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Give Out-of-Town Brown the benefit of the doubt. What he meant to say was that he could keep the murders under 300 during HIS working hours (M-F/ 9-5) He didn't mean all those shootings and murders that occur at night. That would just be silly.

Besides; according to ABC7, he has a new plan just announced today. He is going to challenge all the gang members from the south and west sides to a "virtual" basketball game on NBA something video bullshit. My question is, if they beat you, do they get to keep on killing with impunity? If you beat them, do they have to come in and confess to any previous murders? OTB says he needs a week or two to get his virtual BB skills up to snuff.

He sounds like a frat boy, challenging gang-bangers to "virtual" BB games! Captain Furillo, there's a call for you on line two. The Irish gang wants to negotiate a peace treaty with the Italian and Black gangs!

5/16/2020 12:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just saw Brown on WGN. He said he wants all his officers to be visible and doesn’t like unmarked cars and officers in civilian dress. What does that mean for tact, gang, and specialized units?



I watched it, too. However I cannot reconcile his 'trust building and xbox'n with the kids' campaign with surge parades.

Nothing says trust like sending an armada of cops from other districts to intimidate black neighborhoods cross town, right?





5/16/2020 01:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The stupid surge is stupid. People still getting shot people still dying. We do not need the mushy cushy police, we need boots on the ground to deal with these violent offenders
If you need my opinion,I want to help but the problem is how do I get to you Mr Brown
By the time my idea is kicked to the side torn apart beat down and tossed in the garbage all theses merit assholes then we’re back where we started

5/16/2020 02:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why does CPD always appoint an outsider for police superintendent instead of selecting from within. Tells me the insiders are NOT qualified!

Okay. I will. Most insiders are NOT qualified as most of the exempt staff was promoted by merit from administrative, not operational positions. Most have barely worked the street, functioned as a watch commander or made a critical decision. And finally, as the mayor, the perfect puppet is the outsider who has NO idea how this city or department functions.

5/16/2020 08:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don’t forget about Sgt “Stupid Haircut.” He should have been merit LT a long time ago, just ask him. “Overtime Johnny” sold us downriver to try and make rank a long time ago. We have the biggest pussy ass white shirts on CPD at swat. All they care about is themselves. You will now see a mass exodus from SWAT to districts. Everyone on the team is fed up with how this unit has been treated. Rotating watches, 6 and 2 DOG, riding trains, used equipment that sucks balls. I’m not even sure if my rifle works. It has been at least 4 months since I shot it.

Have you put in a PAR yet? All talk and no action. Typical SWAT guy.

5/16/2020 08:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Brown and the uniform is akin to the bus driver wearing his hat while driving in his car to work

Look at me. I’m the man.
I gots a job.

Not likes those other folks.

Grow up Brown. Get in the swing of things hear or you’re gonna feel it.

5/16/2020 12:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Don’t forget about Sgt “Stupid Haircut.” He should have been merit LT a long time ago, just ask him. “Overtime Johnny” sold us downriver to try and make rank a long time ago. We have the biggest pussy ass white shirts on CPD at swat. All they care about is themselves. You will now see a mass exodus from SWAT to districts. Everyone on the team is fed up with how this unit has been treated. Rotating watches, 6 and 2 DOG, riding trains, used equipment that sucks balls. I’m not even sure if my rifle works. It has been at least 4 months since I shot it.

I’m sure your rifle will work. It’s been 4 months since you fired it? I bet there are more than a few po’s in patrol that haven’t fired their weapon in 4 months

5/15/2020 11:46:00 PM


It didn’t work at Mercy Hospital and the rifles are still not working.

5/16/2020 10:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can we get our plain clothes back?! If Superintendent Seal thinks things are bad now, wait until he takes that away for good and fucks over the last remaining cops doing anything proactive in this city hahaha! This clueless puppet is in for a rude awakening! How much longer do we have to tolerate Uncle Larry Lighthouse for? Her one and done term can’t come to an end soon enough!

5/16/2020 11:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

BGA , IG , Investigative Reporters there’s a new Police Superintendent in Town , Texas Brown
He is underreporting calls of shots fired that are called in by Citizens or the New Improved 100% accurate Shot Spotter Technology.
Show the citizens of Chicago how dangerous it is for Chicago’s Finest , that’s why weapons must be drawn on traffic stops and in progress calls . Also look into the States Attorney Office releasing convicted felons , some recently released , some on Parole for carrying loaded weapons , these are dangerous criminals , released to cause injury to police ,citizens of Chicago.
Nobody cares ?

5/17/2020 11:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SWAT team shows up when the shit hits the fan .
Let’s start worrying about the Fo Nothing Sworn Police Officers assigned to CAPS Office .
Have they ever made an arrest ? Wrote a parking ticket , ISR ,Blue card , moving violation , ANOV .
I don’t think so .
Have they worked a full tour of duty ?
New Boss , same shit show . Do as little as possible , back each other up , write paper on everything.

5/17/2020 07:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Don’t forget about Sgt “Stupid Haircut.” He should have been merit LT a long time ago, just ask him. “Overtime Johnny” sold us downriver to try and make rank a long time ago. We have the biggest pussy ass white shirts on CPD at swat. All they care about is themselves. You will now see a mass exodus from SWAT to districts. Everyone on the team is fed up with how this unit has been treated. Rotating watches, 6 and 2 DOG, riding trains, used equipment that sucks balls. I’m not even sure if my rifle works. It has been at least 4 months since I shot it.

I’m sure your rifle will work. It’s been 4 months since you fired it? I bet there are more than a few po’s in patrol that haven’t fired their weapon in 4 months

5/15/2020 11:46:00 PM


It didn’t work at Mercy Hospital and the rifles are still not working.

5/16/2020 10:28:00 PM

It worked. He shot the offender with it.

5/18/2020 08:52:00 PM  

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