Friday, May 01, 2020

Fatass Planning Longer Closure?

  • Two independent sources inside Governor Pritzker’s administration have confirmed that their boss plans to keep Illinois closed until after the July 4th weekend. Neither official would talk on record, but both echoed the same potentially bad news for Land of Lincoln residents. And they cited the governor’s risk-aversion for his paralysis in making moves to open Illinois for business.

    Last week, Jay Robert (aka Judgement: Bad) extended his Executive Order and related “rules” and other edicts through the end of May. However, the gov. has already faced one successful lawsuit blocking his unconstitutional restrictions. Additionally, a number of sheriffs and police chiefs have announced they have no intention of enforcing Pritzker’s economically disastrous orders.

    Behind the scenes and news conferences, Pritzker plans to keep Illinois closed through the end of the Independence Day weekend. Why?

    Because Chicago is the epicenter of Chinese flu cases in Illinois. And the governor remains utterly terrified that he will be blamed for any surge of infections and deaths that might follow a massive weekend of celebrations in the Windy City and in the collar counties, especially after a spring-time of people cooped up and eager to get out and socialize.

    Yeah, it’s easy for him to heap blame upon President Trump but Pritzker’s thin skin can’t take it. He’s basically paralyzed with fear. Fear that he will be blamed. Fear that he will look weak and ineffective.
He might also be paralyzed by the extra two-hundred pounds he's carrying around. That and Madigan hasn't told him what to do yet.

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149 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...


I told my 78 y.o. mother about the First Lady traveling to Florida during the "Shelter in Place" dictate of her husband.

My sainted mother stated "That Bitch".

Gotta love mom!

5/01/2020 12:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Time for sticking the middle finger at this fat bastard and just go out. He's risk averse? What the hell will an economic depression cause? That gets more likely each day we keep this country locked down.

5/01/2020 12:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hope he tries.

5/01/2020 12:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Or, maybe he has been told what to do.

5/01/2020 12:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Governor's plan from the start was to take the Lock Down to November incrementally by holding back the nursing home and critical care center,s death numbers until he needed to pull them out. In an attempt to justify this he is putting it back on President Trump,s 3 Phase Model for reopening State's economies.These cases and death numbers will never decrease for 14 days as long as the State of Illinois led by Governor Pritzker and Senator Duckworth are providing the numbers.Senator Duckworth let it slip when she was cleverly cornered by Mike Flannery as she stated this was at minimum a 4 Month proposition from the start.

5/01/2020 12:50:00 AM  
Blogger I Fart In Your General Direction said...

Did you see Governor Fatfuck get all indignant and dodge answering the reporter who asked why it was OK for Mrs. P and the kiddies to travel to sunny Florida while us serfs are subjected to lockdown policies?

He then went on to lambaste the reporter for bringing family into politics, saying it was reprehensible to do so.

Fuck you, JB, you hypocritical asshole. Hopefully Blago has spilled enough beans to ensure your fat ass is the fifth Illinois governor convicted and sent to the clink.

5/01/2020 12:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Might be a positive thing. Push Illinois into Trump’s column

5/01/2020 12:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My home will be worthless after this fat bastard bankrupts the State due to his bullshit. Chances of dying from Covid-19 is negligible if you are under age 70. I hate this fat bitch for destroying the Illinois economy and what little financial stability the State had. Suicides from lost jobs will far exceed the Covid-19 deaths which was about 2,200. 2,200 most ill and dying people before this virus came about. That’s a statistically irrelevant number for a state with 13 M people.

5/01/2020 12:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So on 01 May 20 I walk into a store without a mask on, and they tell me I can not come in. I tell them I have a medical condition, so I cannot wear a mask (Which the Gov said is an exception to his order). HIPAA laws prevent the person from asking me what my medical condition is. Ask the name of the person denying access and the manager’s name. Contact a Lawyer and go from there.

5/01/2020 12:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow! Just Wow!!!

5/01/2020 01:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I can tell you this much, this crazy bitch will be taking a walk along the lakefront June 1st without a mask. Fuck this stupidity. I was all in at first, being mindful, not wanting to get anyone sick (though every time I talk to someone, myself included, they believe they had the virus in December, January, February. I’ll guarantee there were deaths in those months not attributed to COVID because there was another illness. I’ll guarantee we are well into probably 6-7 months of this virus having been here, not 3-4.

I’m not a business owner, but I really hope some of these businesses start ignoring this order. This shutdown has gone way beyond reasonable. You want to require people working in your business to wear a mask or gloves or customers setting foot inside- fine- I’ll grumble but just open. Ignore the order & open your business. Big box stores have stayed open & are you stepping over bodies? Don’t let the political shenanigans of a billionaire, who’ll still come out the other side of this still a billionaire, destroy your livelihood.

What are we going to do for the next pandemic? Print more cash? Hand all the poor out of work slobs a cyanide tablet? Guarantee if there’s a Democrat president sitting in office, we won’t be shutting shit down the next time.

5/01/2020 01:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fat piece of shit with rules for the little people but not him or his Florida jet setting wife. Fuck him for trying to chastise the reporter asking about his wife not following the stay at home order. The fat tub of shit said it was off limits to talk about politicians families. But, these asshole can dictate what ours do? Fuck him and others like him. They are pushing people to the brink. Law enforcement or not, I’d be on the right constitutional side of this war

5/01/2020 01:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Publicize the fuck out of this. Let it get some traction. Send emails to Attorney General Barr. Enough is enough.

5/01/2020 01:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...





Toilet Boy wants this state to fail so he can ask for a bailout. Covid is providing convenient cover for decades of Democrat/RINO mismanagement.

Down the road, when Fatphuk gets resistance from the states who will not want to bail Illinois out, watch for a variation of the "too big to fail" argument used by welfare capitalists who begged for federal corporate bailouts in the 2008 meltdown.




5/01/2020 01:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This clown governor is an embarrassment. He’s going to cause civil unrest. Who’s he going to get to enforce his unlawful orders? Law enforcement all across Illinois does not agree with him and will not violate the constitution.

5/01/2020 01:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Illinois AG to appeal earlier ruling by a judge.

Illinois, unlike other states that surrounds it, does not allow open carry or CCW on government grounds, etc. However, if fat boy wins his appeal, rest assure that a ground swell of patriotism will march on the capital, I would gladly make the trip to Springfield to help occupy the capital, as other patriots have done in other states, to show our independence, our liberty from an oppressive governor and assembly.

The closure of the state till after 4 July is a test by fat boy to continue to lockdown the state, as other dem pols and governors hope to do, up to 3 Nov, in order that mail in ballots and/or ballot harvesting can be passed in Congress or a similar measure in Springfield due to the lockdowns. The lockdowns are meant to hurt the economy, increase unemployment and hurt Trump’s chances for re-election.

After the election, if Biden wins all the lockdowns will miraculously be lifted. If Trump wins MAGA/KAG!

5/01/2020 01:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That Fat Bastard!

5/01/2020 01:35:00 AM  
Anonymous China Must Pay said...

Take heart! The old Plague Doctor is on his way...

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/video/coronavirus/video-2161680/Video-Police-wish-speak-person-dressing-plague-doctor-outfit.html?mwv_rm=rta-fallback

5/01/2020 01:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wait til he see what happens tomorrow at the Thompson Center. And wait until saturdays beautiful weather. But he wont care about any of it. Nothing is more dangerous than a scared shitless narcissistic politician . Maybe he should just head out to Florida to be on his horse estate. Its a free state at least.

5/01/2020 01:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

By the powers vested in me by the Constitution, I hereby order the citizens of Illinois to promptly remove all toilets from their homes and to subsequently relieve themselves only on Jay Robert Pritzker’s front lawn. This order is no less valid under the Constitution than the governor’s latest “stay at home order,” therefore all residents must immediately comply.

5/01/2020 01:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Corporal Punishment said...

Heard this rumor as well. Not sure if anybody is taking this “pandemic” seriously anymore though. The city and state used its first responders as guinea pigs in the laboratory of the street for the past 6 weeks. The CPD still hasn’t been issued PPE and if this virus was as “deadly” as they say it is we should have had hundreds of dead police officers by now. Anyhow the damage has been done. I now know several families and business owners in my district that won’t be reopening even if this ended tomorrow. It looks like they were finally forced by “the people’s mayor” and the nation’s second wealthiest governor to move to a Red State to start a new life and another tax-producing business.

5/01/2020 01:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There goes that goal for 300 or fewer murders for 2020.

5/01/2020 01:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Il be suing his fat ass too then

5/01/2020 02:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That leak was planted so Fat so can judge any and all responses to his plan so he can alter accordingly. Will use clever wording to keep the population in fear of their lives. Will be calling out for more ventilators very soon as the Surge is coming. Remember every Chinese Virus death is worth $39,000 to the state. People killed in car accidents and heart attacks are being tested for the virus after they are dead so the state can apply for the 39K. Remember Rahm telling Democratic words," never let a circus go to waste".

5/01/2020 02:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...






Every Business Owner should file SUIT

5/01/2020 02:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Watched him (the Gov)look right at the camera today and LIE about releasing convicted murderers and other violent offenders at today's Covid briefing, when asked by a reporter.
So he releases them but then blames it on everyone but himself (so that tells me he knows it's WRONG) but does it for political and /or financial reasons. And states the budget next year will be bigger. HOW can you plan to spend MORE when you don't have it, Do they every think abount Cutting and spendinggLESS NO NEVER.

5/01/2020 03:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Sup better meet with the SA and Sheriff and start keeping the bad guys in jail where they belong.

5/01/2020 03:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He could just let chicago stay locked down as long as the mayor feels it is necessary. Nothing in Chicago is essential to the rest of the state anyway.

In fact, why not build a wall around chicago so no one can get in or out.

5/01/2020 03:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He wants to blame the coming bankruptcy on the feds.

Good thing the Police Pension Fund is fully funded and in great shape!

5/01/2020 03:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Leave Cook County locked down and open up the rest of the state.

5/01/2020 04:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Governor pumpkinhead has no clue what he is doing and takes his cues from everyone else. We are doomed with this behemoth calling the shots here. The uprising is coming.

5/01/2020 04:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Where does Jabba the Guv think he is going to get the revenue to pay the state employees, much less all the other bills?

For that matter, where is Groot going to get the money to pay normal police wages? Overtime is already on the chopping block.

What happens if the EBT cards don't get refilled?

5/01/2020 04:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Imagine if the teacher's strike had only lasted a few more weeks?

5/01/2020 04:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

not my governor. lets impeach this asshole.

5/01/2020 04:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Your last sentence nailed it. Madigan pulls ALL the strings in Springfield AND Chicago.

5/01/2020 05:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The extra 200lbs?? SCC, you're too kind. Jabba is at least 300+lbs overweight. And, he is doing all in his power to get the Feds to bail out the state after he and his minions yrs past have driven it into the ground.

5/01/2020 05:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bullshit

5/01/2020 05:34:00 AM  
Blogger The Keesing Bandit said...

Leave families out of it? You have to that right when you took that elected position.

5/01/2020 05:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Chicago = ☠️

Wait til the ‘Rona Freakniks start in the parks and on the lakefront!

Wait til the liberal white punks in Wrigleyville bust loose!

Completely uncontrollable.

Pritzker knows this, but can’t alienate his base in the city.

So he’s gonna fuck the American parts of Illinois.

5/01/2020 06:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Pritzger's afraid of tarnishing his image, that's a joke, for his presidential run in the near future. With Bidens obvious mental problems and the sex assault scandal still brewing Creepy Joe may not be the Demoncratic candidate in November. Look for the DNC to force Biden out and replace him with their choice. Cuomo has been floated but don't count Jelly Belly out. Lots of national air time and print media for JB. He could slide in for 2020 and bet money on a 2024 run.

5/01/2020 06:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

the wife watches jabba every afternoon...thinks he's the greatest thing since sliced bread

she has no ideal what a weasel our governor really is

5/01/2020 06:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

PROFOUND FAILURE His words not mine. That’s how he. Described my president’s handling of the crisis. So I ask you: how do we describe HIS more than profound failure? He should send the Mrs and kids to McCormick place. Lots of beds not used and perfect for them to social distance.

5/01/2020 06:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah, it’s easy for him to heap blame upon President Trump but Pritzker’s thin skin can’t take it. He’s basically paralyzed with fear. Fear that he will be blamed. Fear that he will look weak and ineffective.
He might also be paralyzed by the extra two-hundred pounds he's carrying around. That and Madigan hasn't told him what to do yet.
Labels: rumors, state politics

SPOILER ALERT:
The new season of "Naked and Afraid" will feature Groot and Jum Bo sharing their respective street survival skills on the west and south sides of Chicago armed only with their political savvy...

5/01/2020 06:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Time for Cinco De Mayo!

5/01/2020 06:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lift the residency requirement. FOP knows this can be achieved with a simple lawsuit. We are the only big city in America with a residency requirement. Why? The answer is simple, it’s control.

5/01/2020 06:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"So on 01 May 20 I walk into a store without a mask on, and they tell me I can not come in. I tell them I have a medical condition, so I cannot wear a mask (Which the Gov said is an exception to his order). HIPAA laws prevent the person from asking me what my medical condition is. Ask the name of the person denying access and the manager’s name. Contact a Lawyer and go from there.
5/01/2020 12:59:00 AM"



Lawyers take too long to pustulate.

Pop that blister right then and there.

Walk into store.

What happens next is reality of perplexed oada loop.

You are there to do business.

Is business there to do business? Or to be stupid tool for politician prick?

Business is on the firing line.

Stupid politicians are the targets.

Customers are the ammunition.

Constitutional Bill of God Given Rights is the optics.

The cash register is the tool of choice.


We, the consumers, are ready, willing, able and restless for the business of living to be unpaused.

Fatfucks, get the fuck outta the line of fire.

We got real lives to live.



You got......... shoogar????

5/01/2020 06:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why? I’ll tell you why. Biden will not be the nominee. It will be Hillary. Illinois, and every other Democrat run hell hole will keep their economies shut down until after the Presidential election. Why? No Trump rallies, more importantly no weak Hillary rallies to contrast, they will blame the shutdown on Trump, the damaged economy on Trump, the ridiculously inflated Chinese Communist Party virus n Trump, the lockdown on Trump among other reasons.

5/01/2020 06:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey SCC,

I am staying in hotel during this Emergency Order. Staying away from wife and family.
And still pushing beat car in the hood.

Yesterday my National Guard unit called my home. My wife took the message from the Staff Sgt.
They are notifying Guardsmen all over state that more will be called up to support Chicago?

When asked the Staff Sgt. Stated, there are plenty of current Guardsmen who have tested positive for virus and now quarantined.
Not to mention the first 60 day deployment will end prior to June 1.

Cannot wait to call them back, and then have to go back home and swap uniforms to do it all over again.......
My wife told me she will isolate with kids upstairs and throw my BDU uniforms in go bag into basement.....

So if this is a rumor it is getting real fast....
I am tired already....

5/01/2020 06:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So who's gonna enforce the governor's mask rule?

5/01/2020 07:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

JB’s skin is the only thin thing on him.

5/01/2020 07:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I hear that effective today, all news briefings will be televised via satellite from his 12 million dollar Florida mansion because even he doesn’t want to stay in Illinois.

5/01/2020 07:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

I told my 78 y.o. mother about the First Lady traveling to Florida during the "Shelter in Place" dictate of her husband.

My sainted mother stated "That Bitch".

Gotta love mom!


5/01/2020 12:12:00 AM

Your mom is awesome.

Speaking of Florida, he probably bought the property so he can move there and not pay any State income taxes.

https://www.chicagobusiness.com/residential-real-estate/pritzker-buys-12m-florida-horse-farm

5/01/2020 07:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


After the election, if Biden wins all the lockdowns will miraculously be lifted. If Trump wins MAGA/KAG!

5/01/2020 01:33:00 AM


The Democrats did the same thing in 92 when the leftists and media hammered elder Bush about the economy being in recession. Magically, on the very day Clinton was elected, the media declared the recession was over.
There needs to be hangings, after trials of course.

5/01/2020 07:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
He wants to blame the coming bankruptcy on the feds.

Good thing the Police Pension Fund is fully funded and in great shape!

5/01/2020 03:57:00 AM

Now that you mentioned the Pension, there is a large group of retirees that have donated well over $20,000 in order to hire an independent forensic auditor to audit the pension fund. Apparently there are LARGE checks being written to lawyers and landlords. The “trustees” approved an outrageous 10 year lease for their downtown digs but will not say who gets the money. They also have been paying a mobbed up law firm led by Kugler (from the Graylord days) and his son millions of dollars in “general” payments that they can not or will not tie to specific case work.

If you care about where your prension money is going, join the group. Donation is NOT required just the collective will to save our pension before the trustees pilfer it away.

5/01/2020 07:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

All while his wife jets to Florida’s open economy !

5/01/2020 07:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

From the outside lookin' in... The more you guys enforce these asinine rules, the less support you're going to have going forward. From, you know, normal, suburban, working people...Just sayin...

5/01/2020 07:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

When Illinois finally emerges from the quarantine, the financial condition of the state should be bankrupt. The governor is the compassionate leader, saving lives, and victim of this terrible pandemic. The president becomes the devil for not offering a bailout. And the greedy pensioners must be dealt with using the newly amended constitution to punish them from stealing from the people. Never let a crisis go to waste.

5/01/2020 07:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lard Ass is looking for that Gubment money just like the “community.”
He figures recking the state economy even more will do the trick.

5/01/2020 07:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Of cours he is thinks it will make Trump look bad. Only reason whatsoever. Could care less about all the death and suffering. He keel had his wife left him to live anywhere he isn’t. Smart move on her part.

5/01/2020 08:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jabba, I give you credit for being able to look at those live cameras with a straight face while spouting all that drivel. Anybody with even a modicum of intelligence knows that you and any other political hack trying to ram this lockdown down our throats are doing so in order to destroy trump’s illustrious economy and shift the power paradigm.

Jabba and Larry are truly two peas in a pod. Your disdain for trump is transparent, and your willingness to blame him for your failures as a leader are pathetic.

Larry can get a haircut but we all have to walk around like shaggy from scooby doo.

Lard ass’s wife and overly privileged kids can jet off to their estate in Florida but we all need to stay home while shaking in our boots at the big bad corona boogeyman.

If you watch any liberal news outlet, you would be duped into believing trump is the reason for the virus spreading, not a wuhan farmer’s market from hell where you can eat such delicacies as bat sandwiches.

And you be more thing before I go... all you goofs out there getting covid dispersals, you are violating people’s civil rights. I would advise you to stop making yourself look like a spineless geek by not doing these anymore. I wouldn’t be entirely surprised if a lawsuit in the future comes down the pipeline for these, so be ready, because fat boy and Larry won’t be there backing you up in court.

5/01/2020 08:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wait until Fat Bastard learns people can be tracked by their smart phones, and he might be able to parlay that into fines by mail. A new revenue source!

5/01/2020 08:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey, Larry has already stated in a news article that she wants to make masks mandatory in Chicago until there is a vaccine. What morons these people are.

5/01/2020 08:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That fat ass governor of Illinois is totally destroying the state of Illinois. I'm so glad I retired and moved to a republican state that just opened 99% of the counties today. Best decision I made and I never looked back. Anyone who's retired or who's going to retire and doesn't move out of that shithole state should rethink their future. There's some beautiful Republican states down South that are in the black( not red like every Democratic State and City), have mild Winters and NO STATE TAX. 80s and sunny all weekend here and no homicides. Be safe

5/01/2020 08:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Adolf Pritzker and Lori Jackboot know what is best for you. Obey or you will be forced to obey.

5/01/2020 08:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Keep Illinois closed. I live 1 minute from Indiana, and do all my shopping there. I rarely spend a nickel in Crook Co.

5/01/2020 08:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Leave Cook County locked down and open up the rest of the state.

^Careful Children Thats what will happen in November

5/01/2020 08:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

“We will stay closed until you vote Trump out of office.”

5/01/2020 08:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Pritzker, is there a set of balls under those layers of fat

5/01/2020 08:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why is it that only the Democratic run states have gotten hit so hard?
Is it the demographics? Washington, NY, New Jersey, Illinois, Michigan, California.....
Doesn’t that seem very very ODD to anyone else?
And how very very unprepared they all are?
And why is it that only the Democratic run states are pushing so hard to
keep the lockdowns in place?
Very very odd........

5/01/2020 09:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who do these democratic politicians think they are? They work for us, they don’t rule over us.
If this shit keeps up, it looks as though The Tree of Liberty is going to be getting watered soon.

5/01/2020 09:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

HIPAA laws prevent the person from asking me what my medical condition is.

5/01/2020 12:59:00 AM
HIPPA only applies to medical professionals not a private store. I think you mean to refer to the ADA.

5/01/2020 09:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

5/01/2020 12:59:00 AM
Not sure if privacy laws protect your right not to wear a mask during a communicable disease outbreak.

5/01/2020 09:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Look. I've been a good sport about this. I have done what I can.
However, it is becoming increasingly clear this is no longer solely about a virus.

I have had my industry and career, and likely my retirement, destroyed.
I am too old to start over.

I have "skills" and "equipment", as all patriots do.
How far do you want to push me?"

5/01/2020 09:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So when will Part 2 of the Sgt’s exam be held? In the Fall?

5/01/2020 09:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mama Jb flew to palm beach ,Fl in a private jet.. were are the global warmers? Why Florida ? It doesn't have house arrest /shutdown like crap Illinois

Tommie skilling says next week cool, but pattern shift to warmer weather afterwards.
Lets see fatass Gov try to keep people locked up then

5/01/2020 09:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

“In order to make good decisions going forward we need good data. The governor has a difficult job and is making tough decisions but so far he is unwilling to make the information that he is using available, and often cherry picks the data. His new modeler said that they are only using the data from Illinois. There are other countries and states that are further down this path than us. We can learn from them. We shouldn't be ignoring them. It is a lot easier to support decisions if the information used to make them is transparent. So, I encourage Governor Pritzker to give us access to the data he is using to make decisions. If he is making data driven decisions that he is confident in, there should be no issue with being transparent.” - Keith Pekau, Mayor of Orland Park, IL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EnfAkUkAMuE

5/01/2020 09:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Look who is causing the uptick and take the same attitude they do....."Who cares."

5/01/2020 09:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The left has seized this virus as an opportunity for them to accomplish two distinct outcomes. The first is obvious, ensure that President Trump is not re-elected. The second is to collapse this economy while blaming Trump. Collapsing the economy will ensure more unemployment which makes people more dependent on the government for money,food,housing and medical care. This equals socialism, their ultimate goal.

5/01/2020 10:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I keep up with newspapers from a couple other big cities---and Chicago has outdone itself in wasting money "fighting" the virus, earning bonus points for bundling it with economic disparity, gun violence ,and underperforming schools- rewarding millions of dollars to connected folks (and people).
Of course, we are doubly blessed with ignorant and incompetent State government- making it even easier rape the middle class, protect the wealthy and reward the connected.

5/01/2020 10:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We are all being played. This has nothing to do with people. It’s all about saving the Democrat party anyway possible. Please wake up already. Start weighing all the possible outcomes for this behavior and see what you come up with.

5/01/2020 10:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Penny Pritzker runs the State of Illinois,Bobblehead JB ,just does what she tells him to do. What a joke
Illinois is to the rest of the USA.

5/01/2020 10:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It’s all about Chicago. Phatrisker, litefoot, Brovn thats their plan, keep everything on lock down, ruin the economy, later bla I’m on Trump and brag about how much money they saved on OT and crime went down. Fucking democrats.

5/01/2020 10:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Number of dispersals by me 0.

5/01/2020 10:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

BTW, it's s not Jay Robert, he was named after his uncle Bob. Please refer to him as "Jay Bob"! All you need after that is to get him in a pair of bib-overhauls. Know what I mean Vern!

5/01/2020 10:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It all unravels as soon as the police refuse to enforce the unconstitutional stay-at-home orders. Think about it - The power actually all lies with the police. Let the masses out and about. Let them assemble. Look the other way and stay safe.

5/01/2020 10:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I love scc sense of humor!!!you speak facts. #staywokeillinois.

5/01/2020 10:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...





Happy May Day; Funny all Communist states are Democrat People's Republics

5/01/2020 11:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If Illinois does get a bailout will they use it to fully fund city and state pensions? If that's the case hate to say it but fuck it we're all working and if continued lockdown funded our pensions? I don't think Trunp lose especially if they have the 3 debates. Biden actually being accused of grabbing a woman by the pussy dummycrats may replace his dementia ass. Oh yeah fuck you groot and fatso Pigster

5/01/2020 11:30:00 AM  
Blogger aNanyMouse said...

"terrified that he will be *blamed* for any surge".
Blamed by the people, or by the MSM, and other "educated" brats (who care nothing of our concerns)?

5/01/2020 11:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

the reichsmarshal has declared it so. you must obey the reichsmarshall pritzger.

5/01/2020 12:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No pay for politicians until this virus passes. no pay Gov. Mayor of Chicago and the slime in Springfield. Cook County as well. See what they say.

5/01/2020 12:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow. July 4th? There will be mass civil disobedience i.e. riots. Where can I go to get a haircut?

5/01/2020 12:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Contact a Lawyer and go from there.

5/01/2020 12:59:00 AM

Yep. Sue! Sue! Sue! If anything is going to fuck up this recovery it's every asshole in the world trying to make a buck off the business's trying to open up.

5/01/2020 01:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It’s not J.B. it’s J.O. That fits better for his actions

5/01/2020 01:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Meanwhile Cindy is in the sunshine state grooming her stallion's.

5/01/2020 01:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fuck Fatass.

I have to wear a mask or can't buy or sell. That Fat Beast !

5/01/2020 01:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To be fair to Governor, he would’ve joined his wife in Florida but was unable to procure the Galaxy C5 aircraft which is the only way to cart his fat ass down to the sunshine state.

5/01/2020 01:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...



One of his security detail should give him a swift kick in his Large Ass.

5/01/2020 01:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


BTW--where the hell is Lil Leprechaun Mikey???
Oh yeah, I 4got.

5/01/2020 02:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Of course.
Even WLS-AM 890 stopped airing the gasping sloppy drool bucket JB and doctor E-Zeeky press conferences spouting their false propaganda.
Over 2.7 million people in this city and what, 22,000 were once sick and appx. 900-1000 deaths?
These politicians can’t stand the fact the plague stats at not picking up so now they’re inventing them.
Very disappointed it’s not spread out further so they want to hold everyone as hostage.
All of a sudden too is the city is overstocked of face masks. What happened?
Heard that a elderly person contained in hospice caught the covid and they declared it Covid related death.
It’s all Bullshit.

Seventy degrees this weekend should have plenty outdoors, plenty of Violent crime will follow.

Stay fetal.
Stay out of ghetto affairs

5/01/2020 02:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If fat fuck doesn't have to follow the Illinois constitution in regards to stay at home order, doesn't that mean we don't either and can strike? Oh wait, we just little people, not elites like Jabba and Lori

5/01/2020 02:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

" ... Gotta love mom!"
Mom's the best. She's been gone 20 years & I still piss her off. ;-)
(Full disclose: Stolen joke but funny as any quip I ever heard. Truth in humor.)

5/01/2020 02:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just hope I can gets my hair cut with no mask on as my hairdresser with no mask on dids my hair likes da mayor

5/01/2020 03:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I just heard on the radio that Groot might have the public wear masks until next year if a vaccine isn't found before then. This is enough of this foolishness. She has to go. I'm still waiting to see when the HIV vaccine shows up. Does this little dipshit think she can make us wear masks for another 30 YEARS???

5/01/2020 03:05:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"... Jabba the Guv ..."
ROFL. Gawd but I love cop humor. Bravo.

5/01/2020 03:06:00 PM  
Blogger Ludlow Peaswatter said...

This afternoon on WBBM radio Indiana's governor was giving a press conference and after the intro, before he could reveal that he is partially opening the state for businesses, that dick, cisco codo, cut him off and returned to regular programming. Restaurants, churches, and other businesses will start opening next week, though not to full capacity, yet. I guess the media doesn't, in cahoots with pols, do not want us crossing the border. Tough toenails, I'm going for food, drink, groceries, haircuts and mani/pedi as soon as they open, and before Illinois' pols find a way to charges you to leave. Taxwilnkl's soda tax exodus will be nothing compared to this.

5/01/2020 03:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Civilian here. Haven't been back to this blog in awhile but had to visit for the comments from our officers. All hilarious, sad and true. The longer this goes on the more people become outlaws out of necessity and pure survival. My neighborhood bar is back open (shhhh it's cash only) even though it looks closed from the outside. I see several people each morning jumping over the barricades on the lakefront and bike path just so they can get some exercise and play with their kids. If the governor and mayor are treating all of this like a joke then why should I have to sacrifice my kids education and our financial future, take a 40% pay cut and live like I'm under house arrest!? Thank you and stay safe CPD

5/01/2020 04:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why didn’t RINO Lausch investigate him for offering a bribe from Blago in exchange for the Treasurers seat? Because Lausch is a lori and machine ass licker.

5/01/2020 04:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don’t shove “doing this to keep you safe and healthy” down our throats ....

we are not your children, or the bumbling idiots who continually plague the “never changing” living conditions and crime rate on the south and west sides .......

Those are your democratic sheep pool ..... not the working class ..

(Vote democratic get a free turkey and face mask)

Don’t shove a surveillance “Coronavirus trace apps” to track my every move and violate my privacy, and freedom of movement. ...... are you WTF serious!?!

You are not the KGB .....

Don’t tell us to “put up”, while your family suns In Florida, but we’re forced in lock down, no work, sport, toilet paper.

Don’t tell me happy stories of sidewalk chalk signs, touching windows, goofy home videos, and thanking hero’s. Making this a pleasantries of romantic comedy.

Your are strangling us while telling a story!

They were always heroes, but only now you recognize first responders!?! What?No more racist cops, police brutality...? oh sorry.....that’ll return soon enough...

Somebody please punch Rob Elgas of ABC7 ..... that smiling face is annoying while he spits the news.... not sorry.

Socialism is here.


-J.B.Pumpernickel inc.

5/01/2020 04:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

take away all the deaths in the nursing homes and the idiots on the south and west side who don t give 2 sh!ts about rules since most don t work and chicago is not a hot spot. If this virus is so bad we should have 100s of police and fire dead since they are on the front lines. Yes there are deaths , but no more then the 80k that died last year of the flu. And that's with flu shots available and taken. The real #s will prove this to be the biggest hoax just to remove a president.

5/01/2020 05:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fat ass Pritzker hires another affirmative action contest winner lgbtq contact tracing expert in Illinois. When are people going to stand up to this reverse discrimination by the state and city ? It’s tot illegal and truly disgusting.

5/01/2020 05:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
He wants to blame the coming bankruptcy on the feds.

Good thing the Police Pension Fund is fully funded and in great shape!

5/01/2020 03:57:00 AM

Chicago will never file bankruptcy

5/01/2020 05:08:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Today, I literally broke down spontaneously crying. I noticed several small businesses that I frequented “going out of business”: a dog groomer, a thrift store, and a few others. All small stores. All employing probably no more than 3-10 employees...wiped out. People’s dreams shattered. Lifetime of investment completely disregarded by a billionaire trust fund prick. Why? For billionaire’s self-interest and political agenda designed specifically to move us from a democracy to a country truly ruled only by the rich & their edicts disguised as “concern,” “philanthropy” “charity.”

5/01/2020 05:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This b.s. lockdown is the only thing saving the city feom ghetto caused havoc. Can tou imagine?

5/01/2020 05:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Everyone needs to quit voting these idiots into office. This fat ass doesn't give a shit about Illinoisans.

5/01/2020 05:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bag tax is back as of today in crook co.

5/01/2020 05:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Do the citizens of Chicago and Illinois have the final bill on what the McCormick Place State of the Art Hospital for COVID 19 fiasco ended up costing?It officially shuts down today.You had 5 recently shuttered Hospitals with all the space and setup for equipment that you needed but you decided to construct a brand new Hospital and hire a full medical staff at an exorbitant rate.What about the around the clock security that was necessary to keep this mistake a secret?Is the First Lady of Illinois still in Florida riding ponies on the Pritker Palatial Estate?Is the Lieutenant Governor still off of work sampling Wacky Weed from the many Dispensaries??So many questions with so few answers.

5/01/2020 05:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Are the Chicago Public School Teachers still getting paid for not teaching?When their spectacular Strike is factored in,is it true that they will end up working 1 and half Months for the year?Did Cook County layoff or furlough any Assistant States Attorney's or Public Defenders since there has been no Court for 2 Months?How does a Chicago Public School Student get a Diploma and a virtual Ghetto Dance with Mayor Groot when they attended school for 1 and half Months???So many questions with so few answers again.Sigh----

5/01/2020 05:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And I was all geared up to finally enjoy the city 3rd of July fireworks show on the lakefront. Wait, that was cancelled years ago because ‘community people’ couldn’t behave themselves and ruined that tradition...

5/01/2020 06:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He’ll open up the city by August. No wait would this Mayor cancel the Bud Billiken Parade for all of her social distancing subjects.

5/01/2020 06:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

An overreaching power hungry politician is only as strong as the military and law enforcement will allow. When they decide his orders are unlawful then his orders are worthless. Illinois law enforcement is overwhelming against Pritzker and Lightfoot’s BS.

5/01/2020 06:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Question: The longer Illinois stay Lock’Tup means the more bailout money JB can bellyache he’s not getting??? JB said from the beginning he “will not put a burden on the backs of the less fortunate”...i.e. tax increase to keep deadbeat entitlemints flowing.
Lari said the same. Both are part of a diabolical cabal called DNC.

I’d like to see the Fed demand an accounting of every dime the unprepared, foul jowl JB is spending of IL taxpayer money, including his authority to use funds the State gets that is being reallocated to Covid’s spendings on mystery deals overseas, hidden stockpiles and raiding budgets and ignoring obligations. Wonder how a State $16 billion in unpaid bills finds money to pay or solicits vendors - in these challenging times.

Corruption.
Shut down JB Lo Flush Toilette.

5/01/2020 06:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hope Illinois stays close till December.

5/01/2020 07:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Keep Illinois closed. I live 1 minute from Indiana, and do all my shopping there. I rarely spend a nickel in Crook Co

Amen! And Vote these folks OUT!!!

5/01/2020 07:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Adolf Pritzker and Lori Jackboot know what is best for you. Obey or you will be forced to obey.



Did you Vote for them????? Enjoy your CLOUT

5/01/2020 07:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

All while his wife jets to Florida’s open economy !

Quiet Peasant!!

5/01/2020 07:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

In fact, why not build a wall around chicago so no one can get in or out.
Called High taxes and Fees You cant Sell thus unable to move out

5/01/2020 07:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
the wife watches jabba every afternoon...thinks he's the greatest thing since sliced bread

she has no ideal what a weasel our governor really is

5/01/2020 06:08:00 AM



Get rid of her. She’s an idiot. We don’t need idiots.

5/01/2020 07:15:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SPOILER ALERT:
The new season of "Naked and Afraid" will feature Groot and Jum Bo sharing their respective street survival skills on the west and south sides of Chicago armed only with their political savvy...

5/01/2020 06:16:00 AM


So it’s going to be a really short episode....

5/01/2020 07:15:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Impeachment has to be initiated by the legislature. Not going to happen with the Democratic super majorities.

Recall is equally hard because the pols rigged the process so you have to have bipartisan legislative support before you can begin passing petitions.

5/01/2020 07:32:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have spent the last few days driving around my beat and asking everyone that I see wearing a mask, where did they purchase the mask? I would add that the department has not issued any to me and the department related that they are not necessary. I get the strangest looks!

5/01/2020 07:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Soylent green on TV now... maybe our future?

5/01/2020 08:06:00 PM  
Anonymous China Must Pay said...

SCC, we are gonna make it. Everything is going to be OK. The Plague Doctor - the real one from 1600 with the protective cloak and hat and the huge proboscis packed with rare herbs and medicines to filter out microbes - is back on the scene, and police would like to have a chat with him.


https://www.dailymail.co.uk/video/coronavirus/video-2161680/Video-Police-wish-speak-person-dressing-plague-doctor-outfit.html

5/01/2020 09:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Blogger Ludlow Peaswatter said...
This afternoon on WBBM radio Indiana's governor was giving a press conference and after the intro, before he could reveal that he is partially opening the state for businesses, that dick, cisco codo, cut him off and returned to regular programming. Restaurants, churches, and other businesses will start opening next week, though not to full capacity, yet. I guess the media doesn't, in cahoots with pols, do not want us crossing the border. Tough toenails, I'm going for food, drink, groceries, haircuts and mani/pedi as soon as they open, and before Illinois' pols find a way to charges you to leave. Taxwilnkl's soda tax exodus will be nothing compared to this.

5/01/2020 03:34:00 PM


If there is any justice in this country, many media members will be swinging from gallows along with the treasonous democrats who tried to overthrow a sitting President.

5/01/2020 09:32:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The libtards and the community are not very bright and will always vote who they are told to vote for by their Democratic masters. That is why we will be stuck with all those Democratic Dirt Bags.

5/01/2020 09:36:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You would figure with all these COVID 19 Deaths that the refrigerated warehouses would have run out of space and there would be the nightly stories of new warehouses being leased by the counties.I know it costs money to post an obituary but after all of these deaths you would think that there would be 5 pages of Obits a day.The numbers and scary stories are unraveling Governor Pritzker.The solid citizens of Illinois are becoming more than restless.My pudgy friend,your credibility has just about run out.

5/01/2020 10:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just watched a movie on HBO called bad education all about how the New York school system was ripped off millions and millions of dollars by the people that are at the top of the food chain there based on a true story we all know the Chicago public school system is so ripe with that massive amounts would be nice if the feds would look into this. But then again we have teachers that are doing parades constantly throughout the south west side neighborhoods waving to the kids speeding through stop signs hanging out of their son was laughing all the way to the bank as some of the idiots that are standing out there saluting them don’t have jobs and will not have jobs due to what the Democrats are doing to the city county and state.

5/01/2020 10:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"An overreaching power hungry politician is only as strong as the military and law enforcement will allow. When they decide his orders are unlawful then his orders are worthless. Illinois law enforcement is overwhelming against Pritzker and Lightfoot’s BS.
5/01/2020 06:11:00 PM"


Law enforcement entails far more than the uniformed officer on patrol.

Businesses conform and comply, and thus compel their customers, and effectively becoming imposers of unconstitutional edicts.

No shirt, no shoes, no service becomes no face napkin, no "prophalactic gloves", no paranoid delusions of imminent plague death, no service.

The feckless designations of "non-essential" businesses is proof of the intent of the political putz posse: eliminate local owned and operated competition. Compel, through neccessity, big box domination and monopoly of commerce.

Add the enforcers not uniformed, the citation crews, the license issuer bastards, the lawyer hoardes, etc., and businesses submit without uttering more than a wimper.

Subserviance does not require force on the public ways.

It only requires submission to unconstitutional edicts by those who actually matter, businesses. The customers are thus compelled to comply or make their purchases via internet big business means.

As is human nature, the path of least effort will be followed by the majority, resulting in the decimation of many locally owned and operated resources.

The democrats will always push greater submissions upon all whenever they possess the authorities to exploit.

Law enforcement on the street is the least means they have to compel submission.


The "military" do not even enter the democrat equation unless the citizens take actions that require extreme suppression.

That ain't happening, because the businesses will, and are, imposing these edicts effectively enough to achieve democrat goals.

5/01/2020 10:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
An overreaching power hungry politician is only as strong as the military and law enforcement will allow. When they decide his orders are unlawful then his orders are worthless. Illinois law enforcement is overwhelming against Pritzker and Lightfoot’s BS.

5/01/2020 06:11:00 PM

Did ya see the protests at the State of Illinois Building on Friday. The citizens are getting restless and that restlessness breeds contempt. The civil unrest is starting to manifest itself. We must be prepared to protect ourselves, our families and our property. It is obvious that the Governor has seen the writing on the wall, as he quietly sent his family to The safety & freedom of Florida. He then refuses to discuss the fact that he has exempted his own family from the rules which he has imposed on the rest of us.

5/01/2020 11:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They want to destroy the economy to hurt trump in November.

Never vote Democrat

5/01/2020 11:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So how did thenprotest at Thompson go today ? Seems a bunch pf regular folks got out there in force.

5/02/2020 01:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

smoke some legal spliff and don't worry about it. It's coooool man.

5/02/2020 06:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...

The libtards and the community are not very bright and will always vote who they are told to vote for by their Democratic masters. That is why we will be stuck with all those Democratic Dirt Bags.

5/01/2020 09:36:00 PM

True, but the board of elections don't put anyone on the ballot who has not forsworn fealty to the progressive, commie pinko ass holes currently in power. Perhaps the feds could be convinced to take a good hard look.

5/02/2020 08:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Revolt, Rebel. Fuck that tub of shit Gov

5/02/2020 09:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


If there is any justice in this country, many media members will be swinging from gallows along with the treasonous democrats who tried to overthrow a sitting President.

5/01/2020 09:32:00 PM



California Rep Devin Nunes tells Lou Dobbs the media is complicit in the Democrats trying to unseat President Trump and should face treason charges at 4:30 min mark of YouTube video:
Lou Dobbs Fox News link

5/02/2020 10:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Please don't worry Chubenor J.B. "The Hutt", you've already made yourself a one term Chubenor, so go ahead and keep Illinois shut down. Your ineptness goes waaaay beyond the comprehension or compassion you have have even shown (You even flaunt the rules you make). You can't hide behind others (Pun intended) and blame them for telling you the wrong advise. Just hope that a ground swell of fed up Illinoisan's don't run your fat ass out of this state before the end of the year.

5/02/2020 11:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah people are getting restless.
That 1st District Commander Jake the snake ordering normal decent people to be locked up. Hey asshole your time will come!!

5/02/2020 12:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Gov. Pritzker you wanted the job! You spent millions of your own personal fortune to be governor. Time to lead and embrace the suck!

5/02/2020 03:36:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What a joke. I cannot remember a politician with so many nicknames. You are #1 Mr. Governor sir. If as suggested he wears bibs he would look like a fat Jr. Samples from Hee Haw.

5/03/2020 09:30:00 AM  

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