Sunday, May 24, 2020

Four and Ten...So Far


They have the count at four and twelve, but two were early birds, happening before the close of business, though thinking about it, there isn't much business actually going on nowadays. But we aren't going to alter the rules in the middle of the weekend.

All day Sunday and Monday to go.

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

Gee if this shit keeps up, there won't be "ANY" live democRATic voters voting in the election.

5/24/2020 12:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Rain is moving on out, temps set to rise to 80. Game on! Thank god for no cancelled RDOs!

5/24/2020 01:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Come on 13/30! 1/2 way there!

5/24/2020 01:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We passed 200 homicides. It will take miracle to keep it under 300 or even in the 300’s. As a human; I pry to god for the homicides to stop and as a police officer I work hard to get all crimes to stop. I just wish the politicians would stop helping the criminals.

Our Boy; Brown dog the crime fighter needs all the help he can get. He is in a special class all his own.

5/24/2020 01:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

6 and 15......lets keep it going. Less people in “the playground” on their Cigarette boats

5/24/2020 01:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Chicago is no joke Mr Brown. You better think up strategies. Stopping crime is the issue, all crime. The city is death spiraling and only picking up speed. I don’t know how much more Chicago is going to take.

5/24/2020 02:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Come on 7-11.

5/24/2020 04:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

6 and fifteen as I look at it now, so SCC is spot on so far, with Sunday and Monday still to go. A disappointing Friday but a Saturday full of murderous work ethic to make up for it.
Well done everyone!

5/24/2020 06:04:00 AM  
Blogger Dan said...

6 killed - 15 wounded per:

5/24/2020 06:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Today and tonight is going to be hot and nice which makes it ripe for spontaneous block parties blowing up, mean mugs, and the inevitable shootings which round out the festivities.

5/24/2020 07:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Have fun. I’m outta here this weekend. Heading up to Lake Geneva and drinking mass amounts of Spotted Cow. See ya!

5/24/2020 07:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Come on Dude Inc. You can do it.

5/24/2020 07:24:00 AM  
Blogger The Keesing Bandit said...

Were they classified as Covid deaths?

Now, kees me you fool!!!!

5/24/2020 07:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Chalkie is disappointed ..... he hasn’t really had to break a sweat so far.
Sunday is supposed to be in the 80’s with a high likelihood of lead.
Go Chalkie, go..... crank up that self cleaning oven.

5/24/2020 09:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

9 and 23 as of now (0915). Not to mention a “mass shooting” (4 victims, one of whom died) in North Lawndale. And nothing but crickets from the mainstream press.

5/24/2020 09:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

94 to go and we stop counting. Right?

5/24/2020 09:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow what a comeback! Chicago.... you surely don’t disappoint.

5/24/2020 09:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sunday morning were 9 for 16. Thats a 56.25% on a fuck yo lock down Memorial day weekend. The south side came up big, lotsa trash talking last night and steady hands on those gats. And its going to be a warm one tonight so team west side needs to play catch up.

Its not like we need those beds or breathers for corona or anything.

5/24/2020 09:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lower Wacker drag racing and LSD loud motorcycling detail along with redeployed teams of Covid’s Surge Police, HQ emptied the house mice contingency doing community street sweeps, C.L.O.W.N. Academy getting ready to reopen.
Shits’bout to get serious.
Texas sized, ass-kickin’ serious.

Less than 42 hours to go and my prediction of 13 kilt - 38 feltpain’ will be overrun tonight.
Oh well.

5/24/2020 10:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Larry said obey, so they do exactly as always, taking good aim and fire. 9 and 16 as of Sunday 9am.

Let's win this one for the dictator and Moondoggie. Perhaps if Mister 300 had brought his Xbox down and challenged these young astronauts, no one would have been shot at all.

5/24/2020 10:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am disappointed in the numbers , it must be the weather .
Today 80’s and muggy , that might add a few domestic murders to the totals .

5/24/2020 11:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Boxcars is my bet. Twelve a sure dead bet.

5/24/2020 11:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

12:42:00 AM
Just because their dead doesn’t mean they won’t vote. Dead people have been voting for years.

5/24/2020 11:30:00 AM  
Anonymous CrookCountyJustice said...

Went bold with 14 and 45. Marksmanship is impressive, as of now 9 have gone on to that great turning around their life as a rapper future in the sky, only 16 with new body openings. I am liking my chances, only need five more to replace their beady little gang banger eyes with X X and 2 hot, sunny days o' death to do it.

Hey there dead dope boys, what can Brown do for you?

300. Laughing my ass off.

The vindictive dwarf ain't gonna be happy Texas Stranger, better come up with a speech.

5/24/2020 11:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

AT 9 on Sunday morning...gonna be at least 15 now.

5/24/2020 01:08:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

In reply to, “ Our Boy; Brown dog the crime fighter needs all the help he can get. He is in a special class all his own.

5/24/2020 01:31:00 AM”

Brown dog made his own decision to dance with the devil lightfoot himself. No exorcism will be able to cure him after his short stint in the blood party city. He’ll be praying to go by the way of Covid 19 express.

5/24/2020 02:36:00 PM  
Anonymous CHALKIE said...

I'm trying my best

I got a few days left 19/ 50

My stats r better than covid, @ least my stats r honest, not like Fuher groots

5/24/2020 04:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The people that make Spotted Cow are ultra liberal DemocRats. I'll stick with Old Style. I'm not enriching DemocRats.

5/24/2020 04:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If the weather holds it can get into 20-es.

5/24/2020 05:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Someone has been to the range.....

5/24/2020 06:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Do stabbing, choking and beating homicides count? Shootings don’t hold the monopoly on mindless violence.

5/24/2020 07:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Corporal Punishment said...

Wow! The dead-to-wounded ratio is impressive this holiday weekend. Supt. Urkel Brown is probably wondering why the hell he took the job. For the rest of us...Look, Laugh Leave.

5/25/2020 12:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Real figures 9 dead 28 wounded as of 7 am, Monday morning.

But in the Twilight Zone things differ. Mayor Mini the long tailed Rat and Moondoggie's figures are slightly different .... 9 dead from Covid, 28 hospitalized with the deadly China virus that now even produces bullet like holes in the body. Zero dead or wounded from gunfire. Under 300 is now inevitable, said a grinning Superintendent Brown. My plan works. I am indeed "much heralded". By the way, I charge 5 bucks per autograph. The Sun-Times and Tribune reporters delightfully publish these amazing stats of zero dead this long weekend. With Moprah saying, "you see she was right, 9 dead so far this weekend from Covid, the lockdown must remain until the fall. It's killing black people at an extreme rate. Mayor Lightfoot knows what she is doing".

Larry, speaking to the citizens of her kingdom said "look at the statistics I have given you and obey or there will be hell to pay. This racist virus must be purged from existence. Total control is the only way my friends. You don't want to see me mad, I can be quite vengeful". Her lap pup Sup nods in agreement. "She came after me with her broom and it hurt", said Brown in a childlike tone.

5/25/2020 07:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Does the little Pigmy Mayor’s appearance command respect with those baggy men’s suits and clown shoes

5/25/2020 08:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Looks like hun control is working. Shot placement seems to have improved.

5/25/2020 02:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don’t worry, we are gonna get a new warm and fuzzy citywide unit to write suspended DL arrests and build them habitat for humanity houses. Maybe the citywide unit can go to 70th and Lowe from the 10-1 last night and bridge the gap by building them another house over there. Hey supe, I hope you are watching the videos from these 10-1s and mass parties and learning about Chicago.. this isn’t Dallas. The people and gang members in Dallas are nothing like here. Chicago ghetto folk are like no other in the entire country. The people we work with who like the police and attend caps meetings and would help with you community relations programs are not the problem. They already work and support the police. You all of a sudden are not going to get gangs to cooperate with any public relations stunt just because. And if you do it will be forced as a condition of parole or probation. Otherwise the couple dozen or so you may get to be involved means nothing. If you want crime down, then you need to listen to the police on the street. Yes, you CAN arrest your way out of problems. Send in units to stop everything that moves and lock up gang members then do it and watch the neighborhood stop. Otherwise, watch this trend grow.

5/25/2020 02:24:00 PM  
Blogger Civilian CPD Devotee said...

I hear Chance the Crapper is complaining how the Police are treating his peoples.

5/25/2020 05:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fox News app has headline:
Chicago sees deadliest Memorial Day weekend in years: 9 shot fatally, 27 wounded.
We’ve still got a few hours to go.

Hey Brown Nose you still sticking to that 300 pipe dream??
You’re 1/30th of your way there in just one weekend.... and just as summer officially begins.

5/25/2020 08:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The sister of slain officer T Wortham wrote a commentary piece in Sunday's suntime. Brief but very admirable. Backed broken window and looking at the real problem and how police are not the problem. I met her a couple times before she left CPD. Nice lady

5/25/2020 11:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Spotted Cow sucks.

5/26/2020 08:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Two Letters to the Editor Contributors (Chicago Sun-Times, 5-26-2020) agreed with Sandra Wortham. 🇺🇸👮🤓

5/27/2020 03:37:00 AM  

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