Monday, June 15, 2020

Popcorn Fundraiser

  • In the early morning of June 1st 2020, Chicago Police Officers were tasked with securing the office of Congressman and Black Panther Bobby Rush, after it had been broken into and looted. After days of Civil Unrest withing the City, these Officers were tasked with securing the office of the Congressman, who has previously filed complaints against Police Officers, only for them to be dismissed when Officers body cameras showed he was blatantly lying.

    One would think that Officers would be leery to spend any amount of time in the office of an unethical politician who has a history of lying and been investigated by The Office of Congressional Ethics on more than one occasion, however after being on their second 12 hour shift, with less than 5 hours in between the two, the Officers followed orders and secured the office. After days of being on their feet and left at various looted locations of the City, these Officers had the audacity to not only sit down in the office, but to also eat the Congressman's popcorn. In a press release, the Congressman was appalled that they would dare eat his popcorn during a riot, however given his questionable spending practices in the past, one could deduce that tax payers most likely paid for that popcorn.

    Since the Congressman is upset enough to hold a press conference to tell everyone that police officers ate his popcorn, we are raising funds to have a gigantic bag of popcorn sent to his office on behalf of the tax payers who most likely bought the original batch that the Officers ate. A large bag from Walmart, which contains 175 cups of popcorn, is $57.98 with delivery. Everything collected beyond the $57.98 will be donated to the Chicago Police Memorial Foundation, which supports the families of Officers who have made the ultimate sacrifice protecting this City and its citizens, yes even citizens such as Congressman Bobby Rush. So please help replace Bobby's precious popcorn so we don't have to have our daytime television interrupted again, just to listen to a grown man cry about popcorn.
It looks like you can't contribute anything less than $5, but they've already raised over $275.

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71 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

You can also order custom label microwave popcorn. Design it any way you want.

6/15/2020 12:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I wanted to give a more appropriate gift, so I donated some dog shit. Enjoy.

6/15/2020 12:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

is and always will be a mutt pos.

6/15/2020 12:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That’s a lot of popcorn. Just don’t pelt his office with it like it’s a wedding

6/15/2020 12:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anything beyond unpopped popcorn equivalent to 2 servings and grounds for 2 pots of coffee is too much. Groot and Dribbles can rot in hell before I would give them more than what was used.

6/15/2020 12:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fuck that turd. Wouldn’t give Him shit.

6/15/2020 12:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

BPM -Burnt Popcorn Matters.

6/15/2020 12:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Crying about his bag of popcorn. It would be funny to hear his calls to the police demanding they go protect his office.

6/15/2020 01:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Up to $400....and $5

6/15/2020 01:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fuck that Panther, don't feed him.

6/15/2020 01:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Rush is a fucking gamer. Don't play his game.
We owe him nothing.

6/15/2020 02:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Give that bastard nothing even though you think it’s funny. He would capitalize on the popcorn by donating it to his play church members. Use the money to file a lawsuit against him for the recovery of the money he stole from the taxpayers.

6/15/2020 02:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We can also throw in a couple of cases of turkey flavored pringles for ole boy to munch on.

6/15/2020 02:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I just saw that they posted the order receipt to the page, I'm dying

6/15/2020 02:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To paraphrase Baby Bear, "Someone's been tasting my popcorn and ate it all up!"

6/15/2020 04:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That SHITHEAD can go to hell b4 I give him anything.

6/15/2020 04:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Rush is such a rectum.

6/15/2020 04:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Love the go fund me. Great original idea. 95% of money goes to charity and the other 5% is a good laughable gift sent. Well done

6/15/2020 04:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Rush doesn't really needs campaign office. He never loses to unknown opposition. Even Obama couldn't beat him. 😑

6/15/2020 05:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Rush. So please help replace Bobby's precious popcorn so we don't have to have our daytime television interrupted again, just to listen to a grown man cry about popcorn.

The audacity of him to interrupt my favorite reality show Maury, I just can't seem to get enough of the single female breeders and their feral offspring trying to scientifically discover who their biological daddies were...

6/15/2020 05:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What about the coffee and cups used?

How about the toilet paper?

Wait should we also include the electrical power used?

No, let’s just consider this a lesson learned........

No good deed goes unpunished!

Stay as far away from this goof Rush, he has always been bad news!

6/15/2020 05:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just donated under the name "Choke ONIT"

6/15/2020 05:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Buy him a pack of pacifiers because I’m tired of hearing him cry like a little baby about everything.

6/15/2020 05:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And to think this mumbling motherfucker makes law in the United States

6/15/2020 05:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

FYI

IAD took RUSHES compliant regarding the officers "lounging".

But good ole IAD made rush generate a case report. AT a police station(002).

Keep this in mind
Rush will never sign any affadavit
Rush sent his pretty little "office" manager (girlfriend) to do a report
The report was done at the desk so no camerase would have it.
The report has nothing about officer taking popcorn or lying down in fact it doesnt say anything about officer being forced to be private security for a NON goverment building.

You can assume that IAD is trying to throw the case because the case stinks and involves and exempt and a few white shirts.

You can assume LORI will have the case buried just like the special ED polish the knob video which still has not been relaesed for some odd reason.

The report was done 2 weeks late????

6/15/2020 06:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

https://www.facebook.com/ChicagoMayorsOffice/videos/293298122079598/

6/15/2020 06:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fuck him and the mayor 👎

6/15/2020 06:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I thought he croaked years ago. Oh wait ...he just looks "daid".

6/15/2020 06:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Make sure he knows it's from Walmart. They donate to Republicans heavily.
Also, you can send him a bag of gummy penises. Its anonymous "eat a bag of dicks" gift available online.

6/15/2020 07:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The donation should be in the name of Fred Hampton!

6/15/2020 07:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is it true that inspectors were at roll call last week looking for popcorn shells stuck in officer's teeth in order to identify the culprits?

6/15/2020 07:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Even Orville Redenbacher chipped in! Best gofund me ever

6/15/2020 07:46:00 AM  
Blogger The Keesing Bandit said...

I call bullshit on this story. I can't believe that the community of Mayor BugEyes looted the Office and didn't take the popcorn.

Now, kees me you fool!!!!

6/15/2020 07:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Personally, I'd like to buy about 50 of those bags of popcorn and then have it blown into his office like insulation.
Fill the MFs office wall to wall and floor to ceiling.

6/15/2020 08:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

6/15/2020 02:39:00 AM

lmfao. Thanks for that !!

6/15/2020 08:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bobby Rush should be the last person pointing fingers. A portion of his current monthly salary is being deducted every month to pay back a million dollar loan for his church that he failed to make payment on. Also whatever happened to the million dollars he had stolen to open up a technology center in his district for black kids. Money went missing and center never opened up, that was from a few years ago. Can somebody tell me what happened to the million dollars he receive from the federal government for the technology center.

6/15/2020 08:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Calculating money and cups???
Waste of time on this crumb bum.
What's his fucking net worth?
He's a piss ant for complaining. No balls.
He's drifting towards dementia because the total cost
was well under ten dollars. And you call media for that?

6/15/2020 08:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I wouldn’t give him one penny, this guy is done so much against United States of America from tax evasion, to extreme lying again and again a gangbanger they catch this position is always a gang banger! This moron is so against law-abiding people just like the mayor and the rest of the elected Democrats who bastardized the police on a constant basis fuck him.

6/15/2020 08:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It wouldn't surprise me that Poppy Rushenbacher only eats looted popcorn.

6/15/2020 08:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have to wonder if Bobby realizes the officers in all probability used " his toilet"..

6/15/2020 08:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don't give that mutt any more than what was taken. The rest of the money should go towards the officers

6/15/2020 08:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

this congress critter is the evil scumbag responsible for HR6666, the 100 BILLION dollar gates/rockefeller foundation plan to enslave us all in an electronic hell where you can't participate in life without being entered as covid positive then take mandatory "vaccines" and have an "immunity passport"! Oh, and he was given the details 9 months ago August 12th to 19th, 2019 in Rwanda at a gates/rockefeller week long conference - before the Plandemic started....

6/15/2020 09:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That's great! A good amount raised for the Memorial Foundation!

6/15/2020 09:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I hope they deliver a dump trucks worth of popcorn and dump it directly in front of the office doors.
Fuck you Bobby you lying, racist jag off.

6/15/2020 09:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Napolitano on WGN this morning. Ended with the best zinger, had popcorn in his shot and invited people over, said he doesn’t mind sharing! Made my day. And thank you for supporting the police!

6/15/2020 09:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Donated in memory of Jimmy O’Connor. EOW 9/16/95. Still miss you. Pray for you daily.

6/15/2020 09:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Baaaaaa hahahahaha
Fred Hampton blend ?

6/15/2020 09:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Get a sack of feed corn and dump it in front of his door.

6/15/2020 10:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don’t mind the mocking gesture for a rotten, vile piece of shit.
But by gosh, I wish you people would STOP using GoFcukMe for fundraising.
Not only do they take a percentage, they censure and cancel donation campaigns that don't fit their agenda.

Better to scatter popcorn on his sidewalk so flocks of pigeons can get used to knowing where to find a daily meal everyday.
Redirect the donations to an account at CPFCU for the CPMF, or maybe FOP Popcorn Relief and Legal Aid Fund.
Stay away from GFM.

Fuck You Booty Rush and Larri too.

6/15/2020 10:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm retired CPD. Baby Rush sounds like an ass. I'd love to deliver that popcorn right to that crybaby. Who does he think he is? Aren't we all not human beings? To complain about humans eating I feel is something that should make a politician lose his job. It's not fair to all the community to have an ass like this in some type of office making decisions.

6/15/2020 10:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Everything collected beyond the $57.98 will be donated to the Chicago Police Memorial Foundation, which supports the families of Officers

6/15/2020 10:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That office is paid for by Illinois tax payers along with everything inside of it. It isn't his office, it is a taxpayers office. Fuck him.

6/15/2020 10:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

piss in the bag before giving it to ole Black Panther.... he deserves nothing less

6/15/2020 10:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Do you think that all these people would be out demonstrating if they had the option of going to work, the beach, park, movies, concerts, restaurants, plays, the 606 trail, fishing, playground, gym, ball park, soccer game, football practice, the tennis courts, the mall, the salon, saloon or barber shop? Just wondering.

6/15/2020 10:32:00 AM  
Blogger Cuthbert J Twillie said...

You know what's going to happen when that Popcorn arrives at his office, right? He's going to call a Press conference and claim that it was 'a message of intimidation' from police, and naturally -- Raaaaacist, and a Hate Crime.

And you can bet Mz midget-mayor LightFuhrer will be by his side, stomping her little feet in anger while muttering, Harumph!.. Harumph!..

One of the goofs will demand a Federal Investigation, including of GoFundMe for being party to this dastardly attempt of 'Intimidation of a US Congressman'.

So I don't know????, maybe it'd just be easier to just mail a $5.00 Dollar Bill to his office with a note: 'Here Bobby, buy some popcorn & stick it up your ass'.

6/15/2020 10:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Should fill his office with popcorn like the professor's house in Real Genius.

6/15/2020 11:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I would love to see his office completely filled with popcorn like they did in the 1985 movie "Real Genius"

6/15/2020 12:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Does he have to list this gift on his ethics statement?

6/15/2020 12:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To make your point, I would suggest you send MUCH more than one bag.
Also... so that we can help out in a different way, I would appreciate
it if you could confirm the address of Mr. Rush's office where this occurred.
I would like to send him my own bag of popcorn.

6/15/2020 02:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wasn’t he the federal snitch that set up the States Attorney’s police Detail of Chicago Police to raid the a Black Panther apt on Monroe?

6/15/2020 05:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How about some "Chocolate" flavored popcorn???

6/15/2020 05:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Any truth to the rumor that multiple bags of popcorn have been tossed on to Bobby's lawn over the past few days?

If so--hilarious!

6/15/2020 05:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Give him exactly what he’s given his constituents for the last 27 years....absolutely nothing!

6/15/2020 06:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I go way back to Hanrahan States Attorney, Bobby Rush was the snitch

6/15/2020 06:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

After seeing the photo I laughed so hard it hurt thanks SCC I needed that...

6/15/2020 07:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I agree... Don't give that lump of Shit anything!!!
Racist asshole!

6/15/2020 08:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I would be so very glad to sit and eat popcorn at Rush's grave. The test if a person was "Successful" in his life is if more people are sad then glad when that person dies. No success in Rush's life.

6/15/2020 08:56:00 PM  
Anonymous outside looking in and LMFAO said...

it's not about the popcorn or even the coffee.

it's the floater that some fucker left in his toilet.

6/15/2020 10:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

the water reclamation district has a lab in stickney. they grow things in their " product " . its to figure out how best to market their millions of tons of fertilizer from you know where. the corn cobs grow like two feet long ! they call it poop corn ! i wonder if the good progressives at the mwrd would like to send a semi load over to the aggreived congress critters outhouse of an office.

6/15/2020 11:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yes! Thank you! I was trying to recall what movie that was!

6/15/2020 10:44:00 AM
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Should fill his office with popcorn like the professor's house in Real Genius.

6/15/2020 11:54:00 AM
Anonymous Anonymous said...
I would love to see his office completely filled with popcorn like they did in the 1985 movie "Real Genius"

6/16/2020 08:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just get him a retirement cake and be done with this over the hill past his prime bottom feeder.

6/17/2020 09:43:00 AM  

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