An Award?
Someone said in the comments that we all got a "2019 Crime Reduction Award."
Anyone know how to access the Awards system?
Better get it now since no one is getting any awards this year. Does anyone know if we get a picture with Brownie and Groot?
Anyone know how to access the Awards system?
Better get it now since no one is getting any awards this year. Does anyone know if we get a picture with Brownie and Groot?
Labels: department issues
posted by SCC at 12:01 AM
49 Comments:
Participation trophy?
No thanks.
Just Google the CPD suicides for the last year,
including the exempt from yesterday.
Who do they thing they are kidding?
We resent being patronized.
That's intended for you, Lightfoot & Brown.
Uh, didn't you SCC have a post earlier in the year the lil Tony Riccio wrote it up? (Thank's Tony!) And it's where the rest of your rewards are. I might be available for private instructional lessons
How to access it?
Ask the 1st Deputy.
"2019 Crime Reduction Award."
Is that like a Participation Trophy?
Even recruits from the academy are getting this award.
There’s a box on the wire PRS. There you can get your complimentary history.
That's like Dart getting a fiscal management award. 25% increase budget of 614 million (inflation adjusted), 1287 less officers, and only 35% of former jail population. Sounds like enron, no just Cook County patronage.
Carter needs more on his shirt.
So we will get a C-19 award. Little white mask.
Peaceful demonstrators award. Black & blue.
Battle of Columbus award. Green, white & red.
Bobby Black panther Rush popcorn award. Black background with little yellow dots.
12 hr day award. A little clock face for each day you worked 12 or more hours.
No rdo award. A little calendar for each week you did not get a day off.
No vehicle chase award. A little car for each year you didn't participate in a veh pursuit or "just following." Tac & special units
need not apply. House mice will look marvelous!
Exempts only: Fuck over cops award: canceling RDOs in under 24 hours and then canceling the canceling hours before the start time.
Other actions will also get recognition.
All personal, regardless of assignment, or what their duties were, will get these awards,
just like the CAPS, DNC, crime reduction awards.
Wearing these awards is mandatory, not just encouraged. The carter look is the goal.
How about awards for Chicago politicians supporting, abetting and defending rioters, mayhem, violence, Marxism and police hate?
I'm sure George Soros and the Chicoms could chip in a few million.
Oh yeah. You will receive a photo of you with the Groot and Brownie Fife, if you want one. They will "photoshop drop" you into the middle of the two of them. The background will be the city seal hanging on the HQ lobby east brick wall. They can even morph you into a uniform if there is no photo of you wearing a uniform. They just need your face. Your height and weight might not be perfect, but you get the photo you desire while all three of you remain compliant with the covid rule of no congregating. But the question begs to be asked. Why would you want to be in a photo with either or both of those two assholes?
In order to see what awards wee put in for you or those waiting for approval....go to clear, sign in and scroll down to where it says awards query. Or go to the wire and sign in like if you were going to do an arrest report and you'll see on that page after you sign in the awards query, click on that.
I was hoping for a crime promotion award this year ...
shit, you want your kisser sharing a photo with those two?
think of your reputation.
When do they start passing out the ribbons for exemplary medical abuse? It'll look real nice next to the department condemnation ribbon I got a few years back.
Better get it now since no one is getting any awards this year. Does anyone know if we get a picture with Brownie and Groot?
Can't because of social distancing and all.
You do get a signed picture of Groot in her swimsuit though
Another made up, participation bullshit award for bossholes to put on the vest!
Big deal, yawn!
You can file that in the circular file with the Appearance Award.
Just another meaningless medal for Caterr’s shirt. Tin horn dictator.
(OT) something to take your mind off the madness cool old Chicago pictures:
https://images.chicagohistory.org/groupitem/1023/
Heard from a very reliable source that Carter is the only recipient issued such prestigious award
I'll bet Carter gets a few awards this year. He's going to need another shirt!
Someone said in the comments that we all got a "2019 Crime Reduction Award."
Anyone know how to access the Awards system?
Better get it now since no one is getting any awards this year. Does anyone know if we get a picture with Brownie and Groot?
Labels: department issues
In lieu of a contract, awards will be given to all participants of "Groot's greatest shit show on earth"...
Sorry yo , I wouldn't accept an award or take a photo with either esp with her
I’m getting a “Cleaned up after ghetto rats” unit citation. I’m so proud. And my family Has been telling all the neighbors.
I remember on the Dobie Gillis show when Dobie's father used to proudly say that he was awarded the Good Conduct Medal in the service.I
Now, kees me you fool!!!!
Carter's shirt is going to rip off with all these medals
Anonymous Anonymous said...
In order to see what awards wee put in for you or those waiting for approval....go to clear, sign in and scroll down to where it says awards query. Or go to the wire and sign in like if you were going to do an arrest report and you'll see on that page after you sign in the awards query, click on that.
7/29/2020 03:18:00 AM
.............. what's an arrest report?
I truly respect the awarding and wearing police and military awards for valor, exemplary on or off-duty conduct, lifesaving, FTO, longevity, etc. and proudly wearing them on one's uniform. However, at some point they'll need to limit what deserves to be worn on the day-to-day police uniform, so people can still see their badges and nametags. ;) Full-dress/formal uniforms can go all out with the awards, service pins, etc.
COPA is looking into that.
The only way to reduce crime is to either proactivity by manhandling arrest or lying on stats.
If crime is down, the award should go to the community that endured the negligence and disregard by CookCo States Atty.
Most of 2019 was still under Jugghead SpecialEd who in just 3-1/2 strategy packed years racked up more murders and shootings than the total of the past 3 superintendents had in their combined 9+ years.
This just in:
Groot Housekeeping has awarded Hashed Browns their highest honor, The Seal of Approval.
Also in the works, Roomba is coming out with a limited edition, faux cowhide emblazoned, Hash Brown cordless vacuum. These remote operated devices will substantially reduce the number of physical sworn personnel needed to clean up after others.
Now, if there were only Best Dressed Awards for the City Elected...
shit, you want your kisser sharing a photo with those two?
think of your reputation.
Isn't it a policy violation to hang with known criminals?
I, for one am very proud of my medals and awards. Especially my award for good penmanship. Or my award for promptness! My award for coloring between the lines is especially dear to me.
With all of the awards I have earned I expect to be made Exempt very shortly! It's only fair. I'm hoping that they establish an award, with medal of course, for obedience. God bless our Exempts. They are true leaders and show us all that being the "police' has zero to do with promotion. Perhaps a medal depicting a golden mouse, as in house mouse, is coming. We can only hope. I have to go now, it's getting chilly here at my desk. Signed....Soon to be Exempt.
Its already there. Ran my history about a month ago to update my resume and it shows up. 1st dep is the persin that approved it. 2019 crime reduction award
Don't you mean the mural on the north wall at headquarters that shows Lady Justice with money on one side of the scale and a ledger on the other side.
Here is where you can buy all the silly CPD ribbons:
http://www.cfe-tagman.com/cpdribbons.html
Anonymous Anonymous said...
When do they start passing out the ribbons for exemplary medical abuse? It'll look real nice next to the department condemnation ribbon I got a few years back.
7/29/2020 05:24:00 AM
We had a guy in water with like 30 medical beefs. Fucking legend.
I work at HQ, been here my whole career, I have 4 rows of ribbons, that’s 12 awards, all have been participation ribbons and yet I have t participated in any of these things, except the 96 DNC- but I was in the academy then and only spent a few hours there tearing traffic barriers down on the last day.
Anonymous said...
"2019 Crime Reduction Award."
Is that like a Participation Trophy?
7/29/2020 12:27:00 AM
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No, its more like a bowling trophy.
Anonymous said...
Oh yeah. You will receive a photo of you with the Groot and Brownie Fife, if you want one. They will "photoshop drop" you into the middle of the two of them. The background will be the city seal hanging on the HQ lobby east brick wall. They can even morph you into a uniform if there is no photo of you wearing a uniform. They just need your face. Your height and weight might not be perfect, but you get the photo you desire while all three of you remain compliant with the covid rule of no congregating. But the question begs to be asked. Why would you want to be in a photo with either or both of those two assholes?
7/29/2020 02:46:00 AM
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What desperate person would want their picture taken between these two morons. Another question is how many photo request since the Murder Queen took office? 50,100, 300?
Just asking for a friend at city hall working on the 5th floor.
Your friend,
Larry
New first deputy doesn’t wear a T-shirt , body armor,taser or body camera .
He does like wearing participation ribbons on his uniform shirt .
He is impotent , just ax him .
Awards , medals , ribbons for Dress Uniform , not field uniform , especially when out of uniform .
Here is where you can buy all the silly CPD ribbons:
http://www.cfe-tagman.com/cpdribbons.html
7/29/2020 01:52:00 PM
I only wanted one of them, but the Eric Carter Bunch-O-Bullshit ribbon bar is on back order.
Old news bro. Check your complimentary history. Notice I said complimentary and not “complementary?” Reference: Supe’s July 15 press release spelled it incorrectly when discussing Waller’s complimentary letters received. Very professional.
Anyway this award was approved some time ago. Never got the certificate suitable for framing nor the ribbon.
I got an Auxilium Latinum award
when I was in a Catholic seminary.
Can you translate SEMPER UBI
SUB UBI?
I didn’t earn that one, I did nothing to reduce crime
Some of the bosses are starting to look like lost South American generals with all the ribbon bars and farts and darts and all the T.G.I. Friday's pin swag.
Department coming out with the 19p ribbon. 19p over 75 percent of your jobs and you get it. It comes with a groot coffee mug and a box of orville redenbacher popcorn.
Semper ubi sub ubi always where underwear.
Old news bro. Check your complimentary history. Notice I said complimentary and not “complementary?” Reference: Supe’s July 15 press release spelled it incorrectly when discussing Waller’s complimentary letters received. Very professional.
Anyway this award was approved some time ago. Never got the certificate suitable for framing nor the ribbon.
7/29/2020 10:53:00 PM
Damn, don't I feel like the CPS student here. I don't think I really paid attention, just whatever auto spell pops up as, thanks bro.
Oh, and that award is sitting in someone's desk lol dont hold your breath on the paper. I got a paper award some years ago, the brains that printed it (whole another story with that;) put it upside down and had sooo many spelling errors HA! I framed it for shits & giggles on the days the dept angers me over stupid shit then I look at it and LMFAO calumet College adult version of CPS
I love these non-sense awards CPD gives out. They become a very useful tool. I personally use them at home, when I pound them into the wall, and hang a picture on them!!
Is this a real award?
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