Monday, July 27, 2020

Associate Superintendent?

Anyone ever hear of this made-up rank?

You might later today.

CPD is getting overly top-heavy.

And you can blame it on Groot.

You already have a First Deputy. Is the Ass Super going to outrank him?

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179 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

DOES IT SURPRISE ANYONE HERE???

carter is a moron. he looks like an idiot with his merit badges that cover most of his front shirt. BTW, captain crunch wants his uniform back.

7/27/2020 06:41:00 AM  
Anonymous F/U GROOT said...

It's the democRAT way! Have as many people beholding to you as possible. The ASS SUP will have an inside staff of lt's, sgt's and po's made up of dollies who he never had a chance with until now. It's a good thing. Almost everyone will be happier with this new system. Almost everyone.

GOD bless my CPD and F/U GROOT.

7/27/2020 06:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sounds like she is getting ready to dump Brown and the Associate will take over.

7/27/2020 06:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It’s like an “associate” at Target but with a great pension.

7/27/2020 06:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

These new superintendent positions are just favors owed and returned. Just as the "business liaison" position at the district level. This department sucks.

7/27/2020 06:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ass Supe

7/27/2020 07:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Perhaps a former exempt, attorney re appears?

7/27/2020 07:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Only 3 dead and 59 wounded over the weekend!

July is still below 100 dead!

There will be great rejoicing Downtown!

7/27/2020 07:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well since Larry is really Superintendent then Moondoggie must be the Ass Sup. To me he has always been a major Ass Sup.

7/27/2020 07:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The associate supe is the same civilian who has been actually calling the shots with groot during all this civil unrest. Now instead of it being outside pressure groot has her person doing the day to day operations. The day to day guy use to be the chief of patrol... not anymore. Now it will be groots spot making the calls and brown will be the media boy figurehead of the department. It’s a civilian former federal prosecutor who had a major role in the LAPD consent decree implementation and rolled out a “state of the art” community policing program. Highly liberal and is a close associate to Hillary and was going to be one of her Cabinet picks.

7/27/2020 07:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Was same under weis. 1st deputy is higher

7/27/2020 07:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Superintendent Associate - Super Ass

7/27/2020 07:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Chicago police Department is already top heavy. All pensions for LT or CPT and above should be set at $115,000 for 25 years
And $120,000 for 30 years 75% This is the only way to put a cap on pensions for Dep chiefs and above pensions due to being given the position and not earning it. This alone will save tons of $ for CPD pension

7/27/2020 07:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Pentagon says 3.5 Stars for the rank with Commissar power

7/27/2020 08:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sounds like a civilian-only position that Groot can put some rabid cop-hater in.
Will he/she/it be called the Ass Super or the Super Ass?

7/27/2020 08:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sean Malinowski is on a big "power grab and money" with the mayor and the crime lab..Him,Beck are all contracted by the crime lab, all they do is chart crime with no results also what did Beck do here....

7/27/2020 08:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We got HOW MANY upper level echelon already?
First Deputy, Deputies of every Bureau, Area Chiefs, Chiefs, Commanders, XO’s,
How many of these are there? How many are single-double-triple merit?
How many of each persuasion? Male/female/non-binary....white/black/hispanic/asian/..??
And now an Asst Super? WTF is that? Civilian or Police? Will THIS finally be someone
with actual intelligence to RUN this department, or is he/she/they another mayoral
plant to do her bidding? A plant who will be the official “I’m gonna tell Lori what you people
are doing!” snitch?
Won’t matter.......Dude, Inc sent out the juvies this weekend to do the 59 shot, 3 dead because
of the Feds being here....figured they won’t get Fed time,,,,.....that’s why the shot/kill ratio was down.......
Still, 62 shot total still outranks previous years......

7/27/2020 08:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sounds like brown is getting outta' town and setting up the next stooge!!! Maybe (s)he's gonna clown all of you and pull a father faker out of her hat for the final straw!!!

7/27/2020 08:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dog and pony show, just like the disbanded area units. All the department did was shuffle people around, promote more incompetent merit hacks and rename area units. Soon they will add more director titles for civilians with gold stars and a hefty pension.

7/27/2020 08:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

“Ass Super” LOL...........................

7/27/2020 08:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It sounds like the "ASS" will be the one with the brains.

This city is so fucked.

7/27/2020 08:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Doesn’t Walmart have associates? It has a certain ring to it. Associate watch commander, associate lockup keeper, associate desk mouse.

7/27/2020 08:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We already have 2 first deputies, do we not? Carter of Operations and West of Constitutional Policing?

Now we have an Ass Superintedent? Again, something we already have!

7/27/2020 08:40:00 AM  
Blogger The Keesing Bandit said...

A new job for an old incompetent.

Now, kees me you fool!!!!

7/27/2020 08:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sean Malinowski?

7/27/2020 08:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Will the associate superintendent be allowed to lead the bozo grand march? How many days without a fair contract?

7/27/2020 08:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

CPD must end gold braid pension , not create more do nothing command staff .
Brown get rid of Captain / Inspector and XO ranks , they do zero .

7/27/2020 08:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Blackinton is firing up the old furnace while making a new mold. They are full-speed ahead for a Groot special order. ASS SUPER will look perfect on a new exempt star.

7/27/2020 08:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It only means Groot can appoint another do nothing to cover her ass

7/27/2020 08:59:00 AM  
Blogger Sara Morrison said...

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7/27/2020 09:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Our mayor closes down bars , fines businesses . Yet lat night , civilized people that need to sleep are calling 911 because over 200 people are on the streets having a party at midnight near 46th and Laport the leclaire courts area . Many Hispanics have moved there and actually work while the 3rd and 4th generations of welfare rats party .

7/27/2020 09:20:00 AM  
Blogger Cindy said...

more people in charge who dont know what they are doing... typical government

7/27/2020 09:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Pension is through due to all these goofs

7/27/2020 09:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don’t expect it was the low energy, unenthusiastic, former aeronautical dreamer, Mr Moonie Mashed Hashed Brown calling in a brain trust, more like Larri LightFührer is countering the DOJ.
Is this sort of maneuvering is getting familiar yet?

Associate Superintendent (scharführer), then we’ll need an deppity assistant associate supt, associated chiefs, associate assistants to associate supervisors, associate office staff, associate day off groups, associate workspaces, associate CAPS...and so one. Established to carry out very specific duties.

Must be a civilian position with a political agenda and chip on their shoulder (Göring or Müller figure).
With the impending departure of the abysmal 35 yr merit wonder Benedict Arnold this week, Larri would prefer a another sit on your hands White fall guy to blame, one that can be a deflection.

For the record -
Adolf had his vision of associate policing.
It all began with a peaceful protest (and incendiary device) on the Reichstag Building by the NSWP (teachers?) in February 1933, four weeks after he was sworn in.

7/27/2020 09:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Another police hating civilian?

7/27/2020 09:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Remember MASH? They promoted Radar to Corporal-Captain.

7/27/2020 09:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Econ 1A. The more management, the lessor the quality of the product, as well as increased product cost. Or too many chiefs and not enough Indians. Groot is seeking to control, obviously. And once again, by over-managing she(it?) hopes to get that much closer to Zimbabwe

7/27/2020 09:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sounds like the "Political Officer" the communist systems use in their military.

Groot putting a full time spy in the Supe office?

Brown making independent noises?

7/27/2020 09:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The dwarf can afford to pay out over $100K a year salary, bennies, car and driver, etc, etc, etc. But the dwarf won’t settle on a contract nor will the dwarf make arrangements for payments to the pension. No doubt this position is intended to report directly to the dwarf. The eyes of the dwarf are upon mahogany head, for wherever he goes, whatever he does, she is watching. Mahogany head’s shadow. Why else the position. To add insult to injury, the shadow will be allowed to buy into the pension.

Of course, maybe this will never happen.

7/27/2020 09:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh boy! I sure hope it is a great leader rather than the drinking buddies and DNA receptacles of Eddie Johnson we have become accustomed to.

7/27/2020 09:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just as long as you don't call the position "Chief" Superintendent.

The word "chief" is not allowed by the politically-correct crowd.

7/27/2020 10:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

WTF?!

7/27/2020 10:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Are Dem like one of those 4 or more Deputy Mayor's she appointed.

7/27/2020 10:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why ? Are you kidding ? You can place as many people you want there making over 159k a year and the shootings will continue on the south and west sides. What a taxpayer waste. Who’s behind this ?

Just axin

7/27/2020 10:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lori is the most incompetent & over her head mayor I have seen in 50 yrs of being in the city.

7/27/2020 10:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Robin Roberts is an exempt. I’m thinking Lester Holt might be the Assistant Superintendent.

7/27/2020 10:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nobody wants the top job, and it won’t be long before Brown skedaddles back to Texas, either on his own or with a push from Groot. These mopes in the newly created positions are on standby to slide into the top job on a moments notice so Groot looks semi-competent.

Besides, how can Chicago recruit someone else to walk into this disaster?

7/27/2020 11:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

before everybody starts b-tches remember how many useless commander spots fat phil made/ along with taking care of the desk dollies / bosses side pieces.

7/27/2020 11:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I would want to be the assistant to the Associate Superintendent’s assistant.

7/27/2020 11:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why not just go for the ASS part?

7/27/2020 11:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

CPD IS overly top-heavy.


rb

7/27/2020 11:36:00 AM  
Anonymous near north crier said...

How about pushing/shoving to get rid of gold braid pensions? Studies by esteemed epidemiologist Dr. Seuss show having an annuity based on career service rank will extend the life of the pension fund by at least three months.

Selling the City's mothballed Columbus statues to recycler extraordinaire G.I. will give another three months of life to the fund -- maybe retired FOP Prez and Pension Board member M.S. can take the lead on this one?

7/27/2020 11:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That’s what happens when you make the wrong hire for superintendent.
When you choose someone incompetent who doesn’t understand the city, you are now in a real pickle.

Typically it’s easiest to do things right the first time.
As with anything in life, doing it wrong the first time and trying to fix it wastes both time and resources.

7/27/2020 11:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ooh! Ooh!!!
Where do I sign up to be one of the Associate Supes drivers?
I want to throw my hat in for a promotion!

7/27/2020 11:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

who is being rewarded, and for what?

7/27/2020 12:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is a mockery of policing. Larry can hire twelve assistants and her constituents will continue to amp up the carnage. Remember, police are the problem.

7/27/2020 12:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

“How exciting, I wonder if I’m getting promoted?” Said the gold star...

7/27/2020 12:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ASS/ociate Superintendent. Guess Brown is not up to job alone. Total failure so far most shot this weekend in last 7 years. Not as many dead as last year, just chalk that up to bad aim and good Docs. Bet they crow all about how few were killed rather that record number shot.

7/27/2020 12:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It sound like Mayor Larry ain't trusting the Supe, that wrong.

7/27/2020 12:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That way there will be someone in place already, groomed with her bull shit, to replace the Soon to be “running for hill country” Brown.

7/27/2020 12:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Re-arrange the CPD whatever way you like, but it is a sunken ship however you try to peddle it. Sorry ground Troops, but you are managed and led by the Communist Party. It's time to move on and find a new job in a new State, if you are still young enough.

7/27/2020 01:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I remember when they Weis made Jackson and Cuelo assistant superintendents, how many associates will there be?

7/27/2020 01:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

????????????????? Sounds like a mole position for Lightfoot.

7/27/2020 01:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Neither created six-figure job where they will get the same pension six-figure also, then over here using the rented bikes to carjack people senior citizens their lives matter also right mayor:

Dozen Divvy bike riders carjack 82-year-old in Streeterville: police
https://www.fox32chicago.com/news/dozen-divvy-bike-riders-carjack-82-year-old-in-streeterville-police

7/27/2020 01:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That will be department wide, she doesn’t just hate blue shits she “Systematically” hates all police officers, sgt’s LT’s, Capt’s, etc etc. She will replace all authority spots to civilian.

7/27/2020 01:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am a branch manager, I trim trees. I am a plant manager, I work at a florist. I am an associate superintendent,I associate with asses.

7/27/2020 01:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

2 weeks to figure out Carter is stupid that didn’t take long

7/27/2020 01:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT
Rush Limbaugh played a clip of Bobby Rush accusing Trump
of trying to be the Grand Wizard of the KKK and the Prez
at the same time. Beyond the incredulous remark, I noticed
his voice is very weak and childlike. He sounds very old
and feeble. How can this man work in D.C. and also
campaign for another term? How does Chicago put up with
this geriatric lunatic?

7/27/2020 01:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just what our pension fund needs another useless gold star !!!!

7/27/2020 01:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is the stupidest fucking thing I've ever heard. Unless I get the nod and its me. Then its a great move towards creating a department that is responsive to the needs of the community and a step in the right direction of making this department more reflective of the Chicago population. My first act will be to change the names of all units. It been almost a month, so we're due for a change.

7/27/2020 02:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

COP HATING BITCH GETS 'CANCELED'

https://www.dailyherald.com/news/20200727/democrat-drops-out-of-dupage-county-board-race-after-controversial-tweet

7/27/2020 02:08:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Leadfoot spy ?

7/27/2020 02:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bettancourt going to be 014 commander heard from a really good source good luck 014
We can’t stand him here at 015 suck ass

7/27/2020 02:18:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ASS SUPER? Isn't that just another name for The Keesing Bandit?

7/27/2020 02:32:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Let's be fair.
Trump set in the G-men and Sweet Home Chicago
had just 3 murders this weekend.

Why wasn't this on the 11am & noon news shows?


7/27/2020 02:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There’s assistant superintendent and there’s assistant TO the superintendent

7/27/2020 02:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Super Ass Licker!!!

7/27/2020 02:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Does it mean Larri got an Associate StupidIntended that is going to be “playing police” up in here?
Does it reduce Hash Brown back down to interim StupidIntended?
Is it the community census cowerboy?

Manic Larri not sure what she’s saying anymore, bless her heart.
Her small, short attention span brain shuts down Friday afternoon, reboots slowly Monday afternoon, sounds like a dial-up internets. Look at her eyes when she speaks, wandering like she’s trying to follow a eye floater.

7/27/2020 02:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What’s another 150k a yr pension to do absolutely nothing for a few years. I’m sure it won’t affect the pension. So you will have 3 under the supe? What a joke this is becoming.

7/27/2020 03:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I thought the mayor was ass super...?

7/27/2020 03:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is it like having an associate's degree? Not quite the "real" one?

7/27/2020 03:15:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Are you sure it’s not an “Asshat-she-yit” Supt?

7/27/2020 03:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You heard it hear first! Jamal Green

7/27/2020 03:28:00 PM  
Blogger Prairiepolice said...

OT Groot says if your from Wisconsin quaranteen for 14 days. Is Jabba essential personnel?

7/27/2020 03:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Jack Mehoff said...

I hear they hired Mary Michell for the position. She will fit right in at Headquarters.

7/27/2020 03:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That way when he makes his sudden exit to Texas in the very near future, he and grutus already have their next sucker standing at the gallow.

7/27/2020 03:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Old Grey Guy said...

I smell a Pillows West connjob coming. She’s as treacherous and vindictive as “da Groot” so they’d make a disastrous duo to put the final nail into the coffin of a once proud department.

7/27/2020 03:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

>Giggle! Hee-Hee!<

SCC said:
"Ass Super"

Bet on the "Ass Super" to be some lick-hitting outsider
sicced on CPD by Grootelstiltskinto REALLY bring about
"reform and accountability" to the wild-assed,
out-of-control, RACIST, Mt. Greenwood/Edison Pk.
conservative echo chamber dwelling, bitter clingers
to their guns, religion and privilege COPS who are in
"full rebellion" against all attempts to make them
conform to reform.

Hopefully his/her/it's parachute will fail to deploy
when he/she/it drops into Chicago...

7/27/2020 04:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The current Supt brown acts like hes spending most of his time in outer space.

7/27/2020 04:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ever notice the 200+ Directors at the Cook County Sheriffs Department. Yeah. It's bad

7/27/2020 04:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lawrence "Kick-Ass Male Pattern Baldness" Lightfoot
Keeps straining and shitting himself trying to
grasp a hold of that shiny "Police Reform" thingy
that somehow keeps eluding his grip...

Like a toddler straining and grunting
trying to reach the just-out-of-reach
cookie jar.

"Unnnnnnnngh!"
>Poot!<

-Long pause as the realization of
"somehing" having happened sinks in-

"Uhhhh-WAAAAAHHHH!"
>Stink...<

At least the toddler somehow gets over such
and is ok after a scolding and getting changed.

Groot pitches tantrums, fishes around in it's
overflowing diaper and flings handfuls of the
stinking stuff all over everything.

...Character matters.
No?

7/27/2020 04:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Covid 19 just fired another broadside hit at the 2020 MLB Season.

Buh-bye MLB!

Won't miss you a bit!

7/27/2020 04:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

https://mobile.twitter.com/ChicagoCAPS01/status/1287820694693253125

Between the groups on Divy bikes carjacking 82 year olds, random stabbings, teen mobs Beating people, and apparently everyone being armed based on above numbers you better watch your six if you are downtown. Certainly not the downtown that I remember.

7/27/2020 04:36:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

saw the news report regarding those black offenders on divvy bikes carjacking the 82 year old white male on Grand Ave, despicable, fucken mutts...racism and hate crimes they should be charged Federally. Fucken animals that's why I always carry.

7/27/2020 04:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Probably a political officer to keep our 1 and 2 in line.

7/27/2020 04:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Carter sent me an email this morning. He said that because of the appointment of the associate superintendent, his bank accounts, which include a sizeable inheritance, have been frozen. He asked for my help in paying to Lightfoot taxes due to release the money. He then promised me a sizable portion of the inheritance when he got access. He told me to wire him a few thousand dollars and give him my bank account numbers so he could immediately deposit my share into them when the money gets freed up. I'm going to be rich!

7/27/2020 05:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Somewhat off topic but this story needs to get out to everybody!!!

https://www.nationalreview.com/2020/07/the-chicago-gun-myth/

The opening in this article spells out the stupidity of beetlegroot and how useless he/she/it really is!!

SCC, maybe it should be under its own topic.

Thanks for your truthfulness!

7/27/2020 05:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Kim Foxx!

7/27/2020 05:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mayor:

This is what happens when you hire a Superintendent based primarily on color of his/her skin or gender or sexual orientation, aka “identity politics,” who espouses your political agenda. But that doesn’t even matter because should such a being actually diverge from your agenda, you would then quickly cut off his/her balls, so they can’t actually conduct their job like a boss with policing experience would (regardless of whether he/she is actually capable of doing so, because you always expect a firm ass kissing & ego stroking over ability). Then you proceed to appoint and promote more already over-promoted persons (via telling the Supe what to do), not based on capability, but again because he/she is both politically connected and also fits a demographic. Then you find that none actually knows what they’re doing, but it’s irrelevant anyways, because you probably wouldn’t like what needs to be done to fix the problems to resolve the issues that politicians like you & Foxx & Dart have created. So, then you promote another person, who on paper is smart, but actually has no real policing experience and is just a nerd who seems innocuous because he’s selling the snake oil of unbiased technology, until some politician declares the technology biased...meanwhile, he’s laughing all the way to the bank. Policing should not be politicized. Police superintendents should do the job by the rule of law and the officers’ lawful duties should be supported by the mayor. I honestly had hope for you (silly me). Your gender, race, sexual orientation, nor looks matter to me. You’ve proven yourself inept, clearly inept, a horrible combo of ego & inability.

7/27/2020 05:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I heard it was Robin Robinson’s merit pick for Ass Supt and she gave it to Walter “skippy” Jacobson

7/27/2020 05:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Deputy Chief Sabir Khan is moving up!

7/27/2020 06:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

STEALING PENSION!

if groot is putting new goof in spots and making up names for it shouldnt it be out of the Mayors staffs budget? Shouldn't the associate be out of another pension system?

Leak this shit to the ass hat protestors! This aint de funding at all but stealing a patrolman pension.

Too many merit AREA chiefs of nothing! Cant even handle a small riot each chief should have to take a turn right in front of every protest to teach them how to lead under stress.

7/27/2020 06:02:00 PM  
Blogger Ludlow Peaswatter said...

From Kevin Davis,
#1 - Male officers can conduct Terry patdowns of female suspects for weapons,
#2 - Handcuff first, then search,
#3 - Control, then handcuff,
#4 - The "Cover" part of Contact/Cover means ready and able to respond to a deadly threat,
#5 - Keep your hands free

Let's learn from BWC videos, not just develop countless hours of digital video files!

7/27/2020 06:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

nonymous said...
There’s assistant superintendent and there’s assistant TO the superintendent

7/27/2020 02:47:00 PM

well that is correct. It used to carry the commander rank years ago, but not sure now. When I worked in the building, City Hall used to hide clout heavy civilians on the police budget, assign them to the superintendent's office or 1st deputy office. They never worked for the department, never set foot inside the HQ, but worked out of city hall, had nothing to do with the CPD, but did get a CPD Vehicle

7/27/2020 06:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ass super is a wine spritzer name dummy

7/27/2020 06:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You can't blame Brown. The power lies in City Hall, and the County Building. I don't think he really realized what he was getting into. I have heard comments from more then a few very successful large city chiefs who said they would never apply for the job in Chicago, too political and too corrupt. I guess Brown did not believe them. Lightfoot seems to be interfering way too much, then add in Foxx and Preckwinkle and Dart and the chief judge and you get no where.

7/27/2020 06:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Before everybody starts bitching, remember how many useless commander spots Fat Phil made. He also took care of the desk dollies/bosses side pieces/his side piece MKH. Fat Phil was a mack-daddy.

7/27/2020 06:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So 1 stupetintent now needs an assisistant


Hey I’m a beat car cop. Me and my partner need assistants too

If he gets one we want one too

7/27/2020 07:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What a joke

We need a contract. Not another assistant

So if the superintendent gets an assistant then he is sharing a job

His salary should be split in half and given to. This assistant
After all they are sharing a job

Yes that would be the fair way
He should only get half his salary and the other half to this assistant

Lord knows. Which one will be actually out there. You know. In the community
It on the streets going in on calls to help the already stripped districts of cars and manpower

Maybe they could handle a shooting start to finish

Or better yet. Be on the front line if the protests

7/27/2020 07:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Let’s see... Groot has a CPD to shine shoes, iron clothes, catch food, run bath water, wipe ass, and who knows what this person is gonna do... maybe to be a trigger puller— can’t have anyone mouthing off against groot

Must be nice

7/27/2020 07:18:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Let's be fair.
Trump set in the G-men and Sweet Home Chicago
had just 3 murders this weekend.

Why wasn't this on the 11am & noon news shows?


3 Murders? Hahah did u miss the 59 shot. We need the military here on the street with tanks putting fear in these people.

7/27/2020 07:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow!,

I did not know that Groot is declaring war on crime!

All is well now in Chicago.



Chicago violence drops after 2 new police units rolled out, officials say

Chicago
Associated Press

The unit is not a “roving strike force,” he said. Such units have been criticized in the past for being overly aggressive, and one was disbanded after some of its officers committed robberies and home invasions. Members of the new unit will instead participate every week in events such as prayer circles, food drives, COVID-19 resource distributions and other community events, Brown said.

https://www.fox32chicago.com/news/chicago-violence-drops-after-2-new-police-units-rolled-out-officials-say

7/27/2020 07:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Let’s not forget there’s also a Deputy Superintendent. The beat goes on...

7/27/2020 07:32:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why the fuck do we need an associate superintendent???????

7/27/2020 07:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who will the Associate Superintendent be associating with? The REAL ( Street) Police or Headquarters or, worst possible case, Her Mayoral Majesty The Groot!

7/27/2020 07:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

@1432 Keesing Bandit wouldn’t degrade himself with a feckless gold braid position.. no matter what position you heard he prefers.

7/27/2020 08:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ass Supers job will be Wisconsin border patrol. Got ice icy all those Illinois running the blockade and quarantine ignoreIng. Big job since there thousands on a Friday going north and coming home Sunday night. Maybe even tens of thousands. LOL at the mayors stupidity. Make outlandish rules and have absolutely no way to enforce them. She must really believe people are that stupid, oh wait, she was elected by a mandate so maybe you Democratic voters are really that ignorant.

7/27/2020 08:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This just leaked from Mayor's Office. Even Lightfoot has come to realize that Carter is simply not up to the task of the duties of First Deputy. In private she has referred to him as "dumb". Brown asked for Carter and the Mayor originally agreed, believing that Carter would be a good resource for Brown.

Had she asked anyone of the hundreds of people who came into direct contact with Carter in the course of their careers, she would have learned that is is unintelligent, inarticulate, unable to make a decision and unbelievably aloof.

Lightfoot's idea now is to interpose an Assistant to the superintendent between Carter and Brown in order to remove / isolate Carter from the decision making processes. This she has determined is vital since Brown is likely headed back to Texas by September.
Because there is presently a black Superintendent and First Deputy, she feels comfortable appointing a non-black Assistant to the Superintendent. This will enable her to then promote the "Assistant to the Superintendent" to Superintendent when Brown resigns.

She is confident that Brown will slip away quietly and without exposing the fact that she has micromanaged the police department into ruin. Brown has absolutely no authority to manage the police department. He is not even permitted to hold a news conference without Lightfoot's personal approval of the script. Supposedly there is a well drafted NDA that will continue to ensure his silence.

7/27/2020 08:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

In private meetings Lighfoot is expressly crediting to the newly rolled out Unit with the dramatic drop in murders this weekend despite 60 plus shootings. She brushed off the suggestions that the drop in deaths from shootings was more likely due to the poor marksmanship of the assailants and excellent work of EMS and ER Doctors.

Also during that session, staff was crafting her prospective comments and narrative relative to the presence of federal "troops" (her description of Federal LEO) she was adamant that her main objection must continue to be that these Federal Troops are from outside the city and thus know little of how the city and Police Department function. Lightfoot was nearly apoplectic when one staffer pointed out that the man she placed in charge of the entire police department was from Texas and knew nothing of the City or its Police Department. That staffer is likely printing numerous copies of the his resume at this very moment.

7/27/2020 08:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT
Rush Limbaugh played a clip of Bobby Rush accusing Trump
of trying to be the Grand Wizard of the KKK and the Prez
at the same time. Beyond the incredulous remark, I noticed
his voice is very weak and childlike. He sounds very old
and feeble. How can this man work in D.C. and also
campaign for another term? How does Chicago put up with
this geriatric lunatic?
7/27/2020 01:54:00 PM'
---------------------------

That's an easy one to answer. He fits the Joe Biden mold of Democrat politician. Old, senile, drools, corrupt, babbles, government informant and shits his depends regularly. He is the perfect Democrat and congressman for the Community.

7/27/2020 08:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mayor has dictated that any Police Officer returning to the City from location on her travel ban list must notify the Police Department and quarantine fourteen days at home utilizing his/ her own CU. Failure to disclose to the Police Department with be sanctioned. She is seeking to make it 30 days Pending.
Medical Time will be denied.

7/27/2020 08:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Im not the police but always read this blog(hugely entertaining) and I saw a post last week about the remains of the Chicago Outfit and another post mocking them. I am a business owner and have had personnel dealings in the past with them and to this day can confirm they are still around and can tell you the bosses are beyond furious about the Columbus Statue. Just because they aren’t riding around in fedoras with Tommy Guns doesn’t mean they are gone and just subcontract out most of the dirty work. I’d hate to draw their ire and today after a lengthy conversation with an old friend can guarantee there will be payback.

7/27/2020 08:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Article calling Larri Lightfoot out about her/his lies about gun violence in Chicago. A must read!

https://news.yahoo.com/chicago-gun-myth-201256408.html

7/27/2020 09:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He is not the Assistant Superintendent.

He is the Underboss.

7/27/2020 09:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Straight out of Fast Times at Ridgemont High: Analogous to the Assistant to the Assistant of the Movie Theater...

7/27/2020 09:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh, so I get it...when they say “DeFund the Police,” they mean get rid of rank & file and just have all Commanders, who police in “theory.” Makes sense.

7/27/2020 09:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Carter can barely speak.
He's on the Bobby Rush career track.

7/27/2020 09:36:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/ca/d0/81/cad081addfd72afad09c756f30e873c8.jpg

7/27/2020 09:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It’s sort of like the VP pick for Biden. When Brown officially loses his marbles, the real Superintendent takes over.

7/27/2020 09:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Associate Dummy












We Are All Replaceable

7/27/2020 09:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Before everybody starts bitching, remember how many useless commander spots Fat Phil made. He also took care of the desk dollies/bosses side pieces/his side piece MKH. Fat Phil was a mack-daddy.

7/27/2020 06:59:00 PM

Nevermind Eddie Munster Riccio. Thank GOD he’s gone. Fucking midget hack

7/27/2020 09:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Donald "Chuck Norris" Jerome 009 Rules Bitches !!

7/27/2020 10:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
I heard it was Robin Robinson’s merit pick for Ass Supt and she gave it to Walter “skippy” Jacobson

7/27/2020 05:57:00 PM

I thought she was just shown the door?

7/27/2020 10:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Bettancourt going to be 014 commander heard from a really good source good luck 014
We can’t stand him here at 015 suck ass

7/27/2020 02:18:00 PM

Not a chance. No take backs. Really. We don't want him back.

7/27/2020 10:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is CPD going to be like Cook County, Tom Dart has made up so many positions in the Sheriff’s Police Department it’s ridiculous.
He Just made up another two positions a couple weeks ago.

7/27/2020 10:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Let's be fair.
Trump set in the G-men and Sweet Home Chicago
had just 3 murders this weekend.

Why wasn't this on the 11am & noon news shows?


3 Murders? Hahah did u miss the 59 shot. We need the military here on the street with tanks putting fear in these people.

7/27/2020 07:22:00 PM

Evanston had three murders this weekend! WTF is the matter with our pussy gangbangers on the west and south sides? You let EVANSTON tie you? You sissies should hang your heads in shame. Students from Northwestern's Medill School of Journalism are laughing at you right now. (In 10 years; assuming that you're still alive, you'll have the last laugh though, when they are working in radio in Sioux Falls, South Dakota for 40K after dropping 400K on that Bullshit "Journalism" degree from Northwestern and you are selling 40K worth of smack every week)

7/27/2020 10:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

https://www.fox32chicago.com/news/chicago-violence-drops-after-2-new-police-units-rolled-out-officials-say

Someone called it in an earlier post that groot will take all the credit.
So let me get this straight, it was because of these 2 cars that curbed the violence, not the feds coming in charging the fuckos with federal gun crimes. You're right groot you magically made it all disappear with your wisdom. Neeeeext!!

7/27/2020 11:37:00 PM  
Blogger Civilian CPD Devotee said...

So Groot now asks everyone commuting from Chicago to Wisconsin and back to self-quarantine for fourteen days? Doesn't she realize how many people work in States next to us and cannot quarantine otherwise loose their jobs? They are laughing in her reptilian face!

7/27/2020 11:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

CPD needs the Bobs from Office Space to come in and do some downsizing. Sit down and explain your day to day operations and how they help the department. There is a lot of redundancy in this department

7/27/2020 11:53:00 PM  
Anonymous KMA 1999 said...

Brown's new title will be Grand High Exalted Mystic Ruler.

7/27/2020 11:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just imagine if she promotes Barb “ My Pillow” West to Ass Superintendent.

7/28/2020 12:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is this going to be a position similar to that judge’s kid that was a liaison between J-Fled and Daley? The civilian who wanted to carry a gun? Left with J-Fled and popped up at Cook County Department of Homeland Security and Emergency Management...

Masters, Masters, Masters...

7/28/2020 12:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You heard it hear first! Jamal Green

7/27/2020 03:28:00 PM
Blogger Prairiepolice said...

Oh a big F U no way

7/28/2020 12:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Probably going to be some Transgender Freak The Midget met online. Someone like the Giddy Up Census Cowboy the Midget hired to stimulate the 2020 Census. Maybe this goof won’t have a sheet as long as my arm.

7/28/2020 01:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
The associate supe is the same civilian who has been actually calling the shots with groot during all this civil unrest. Now instead of it being outside pressure groot has her person doing the day to day operations. The day to day guy use to be the chief of patrol... not anymore. Now it will be groots spot making the calls and brown will be the media boy figurehead of the department. It’s a civilian former federal prosecutor who had a major role in the LAPD consent decree implementation and rolled out a “state of the art” community policing program. Highly liberal and is a close associate to Hillary and was going to be one of her Cabinet picks.

7/27/2020 07:39:00 AM

So that would be...?

One candidate filling the bill is Georgetown Law Prof and a co-director of the school’s Innovative Policing Program and longtime attorney in the DOJ Civil Rights Division, Christy Lopez.

She mentions working on police reform in Chicago in an opinion column she wrote in the Washington Post:

“During my 25 years dedicated to police reform, including in places such as Ferguson, Mo., New Orleans and Chicago, it has become clear to me that “reform” is not enough. Making sure that police follow the rule of law is not enough. Even changing the laws is not enough.
To fix policing, we must first recognize how much we have come to over-rely on law enforcement. We turn to the police in situations where years of experience and common sense tell us that their involvement is unnecessary, and can make things worse. We ask police to take accident reports, respond to people who have overdosed and arrest, rather than cite, people who might have intentionally or not passed a counterfeit $20 bill. We call police to roust homeless people from corners and doorsteps, resolve verbal squabbles between family members and strangers alike, and arrest children for behavior that once would have been handled as a school disciplinary issue.“

https://www.law.georgetown.edu/faculty/christy-e-lopez/

Here she is with Dick “the Turbin” Durbin talking about police reforms. Her dad was a PO, or so she says. https://youtu.be/71ZdH9fgedc

7/28/2020 01:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Assistant to the regional manager.

7/28/2020 01:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

CPD what a joke,but the only ones laughing are at the top. How many clowns can you fit in a clown car? Always room for one more.

7/28/2020 04:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So is it Ass Super... or is it Super Ass ? Does it depend on the day?

7/28/2020 05:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Anonymous Anonymous said...
The associate supe is the same civilian who has been actually calling the shots with groot during all this civil unrest. Now instead of it being outside pressure groot has her person doing the day to day operations. The day to day guy use to be the chief of patrol... not anymore. Now it will be groots spot making the calls and brown will be the media boy figurehead of the department. It’s a civilian former federal prosecutor who had a major role in the LAPD consent decree implementation and rolled out a “state of the art” community policing program. Highly liberal and is a close associate to Hillary and was going to be one of her Cabinet picks.

7/27/2020 07:39:00 AM

Well, who is it?

7/28/2020 05:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
This just leaked from Mayor's Office. Even Lightfoot has come to realize that Carter is simply not up to the task of the duties of First Deputy. In private she has referred to him as "dumb". Brown asked for Carter and the Mayor originally agreed, believing that Carter would be a good resource for Brown.

Had she asked anyone of the hundreds of people who came into direct contact with Carter in the course of their careers, she would have learned that is is unintelligent, inarticulate, unable to make a decision and unbelievably aloof.
================

He sounds like he's her perfect choice for the job.

He's just like her.

Only not truly evil like her.

7/28/2020 05:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
I remember when they Weis made Jackson and Cuelo assistant superintendents, how many associates will there be?

7/27/2020 01:11:00 PM

How many stars in the sky?

7/28/2020 05:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's about the title not the job.

7/28/2020 06:55:00 AM  
Blogger The Keesing Bandit said...

No gold braid position for me. I have many better ways to degrade myself.I

Now, kees me you fool!!!!

7/28/2020 06:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The roving strike force had nothing to do with the drop in homicides this weekend.

There were still many people shot....bad aim.
The bad guys knew that being charged federally is not the cakewalk Cook County is. They were not as bold.

Mayor BugEyes should be thanking President The Donald.

7/28/2020 07:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Leroy Martin had Harley Shinker as an administrative commander or some shit like that

7/28/2020 07:11:00 AM  
Blogger The Keesing Bandit said...

Not ASS SUPER Mr. Dyslexia, it's SUPER ASS.

Many of you in the know would agree.

Now, kees me you fool!!!!

7/28/2020 07:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe the current first deputy could not get clearance from the G to attend the high level meetings and be privy to sensitive intelligence sharing.something in his background? I remember another past first deputy who had to leave the room when the G and CPD brass had sensitive issued meetings.

7/28/2020 07:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have that job. Assistant to the Chief of the Deputy of the Associate Police Superintendent.
Pays a buck per year. I can't wait to get my star with that title on it.

7/28/2020 08:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bring back the Second Deputy and we can fix this department!

7/28/2020 08:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So Groot now asks everyone commuting from Chicago to Wisconsin and back to self-quarantine for fourteen days? Doesn't she realize how many people work in States next to us and cannot quarantine otherwise loose their jobs? They are laughing in her reptilian face!

7/27/2020 11:47:00 PM

So, does this mean that Gov JB cannot go to his horse farm in Lake Geneva?

7/28/2020 08:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Only not truly evil like her.

7/28/2020 05:28:00 AM

It is obvious you never worked for Carter. He's evil enough. And arrogant.

7/28/2020 08:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Strong rumor it is Steve Georgas back as a civilian just like they did with Roussell after he retired. God knows Carter has no clue, neither does Tirado. Just wait for the first downtown major incident, they will throw it right to Piggott who will screw it up big time.

7/28/2020 09:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They need to promote Brendan McCrudden to Pigotts job. He is a military guy with common sense.

7/28/2020 09:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Doesnt this have to be approved by the City Council? Budget




Or by the Midgets FIAT?

7/28/2020 09:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

She has that guy who sits outside of the supe's office that Rahm oddly left behind. She has Shabi and many other civilians doing her bidding HOw many does she need?

7/28/2020 10:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

DC SG

7/28/2020 10:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well I know the A3 Commander will be kissing tall ass as usual

7/28/2020 11:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT
Rush Limbaugh played a clip of Bobby Rush accusing Trump
of trying to be the Grand Wizard of the KKK and the Prez
at the same time. Beyond the incredulous remark, I noticed
his voice is very weak and childlike. He sounds very old
and feeble. How can this man work in D.C. and also
campaign for another term? How does Chicago put up with
this geriatric lunatic?


He don't need to campaign, no one is running against him.

7/28/2020 11:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is this title in the CPD Budget, or are they borrowing it from another City Agency?

7/28/2020 12:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How can this man work in D.C. and also
campaign for another term? How does Chicago put up with
this geriatric lunatic?

7/27/2020 01:54:00 PM


Look at what Chicago/Cook County voters put in office every election. Bobby Rush is just another example that we don't expect much from our "representatives." Besides, he's good democrat party "boy." The Machine loves him.


rb

7/28/2020 03:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

///////// I am a business owner and have had personnel dealings in the past with them and to this day........


------Hey "Anthony", this ^ just may be the Blog's "best pun" for 2020. Now, go get your shine box!

7/28/2020 03:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mayor has dictated that any Police Officer returning to the City from location on her travel ban list must notify the Police Department and quarantine fourteen days at home utilizing his/ her own CU. Failure to disclose to the Police Department with be sanctioned. She is seeking to make it 30 days Pending.
Medical Time will be denied.

7/27/2020 08:49:00 PM

Like the mental midget that works at HQ and went to Texas on his furlough ? Brought back more than a tee shirt souvenir. Pure fucking stupidity

7/28/2020 06:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Leroy Martin had Harley Shinker as an administrative commander or some shit like that

That's 100% correct.

Harley was not the first or the last. It was a spot on the org chart. Paid the same as a district commander or any
other commander.

7/28/2020 07:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He don't need to campaign, no one is running against him.


7/28/2020 11:42:00 AM

If you were to run against him, “your a racist”.

7/28/2020 08:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sean Mal as the fill in Supt and Rowan coming back as a civilian boss who will be running the dept. All policy goes through her.

7/28/2020 10:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Leroy Martin had Harley Shinker as an administrative commander or some shit like that

That's 100% correct.

Harley was not the first or the last. It was a spot on the org chart. Paid the same as a district commander or any
other commander.

7/28/2020 07:21:00 PM
==========================================================================
When he was Chief in Lyons, he would toss his car keys to P/O's and tell them to get his car washed. One of them came back and parked it so the driver's side door was right against a wall. Then everyone watched Shenker try to crawl his fat ass over the passenger side seat to get in. Would have won first place on "World's Funniest Police Videos." Still likes to decorate his white Chief's shirt with whatever free lunch he could extort in that town.

7/29/2020 06:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Bettancourt going to be 014 commander heard from a really good source good luck 014
We can’t stand him here at 015 suck ass

7/27/2020 02:18:00 PM

Not a chance. No take backs. Really. We don't want him back.

7/27/2020 10:04:00 PM


Merti SGT. 2007

7/29/2020 10:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

get rid of the GOLD BRAID PENSION
how many current exempts never received a Merit Promotion
Under 20 would be a generous guess

7/29/2020 02:36:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

CPD did not follow 74% of recommendation in federal consent decree . How about that , 1st deputy unable to sit in with the Feds ?
If true , those medals are a coverup for incompetence , maybe corruption , nothing surprises me today .

8/03/2020 08:44:00 PM  

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