Monday, July 27, 2020

Groot is Out of her Depth

  • Rising temperatures mean more boats are flocking to the Playpen in Lake Michigan, even though Mayor Lori Lightfoot said two months ago the popular party spot for boaters off Ohio Street Beach would not open this summer.

    Saturday was supposed to be one of the biggest parties on the Playpen, the crowd smaller than past years. A birds-eye view of the party area on Lake Michigan near Ohio Street beach showed dozens of boats lined up. Most were spread out, but that’s not always the case.

    [...] The reality is, the activity is allowed on the federally regulated waters. Two months ago, Lightfoot said the area would be closed throughout the summer, but the city can’t enforce that.

    [...] The U.S. Coast Guard said city and state health regulations do not affect the Playpen, local leaders have no authority to close it.
Seems like the boaters (and the Coasties) are saying something to Groot - it starts with an F and ends with a YOU.



Anonymous Anonymous said...

She is such a piece of trash.

7/27/2020 12:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Groot is Out of her Depth" or did not study Admiralty law in law school or as AUSA.

7/27/2020 12:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

J Cat said Groot is not in his weight class.
And he's spot on.
Groot floats on top of the water like pond scum.

7/27/2020 12:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Boot Groot

7/27/2020 12:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Does it seem of that the frog queen is only concerned with punishing majority white groups for lack of distancing? West loop bar majority white crowd, tickets and fines. Cubs rooftop crowd majority white, tickets and fines? Lake Michigan chicago boat owners majority white, desire to punish, fine, and shutdown? Seems racist? Asking for a friend.

7/27/2020 12:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Out-of-Towners: please don't confuse the Playpen with the
Pigpen. One was a Greatful Dead member and the other is
an aquatic playground.
As Ringo said, "let's smoke."

7/27/2020 12:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

F.U.L.L. its the only place in chiraqistan that people can get away from the shitheads. until ludichris larry sends the marine unit out with a prison barge . defun the marinas !

7/27/2020 12:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Groot's about as exciting as a horse diaper.
And just as smelly.
Whew! This heat is stifling.

7/27/2020 01:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You know, I’ve been meaning to bring this up. I live directly on the lake next to a city park. Whenever we’ve had issues in the park, I’ve been told, one of the underlying rules, I’m not sure if it’s based on maritime law, is that access to the lake cannot be restricted. I’d like to find this in black & white. Any maritime lawyers out there?

7/27/2020 01:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How bad was her temper tantrum when she heard she was thwarted?

7/27/2020 01:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

She's also on another Tracy Chapman binge.
Hancock security switchboard is flooded.

7/27/2020 01:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thanks for the much needed early morning laugh! I'm saying the same thing.

7/27/2020 01:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Chicagoan's, rich or poor, black or white, d or R have all stopped listening to her.

The Ass clown has lost her ability to effectively govern.

7/27/2020 01:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Another lesson about "extraterritorial jurisdiction."


...and the pop-top says >pst<

7/27/2020 02:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hoodtrash thinks she owns everything, nice try there. It’s nice seeing this POS fail everyday. Can’t wait for this One term hoodtrash moron gets ousted with a landslide election.

7/27/2020 02:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

She's got that short troll complex just like her big fan lt margolis in 002.
Both are hypocrites, do as I say not as I do people.
Both, not so secretly, support the kneelers.
Both are threatened by the real police.
Both push to get decent cops stripped.
Both think they are the smartest person in the room.
Both have delusions of grandeur.
Neither were born or raised in Chicago.
And Both are lying frauds that need to be exposed !!!!

7/27/2020 02:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow a bastion of freedom just off the coast of chaos! Probably the safest area of Chicago. If the boaters just say they are protesting police then they won't have any problems. Hopefully they're flying Trump flags!

7/27/2020 05:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

She'll throw another one of her child-like tantrums, scold everyone, and continue her Democrat party-line Covid fear-mongering.

7/27/2020 05:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Beaches closed but yet the parts of the lake front open... so all the people that would have been at the beach are now on the lake front spread from belmont to rainbow beach. No social distancing and almost all with no masks. Just like the protesters arent catching Covid .. either will all these people.

7/27/2020 06:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

About time someone stood up the little runt. Thanks boaters and Coast Guard. Will there be problems with the Merit Marine unit and Coast Guard? This will be the tipping point an the Monday flogging. She will be closing all the harbors until Sept.

7/27/2020 06:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The best parties are at “G” dock in Montrose Harbor.

7/27/2020 06:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That chip on her shoulders is her head.

7/27/2020 06:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Groot closes down Chicago and goes to Grand Beach MI every weekend.....

7/27/2020 06:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I wish I had a boat.....

7/27/2020 06:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just another example of white privilege!

"I will not rest until every individual in the community has a boat of their own"

Signed: Alderman
Spongebob Square Pants

7/27/2020 07:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Since all U.S Coast Guardsmen are by law Federal Agents, and the US Cosst Guard falls under Homeland Security. Also all US Coast Guardsmen are charged with enforcing federal law, to include immigration law and are sworn immigration agents due to usually being the first to stop illegals trying to enter the US through water.

So when does Lari start demanding they leave Chicago? Demean them and their training, say they don’t have the vast amount of initial and annual training as taught at the illustrious Chicago Police Academy?

As a former CPD officer and current Federal Agent, I can say the training we received in Glynco is far better, longer, and continues annually after the initial training. Every federal agent attends at least 12 weeks of criminal investigator and law enforcement training, followed by up to 25 follow-on weeks of agency-specific training. Followed by 4 weeks of refresher training every 2 years, and a college catalog-like amount of follow up classes we are able to attend whenever we want.

That compared to the 6 months of CPD training and a few poorly produced streaming videos shown at roll call.

The majority of federal agents have been law enforcement prior to becoming a federal agent.

Lightfoot calls Chicago unique and says we don’t know the streets and about the unique challenges facing neighborhoods, what she means to say is in Chicago, she doesn’t let people get arrested for low level crimes that other, safer cities, would arrest people for without question.

7/27/2020 07:15:00 AM  
Anonymous St Barnabas said...

Boot Groot!!! Anonymous at 12:27:00 AM you have just invented the Chicago Battle Cry as long as Lighthead is Mayor! We need to make Boot Groot into bumper stickers!

7/27/2020 07:18:00 AM  
Blogger The Keesing Bandit said...

I would have loved to see the look on her face when she was told.

Now, kees me you fool!!!!

7/27/2020 07:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There are kiddie pools taller then that clown Groot.

7/27/2020 07:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

All of Loris and dirty haired dr. arwadys attacks are on white people. Lori doesn't say a word about ghetto rat street parties, reunions, family birthday parties for 200, constant street parties on the river, memorial parties for gang bangers, loop wildings, or daily protests. The big problem according to Lightfoot is white kids in bars, on boats and walking around Wrigleyville. She has allowed the ghetto feral predators to do anything. This is all going to backfire on her and the democratic socialist pro criminal party.

7/27/2020 07:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I can't help but wonder what is with the idiots in the lake view condos who are all upset about people on the lake? Why do they think they need to be the Covid-nazis? Get a life and quit bitching about what other people do.

7/27/2020 10:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wait is the Sauganash rumor actually true? It popped up again this morning... I dismissed it the first time bc I thought Groot was politically more savvy than that... Especially how she isn’t dumb enough to join the very peaceful protests.

7/27/2020 10:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Frog lady and her entourage are a laughable group of empty headed trolls. Their lack of common sense is really sad.

7/27/2020 12:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Prestige WorldWide (wide,wide,wide.)

Beaches and erosion thereof are reliant on Fed govmint subsidizes, and then there’s that land of the free, certain unalienable rights, pursuit of happiness stuff....”you know, you know, the thing™️”.

I expected beaches to open rather quick as another deflection by Aug 1, especially after another Consecutive 50 Shot Weekend (lost count after 9 or 10) since Memorial Day.
Bipolar Larri, just can’t get her shit priorities together.
I just wonder why imbecile Larri doesn’t like water (a fundamental right she said), or maybe it’s just the sand she dislikes.
Does she get just as miffed about the shores of SW Michigan, although Sawyer for instance, is not a shoreline community.

The bad thing about putting a boat in the Sanctuary City water in the early morning is having to get it out after sunset, unless of course you can do it safely at a private Wisconsin or Indiana slipway.

7/27/2020 12:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I heard she is suing the city if Chicago, why because the sidewalk was built to close to her ass.

7/27/2020 12:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Hoodtrash thinks she owns everything, nice try there. It’s nice seeing this POS fail everyday. Can’t wait for this One term hoodtrash moron gets ousted with a landslide election.

7/27/2020 02:14:00 AM


Come bro, The Groot is going to be re-elected. Property taxes and crime can double— your allege dissenting voter is leaving the city, leaving a shithead voter to vote for bug eyes

7/27/2020 01:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Smart $$$$ says that the little ugly frog faced midget mayor can’t swim so she hates the lake. Shocking.

7/27/2020 02:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How bad was her temper tantrum when she heard she was thwarted?

7/27/2020 01:19:00 AM

She's Napoleonic & vindictive from what we've seen. I'm sure she's looking for other ways to extract her revenge; increased enforcement by the Marine Unit, restricting access to Chicago marinas (and since they're run by a private company, taxpayers will be picking up their losses, as with the parking meters-thanks Lil Dick Daley), etc.


7/27/2020 03:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!! Thank you!!

7/27/2020 04:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The powerful forces behind the scenes wanted a racist clown as the face of Chicago.

7/27/2020 06:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

But in South and West Side neighborhoods hit hardest by a recent spike in gang violence, some Chicago residents welcomed the move and said federal agents may be able to help solve crimes.

7/27/2020 06:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe she will have all their boats towed from the marina

7/27/2020 06:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It seems that we have a little problem today regarding COVID.The illustrious Dr. ARWADY has placed Wisconsin on the Mandatory Quarantine List.The showdown that is about to happen is that Governor Pritzker does not want "BORDERING" States placed on the Mandatory List because his horsey mansion in Wisconsin is undergoing some extensive construction and renovation by Illinois Construction Laborers who sneak into Wisconsin at about 4 in the morning 5 days a week.Most of these Union Laborers reside in the City of Chicago.So----will they be quarantining or will they be deemed "ESSENTIAL WORKERS" and exempt from any of Dr. Greasy,s mandates????

7/27/2020 07:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

According to real estate documents, most apartments &
condos in Hancock Tower don't have in-unit washers &
dryers. That's gotta be a bitch to tough it out in a safe
house and use a communal laundry room. Might have to
actually rub shoulders with the voters.

7/27/2020 07:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

God bless the coast guard

7/27/2020 10:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

"She's also on another Tracy Chapman binge.
Hancock security switchboard is flooded."

7/27/2020 01:24:00 AM

Thanks for the "Fast Car" earworm pal.

7/27/2020 10:05:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

She’s out of her/his/it’s depth in an Acme kiddie pool. Beep Beep

7/27/2020 10:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"...the condos in the Hancock don't have individual washers and dryers..."

That is why Mayor BugEyes had the Police Umbrella Holder detail. They will handle the laundry.

7/28/2020 07:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

don't the taxpayers have a say what states the nut job mayor takes down?

7/28/2020 01:32:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ol Lori would be over head in Fido's water bowl !!
She's about a sharp as a bag of marbles!
What do liars do when confronted lying?
Most all lash out at the people calling their lie in question!

7/28/2020 03:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The basis for federal jurisdiction over navigable waters lies in the U.S. Constitution. Since the early nineteenth century, the U.S. Supreme Court has held that the COMMERCE CLAUSE (Article 1, Section 8) gives the federal government extensive authority to regulate interstate commerce. This view originated in 1824 in the landmark case of GIBBONS V. OGDEN, 22 U.S. (9 Wheat.) 1, 6 L. Ed. 23. In Gibbons, the Court was faced with deciding whether to give precedence to a state or federal law for the licensing of vessels. It ruled that navigation of vessels in and out of the ports of the nation is a form of interstate commerce and thus federal law must take precedence. This decision led to the contemporary exercise of broad federal power over navigable waters, and in countless other areas of interstate commerce.

Read more: Navigable Waters - Further Readings - Federal, Law, Commerce, and Regulation - JRank Articles

7/29/2020 07:03:00 PM  

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