Sunday, July 26, 2020

Tear Down This Bridge!

The truly old will remember this movie:

"He hates these cans!"

  • A man is in serious condition after being shot while sitting in a car near the Wabash Bridge on Saturday morning. The shooting unfolded less than a block from where a man was killed and a woman injured during an argument on the bridge last Sunday.

    Officers responded to calls of shots fired near Wacker and Wabash around 5 a.m. today. Cops located eight shell casings and blood at 232 North Wabash, near the Seventeenth Church of Christ Scientist, according to officers on the scene.

    Witnesses told police they saw the occupants of a black BMW get into an argument with a man who was standing on the street. The man pulled out a handgun and began firing into the car, according to police.
It's becoming painfully obvious that significant landmarks are driving the violence across Chicago, and Groot's only hope - in fact, ALL OF OUR VERY LIVES - depends on tearing down each and every landmark, building, statue and boulevard as soon as it becomes obvious that IT is what is attracting the violence that is robbing society of the flower of our youth.

The following are slated for immediate demolition:
  • 63rd and 79th Street
  • the Red Line
  • Madison Street...starting at about 2400 West
  • Most of Cicero Avenue
  • The Mag Mile and Grant Park
  • Groot's house along with .... wait a minute
This is going to take a lot longer than we thought.



Anonymous Anonymous said...


7/26/2020 12:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fuck. I was born in 1970, and I know this movie.

I guess that means I'm truly old.

7/26/2020 12:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

the jerk starring larry lightshit

7/26/2020 12:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Raise the bridges, shut down the Red Line, close everything at 6pm.

Downtown is a dead man walking.

7/26/2020 12:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Downtown has turned into an extension of Madison St. Thanks Groot.

7/26/2020 12:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Steve Martin coupled with your commentary 😂

7/26/2020 01:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Truly old??!!!.... Oh mannn, that hurts!

7/26/2020 01:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They should put a sign on the bridge that says "carnival personnel only". That'll stop a gun toting maniac for sure.

7/26/2020 01:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There are snails on her plate!!

Bring us some fresh wine! The freshest you've got - this year! No more of this old stuff!!

My God....I am truly old!

7/26/2020 03:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Downtown has turned to complete shit!! I've heard many residents say they will never go downtown again! All the hard work and money spent to spruce it up has gone to waste and has become the new adventureland for the "Pillars of the Community".

7/26/2020 03:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Demolish Englewood, Gresham, Roseland, North Lawndale, Garfield Park and Austin. You'd need only about 5000 coppers on the Department.

7/26/2020 06:48:00 AM  
Blogger The Keesing Bandit said...

Five a.m.? Back when normal people ran the city the only ones rolling around at five a.m. Were the newspaper delivery people.

Now, kees me you fool!!!!

7/26/2020 07:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is a direct result of the ACLU's contact card / ISR lawsuit and body cameras. Cops aren't stopping the right people anymore. The baddies have learned and are strapped up walking around downtown. The ACLU is at fault for more black people getting murdered.

7/26/2020 07:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If only this could be accomplished !

7/26/2020 07:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yahoo front page has a video of a male nurse
riding the Red Line in his scrubs when he is
confronted angry black man......who
then attempts to beat him.....BUT the male nurse
stands up and is a big strong tall white guy who
knows how to fight.........
Of course, no other black men on the train stand up
for the innocent white passenger........until at the end
when it is clear this VICTIM will not BE a victim.......
(Bet he drives to work from now on though,)

7/26/2020 07:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Chicago, what is she doing to you!!!

7/26/2020 07:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Two more shootings in that area tonight. Yikes

7/26/2020 07:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Northwestern is now mt.Sinai east.they haven't seen this many lead poisoning cases since the greens were in full swing.

7/26/2020 08:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Great movie!

"The new phone book is here! The new phone book is here!"

7/26/2020 08:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This movie has been cancelled, due to the cultural misappropriation which starts with the first line -- "I was born a poor black child"
Look how far back we've fallen societally. One couldn't release this, Blazing Saddles or pretty much anything with Gene Wilder/Richard Pryor these days.
Bittersweet as it may be, I'm glad I got to see that time....

7/26/2020 08:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How about tearing down the Hancock Building? John Hancock was a patriot of the American Revolution, and we know how much the Dems, BLM, Antifa, and Deep State HATE America. He was also one of the wealthiest men in the 13 colonies prior to the Revolution, hmmm, dare I say white privilege? When Groot gets wind of this and orders the wrecking ball, lets hope her evil protesting minions surround the Hancock in celebration as it comes tumbling down.

7/26/2020 08:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Summer of Larri.
Mish Mashed Hash Brown has to spend all day Sunday rewriting his notes for Unaccountability Monday press conference, separate from Larri’s mid afternoon Covid Update.

In Chicago, a world class global sanctuary city - all bridges lead to perdition.
Remember Jugghaid’s SpecialEd’s bridge building spiel, one of his 21st Century pillars.

Of all the bridges, in all the world he had to sit in a black bmw on Wabash at 5 a.m. in MAGA Country.
What’s the attraction at that hour, is it the Subway foot longs, pissing off the banks of the latest portion $10 mil River Walk extension or is it the sunrise of another Pleasant Valley Sunday in status symbol land?

Keep in mind the Riverwalk has only been an ongoing pet project since 2001, not as long as Deep Tunnel of Ohare Moderation. It’s very hard to find actual costs so far for the Riverwalk but one account said $450 million dollars...for a 1-1/2 mile of feral attractant and basically it’s been mostly Closed since March.

Won’t be long before the covered wooden bridges in SW and Central Michigan will experience that sort of city flavor.

Who’d stop the protesters if they snatched Larri up-out’her bed and dump‘t her over the Wabash Ave Bridge?

7/26/2020 11:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Downtown is a terrible place to go, the conventions will never come back you might as well close down McCormick place I want to how the trust fund babies Hyatt hotel is doing over there? But then again he’s got billions and billions of dollars mommy and daddy gave him just think spending over $200 million to buy the governors office only in Illinois the most corrupt state city and county in United States of America!

7/26/2020 12:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Worked Friday and Saturday night on Michigan Avenue. Talked to a lady in her sixties. She works at nieman marcus. She says her clients refuse to come downtown. With what I saw walking and driving around, I don’t blame them. Citizens were also voicing their dislike of Larry and IT’S crew.

7/26/2020 12:49:00 PM  
Blogger Cuthbert J Twillie said...

Sears Tower HAS to come down, cuz Sears Roebuck was built on the 'backs of its workers' who were paid 'slave wages' while charging outrageously HIGH prices for inferior products that 'Sears' didn't make in the first place, and that the 'working poor' was forced by necessity to buy.

Or something like that??? (so says the mob)

Oh, and that's it's actually Willis Tower now is irrelevant -- IRRELEVANT!... I say! As almost 'nobody' calls it that in the first place. Plus, there was a Teacher in HS named Willis and I didn't like him so I'm 'offended' anyway, so down it comes!

And the John Hancock Center building? ... Tim-berrr!! mother-f--kers, that's coming down too. The reason for that should be obvious. If not, I'll expound for the dunderheads in the back row, to wit: ....

John Hancock became famous, or infamous depending on one's heritage, for his overly large signature on the Declaration of Independence. The Kindergarten story behind this that we were force-fed as children is that Hancock wanted the King of England to be able to read his scrawl without his spectacles so Hancock signed his name in size 25 Font.

Utter and complete twaddle!

The 'real' reason Hancock did this is that John Hancock was a mean an vindictive person who wanted to inflict personal embarrassment on poor King George III of England due to his 'vision disability', and in front of the entire British court no less.

This innate meanness in Hancock is also why he subsequently established an Insurance Company under his name -- so he could personally DENY the 'working poor' of Colonial America much needed 'Healthcare'. Historical records show that Hancock personally wrote all rejection letters himself, and he did so with glee!

So allowing a Tower in his name to stand today??.. balderdash. We're not playing silly buggers any longer. We're woke, dammit. It be a falling!

Squad, 1-Ocean

[ps: I'd like to thank Reps Ilhan Omar, Alex 'Sandy' Cortez, Rashida Tlaib, NYC Mayor Bill de Blasio, and Chi Mayor Larry 'Groot' LightFuhrer for their assistance in the 'historical research' involved above.]

7/26/2020 01:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Only a few effective physical barriers left to divert or slow down the mob. No matter how much the socialist and biased media try to dress it up Chicago is bleeding out and on a ventilator. The dwarf is responsible for the terror in Chicago. We know it, they know it and the lying media knows it.

Once the census comes in and the city and state realizes the population losses, the real fear comes into play. The business and commercial community will flee shortly there after. The city by the shore will soon turn into the city eye sore by the shore. As the dwarf always loves to say, "not in my city", as of she owns it. You don't own the city, the mobs, criminal and socialist own this city. Your just their fucking tool.

7/26/2020 02:36:00 PM  
Blogger guinspen said...

Below is a link to the video clip:

He hates these cans!

7/26/2020 03:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I said it in a previous post and I’ll say it again
Tear down that bridge
Bridge Lives Matter

7/26/2020 04:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I've lived in Chicago off and on since 1960. Things started to go downhill in the Loop about 1968 after the King riots. (Sox opening day in 1968 had attendance of about 6,000, as fans were afraid to go to Comiskey Park.) By 1970, the nicer stores, restaurants, and major firms were moving north of the Chicago River.

It was great to see the Loop starting to get cleaned uppin the 1990s, and with the arrival of Millenium Park, the Loop became a place where the average tourist family from Iowa could stay and feel safe.

Now, things have reverted back to the 1970s downtown, and the ferals have now taken aim at River North and the Gold Coast. With retail sliding, crime increasing, taxes bound to go up significantly once again, with corporate offices emptying out permanently with work-at-home now the norm.... the Loop and near north side. I never thought I would see the day when it was dangerous to walk by oneself along North Michigan Avenue, and where doormen at the Westin (the old Continental Plaza) and the Drake have to warn hotel guests to be careful when walking out the door.

Richard J Daley would never have allowed the crime and disrespect of law enforcement to happen. Corrupt as the Daley machine was (and how it stole the 1960 election for Kennedy), Richard J. would have never allowed the destruction of Chicago. Richard J. would have told the Kim Foxx and the dwarf mayor to "F&^* Off," just as he told Senator Ribicoff at the '68 Democrat convention.

7/26/2020 04:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They identified the color of the car but not the shooter......

7/26/2020 05:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Slowly and surely, people have been avoiding Downtown and similar areas, which haven't been safe in 10 years or more. Wildings, mob robberies, shootings, stabbings, fights, etc. at Taste of Chicago, Navy Pier and Walgreens would make anyone stay away. ☹️

7/26/2020 05:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why not just nuke Austin and The Wood. Cheaper and gets rid of lots of nasty pests. Do it a 3:00 am on a Tuesday most back in their cribs by then. Problem solved along Red Line and Green Line v

7/26/2020 06:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Blogger The Keesing Bandit said...
Five a.m.? Back when normal people ran the city the only ones rolling around at five a.m. Were the newspaper delivery people.

Now, kees me you fool!!!!

7/26/2020 07:24:00 AM


Don't forget the Bread Delivery Truck.

7/26/2020 08:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don't forget any DuSable Historical Markers because he stole Chicago from the Potowatome and made them have to open casinos to get by

7/26/2020 09:48:00 PM  
Blogger froggy said...

Many company offices will never re-open in the Loop.

7/27/2020 10:49:00 AM  

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