Friday, July 24, 2020

Sarcasm? Or Not?

Who can tell?
  • Chicago Mayor Lori Lightfoot just owned Trump with a powerful, epic clapback as the two politicians fire insults back and forth. She commissioned several local gangs to spell out the message, "TRUMP IS BAD" in bullet holes.

    "This powerful message of love and harmony shows that Chicago is united against Trump's brand of hate and violence," Lightfoot said at the unveiling of the mural. "We will not tolerate any of Trump's hate in our city."

    At that very moment, Lightfoot suddenly bent backward and dodged several bullets fired by rival gangs as though she were Neo in The Matrix. "As you can see, our city is one of peace and love and tolerance."

    All the gang members who shot the mural into existence are now dead from gang violence, but their message will live on as a powerful reminder that Chicago will not stoop to Trump's rhetoric.

    Not to be outdone, Trump has instructed the military to spell out "CHICAGO IS STUPID" with bombs dropped on Chicago.
Fun times.



Anonymous Anonymous said...

Babylon Bee is a really well run ( by a conservative Christian actually ) and witty satire page. Although the line between satire and reality is getting more and more blurry by the day in this bjzarro world of ours and several of things they made joke posts about ended up actually happening.

7/24/2020 12:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Actually the 500 pound jdams spell out "Chicago Democrats Acted Stupidly".

Mic Drop...

7/24/2020 12:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If we don't get rid of Groot as soon as possible, the city will be so broke our paychecks will bounce. Half a term for the half pint mayor.

7/24/2020 01:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Larry Lightfoot has already given in,

Get a burner phone, or use the payphone to give tips to the feds. This is one way to bypass the feckless Kimmy Foxx, and get some criminals locked up.

7/24/2020 02:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I love the Babylon Bee.
Is is like the Onion back when they had balls (before Telemundo or whoever bought them).

7/24/2020 03:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You should see the bee's article on what Lightfoot said about the 4th of July it's hilarious.

7/24/2020 06:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Made me smile. Babylon Bee hasn’t lost their sense of humor to the politically correct, sjw, twitter cancel crowd.

7/24/2020 06:04:00 AM  
Blogger Anonymous said...

The Babylon Bee always brings me a laugh or two during these chaotic times.

7/24/2020 07:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

that made me laugh so hard i fell down and my breakfast went all over the place lol

7/24/2020 07:35:00 AM  
Blogger The Keesing Bandit said...

Good stuff.

7/24/2020 08:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Help is coming. You deserve it. Let someone with real top cover take care of filth like "Miracle". Someone please inform the Feds about her. They can bring big charges for her "Toof Fraud".

7/24/2020 10:13:00 AM  
Blogger Enginst said...


7/24/2020 11:59:00 AM  
Blogger stash the polski guy said...

hopefully trump's boy's are in the crowd for tomorrows back the blue.

groot did blink. notice all of the mayors chirping the same bulljive?

feds don't play. will LMFAO if BLaM COPA ACLU and a few fake clergy types get hogtied with zip strips.

7/24/2020 12:10:00 PM  
Blogger Cuthbert J Twillie said...

I saw a video a few days ago about a new Warhead the USAF has that goes on existing Bombs carried by planes like the F-16.

Well, this new Warhead makes targeting the bombs so accurate they probably COULD spell out Chicago Is Stupid.

(or; 'FU GROOT' lol)

7/24/2020 12:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

She will be re-elected again and again. She is one tuff fella.

7/24/2020 12:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Trump, Hatred? A President who wants to aid in returning Chiraq to a livable City instead of the Democrat-Created murderous Combat Zone Shithole ? Appears to me that the Mayor is the one filled with Hatred. Not Trump. Trump is the one who has compassion for those who live and work in Chiraq and must live and work under these nightmarish conditions, which were ALL created by Democrat Political Leadership. Yeah, blame Trump. How utterly childish.

7/24/2020 02:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
If we don't get rid of Groot as soon as possible, the city will be so broke our paychecks will bounce. Half a term for the half pint mayor.

7/24/2020 01:58:00 AM

What makes you think that all the Simpletons who elected this Troll won't elect someone just as bad or worse if Lightfoot leaves ? Never underestimate the total lack of intelligence of the average Chicago Voter.

7/24/2020 02:18:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Horrible waste of Chicago masonry.

7/24/2020 04:08:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Griot is a MOAB in and of himself. The destruction to the city is total. What are the Feds saving exactly? Just keep the line moving.

7/24/2020 05:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Love it.

7/24/2020 06:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

From the outside, it looks like she has already called an ArcLight in on her own position, like Portland has done.
John in Indy

7/25/2020 06:40:00 PM  

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