Thursday, August 27, 2020

:::cough cough::: Bullshit!

So they're passing this off as "spend more time with the family." That's such a tired old excuse and everyone knows it means, "Got caught doing something embarrassing."

The Slum Times prints this laugh line :
  • Smith’s retirement was first reported by the Chicago Tribune. (26 August 20, 1225 hours)
The Trib's timestamps show 1739 hours, so obviously, they've been updating the article as they do.

We had it up right after midnight....and it appeared in our comment sections six hours before that thanks to the sharpest readers in the universe.

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13 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fat, Fat, the Water Rat

8/27/2020 12:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Pursue other interests.
Yet another bullshit line.
How about explore other opportunities?

8/27/2020 12:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

From the Tribune, updated @5:39pm 8/26/26

Citing family reasons, Chicago Mayor Lori Lightfoot’s security detail chief resigns

Smith’s resignation also comes weeks after Southwest Side Ald. Matt O’Shea, 19th, privately complained to Lightfoot chief of staff Maurice Classen that he believed Smith had given a heads-up to Beverly bar Cork and Kerry about a forthcoming inspection, sources told the Tribune.
City officials declined to comment on O’Shea’s complaint or the steps they took in response, and it’s unclear whether it was connected to Smith’s departure. In an interview, Smith told the Tribune he did not leak any information.

O’Shea declined to comment on the situation, which he called “gossip,” but noted Cork and Kerry’s owners “quickly worked with the Liquor Commissioner to develop and implement a plan of operation and re-opened later the same week.”
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I thought Matt has no idea about the late night Covid raid at Cork & Kerry???
***We can’t stress this enough: THERE ARE ONLY 3-5 Aldermen you can actually trust and I can 100% ASSURE you that 19th Ward Alderman Matt O’Shea is NOT one of them***

8/27/2020 01:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Groot has amateur staffers. City is screwed.

8/27/2020 01:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So he got caught, bad luck. But I hope he writes a tell all book about her. The details would be oh so delicious. The freight train is long, and serial killer Groot will have more bodies to throw under it.

8/27/2020 02:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh brother. His second career went up in smoke!

8/27/2020 03:39:00 AM  
Blogger The Keesing Bandit said...

Hand in the cookie jar? Bad Marshal. Bad Marshal.I

Now, kees me you fool!!!!

8/27/2020 05:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Most of us are ordered to stay working, 12 hour Days. Some want to stay working For Family Reasons. Others like Larri appear for a few 12 Minute stints for their obligatory work periods before disappearing over 3 day weekends.

It’s no doubt Larri is unpleasant on many levels and a miserable fuck to work for and along side. I give Smitty benefit of the doubt that there’s no easier and diplomatic way to get out of a hostile work environment than using the family excuse. Why burn bridges, that’s a Larri move. We already know what Larrimis about, Smitty doesn’t have to rat out her incompetence and behavioral dysfunctions.
I really don’t care.
Caught up in corruption? Doubt it, maybe it’s been some year long continual battle of the testosterone. Something is likely coming up the pike and getting out saves his integrity and devotion to law and order that conflicts with Larri’s anti police policy .

Recap of Family related retirements, circa 2018 election cycle:
Rahm
Laurino
Zalewski
Munoz
Solis
Louie GutterRatz
and biggest family affair since Laurino... Girl Madigan.
There’s probably a couple more.

8/27/2020 11:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They all should resign including the Dummy from Dallas. We laugh at the stupidity and deception from Shitty Hall. Its falling apart before everyone's eyes including the residents.

The Murder Queen should hurry up and talk about the dangers of the Wuhan Red Death again. Bring out Doctor Doom and threaten and scare the shit out of us again. That's all the Massillon Midget has to offer, threats and intimidation. The Marxist first line of of population control.

8/27/2020 12:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He ordered arrests at the protests in 14 and now they are suing. She flipped out and he gone. Also the reefer guy was playing lets make a deal and he gone. Hopefully she just decides it's to much stress and she resigns. We should be so lucky. Also she had her office redone again for 100,000 of tax payers money from this broke ass city.

8/27/2020 01:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...



Retired Marshal has had it. If she doesn’t have / get a confidentiality agreement with him, the stories will come out.

I believe she has a confidentiality agreement with all of them.

I am told he is a quiet Trump supporter and feels that CPD has been treated like shit.

8/27/2020 03:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Rumor has it that Groot is going to re-sign.


8/27/2020 09:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I know Jim Smith personally His integrity is unquestionable Probably wanted to get out because of the shit show Wise decision imo

8/28/2020 07:05:00 AM  

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