Gift Idea
The folks over at HeyJackass.com have a great poster for sale on the right-hand side of their website:
An 11 x 17 full color print suitable for framing for $15.
Christmas is coming.
Not for Groot though.
Groot gets coal.
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posted by SCC at 12:03 AM
33 Comments:
Sold!
groot's stockings are full of shit.
Aesthetically pleasing and factually correct.
Bound to be a cult classic.
I'll take 5.
Look like a hard on.
Year to Date
Shot & Killed: 448
Shot & Wounded: 2189
Total Shot: 2637
Total Homicides: 489
I just noticed these alarming statistics on Heyjackass.com. This is a public health crisis. There is more lead on the streets than in the Chicago water pipes. The Water Department uses a chemical, orthoposphate, to coat the pipes to prevent the lead from getting into the water. The Mayor and the City Council must act immediately and pass an ordinance requiring all street shooters to use only orthoposphate coated bullets when shooting people. This is a good example of why we need more gun laws.
It's a great gift idea. It's very clever.
I bought two... Any move to support Heyjackass and get a cool poster in the process is a win!
Less popular is the CTU's poster of 'classrooms open, don't teach'. Yet even the CTU poster is accurate as they seldom teach but often indoctrinate the kiddos with Marxist bullshit.
"Groot gets coal."
No... Instead of coal I'd give a gallon of gasoline instead. The catch being that her gallon still has Chicago and IL State taxes due on that fuel, to be paid by gift recipient.
MERRY XMAS YOU FILTHY ANIMAL!
For a stocking stuffer: Groot can get a bunch of library books with no fines attached as well. Giving the gift of reading...
For Christmas this year I will get Mayor Lightfoot - a gift card for Macy's in Water Tower Place. Mind you, exclusive to Water Tower Place Macy's. Just want the Mayor always dreamed of!
Groot's Christmas came early in the form of the bounty of personal protection on her street so those pesky peaceful protests won't ruffle her feathers or inconvenience her directly.
Can I get Groot some more "peaceful protests" this holiday season? I think others have already cut in line ahead of me on that gift giving...
Thanks for the promo SCC!
We've have more ideas in the pipeline. The hope is to do something quarterly.
-WHT
Absolutely fabulous.
Now, kees me you fool!!!!
Almost looks like a middle finger. Maybe that kid Herb-dilla can create us another great city sticker.
How'bout
Loose a Groot!
Don't Loot
I must admit, being an outsider and basically a homebody, I have a simple, quiet life.
While walking the dog this morning, there it was: Groot Recycling 262 area code. I used Duck to search, then went to "images" and NOW I KNOW! Now I get it!
https://www.chaoscards.co.uk/prod/funko/funko-pop-marvel-holiday-groot-530
Good call SCC. Always my first read of the day!
NOT ILLINOIS. NOT LAW.
Gotta put that on a t-shirt.
I need this now
Bridges are racist and white supremacist....
Counter to the b-l movements were carrying signs that read They shoot - We loot ?
A takeoff from Woodsy Owl’s, Give a hoot - Don’t pollute.
With no bridge too far for Larri’s leadership ... Screw the Beach - Let’s Loot for Groot.
I’d like to forget about the disgrace Larri LightFührer brought upon this City in just one long year.
Sorry, but I’m already out $45 for sending a Trumpy Bear to that 5700 Rogers house.
No, Groot gets one for every one sold.
Individually delivered.
With a wide variety of return addresses.
From the kind of people who think she' s doing a great job.
Maybe have them show up at public engagements, like press conferences. (Those ones should be simple, quiet displays. A nice block of 50 or so would look great when she's shoveling her horseshit regarding the "protests" that somehow manage to destroy more than a fucking tornado would.
Does anyone— including the Keesing Bandit— see any symbolism in the Raised Bridge? HINT: Astronomical symbol Planet Mars
please put this on T-shirts!
Raise the bridges and flood the moats. Its summer in Chicago.
Can we get HJA to sell it in a roll of 100-1"x1-1/2" - stickers? asking for a friend...
The City under siege protects its crown jewels (what's left of it), the Demolition Mile after the burning and sacking of the city.
Lockdown Larry has fucked up consistently and is now called on the carpet by the business community and Limousine Liberals. The Community has spoken and acted on their sared turf and the don't like it. The midget has stumbled and mismanaged everything her little hands touch. She is a liar who cannot be believed or trusted. The "reformer" is a Rahm replicate in without the hack's keen sense of deception.
So now the the Murder Queen, just 10 short of the magical number of 500 kills in her city in 8 months, is now getting, so she sez, serious about murders, lootings, shootings, rioting and burning down of the city. Larry the loser is covering her tracks and with the help of the activist and biased media she gets more time for covering her mistakes and political foibles.
How about Remember fort Larry? Groot dressed as Davey crocket
There was another time that the bridges were raised for the purpose of crime control...it was in the movie "Batman". That was supposed to be entertainment, not a "how to" manual.
I respect and admire the CPD from afar, so my thought wouldn't make sense locally. The t-shirt I would make if I lived in IL would be an appropriately PD-blue shirt that just says
F U L L all across the front in big ol' bold letters.
A graphic of a full glass of milk would serve to confuse the ig'nints, or else a map/outline of Chicago to be more blunt about it. Most won't know what it means or who it refers to, but it's a good silent statement (like Chick-fil-A and Hobby Lobby playing Christian tunes without lyrics... if you know, it's all good; if you don't, it goes over your head.)
Unlike "Hands Up, Don't Shoot" this really happened.
Don't forget these!!!
https://www.ebay.com/itm/Chicago-Finger-Sticker/114364166283?ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT&_trksid=p2060353.m2749.l2649
Blogger katikati said...
I respect and admire the CPD from afar, so my thought wouldn't make sense locally. The t-shirt I would make if I lived in IL would be an appropriately PD-blue shirt that just says
F U L L all across the front in big ol' bold letters.
A graphic of a full glass of milk would serve to confuse the ig'nints, or else a map/outline of Chicago to be more blunt about it. Most won't know what it means or who it refers to, but it's a good silent statement (like Chick-fil-A and Hobby Lobby playing Christian tunes without lyrics... if you know, it's all good; if you don't, it goes over your head.)
8/23/2020 11:21:00 PM
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You have imagination and a creative mind. Your messaging is succinct and to the point. Well done.
You can always raise a bridge if you can pitch a tent.
Now, kees me you fool!!!!
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