Monday, September 28, 2020

Desk Pop!!!

Gotta test it if you're going to sell it:

  • A homeless man is facing felony charges after he found a gun and decided to fire near the Pritzker Pavillion in Millennium Park — just to make sure it worked, prosecutors said.

    Police responded to a call of shots fired on the 300 block of East Randolph around 12:30 p.m. Tuesday and met with a witness who pointed officers toward a man down the street who shot the gun, according to prosecutors.

    Cops approached the man, 46-year-old Todd Seng, and allegedly found a loaded handgun in his pants pocket during a pat-down search. Seng told cops he found the gun about a week ago.

    He said he wanted to see if it worked, so he shot it “into a mountain” at Millennium Park to make sure nobody got hurt, an assistant state’s attorney said during Seng’s bond court appearance Wednesday.

At least he'll be getting three hots and a cot for a few days.

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24 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Chicago is really messed up.

9/28/2020 12:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So the question is, will Foxx drop the charges?

9/28/2020 12:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did you see that gat SCC ? A frickin Tauras G2 ghetto popper that had not seen oil since it was filched from the lawful owner. That's the most rust I've ever seen on a firearm short of something fished out of a body of water. The shitheads likely tossed it out of a car window when they realized what a useless "jammamatic"it is. There's a reason that shit sells for less than half of the cost of a quality name brand pistol.

9/28/2020 12:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I've noticed downtown has more homeless people. More bums asking for money.

9/28/2020 12:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Man, I saw mountains in Grant Park once........but I think someone may have slipped me something while I was busy dancing to a guy playing "Puff The Majic Dragon" on a harmonica.

9/28/2020 01:39:00 AM  
Blogger The Keesing Bandit said...

The Community would have been great hunters and gatherers. Where did you get this? I fount it! I can't even find my glasses half the time.

Now, kees me you fool!!!!

9/28/2020 05:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He "found it".
Anyone else believe that?

9/28/2020 06:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Seven people have died and at least 42 others wounded in Chicago gun violence this weekend.


"Say their Names" Groot!!!!

9/28/2020 06:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why can’t these things happen at fatass’ home.

9/28/2020 07:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wish I found a free gun. Plus the ammo is now worth a fortune. Look on the ground and all I end up with is blunt wraps and beer cans. Always the bridesmaid, never the bride.

9/28/2020 07:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Normally this is at best a CookCo Plea Deal of Theft of Lost or Mislaid Property, which I think they can even eliminate the Theft element and reduce it to Possession or Delayed Notification or whatever CCSAO wants to make up. However, in order to justify the CookCo expansive budget and upcoming bloated budget...
He’s White.
Full extent of the law will be applied.
Additional Conditions of Bond is that he encourages his White family, friends, acquaintances to get arrested to end the disparities.
Coincidentally his D-Bond of $200 is around the value of that Travarius’ PT111 G2.

Gotcha.
Where is his face covering mask?
Seems a Larri Lockdown $1000 ANOV was overlooked.
COPA is investigating.

Area 1 still gets the Clearance. Enough rust on that roscoe to warrant multiple, lengthy follow ups investigations of the multiple relentless Michigan Ave/Millennium shootings since Larri’s Lockdown.
Thanks for a job well done.
Honorable Mentions forthcoming.

9/28/2020 09:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"He said he wanted to see if it worked, so he shot it “into a mountain” at Millennium Park to make sure nobody got hurt..."

* Guy has more consideration for others than 99% of the "block club..."

...so he'll get blamed for shooting the Columbus statue off its pedestal.

9/28/2020 09:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"There's a reason that shit sells for less than half of the cost of a quality name brand pistol."

9/28/2020 12:31:00 AM

Taurus doesn't seem to be there with a lot of things; stamped-and-twisted transfer bar crystallizes like a Zamak cap gun and breaks off at stress concentration. Revolver goes 'way out of time, cylinder not aligned with bore when it indexes and locks...

Less reliable than a tire iron...

9/28/2020 10:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He heard they were going to defund da police. Chicago is really pro second amendment when you look at, all the dropped charges from crimesha’s office. USA! USA! USA!

9/28/2020 10:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
I've noticed downtown has more homeless people. More bums asking for money.

9/28/2020 12:38:00 AM

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Groot has added more bums in the downtown area to help with the local ambiance of the boarded up area. More businesses and limousine liberals will flee further depressing property values and making Chicago even less desirable to be here. Hell, with 4 victims short of 600 murders and nearly 3200 shootings who in their right mind would stay in this Socialist Democrat run and bankrupt city.

9/28/2020 01:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

20 foot alligators in 014, rodeo on the dan ryan, pee pee bum shooting at a mountain in grant park, and the bug eyed rat from madagascar sitting in the big chair. Who needs a circus, we have it every day here.

9/28/2020 01:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So now even the homeless are armed. Won't be long before they start robbing instead of begging. Just another reason to avoid downtown. Between the bums and community partiers not a good place to be. Oh yea, forgot about the riots, looters, car jacking and Red Line Marauders. An armored car service will start door to door service to the few high end restaurants and McCormick place.

9/28/2020 01:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What charges? Why bother?

9/28/2020 01:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Finding" guns lying around in Chicago is as prevalent as finding fish in the ocean.
It's called carpus [sic] dilecti.

9/28/2020 03:36:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How does one get an eponymous Pavillion while still alive?
MONEY.

9/28/2020 03:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My middle name is Robert, but my friends call me Bob.
That's me. Jay Bob Pritizker. Jay Bob to you.

9/28/2020 03:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
I've noticed downtown has more homeless people. More bums asking for money.

9/28/2020 12:38:00 AM

The Cook County Democratic Central Committee asks that you stop barging in on their slate making caucuses if you're not going to contribute cash [unmarked bills only please]

/sarcasm

9/28/2020 04:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Are ya sure it wasn't the Gov's Fat Ass he be shooting at thinking it was a mountain.

9/28/2020 07:32:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

“Mountains” in Chicago? I wish. Then we could just hire a pied piper to drive all the liberals off a cliff.

9/28/2020 07:51:00 PM  

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