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On the heels of Halloween cancellations, this is what California is trying:
- 1. Attendance
- Gatherings that include more than 3 households are prohibited. This includes everyone present, including hosts and guests.Remember, the smaller the number of people, the safer.
- Keep the households that you interact with stable over time. By spending time with the same people, risk of transmission is reduced. Participating in multiple gatherings with different households or groups is strongly discouraged.
- The host should collect names of all attendees and contact information in case contact tracing is needed later.
2. Gather Outdoors
- Gatherings that occur outdoors are significantly safer than indoor gatherings. All gatherings must be held outside. Attendees may go inside to use restrooms as long as the restrooms are frequently sanitized.
- Gatherings may occur in outdoor spaces that are covered by umbrellas, canopies, awnings, roofs, and other shade structures provided that at least three sides of the space (or 75%) are open to the outdoors.
- A gathering of no more than three households is permitted in a public park or other outdoor space, even if unrelated gatherings of other groups up to three households are also occurring in the same park or other outdoor space. If multiple such gatherings are occurring, mixing between group gatherings is not allowed. Additionally, multiple gatherings of three households cannot be jointly organized or coordinated to occur in the same public park or other outdoor space at the same time – this would constitute a gathering exceeding the permitted size.
There are plenty more "rules" at the link up top. Can you imagine trying to pull this off in the Midwest? Outdoor only, no singing or shouting, having a maid or spinster aunt stationed in every bathroom to sanitize it after Uncle John spends some quality time in the shitter.
Any bets on when Groot and Fatass will try this?
Labels: dumb ideas
posted by SCC at 12:04 AM
77 Comments:
I will not be enforcing any ban by this city or state. Bet on that!
Can’t wait for the governor who stole Christmas to tell me that cousin Eddie can’t come over for dinner this year!!!
Dear California and anyone else who would try to enforce this,
Go fuck yourselves.
Thank you.
More than three households prohibited? We can’t adopt that here ... our governor is the size of four households himself.
There goes Christmas. The fucking communists are really getting a boner with this game.
Fucking communists - anyone who votes DemoRat anymore is just an asshole.
I agree with the Governor. We need to keep people safe at all costs! Let’s also eliminate anyone dying in a car accident - can save tens of thousands of lives a year. Government can can demand that people coward in their basement, sucking their thumbs and snuggling their blankets. People can be prohibited from driving which should get auto deaths to zero. If needed, we can go back to horse and wagons - all run by the government of course.
These politicians are a sick evil bunch. They’re like kings out of the medieval times. All it would take is the public to rise up and say “HELL NO!” But unfortunately the citizens are little sheep. Especially the restaurant and bars. Sad
Fucking playlist from the KGB. Are these goofs writing this shit for real. Let's add, No Sleepovers !
So how do play aunties, cousins etc. enter into the rules for three households?
We have collective lost our minds when officials can put this out there and know that half of the country will gobble it up as good policy.
Game over. We may be beyond hope.
Saw this on Facebook:
Parties are limited to 5 people... Funerals are allowed to be 30.
Everyone come by my house for the funeral of my pet turkey. Thanksgiving Day, at noon. Refreshments will be served.
“7. Rules for Singing, Chanting, and Shouting at Outdoor Gatherings“
Ah, those were the good old days when you could chant. Guess we can’t go to California this year for thanksgiving.
Lightfoot and Pritzker by now have read this and are on a Zoom call saying we got to try some of that California Dreaming here. It will drive our proletariat mad, at least until Joe and Kamala begin their reign.
These totalitarians are getting very used to ordering the serfs around as they wish and expecting us to just comply. It's far past time for regime change in some of these states.
What the fuck do they think this is North Korea??? Shit, I will do whatever the hell I want in my own House. NO ONE, will tell me what to do, go fuck yourself!!!
Can the chosen ones still protest, riot and loot?
I don't want to have to clean the bathroom after Gov. Fatboy drops a couple of his 10 megaton poop bombs! Phew!
So how big can the households Be? Who is going to enforce this nonsense.
Sounds a lot like Un Constitutional !!!!!
Response from normal people: Two middle fingers upraised and moving in an up and down motion.
Now, kees me you fool!!!!
NoT enforceable
Welcome to Nazi Germany.
Yeah, but did their mayor and head health official dress up like clowns to deliver this message? If not, it’ll never work. They should follow the lead of our mayor, cuz she like totes knows what she’s like doing.
Gather Outdoors Gatherings that occur outdoors are significantly safer than indoor gatherings. All gatherings must be held outside.
Cold and flu cases will spike being out side in freezing temps.
OT from the slum times: Fredo lands ghost payroll job at Monterrey security.
Riccio, who’s the director of strategy for the company, said he’s aware of the controversy that’s swirled around the company.
“I bring integrity and a reputation for being honest,” Riccio said. “I’m not saying they don’t have that. They’ve been painted with a bad brush in the past.”
People are getting tired of the government. Business owners are saying no to JBs latest decrees. Plots to kidnap politicians foiled. I'm hoping that society draws the line at government telling us how many guests we can invite into OUR homes. Vote Republican across the board or get ready for more big government overreach.
The CDPD, CPHD, CDC, WHO, DR FAUCI, LORI, PRITZKER and anyone who dates rule normal people's lives, a big, fat hardy middle finger to ALL OF YOU.
F.U.L.L.
Take your COVID and stick it where the sun don't shine!!!
All more bs rules to force control on the citizenry. Next thing you know they will be telling people to stop speaking period because talking "spreads the virus". Meanwhile, Pelosi is out getting her hair done without her mask, DeBlasio aka Wilhelm the Terrible has his gestapo arresting orthodox Jews in NY for practicing their religion, gov. Fat Boy travels freely from estate to estate in WI, FL, IL, and allows the lil' princess to compete in horseback riding all over. Listening to these clowns is more hazardous to your health than the Wuhan flu.
Coming soon here:
Philadelphia police shooting of armed Black man sparks violent clashes, at least 30 cops injured: reports
https://www.foxnews.com/us/violent-clashes-break-out-in-philadelphia-after-police-fatally-shoot-man-with-knife-report
Prayers for the police officers and a fuck You to the scum, Obviously Democrats refuse to be lawful people! Intelligence here knows that many of them are staying at various places getting ready to start shit here again! They have the support of the elect Democrats who sponsors are who are all far out of control lawless society. Be careful be watchful protect each other protect police families do you only thing that matters are blue lives blue lives matter God bless the police!
With the idiot democrats, especially from California nothing gets past them like this. Last year, in IL, they proposed a bill NO one in IL let alone the infamous Chicago can't pump their own gas anymore, they want a gas pumper or a human to fill the void of you filling your gas. It was some whacked out Democrat Oak Lawn or Oak Park legistature who brought this concept up. Keep voting blue fucking stupid inbred Deomcrats, this state gets dumber and dumber and the democrats scream "WHY?! It's not fair!?"
-Angry Cop
Lists, the dems are all about lists.
I’ll do my best Sgt. Schultz.
I’m not giving any of groots “tracers” any names.
Tell your friends yourself.
I find it quite interesting that alot of Restaurants are starting to fight FatAss and his stupid shutdown rules, when are the ones in ShitCago going to fight back?
Of course this doesn't apply to the Newsom, Pelosi, Feinstein and Harris households.
Voter fraud and the Covid drive up window. Could happen in Cook County too. I wouldn't want to live in Houston either.
Read about the scam. https://gellerreport.com/2020/10/democrat-judge-voter-fraud-houston.html/
Chicago though will not cancel Halloween evil Lori and jb say “fuck the kids!”
Not a cop.
I’ll see your tyranny and raise you one rebellion.
I don’t intend to comply with Lightführer und Herr. Gobbles (aka Pritzker). I can’t imagine that the majority of coppers will either – especially when said coppers are ordered to enforce directives that could involve detaining law abiding citizens who are disobedient [of] der Führer. Citizens will likely pushback when confronted on their private property. I also can’t imagine that the merit hacks that run CPD give a shit about the harm that they know they’ll be putting all of you in given the precariousness of the unconstitutional orders you’ll be directed to execute. If you have dirt on merit hacks, NOW is the time to consider playing that hand preemptively. Put them on the defensive.
God bless all of you, vote for Trump, and MAGA!
Commie politicians , when kids return to school , socialist teachers will ask how was your Halloween , Thanksgiving , how many people attended ? Teacher will report back to commie CTU and politicians .
What else could you expect from Newsom, the NEPHEW of PELOUSY?
Wonder if he is taking his family to Auntie Nancy’s mansion/guarded
house for Thanksgiving? Maybe they can all gather around her $24,000
refrigerator and eat her $13 a pint ice cream, after her dinner is catered
surreptitiously by a Beverly Hills guy who shall remain nameless?
These DEMs are all intertwined......if the Harris administration (with Joe Biden)
gets in, wait til you see the H U G E bailout for California, since they are
broke......catering to the homeless ($200K for each “homeless apartment” to
be built) and the 30% of the population of illegals.........
And I got $100 that says that state -with its massive taxes, fires, electrical shutdowns, illegals,
and homeless shitting in the streets - will STILL vote DEM!
FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKK YOU.
You're not going to tell me who I can and can't have in my house.
"Any bets on when Groot and Fatass will try this?"
Any bets that their families will be exempt from these rules for the common folk?
rb
Who is going to enforce this nonsense.
10/27/2020 06:04:00 AM
Well it's California, so specially-trained violence mitigation/feel-good personnel will be utilized.
rb
These mentally deranged sadistic Chicago Illinois politicians are way too comfortable giving orders to All Us Common Folks.Back up the truck and back off you lying ,incompetent, hateful no respect for innocent human life inhumane freaks.Youve been shitting on Us way too long.
We have collective lost our minds when officials can put this out there and know that half of the country will gobble it up as good policy.
Game over. We may be beyond hope.
10/27/2020 01:39:00 AM
Spot on. With major media outlets controlling the message, few scientists who believe that this "temporary" lockdown has gone too far can be heard. The result is that most people actually believe that COVID-19 is the Plague, despite the chances of catching/dying from it.
Over 6,000 Scientists Sign 'Anti-Lockdown' Petition Saying It's Causing 'Irreparable Damage'
"As infectious disease epidemiologists and public health scientists we have grave concerns about the damaging physical and mental health impacts of the prevailing COVID-19 policies, and recommend an approach we call Focused Protection," the petition says in its opening line. "Current lockdown policies are producing devastating effects on short and long-term public health."
The petition adds, "Keeping these measures in place until a vaccine is available will cause irreparable damage, with the underprivileged disproportionately harmed."
https://www.newsweek.com/over-6000-scientists-sign-anti-lockdown-petition-saying-its-causing-irreparable-damage-1537047
"I'd tell you a coronavirus joke, but chances are you won't get it."
rb
Welcome to Communist China. Fuck these unconstitutional rules from these far left progressive democratic governors and mayors.
They are hoping people/neighbors report each other. Then the gestapo will be sent to enforce the füror's orders.
Just out! If Trump wins the election California will not allow travel from any states other than Washington and Oregon. All Californians will have to eat Soylent Green until all Republicans are gone.
What's next?
Put on a condom,a full Tyvek suit, a respirator and then hide under your bed until we give the all clear.
This will become the "new normal" if we let it, just like the "War on Terror". That went from "If you see something, say something" to "Don't you dare say anything you bigot, now let us strip search your daughter and grandmother."
I’m surprised they didn’t recommend a port-a-potty for the outdoor gatherings. What’s next, we can’t have sex?
Damn it! That means no more protests and rioting. I NEED THE OVERTIME!!!
Its all unconstitutional. I"ll do my own thing they can F off.
Half a troll mayor wannabe!!
I dindu nuffin!! Why fo you messin wit me?
How many in the land of fruits and nuts will abide by this dictatorship rule? Thats like fatass pos, lying punk jb selling his line of bullshit, or larry what a total disgrace, democrats everything wrong with society! Fatass now is going to impose ban on indoor dining in chiraq, larry dose not want to do it, this way she blames lazy lying jb!
Try it Groot, then eat shit and start howling at the moon. You are already viewed as incompetent, indictive, amateurish and an elitist socialist pig. We don't believe you, we don't trust you and we find you as despicable in your words, actions and deeds.
FULL
(OT) Coming soon what do you think of this? they want donations for school supplies for the children,yet they are not even in school! the teachers getting full pay and benefits sitting home,or from remote vacation locations,they are raising taxes again! What about the children? cps takes up to 2/3 your tax bill, no work,no show jobs over a 7 billion dollar budget,anti-police rhetoric how about a big fuck you:
https://cps.networkforgood.com/projects/112045-school-supplies-advocacy-project?fbclid=IwAR2jdSKDcDZTNXz1O0PW_EiTQIgI7TG6NpnyV5t6cYBeaYFMVKYWyQBskso
mayor lorre and jabba the gov will be the lovable, laughable circus clown riding on top of an elephant for halloween with awardy and aziki following behind to clean up their dung...
"Anonymous said...
These politicians are a sick evil bunch. They’re like kings out of the medieval times. All it would take is the public to rise up and say “HELL NO!” But unfortunately the citizens are little sheep. Especially the restaurant and bars. Sad
10/27/2020 12:47:00 AM"
It will happen when those "sheep" realize there are more "sheep" than rulers.
The Tree of Liberty WILL be watered again, and soon!
Can't wait until trump wins and then he can use the insurrection act to take out these communists marxists bastards!
She is currently planning it
No way to police this. UNLESS you have neighbors spying on neighbors, you know like the old Soviet Union. A Comrad in every block.
GROOTS closing bars so everybody has time to riot on HALLOWEEN!
They couldnt wait to close down the city it had to be before the election.
Look for ass hat in mask to be acting a fool. ANd quit using those taser they dont work!
By yourself an asp and dont be scared to use it.
It doesn’t matter what laws that fat cocksucker puts in place. There’s a certain part of the communerty that will gather, drink, shoot up and snort while figuring out their next criminal hits.
Slow roll to calls that have mental people causing trouble, armed people, fights, domestics, etc. don’t risk your life, future and family. No one needs to crash and get injured and injure other. Realize you can go from hero to zero in minutes, even seconds.
Don’t be “that guy”.
Fuck you bitch lightfoot and fat bastard guv.
https://www.barstoolsports.com/blog/3021315/lori-lightfoot-aka-the-rona-destroyer-is-up-to-her-old-hijinks.-again-this-is-real-life.
It seems like the quickest way to find out if you are a democrat or republican is to ask about how you feel about the coronavirus. Some women I give a slight pass to because they are moms, but if you are a guy and believe this than you are probably an Anti-Trumper drinking the kool-aid to the very bloody end.
All good advice to reduce the spread of covid and any other infectious disease for that matter.
But how long can one live like that?
OffTopic....sorta......
Hallmark just had a movie on tonight : The Perfect Christmas Present
All about a love story....of course, it’s Hallmark, but was set in Chicago.....
Lots of DOWNTOWN Chicago scenes....
People shopping, walking, lots of traffic, happy faces, crowded sidewalks.....
Not a shithead in sight, no plywood on the store windows, no marauding
boatloads of shoplifters, robbers, shooters, no fires.......
Seriously nearly brought me to tears as to what SHE WHO IS EVIL has done to this city
as our Christmas season approaches.....
I see Jelly Belly closed all restaurants in the Chicago land area...It’s a good thing he must have eaten all the food.
Family gatherings are limited to 6.
Funerals are limited to 30.
On Thursday, November 26, 2020 we will be gathering at my home for the funeral of my pet turkey, Gobble-gobble. Dinner and drinks will be served. Feel free to bring a side dish or dessert.
Mike the cityworker
P.S. Wash your hands and say your prayers, because germs and Jesus are everywhere!
The hotel guy will go to Florida or Whizconsen with his family. Florida is open ....he can have his cook whip him up some vittles and then sit outside in his lay z boy recliner .....while laughing about the peasants who pay property taxes to his kingdom in Illinois. take the toilets out to avoid taxes....you have billions that you inherited....he is a prize
Can’t prevent or enforce the on average 12 individuals being shot daily. Good luck enforcing the other bullshit.
Anonymous said...
It seems like the quickest way to find out if you are a democrat or republican is to ask about how you feel about the coronavirus. Some women I give a slight pass to because they are moms, but if you are a guy and believe this than you are probably an Anti-Trumper drinking the kool-aid to the very bloody end.
10/27/2020 06:46:00 PM
The other way to spot a democrat is the ones that are driving in their cars all by themselves and wearing a mask.
Simple solution - bring Antifa flags, buckets of rocks, some gasoline. Call it a protest. That's it, it's all legit now.
“This is about control and power, and not about science and data.”
A Message from the Office of the Mayor: October 27, 2020
The mayor explains how the recent plague restrictions imposed by the governor are unwarranted. Shows you the data to prove it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XgnTtuVZZf8&feature=youtu.be
rb
Lori knows she has committed political suicide. That is why she waited for JB the Hutt to make the call on Chicago restaurants.
Both scumbags. I can only hope our memories are not short
Adam Corolla did a great job covering this bullshit on his 10/26 podcast (free). Check it out.
Got a nice Halloween party I’m attending on Saturday. So far an easy 30 people attending it not more. Half of them OTJ.
EFF YOU, GrootLoot.
Anonymous said...
All good advice to reduce the spread of covid and any other infectious disease for that matter.
But how long can one live like that?
10/27/2020 07:08:00 PM
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You will live like this for as long as you are told. You must comply. You must be obedient. You are in this together, errrh , I mean, we are in this together. We speak the truth and you must listen to our truths.
Failure to comply will be met with heavy fines, public shaming, loss of movement & public assembly and freedom to speak, loss of religious practices, crushing taxes, job loss and being sent to re-education camps administered by CTU and the CPS.
All hail the Groot.
This Californian and her family will be having Thanksgiving as usual. I personally don't know anyone who is going to follow these idiotic guidelines.
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