Rules for You, Not Groot (UPDATE)

Bars closing, restaurants going bankrupt, schools doing remote learning even though children are among the least likely to suffer any sort of adverse effects from COVID. Then this:

• Lightfoot had her security detail sent over to 025 in an unmarked last night (Friday evening). Called in extra manpower from the district, so her daughter could partake in a lovely sleepover slumber party.

  That's nice. While businesses are closing, livelihoods are being bankrupt, children are being shot and killed, downtown is boarded up like it's hurricane season in Florida, schools are shut down and the city tax base is being eroded.... Groot thinks it's safe for her daughter to go to a slumber party? DId all the younglings wear masks? How about the parents? Did they all have their sleeping bags 6 feet apart, with no more than 6 younglings at a table?

  All with extra manpower that should've been patrolling the streets, preventing crime. Meanwhile there was a homicide last night around a half mile from the slumber party.

We don't know about all of you, but our kids haven't seen their friends except on a computer screen for about....oh, seven months now.

We'll start believing that this is a "serious disease" when the people in charge start acting like it's a "serious disease."

By the way, we'll bet an additional $50 over the $50 we send every month to the Chaplains that the media doesn't even mention this story for some reason. Any takers?

UPDATE: We're told this may be an off-shoot of the unknown, unauthorized and unbelievable "Escamerit CAPS Babysitter Program." As a reward, Escamerit will once again be promoted to Commander and he will be rewarded the Couch that formerly sat in Special Ed's office.