Gimme My Balls!
Two ways to attempt to claim your balls back after your boss has cut them off and stuck them in a jar in her office (click for larger version):
When Groot wanted Special Ed to jump, she told him to claim Trump didn't embody Chicago values. No idea what she was thinking having Special Ed make that announcement, but she did and Ed merely said, "How High Mx. Mayor?"
Oh, here's the second way to tell Groot you want your testicles back:
We're betting he won't do that, but he might vote that way. Anyone know where Brownie is registered to vote?
Thanks to our Stat Guy for the pictures.
Labels: sarcasm AND silliness
posted by SCC at 12:03 AM
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Chicago is dying.
More and more black & brown are for the Donald
Copy and paste the link and take 10 minutes to watch this video. It's a Patriot parade in Beverly Hills, Californian. These are our brothers and sisters of all races and ethnicities who love freedom and America. I dare you to watch this and not smile and feel the happiness inside and shed a happy tear!
THIS IS AMERICA LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!
We will never again in our lifetimes witness the patriotism that is sweeping across the country, from coast to coast and everywhere in between. We are witnessing a historic turning in this country. This video encapsulates what the Democrats-Socialists-Communists fear the most, a united America! Can you SEE the happiness in these people's faces? Absolutely AMAZING!
Enjoy! I love all my brother and sister patriots! Live your best life!
https://youtu.be/HInOfGNXni0
Yup. It's definitely code for, “I’m voting red, but I can’t say that out loud.” That’s awesome!
The mayor has made it more than clear who she is endorsing. Did you see her and the wife on the news tonight in their Halloween costumes? She sure likes to play dress up. Life must be exciting.
Maybe his favorite robot could help him find them.... Then blow them up
Hello from mission con-troll...
Our count down for the launch of "Dallas Brownie Brown" is at T minus 40 folks and counting.
Groot can be seen on the sideline having shoelaces tied and practicing for the boot...
Any takers on the date?
Only using HeyJackass for #'s.
Stay tuned and stay safe!
Vote Trump Brownie, that's the only thing you've gotten right so far. Now find a way to get her fired and you might salvage your reputation for future prospect employers. lol
-Angry Cop
I will have to say he looks good in that cap, red is his color...lol
I remember that exact briefing, afterwards he turned to the Groot, extended his hand and said "Pull my Finger"!!
This is a serious, serious issue with Superintendent Brown! Some liberal White lady needs to remind him he is black! Sample below:
Chelsea Handler: I Had to Remind 50 Cent He's Black After His Trump Support
https://www.breitbart.com/entertainment/2020/10/24/chelsea-handler-i-had-to-remind-50-cent-hes-black-after-his-trump-support/
Same issue is here in Chicago... Black men forgetting they are black and needing liberal females or just liberals (two genders I guess...) to refresh their memory on skin color.
Don't even hint that someone could vote Trump, Brown! Think of the Chicago values and whatnot... Soon enough that racist Columbus statue might reappear!
Vote Hunter Biden's Chinese Bank Account 2020!
Groot should be wearing her Harris/Biden cap. That is not a typo. The ultra-liberal progressives do not give a hoot about Biden. All they want is Kamasutra Harris to be one heart beat away. Old Joe better watch his step. The Kamasutra Harris lovers will be littering his path with banana peels. MAGA 2020! F.U.L.L.
But Eddie had Chicago values. It was plain for all to see. Rules for thee, not for me, with a little tail on the side, right Eddie? Have to love those Chicago values...
Funny I noticed the other day how highpitched Browns voice has gotten since he came to Chicago. Thought he wanted to try out for the Boys Choir. After reading your Balls In jar explication I understand the change in his voice pitch. Thanks SCC for the enlightenment.
That would be the smartest thing he has done since being here.
Now, kees me you fool!!!!
Pretty much the whole world learned what Chicago’s values what Chicago’s values were decades ago and not a whole lot has changed. Maybe never use the words Chicago and values in the same sentence again.
There’s no way he’s a Trump supporter, even being from Texas. I’m sure Groot vetted him and asked him during the interview process. If she had any thought that he was a MAGA supporter she would fire him and find a way to correlate his support of Trump to the crime in a Chicago to blame it all on Trump
Trump doesn’t reflect Chicago values?
Good. That’s another reason I’m voting for him.
Congresswoman Underwood called the violent protests "beautiful." Do you want to see a beautiful, peaceful protest, take a look at any of the protests in the past few weeks for Trump. Thousands of people, all creeds and colors, supporting Trump. Honestly, the only reason police are there is to ward off Democratic thugs. If that threat didn't exist, these Trump rallies would leave the public space with nary an empty bottle. Not that is Beautiful.
The reference is probably meant for the state's attorney race as he is not a fan of the current SA.
Well we can all be pretty sure Brown will vote of O’Brian. He’s already dogged Foxxx publicly on more than one occasion. While a high Trump turn out for the area would be nice, overall it isn’t going to really matter but replacing Foxxx is the turning of the tide this city desperately needs.
Anyone who doesn’t think there aren’t a lot of black or brown votes is fooling his/herself. I know way tooo many. Working Black, brown, white voters are tired of paying for other’s free shit. That’s the beauty of race in this country: race doesn’t matter once you hold down a job, try to build a good life, you realize the government starts picking your pockets to pay for others not willing to do the same (not talking about the legitimate ones that truly cannot).
He’ll be gone before Valentine’s Day...”kiss” 💋 his ass goodbye❗️
How does Obama’s vote in Illinois ? Are they in Chicago more than 180 days a year ?
Do they claim home owner exemption at more than one home ?
Are they paying their fair share ?
My brother won't even speak to me or anyone else that "ripped" on his political stance. I think that the Chicago Unions are capable of mind control. The dude DOES blame Trump for the issues in Chicago. In any political conversation, he completely loses it and starts the "Dem version of speaking in tongues". He starts screaming MSN slogans over anyone speaking. "This President has killed 200,000 innocent Americans", "He colluded with the Russians", it is painful to watch him turn away from the friends he has hung around with since the 70s.
No sure who’s ignoring the relentless violent crime more, Larri or Browns and Larri made a virtual prerecorded news radio interview croaking about Covid’s and Hashed Brow hasn’t had a crime conditions press conference since late July.
Get your hand outta my sack!
I’ll bet the diabolical dr.Evil Larri LightFührer encouraged Hushed Brown to come out for KmmFxxxUp 2020 as she did last week when she tweeted her vote choice, saying “We can’t go back [to the old days with Pat O’Brien]”. When he didn’t and won’t pull a JPud, who took a couple days suspension for his unsolicited presidential endorsement in late 2011, did he recognize being set up?
If Brownie comes out as a Trumpocrat then you know that he knows that he’s on Manic Larri’s chopping block like Joe Ferguson who already is planning on an forced exit for the New Year.
He didn’t take the bait. A pissed off angry toad Larri moves to lily pad Plan B.
You gotta love CWB. Great reporting and a good sense of humor. Besides SCC, the only real investigative journalism around!
My bet is he’s voting for Biden. He doesn’t strike me as a conservative at all.
Here is a NYC copper with balls. Unfortunately he will be taking some non paid time off.
https://nypost.com/2020/10/26/nypd-union-rips-suspension-of-trump-2020-cop-as-double-standard/
Part I:
Heh!
Liberals, progressives, coastal & metropolitan Alinskyite
elites and Godless nation-hating commies of all stripes,
do love the exercise of their privileged status as urban
opinion & trend setters who seek to impose their will as
"societal betters" in ceaselessly lecturing and exhorting
urban blacks and Middle American churls and "deplorables"
to "see the light" (vote against their interests and
long term potential prosperity and survival)and plant
smoochies on the nasty ass of the leftist progressive
political lick-hitting cyphers of the moment.
If they know what's good for 'em...
...Or else.
No?
As of late, the Scum-Times and Fibune have been
chock full of Progressive nasty-assery about:
"We struggle to understand why you lesser-than,
wild-assed, blue collar/middle class Mt. Greenwood,
Edison Pk. and other conservative enclave and echo
chamber dwelling "free-thinkers" could ever fancy
yourselves to be intelligent and politically savvy.
You have the temerity to buck our well orchestrated
agenda and not fall in with Biden & Harris. Your "racism,"
and anger is clearly evident and it's troubling to us.
We as your societal betters, appeal to your "better nature"
and ask you to set aside your unhelpful conservative anger
and set aside partisan desire to set things right by voting
for Trump & Pence.
We ask this of you for the good of
preserving "American Democracy."
Your angry world view has already caused problems by your
needlessly rejecting Hillary Clinton, so please don't make
things worse by allowing your conservative anger to follow
you into the polling place this time."
Middle American replies:
"Donkey-Dung!"
Heh... Middle America seems to be catching on
to the bad shit the democratic leftists have
in store for the Republic as a whole.
Part II:
An aside:
A recollection was triggered recently...
Has there ever been any clarity provided as to why
Sparkle-Farts destroyed a goodly portion of the
domestic ammunition manufacturing industry while
having Homeland Security binge buying some 5 Billion
rounds of ammunition?
>Crickets<
Our Policeman's Intuition lead us to believe that it
would've been aimed at/expended on "We the people..."
subsequent to HRC and her globalist confreres had won.
They KNEW that there was a very high probability that
MIddle America would've loudly and colorfully rebelled
against what they were planning.
That and others are BIG reasons why coastal and
metropolitan liberal democrat progressive Alinskyites
and Godless communists, (particularly those in MSM)
bear such an intractable and unquenchable grudge
against Middle America.
You churls in Middle America fucked their agenda up
by "not being honest" with the pollsters and media
talking heads.
Heh...
Nothing more utterly AMERICAN than:
"Nunnayah m/fin' bidness..."
One of the tings we love about this nation.
There's still traces of that wild-assed,
irate, gun-packing, God-Fearing frontiersman
attitude that gives metropolitans the nervous squirts
and causes their eyes to water and their hands to wring.
They HATE AND FEAR that you funny-thinking Middle America
churls and deplorables are heartily exercising a real choice
instead of the usual artfully crafted, media orchestrated,
politically war gamed false choices.
They see their agenda unraveling like a busted league ball.
Hence the ongoing 4 year temper tantrum over HRC being
bounced out on her ass by Middle America deplorables
and the big bad "Orange Man."
Thusly, they're doubling down on lies, gaslighting,
agit-prop, sandbagging, deflection, cancel culture,
fact checking, weasel words, slippery syntax, word
salad and obstruction because they have such uneasy
feels that 2020 isn't going to fall their way.
MAGA
Last week, a Biden Rally opened by Jon BonJovi in the
tiny town of Dallas, PA, almost 100% Trump supporters
showed up to embarrass Joe. When you can't draw the
crowds, you dial in a postage stamp size town to make
the audience look bigger. Not to worry Joe, the Trump
people showed up to fill things out. His partner, Kamala
what's-her-name, couldn't remember she was in Cleveland
last week on an open mike. That's pretty sad.
Dems just can't draw crowds, just flies.
I second that emotion: Brownie don't surf.
You won't see Biden in Chicago to hook up with Lightfoot.
Groot is skunked in this city.
"Anonymous said...
This is a serious, serious issue with Superintendent Brown! Some liberal White lady needs to remind him he is black! Sample below:
Chelsea Handler: I Had to Remind 50 Cent He's Black After His Trump Support
https://www.breitbart.com/entertainment/2020/10/24/chelsea-handler-i-had-to-remind-50-cent-hes-black-after-his-trump-support/
Same issue is here in Chicago... Black men forgetting they are black and needing liberal females or just liberals (two genders I guess...) to refresh their memory on skin color.
Don't even hint that someone could vote Trump, Brown! Think of the Chicago values and whatnot... Soon enough that racist Columbus statue might reappear!
Vote Hunter Biden's Chinese Bank Account 2020!
10/26/2020 05:07:00 AM"
Former Arizona police officer Tatum hammers this racist bitch Chelsea Handler on his Tatum Report! It's worth the watch and very true.
https://youtu.be/Wmb6iXpT3m0
Members of the Chicago Police Department are not allowed to make political endorsements or commentary in their official capacity and while on duty. We are apolitical, why is that difficult to understand?
Hunter and Jill went up the hill, both with a buck and a quarter. Jill came down with 2.50. Ohhhhhhhhhh!
What a scumbag family!
https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2020/10/breaking-exclusive-text-messages-show-vp-biden-wife-brother-key-family-members-aware-concerned-colluded-suppress-hunters-actions-around-certain-minor/
Anonymous said...
Chicago is dying.
10/26/2020 12:09:00 AM
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And its all at the hands of Socialist Democrats like the Massillon Midget, Tony the Goiter Prickwinkle, Mike "Subject A" Madigan and the biggest morbidly obese, hot, sweaty, tax cheating, disgusting looking Fat Ass governor. All supported by the Marxist propaganda machine and the "enemy of the people" - the media.
He has to support Trump. The democrats are for civil unrest, looting, crime and mayhem. They are anti-police and pro-Criminal. Isn’t it a red flag that criminals, thugs and BLM are voting democrat???
Truth to all voters ic Chicago , Cook County . Lori and Brown should endorse Patrick O’Brien if they want to save Black Lives and reduce crime . They won’t , why because they don’t care about victims . They care about dividing people by race and against police officers.
OT, All these democrats must want socialism
Rumors are that if Biden gets elected then Groot will have a position in his Cabinet, CLEANING it that is...OOOOPs, that's racist!
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Members of the Chicago Police Department are not allowed to make political endorsements or commentary in their official capacity and while on duty. We are apolitical, why is that difficult to understand?
10/26/2020 12:24:00 PM
They don’t want to understand. They can’t see pass their ignorance and racism.
You’ll see after Election Day about the silent majority
Brown is a gutless piece of shit. He’s another racist who only gives excuses for crimes done by the permanent victim class. He is nothing but an ass licker of Lori no different than Ferguson, another ass licker. They both sold their souls and integrity for a chance to smell Loris farts.
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