Nice Save
The original headline was:
- Trump Throws Mentally Handicapped Man Off of Building
It turns out that wasn't quite the case:
Chicago police said Monday morning they had “resolved peacefully” a standoff at Trump Tower more than 13 hours after a man suspended himself with a rope and harness from the 16th-floor landing of the downtown high-rise.
“Situation resolved peacefully by negotiators,” tweeted police spokesman [...]. “Suspect in custody. No injuries.”
A police SWAT unit and the Chicago Fire Department had responded to a call of a man threatening to kill himself at the Trump International Hotel & Tower, 401 N. Wabash Ave. in the Near North neighborhood, about 5:30 p.m. Sunday, according to police. Ahern said the man rappelled down the outside of the building; he was seen hanging by a rope several feet below the ledge to the right of the large “Trump” sign on the building.
Labels: good news, sarcasm AND silliness
posted by SCC at 12:04 AM
37 Comments:
It would’ve been comical if somebody would’ve opened the window and started cutting the rope to see how serious he was about it. Maybe he’ll try it closer to the ground next time so he can be used for a piñata.
I know, wishful thinking about the windows since they’re stationary.
Nice save yes, but it was a distraction by our leader as he was creating and deploying an earthquake and tsunami like no one has ever seen
I can just imagine the fake news sources like MSNBC, CNN, New York Times, of course our own news media, and a host of others embellishing this story with their anti-Trump rhetoric:
“ Down In The Polls Trump Stages Publicity Stunt, Has Man Dangling From Trump Tower For 13 Hrs. So His Tower Is Highlighted”
“Sources Say Man Dangling On Trump Tower May Have Been Pushed Off Roof By Trump Operatives”
“Man Dangling From Trump Tower Clings For Life After Falling Through Sub-Standard Glass Window Approved By Trump, According To Anonymous Chicago Elected Official”
“Chicago Mayor Files Lawsuit, Declares Trump Tower A Public Nuisance”
No violent crime here, squad. Put us back up and give this to the social workers.
Did they use the Lakers Game tactic on this one?
The only reason this is a story is because it happened at TRUMP Tower!
Move along nothing to see here!
Attention, Kissing Bandit. You have competition.
https://www.foxnews.com/politics/journalist-yashar-ali-says-adviser-for-la-mayor-eric-garcetti-forcibly-kissed-him-for-over-a-decade
It would be really funny, and a bit of a coincidence, if it was Groot in her superhero suit.
Will he still be able to vote for Kamala?
Now, kees me you fool!!!!
I'll save the sarcasm for another post. Nice work guys! You are HEROS.
*wheeeeeeeeeeeeee*
*swingy swingy*
I thought he was a piñata we are going for our sticks
You go to training here;
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KLuT38m-anc
Damn SCC, you just did Chicago's journalist and media's work for the day. Shouldn't they be charged a fee at this point? Well at least they can go back to sleep now and wait until they get their hard copy for Wednesday.
I can just imagine the fake news sources like MSNBC, CNN, New York Times, of course our own news media, and a host of others embellishing this story with their anti-Trump rhetoric:
“ Down In The Polls Trump Stages Publicity Stunt, Has Man Dangling From Trump Tower For 13 Hrs. So His Tower Is Highlighted”
“Sources Say Man Dangling On Trump Tower May Have Been Pushed Off Roof By Trump Operatives”
“Man Dangling From Trump Tower Clings For Life After Falling Through Sub-Standard Glass Window Approved By Trump, According To Anonymous Chicago Elected Official”
“Chicago Mayor Files Lawsuit, Declares Trump Tower A Public Nuisance”
Should have just left him there. He would have come down when he was hungry just like a cat in a tree. No CFD response needed.
Remember when a retard fire commissioner tried to flush Spider Dan from the side of the John Hancock building by using a fire hose? Who needs competence? All you need is clout.
Under the new SWAT rules, they probably should have left him handing there to let weather and gravity solve the situation. But being dedicated public servants and unwilling to let passersby be pelted with body parts and/or human waste, they talked him into surrender. Good job all around.
Labels: good news, sarcasm AND silliness
Rumor has it Hunter Biden was promised all the crack and meth he wanted if he would just come down and go directly to federal prison for his pappy...
Assign a 99 unit and wait till the mope falls or gets tired. Duh!
Let this serve as a reminder.
Keep your Buck folder well honed at all times.
And we taxpayers end up paying for the rescue of this Democrat?
Anonymous Anonymous said...
It would’ve been comical if somebody would’ve opened the window and started cutting the rope to see how serious he was about it. Maybe he’ll try it closer to the ground next time so he can be used for a piñata.
I know, wishful thinking about the windows since they’re stationary.
10/20/2020 12:52:00 AM
Miss the “good ole days” when the CFD chief was called to Spider-Man climbing up a building. He ordered the fireman to turn the hose on him
True story
Dan Goodwin "Spiderman" scaled the outside of the John Hancock ...
Nov 10, 2018 — On a chilly Veterans Day of Nov. 11, 1981, Dan Goodwin was clinging by a homemade hook to an I-beam outside the 37th floor of the Hancock Center when then-Fire Commissioner William Blair gave the controversial order for firefighters on a higher floor to let loose a fire hose on him.
Another case of TRUMP DERANGEMENT SYNDROME. Right now TDS is affecting over 100 million Americans. They better start working on a RED PILL vaccine soon. TDS is the real pandemic.
Chicago Fire Department attempts to knock Dan Goodwin off John Hancock Center w gushing fire hose!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47cV5r_Iqzg
Times have changed.
I am going to go WAY BACK (1969) At the time I was working a probationary Patrolman working in the 011the District with veteran Patrolman that had about 22 years on the job. Just after 10:00 PM we got a call that man was threating to jump off a roof. Responded to the scene of two story building with a man standing next to a chimney. This man had one end of a rope tied around his neck and the other end tied around the chimney. He was standing there with a bottle of whiskey and shouting at the police. This went on for about 45 minutes. I was on the early watch and was told by a Field Lieutenant we had to stay on the scene until relieved by the early crew on the midnight watch. This citizen kept on threatening to jump off the roof. During this whole time me and my partner and others were trying to talk the man from jumping. When the Field Lieutenant told us we had to stay there until relieved, my partner told him just to shut the fuck up and come off the ledge. The man screamed I am going to jump. My partner than screamed, " Then jump"! This man looked at my partner and jumped from the roof. When he jumped my heart skipped a beat. The man hit the ground and the crowd at one time just screamed. After the man hit the ground the rope kept on coming down and down, and down. What the man forgot or was too drunk he jumped off a roof that was maybe 30 feet tall with a rope that was 50 feet long. Moral of story: If you are going to threaten to commit suicide either do it don't do it and jump off the roof with the proper rope length He broke both legs and one arm. We did work overtime but not that much. When ever I hear a story like this I think of the person jumping and rope just coming down on him
Should’ve just ignored him. An hour later he’d be screaming for help
Thanks to all involved for their patience, dedication and expertise. Chicago's Finest at their best. While the media doesn't like or promote positive police stories, we know and appreciate he fine work of our own. Nice work all around.
Disgusting that First responders have to put themselves at risk for an idiot like this. If this was Lake County he would do at least five years.
Two goofs with 2 years on the job detailed from 004 actively engaged pedestrians while horseplaying and taking Snapchats of a poor sucker. Makes you really do a facepalm. Zero professionalism.
More Police, equal, More Interaction, equal, More Allegations Of Police Misconduct.
Better Not Have "Too Much" Policee's !
Groot's Version of "De-Fund" The Police ?
PS: Have a Nice Day ?
... and now this 6:45PM
CWBChicago
@CWBChicago
· 24m
BREAKING: The man who suspended himself from the side of Trump Tower in a 14-hour standoff with @Chicago_Police SWAT negotiators just escaped from a private ambulance, saying he has a mission to complete.
#Chicago
Anonymous Anonymous said...
I am going to go WAY BACK (1969) At the time I was working a probationary Patrolman working in the 011the District with veteran Patrolman that had about 22 years on the job. Just after 10:00 PM we got a call that man was threating to jump off a roof. Responded to the scene of two story building with a man standing next to a chimney. This man had one end of a rope tied around his neck and the other end tied around the chimney. He was standing there with a bottle of whiskey and shouting at the police. This went on for about 45 minutes. I was on the early watch and was told by a Field Lieutenant we had to stay on the scene until relieved by the early crew on the midnight watch. This citizen kept on threatening to jump off the roof. During this whole time me and my partner and others were trying to talk the man from jumping. When the Field Lieutenant told us we had to stay there until relieved, my partner told him just to shut the fuck up and come off the ledge. The man screamed I am going to jump. My partner than screamed, " Then jump"! This man looked at my partner and jumped from the roof. When he jumped my heart skipped a beat. The man hit the ground and the crowd at one time just screamed. After the man hit the ground the rope kept on coming down and down, and down. What the man forgot or was too drunk he jumped off a roof that was maybe 30 feet tall with a rope that was 50 feet long. Moral of story: If you are going to threaten to commit suicide either do it don't do it and jump off the roof with the proper rope length He broke both legs and one arm. We did work overtime but not that much. When ever I hear a story like this I think of the person jumping and rope just coming down on him
10/20/2020 01:02:00 PM
I have been at couple of these where the person jumped. Not a pleasant sound when they hit the pavement. If you have ever been at one of these incidents you would never again tell the person to jump.
Blogger DonP said...
... and now this 6:45PM
CWBChicago
@CWBChicago
· 24m
BREAKING: The man who suspended himself from the side of Trump Tower in a 14-hour standoff with @Chicago_Police SWAT negotiators just escaped from a private ambulance, saying he has a mission to complete.
#Chicago
Make a case report and give it to the detectives. Will improve the clearance rate if they visit Trump Towers
Spider Man was released by Foxx with no charges. O'Brien she just gave you a commercial!!!
He should've suspended himself off a roof in englewood for BLM. Lol
He escaped tonight from the ambo going to another hospital ... superior ambulance f*cked up and didn’t properly secure him
SWAT, meet SPLAT.
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