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This kid wins Halloween, but....
....the parents should be immediately investigated for Child Abuse.
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posted by SCC at 12:03 AM
Saturday, October 31, 2020
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Officers were immediately told to keep protesters away from this kids' house. Half of the micro-mayor's classmates were given government perks like extra milk at lunch and no need for accountability when in troubled with the teacher.
See what happens when you get groot wet or feed her after midnight?
Priceless they use the same stylist. Poor kid is now scarred for life. Very creative .....
This is why we need TRUMP
Are those exclusive Groot Shoes???
Mommy, I want to Be A Troll for Halloween.
Where does Groot get those pants?
Ringling Brothers Circus went out of business.
Are those her feet or are they photoshopped from Bob Bell?
What is seen cannot be unseen.....
Great shot but the kid looks much too happy for loony Larry.
Winner: best costume
kid won the scariest Halloween costume award
Sweet Jesus..that is really crazy! What those parents are thinking?!
On the second thought, it could be worse. It could have been Pritzker. Lol
Let's get some money for Batman costume for that kid!
Lightfoot said the following regarding lowering the threshold for speed camera tickets:
"Unlike fines for non-moving violations that did fall disproportionately on Black and brown Chicagoans and drove people into bankruptcy, people have control over whether...they speed or not. The signs are very well marked. And it's my hope that people will take this as an opportunity to check their speed because we' can't afford to have more people injured and more lives lost."
So according to Groot, black and brown people don’t have control over buying city stickers or parking legally? You can’t swing a dead cat anywhere in this city where there are parking restrictions and not hit a clearly marked parking sign indicating the restrictions. Speed camera signs are a whole lot harder to spot. Love the part about non-moving violations driving people into bankruptcy too. Seems to me if you can’t afford to pay your parking or city sticker tickets, you probably can’t afford a vehicle anyway.
14% voted when she got elected. Get out and vote. Get these imbeciles out.
If Lari had a son....
The child in costume is 14'' taller then the authentic Groot.
Now you know
My god! The child's feet are larger then the actual mayor's!
Who or what have we elected to run this city?
Seeing that kid in cosplay as the most scary monster of all (a Democrat politician) was a treat.
Seeing the actual Groot... What a sick trick!
Didn't Saddam Hussein have a body double as well?
All maniacal leaders head down the same road it seems.
How many squad cars in excess of what could ever be necessary are parked outside the kid's house right now to safeguard his street?
Why look like the mayor if you can't act like her too?
Ask the kid for his ideas on how to run the city. Could not be any worse then the ideas coming from Groot herself.
When the kid goes trick or treating, door to door, does he spout the mayor's catchphrase 'That FOP Clown!' if he gets apples and healthy snacks instead of tasty, teeth rotting candy?
I like how the real Groot aims to make bell bottom trousers return to fashion. Good heaven that woman is a mess!
Poor kid is ruined for life. Why would anyone in their right mend allow that. At least his soot suit is properly tailored. Hers on the other hand looks like a left over from an old Vaudeville comedy show.
He doesn't look like a happy camper does he?
He looks perturbed because he know all the kids at school are going to pick on him. Maybe that kid from the summer, go home fat ads rant, will lay into him. Sad what people will force their children to do. No candy for this creep.
Bet he comes home with empty candy bag and black eye and bloody nose. Those MAGA people can be such real bullies.
Classic who wore it better. Kid wind at least his is right size.
I honest to God cannot believe that is Chicago's mayor. God help us all.
The kid looks good, just imitating a total embarrassment that we have as a so-called city leader you talk about embarrassing surprise the kids didn’t dress in Larry’s Halloween costume making us the laughingstock of the country probably the world.
now that's a scary Halloween costume!
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Where does Groot get those pants?
Ringling Brothers Circus went out of business.
10/31/2020 12:48:00 AM
Answered your own question....Ringling Brothers Circus went out of business.
Gov. Lardass bought all the tents, took them to a tent maker got a new suit,...and groot bought the clowns outfits....Ghetto Convictboy wound up with the horses...
see how that works.
That kid gets a twenty dollar bill if he trick or treats near my pretty loft.
Now, kees me you fool!!!!
thought smoky joe's went out of business a long time ago.
that poor kid will need a lot of mental rehabilitation and TLC.
This is one of two pictures. The other was him standing next to his hair dresser. You know, being the face of the city and all!!! The hair dresser had to sign a Non-Disclosure so that picture couldn’t be posted.
That was last years
The kid is taller
Welcome to Count Floyd’s Monster Chiller Horror Theatre. Put on your 3D glasses boys and girls. Ahh-oooooooooowwww, scary.
Seems like a waste of an otherwise normal child.
That kid gets a double Receses peanut butter cup if he shows up at my house. Everyone else gets candy corn or a penny.
Cheap suits, impractical footwear and dim lighting. That’s how Chicago picked a mayor.
At least the kid knows how to dress, make that costume himself. That child doesn’t seem to be that thrilled to be outdoors - macked like an angry toad. Probably gonna get egged.
Disheveled comes natural for sour Larri.
Hey Larri !
Do the City a solid - Resign.
the parents should be immediately investigated for Child Abuse.
Parent's response should be: He just clown'in around and think'in he can run a city, you know kids...
Poor kid
It is tough getting screwed by Garanimal tags.
I think hes taller than her
and better looking
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Where does Groot get those pants?
Ringling Brothers Circus went out of business.
10/31/2020 12:48:00 AM
At the Ringling Brothers Thrift store, formerly "Smokie Joe's"
Is the mayor still polling in the high 90's in favorability?
That poor kid will need Psychological Counseling for the rest of his life.
Seriously, who is her tailor or did she put on her wife’s pants by mistake. And what’s with putting her shoes on the wrong feet? Who dresses her in the morning anyway. All the people in Chicago and this was the best we could do for a mayor.
She looks like the person who would check for athletes foot before you were allowed in the swimming pool at McKinley park.
Can she walk and chew gum with those pants on?
I love his oversized shoes!!! Lol!
Instead of trick or treating, the kid will be checking up on bars and restaurants to make sure they are on track to going out of business.
"Unlike fines for non-moving violations that did fall disproportionately on Black and brown Chicagoans and drove people into bankruptcy.." Bankruptcy? Seriously??!! A Bankruptcy filing costs at least a couple of thousand dollars. Don't believe me? Just ask Peter Francis Geraci. If you can afford to file Bankruptcy you can afford to pay your traffic fines. Just another socio-prog-lib-dem-commie trope from the reverse-racist mayor.
Which ones which????
Good God, look at Lighthead's pants. Man, does that woman need a tailor.
THE SCARIEST GOBLIN OF THEM ALL! They don't want your candy, THEY WANT YOUR MONEY! Now if that kid has a chubby caucasian classmate who can dress like Putzker....
Well....give him credit...he is scary!!!
If the kid gets the dreaded Popcorn Ball, does he say "I have two words for you & it starts with F and ends with U"?
I wonder why the wife or someone doesn't notice the pants need hemming?
The only thing missing from the Mayor's ensemble is the flower in her lapel that squirts water.
Those pants remind me of my Catholic school uninform pants. At the beginning of the year they would be the size in the picture. By the end of the year they would be floods.
Unfortunate for the Mayor the only thing growing on her is her Sherman Hemsley-Like forehead
Lars Pilsen
perhaps we should take advice from the kid.
Where's Spanky doing his Fat Ass impression? If you see little fat ass coming up your driveway just throw your leftovers out the window.
The kid says. "I AM THE REAL GROOT", open up the damn city now! Might be worth doing a switch, eh.
Anonymous said...
"When the kid goes trick or treating, door to door,
does he spout the mayor's catchphrase 'That FOP Clown!'
if he gets apples and healthy snacks instead of tasty,
teeth rotting candy?"
10/31/2020 04:44:00 AM
Probably more like that scene from
"It's The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown!"
"What d'ya get?"
"I got a rock..."
Poor kid...
If that kid came to my house, I would give him a box of blanks
The kid and Groot can share clothes. Groot buys her clothes in the kid section right? The kid looks like he's been defunded.
KGB defector Yuri Bezmenov's warning to America (1984)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQPsKvG6WMI
It might improve her attitude if she would just stop wearing bowling shoes and find a good tailor. Unless she enjoys looking like a bitter little frumpy!
XXX
Where did they get their suits? The little boys shop at Sears? Or did they order online from Kmart.com? I bet they both wear the same size.
I hope that kid doesn't run into Jussie Smollett's MAGA hat wearing assailants. They are still out there, you know.
Now if he had a fat little friend with a Moe Howard haircut who could be little B.J. Prickster.
Well visited 3 Green in bloomies building today. Apparently dictaorship has funnelled down to server. Was told she would not serve me without a mask. My face was fully covered with a scarf. I said i was msdked, she said no, I needed a mas. I left. Does she turn away muslim women with their faces covered or only white women? Saw many others with same garb. My friend pointed out my problem was i was a well dressed white woman.
In fact, I walked right past the guard. If this server's edict were true, i wouldnt have bern permitted in the building.
3 Green salutes the groot. Dictators unite in the shitty.
Skip 3 Green cant find their company info on the web anyway.
God bless our blue.
How you tolerate morons is beyomd my brsin function.
That was last year's costume. Here is this year's: https://www.instagram.com/p/CHAtc2xg5Q2/
Turns out this kid was born with a congenital heart defect. Lori saw his costume last year and brought him to City Hall for pizza lunch to get him a little publicity to fundraise for his medical needs. https://idrislockett.com/
Hey how did that kid dressed like the mayor
Get Dr Ezike to stand behind her in the picture
The friggin shame of it is the kids outfit is TAILORED 1000 times better than Das Groot
This is so wrong in so many ways...
>Snicker!<
Be decent to your kids and be mindful...
They get to have the fun of deciding what
kind of nursing home you go to...
"Waaahhhh! I don't like lime jello
with pineapple chunks! It makes my
armpits itch something fierce!"
"Yeah... That aside, remember that Halloween
you thought it would be cute to dress me up
as Groot?"
Those pictures scared me out of a years growth.
Anonymous said...
"If the kid gets the dreaded Popcorn Ball,
does he say "I have two words for you & it
starts with F and ends with U"?"
10/31/2020 11:12:00 AM
The old man brought home some milk chocolate covered black
licorice bars for the Trick or Treaters one year...
>Pregnant Pause<
Even the PARENTS were giving us the shit-eye,
let alone the fights to, from and at school
over that.
The old man was working T/F so we knew not
to bother him with kiddie cares and concerns.
We would've been fucking HAPPY to pass
out popcorn balls!
What was left ended up mummifying
in the candy bowl...
The kid is cute, Groot —no. She needs a stylist asap. What a mess.
Child abuse. Why would anyone in their right mind want their child to look like the Murder Queen of Chicago.
What's with groots pants? She heard of a tailor?
Fill in the forehead with a little more hair, wear a tie and get normal shoes, he can pass as the late Eugene Sawyer. Chicago's Mayor Mumbles.
POTUS is an #AmericanMiracle.
He is a champion for the ages.
If we’re still a free people in 50 years, it will be thanks to him.
(The Founders’ worst nightmare would be this Democrat party.)
Lorrie Lightfoot has a Big halloween party for kid at the house. meanwhile 3rd watch has a MANDATORY 4 hours added to our tour a 13 hour day
Wow! Trump at 33% with blacks. And winning college students.
If true, this is HUGE... It does comport with Rasmussen showing 30+% black support.
Although IBD poll still has blacks at 9%.
People with no logical brain believes lockdown will end the China virus. They don't understand that it will resurface once they reopen. Their solution is forever lockdown.
When Pre-Existing Conditions Pritizker tells you it’s safe to go to Home Depot to buy a sponge but dangerous to go and buy a flower, it’s not about your health.
When the State shuts down millions of private businesses but doesn’t lay off a single government employee, it’s not about your health.
When the State bans dentists because its unsafe, but deems an abortion visit is safe, it’s not about your health.
When the State prevents you from buying cucumber seeds because it’s dangerous, but allows personal lottery ticket sales, it’s not about your health.
When the State tells you it’s dangerous to go golf alone, fish alone or be in a motor boat alone, but the Governor can get his stage make-up done, and hair done for 5 TV appearances a week, it’s not about your health.
When the state puts you IN a jail cell for walking in a park with your child because it’s too dangerous but lets criminals OUT of jail cells for their health- It’s not about YOUR health!
When the state tells you it’s too dangerous to get treated by a doctor for chiropractic or physical therapy treatments yet deems a liquor store essential- It’s not about your health!
When the State lets you go to the grocery store or hardware store but is demanding mail-in voting
FU Pritzker and Groot and your tyrannical rules. Trump 2020
The kid is cute, Groot —no. She needs a stylist asap. What a mess.
10/31/2020 07:36:00 PM
There is no stylist that can help the Groot
There is no person on this earth than can help her.
She is irredeemable in all ways.
F.U.L.L.
Lori dresses like every days is Halloween
@10/31/2020 04:48:00 PM
Too funny!
Now boys and girls can you say “frumpy”.
Such cultural appropriation is sickening. A Plebe can never be Queen of Chicago
A real CLOWN!!!!
that kid is going to be scarred for life. Get use to a life of bullying kid.
Lori Lightfoot is little more than a sideshow geek.
The things they both have in common. They both have congenital conditions his being the heart causing lack of size and hers being the brain causing lack of common sense. They both like the ladies. And both are dusty looking albeit he is going for that look.
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