Saturday, November 14, 2020

Thanks-Grooting

Groot has decided the pigeon population is out of control:

  • Two weeks to the day before Thanksgiving, Lightfoot implored Chicagoans to shake off “COVID fatigue,” avoid unnecessary travel, order small turkeys and resist the temptation to open their homes to extended family.

"Small turkey" is Groot-code for pigeons.

If anyone wants to take a picture of their Thanksgiving gathering and show everyone flipping the bird to Groot or Fatass, we'd be willing to post a couple pictures. Blank out the faces if you like.

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

Small turkey?hmmmmm... like our mayor

11/14/2020 12:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Instead of blanking out the faces have everyone wear Trump masks........Perfect!

11/14/2020 12:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

GROOT was on a plane with family in tow headed out of town after Friday,s presser.Must be that COVID/HOMICIDE fatigue.Is her entire family considered ESSENTIAL WORKERS therefore exempt from quarantine upon return?So much for that Stay at Home Advisory.

11/14/2020 12:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Groot is tearing apart families, want's to lock people up in high rise condo cages.

When asked if it was appropriate to have a Biden celebration with a large group of people not social distancing and groot herself not wearing a mask while shouting into a megaphone Pylori replies "everyone else wore a mask, Chicago has a high compliance rate of wearing masks..."

So if masks work and Chicago has this high compliance rate how do you explain the alleged mass outbreak of Covid

Chicago Mayor Cancels Thanksgiving
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xyiparobPmI

Btw Pritzker's Hyatt hotels. Let's demand they reduce their capacity to 25% occupancy like the restaurants see how that goes! Ironic that the chain is running all sorts of incentives during a pandemic encouraging large groups of people to travel to a sadistic pritzker Hyatt.

Forbes
I’m Moving Into A Hyatt For 4 Weeks. Here’s Why
World of Hyatt credit cardmembers can earn 4X points for every qualifying resort stay (up to 75,000 bonus points); All reward nights count twice ...
2 days ago
https://www.forbes.com/sites/advisor/2020/11/11/im-moving-into-a-hyatt-for-4-weeks-heres-why/?sh=6b4c0b412cb1

11/14/2020 01:00:00 AM  
Blogger I Fart In Your General Direction said...

Squab is a delicacy in many parts of the world. Just don’t roll the dice with eating a common pigeon.

11/14/2020 01:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fyi the deptartment is notifying people for use of force training on 24 dec @1600. Un fucking real!

11/14/2020 01:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What does Pritzer call a small turkey?

11/14/2020 01:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...





Illegals Come Here ....But YOU Cant Leave you House

11/14/2020 01:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

https://i.redd.it/49noznafi1z51.jpg

11/14/2020 02:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They are gonna tax birds by the pound— you just wait.

11/14/2020 02:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So is a small turkey like a child turkey? I could not eat a toddler turkey.

11/14/2020 02:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

“If we continue on the path we’re on and you, me and others don’t step up and do more ... we could see at least a thousand more Chicagoans die” by the end of this year, she added.

Both measures take effect at 6 a.m. Monday.“

If this was so important wouldn't you say the measures take effect forthwith? Groot you are responsible for all the lives lost over the weekend of death from the time of your announcement till 6 am Monday.

11/14/2020 02:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

City turkey.

Hey, sick of Twitter warnings? Get used to it:

https://www.ar15.com/media/mediafiles/1818/666C9501-7909-4213-A895-666893A7577C_png-1681903.JPG

https://www.ar15.com/media/mediafiles/1818/F941DA25-A1BF-4C04-A1BB-867012DF15F9_png-1681896.JPG

:D

11/14/2020 02:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The positivity rate is projected to rise to a dangerous high during the next two months when on Jan 21, 2021 it will drop dramatically when the virus is expected to dissipate.

11/14/2020 02:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thanks-Grooting.
SCC, you've really outdone yourself.
Too funny.

-No Cop Here

11/14/2020 03:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hopefully the Superintendent does not plan to enforce any restrictions until the Mayor and the Governor start addressing ALL these close and personal, no mask protests and rallies (the mayor herself with no mask on at a rally). I wonder why the cases and numbers keep climbing? 1 guess and it’s not because of the restaurants safety precautions they have been taking.

11/14/2020 03:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Now they're telling us what we can and can't do in the privacy of our own homes. Sorry, No. I realize that this virus can be and sometimes is deadly, but as Patrick Henry (look him up, kids. they probably don't teach the truth about him in schools these days, if at all) once said, "Give me liberty, or give me death".

11/14/2020 04:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Stop listening to anything this idiot Lightfoot has to say. You know damn well that after ruining your Thanksgiving, she will order 75 officers to guard her block while she hosts a lavish Thanksgiving for 30 of her closest peoples. Then her family unit will coast off to some other town to chill out and do some holiday shopping. Nothing will be said when 100 ‘children’ ransack another downtown store, yet she’ll hold a press conference of ‘selfish’ Chicagoans secret taped playing touch football, hosting an unofficial turkey trot or racing to the over-crowded, filthy Wal-Mart for some Black Friday door busters.

11/14/2020 04:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Governor Pritkzer will certainly order a smaller turkey...

11/14/2020 04:38:00 AM  
Blogger stash the polski guy said...

i can see a few food fights over that cornish hen.

11/14/2020 05:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

First Hitler banned guns and then he weighed and measured turkeys

11/14/2020 06:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anyone listening to these assholes....Next, they will tell you when to have sex, How to eat What We tell you to, Perhaps the one child rule, forced abortion on the 2nd.

Just...WHO ! in the Fuck do they think they are?

11/14/2020 06:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I will live or die as a free man. That promise was earned and passed on to me by George Washington, Benjamin Franklin, Thomas Jefferson and so many other heroes of 1776. It was sealed by the blood of patriots for more than 200 years since.

I will not dishonor their sacrifice by living my life any other way. God has blessed me with many talents and abilities. Acquiescence to cowardice and slavery would dishonor Him. I don't want to stand before His throne with that charge

11/14/2020 06:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Those aren't pigeons. They're rats!

11/14/2020 06:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Cancel Thanksgiving dinner? Hell no. I'm getting a table for 14 at Chicago Cut steakhouse.

11/14/2020 06:36:00 AM  
Blogger SpankDaddy said...

Pidgeons are good eatin'.

11/14/2020 06:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah aight. And they are going to dance YMCA in front of Trump Tower. GTFOOH.

11/14/2020 07:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I call Groot "small-shit" like goat turds.
Get some Hershey's Syrup................

11/14/2020 07:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

When she and or Jelly Belly pay my utilities, taxes, mortgage and any other bills that I pay, Both of then can Kiss My White Ass.
I’ll have as many family members in my house as I want.
Oh, before I forget.

F.U.L.L and F.U.J.P.

11/14/2020 08:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Where will LightTard’s ThanksGiveMe event be held, and how many poleeces will be providing security?

11/14/2020 08:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


City pigeons are nothing more than cockroaches with feathers. They are covered in lice and crap on everything.

Kinda like Groot. She is covered in stupid and craps all over CPD.

11/14/2020 09:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh,wonderful groot.now we are gonna have big ass turkeys running our streets pecking on innocent citizens. You did it again ugly ass munchkin.

11/14/2020 09:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Squab sammiches anyone??

11/14/2020 09:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So what.. the same people who voted a states attorney that victimizes whole communities are still going to vote for this nasty marxist lunatic.

11/14/2020 09:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
GROOT was on a plane with family in tow headed out of town after Friday,s presser.Must be that COVID/HOMICIDE fatigue.Is her entire family considered ESSENTIAL WORKERS therefore exempt from quarantine upon return?So much for that Stay at Home Advisory.

11/14/2020 12:59:00 AM

If true the media needs to get on her. Ask her where she went and why? Was it a Covid state? Is she going against her own recommendations? Start calling her out.

11/14/2020 10:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Instead of blurring....print up faces of Groot and everyone hold it over their faces for the pic.

11/14/2020 10:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Not that the gutless Chicago media would care...but any evidence of groot heading out of town for the weekend needs to be posted here!

11/14/2020 10:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fyi the deptartment is notifying people for use of force training on 24 dec @1600. Un fucking real


I totally believe the department is doing that but what’s really unbelievable is that coppers will actually show up to it on X-Mas eve! I can hear it now, “Well I was gonna take time that day but now I have training so I can’t, I hate this place.” LOL

11/14/2020 11:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just purchased by small 25 lb Turkey. Eat up folks

11/14/2020 12:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We are having Thanksgiving at our house this year. Everyone will identify as being non family members though. We need 3 turkeys and one ham because we don't discriminate.

11/14/2020 01:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What does Pritzer call a small turkey?

Snack

11/14/2020 01:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have the utmost respect and love all animals...especially next to the mashed potatoes and gravy!

11/14/2020 01:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Listen Governor Obesity and Mayor Brillo Pad,the citizens of Illinois are going to live their lives.It will be without bowing to your edicts or the advice of your 2 Kiddie Doctors.

11/14/2020 01:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Read read, wwII history. Groot and Goon are fascist tyrants. Welcome to venezuela of the North. This is destroying your children.

Check out Childrens health defense. This is about tracking everything including you! No property no rights. https://childrenshealthdefense.org/

Love! 11/14/2020 06:31:00 AM and 11/14/2020 06:29:00 AM




11/14/2020 02:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

GROOT was on a plane with family in tow headed out of town after Friday,s presser.Must be that COVID/HOMICIDE fatigue.Is her entire family considered ESSENTIAL WORKERS therefore exempt from quarantine upon return?So much for that Stay at Home Advisory.


Where’s the proof? How about a picture of her and her family at the airport! We need to hold her and the governor accountable for their actions. Her and her family better quarantine when the get back. Practice what you preach Groot. How dare you tell us to cancel Thanksgiving when you’re out there doing whatever you please. You hypocrite! I’ll NEVER listen to you.

11/14/2020 02:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

@04:33:00 AM we can hope that pictures of her Personal Guard force leak whenever the rest of the city gets looted and burned again.

Everyone should know why they can't find a copper when they need one: they're all detailed to protecting a Lilliputian Dictator

11/14/2020 02:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did she call me a Jive Turkey?

11/14/2020 03:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
GROOT was on a plane with family in tow headed out of town after Friday,s presser.Must be that COVID/HOMICIDE fatigue.Is her entire family considered ESSENTIAL WORKERS therefore exempt from quarantine upon return?So much for that Stay at Home Advisory.

11/14/2020 12:59:00 AM
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The manly bitch tells you to stay home because of the Wuhan Red Death "scary" figures but she takes her family and flies out of town. Groot and Fatso shut everything down and break their own bullshit rules. Eat shit Fat Boy and same for you little man. Never trust Socialist Democrats. They're all lying M/Fer's. Scare me once, shame on me. Scare me twice F.U.L.L.

11/14/2020 04:05:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fyi the deptartment is notifying people for use of force training on 24 dec @1600. Un fucking real!

11/14/2020 01:17:00 AM

You've got to be joking? Fuckin dumbasses

11/14/2020 04:15:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
What does Pritzer call a small turkey?

11/14/2020 01:19:00 AM

An ostrich.

11/14/2020 05:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did ya all see the Evil One’s little movie yet?
Back to where sanity reigns? And yes, the world is round, as she points to a globe?
What da fuck was that?
Do all these asshole politicians wanna be movie stars?
Maybe the famiblies of Dem 700+ dead folks/people ought to start making some
real noise about the Evil One’s rotten leadership!
In the meantime, F. U. L. L.


11/14/2020 06:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lightfoot is trying get a position on the new Biden team. She is being blocked by Rahm Emmanuel.

11/14/2020 06:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What I want to say what she should do, Cannot be printed on the Blog.

11/14/2020 06:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Trump needs to issue ablanket pardon to all who gather withtheir families for Thanksgiving dinner.

11/14/2020 07:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Our freedom is no given to us by any elected official.

11/14/2020 07:21:00 PM  
Blogger Anonymous said...

I think we should all protest and have here removed from office! She is by far the most inept, egotistical and stupid Mayor this city has ever elected. Hopefully people will see through her shenanigans and vote “No Confidence Vote” for her! Everyone should’ve realized it was a conflict on interest as she sat on a Board that tried to fire Police Officers! Oh yea, FULL and FUJP, two useless,
Clueless morons! Be safe out there cause they sure don’t have your back! Back the Blue!

11/14/2020 08:04:00 PM  
Blogger Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Anonymous Anonymous said...
What does Pritzer call a small turkey?

11/14/2020 01:19:00 AM

An ostrich.


Lmao, almost spit my coffee out! Too funny! Oh yea,
FULL and FUJP

11/14/2020 08:05:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Lightfoot is trying get a position on the new Biden team. She is being blocked by Rahm Emmanuel.

11/14/2020 06:39:00 PM

I’d give anything to have him back over Groot. She has zero clue how to run a city. I’m sure Rahm knows how pathetic she is. He knows many business owners in Chicago and how much they hate her. I highly doubt she’ll be of any value in DC. Her personality isn’t going to win her anything either. Nasty little power hungry jerk.

11/14/2020 08:18:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have a small scattered family. Many thanksgivings I spend it alone, at work or with a friend’s family. Still, this bitch has no right to suggest how anyone should spend it. If this was my last dying wish to see family, I’ll be dammed if some hypocrite who danced in the street with hundreds of strangers is going to tell me how I should spend my holidays.

11/14/2020 08:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Fyi the deptartment is notifying people for use of force training on 24 dec @1600. Un fucking real!

11/14/2020 01:17:00 AM

I know, I got scheduled that week too. Good luck with that because I’ll be in Arizona visiting my 84 year old mom for Christmas.

11/14/2020 08:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

See departments admin message on travel, and the superintendents email? Apparently since NO ONE else in the city is complying with this BS, we will be forced to. Just like with gun registration.

11/14/2020 08:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How many pigeons do you think Gordo the Governor can eat?

11/14/2020 08:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lightfoot is trying get a position on the new Biden team. She is being blocked by Rahm Emmanuel.

11/14/2020 06:39:00 PM

I never thought I'd say this, but thanks Rham! And a big F U Groot

11/14/2020 10:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Pigeon=Sky Rat.

11/14/2020 10:12:00 PM  
Anonymous CrookCountyJustice said...

What does Pritzer call a small turkey?

Hors d'oeuvre?

11/14/2020 10:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Trump needs to issue ablanket pardon to all who gather withtheir families for Thanksgiving dinner.

11/14/2020 07:00:00 PM

If you want a show, wait til Trump starts his pardons on the way out. This will be worth the price of admission.

11/14/2020 11:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

She's a little runaway.....

11/14/2020 11:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

1:00 AM
Hyatt in the Hat
I wouldn't help that fat pig J.B.
No how, no way. Let him starve.

11/14/2020 11:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mayor brillo pad---- awesome.........

11/15/2020 03:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Stop listening to anything this idiot Lightfoot has to say. You know damn well that after ruining your Thanksgiving, she will order 75 officers to guard her block while she hosts a lavish Thanksgiving for 30 of her closest peoples. Then her family unit will coast off to some other town to chill out and do some holiday shopping.....

This circus freak has never had more friends in her whole weird life, suckholes pandering to her every whim, hoping to score some little job or contract or favor. I see it all the time, the political have large fancy parties stocked with all the ass suckers drinking their booze and covering up for their hosts, who are usually the biggest drunks in the room, no matter what room they're in. They get homes out of state where they think nobody knows them and they can have their spawn roam free. I've been around long enough to watch their families crumble from neglect and their children turned to drunks and junkies because mom and dad were to busy being the bigshot, and those great friends always there to provide substances and companionship, they don't climb down the rope until the good ship politics is 3 feet below the plimsoll line.

11/15/2020 06:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It doesn’t appear that jb has missed too many meals looks like he is bursting at the seams he’s a prime candidate for a grabber not a gobbler

11/15/2020 11:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Have your meme artist swap a turkey's head with Groot's.

11/15/2020 08:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Lightfoot is trying get a position on the new Biden team. She is being blocked by Rahm Emmanuel.

11/14/2020 06:39:00 PM

I’d give anything to have him back over Groot. She has zero clue how to run a city. I’m sure Rahm knows how pathetic she is. He knows many business owners in Chicago and how much they hate her. I highly doubt she’ll be of any value in DC. Her personality isn’t going to win her anything either. Nasty little power hungry jerk.

11/14/2020 08:18:00 PM

___________________________________

She's trying to follow Rahm's footsteps. Groot is trying to ease out of the mayor's job before she has to run for re-election. She knows that Prickwinkle is coming after her.
Rahm left because he would never be re-elected again after hiding the McDonald video.

Groot's looking for a life line to Washington for a job from China Joe and Karmella. It's the "sorry folks I'd love to stay but China Joe needs me". I have a higher calling that I need to answer. She leaves the city in bankruptcy, boarded up, bodies stacked and racked and in shambles. That's our little midget's plan for success.

11/15/2020 10:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Have gatherings if you like, it do not post pictures anywhere. Message it's smart to keep a low profile. I do not like that the mayor and go senor and their families travel everywhere, and they could be spreading covid. That's on them. I will take precautions, but remember, the camera is not your friend.

11/16/2020 08:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If we are serious about having a good mayor, we have to do d a good candidate and back him or her. Didn't that used to be done a long time ago?

11/16/2020 08:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The same fool's that voted for GROOT voted for BIDEN. UNBELIEVABLE

11/16/2020 09:07:00 AM  

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