0.32 BAC
Four times the legal limit. That's what we used to call a "professional drinker:"
Former Ald. Proco “Joe” Moreno was charged with DUI and reckless driving after his Audi rammed and sideswiped at least eight cars along four blocks of a street in the Gold Coast before smashing into a tree Sunday night.
Moreno, 48, was taken to Northwestern Memorial Hospital in good condition after the string of crashes around 9:30 p.m. in the 1200, 1300 and 1500 blocks of North Astor Street, according to police. The charges, all misdemeanors, were filed against him after he was released, according to Chicago police.
A police report indicated Moreno’s blood alcohol level was 0.32%, or four times the legal limit. Neither Moreno nor his attorney could immediately be reached for comment.
Not Proco Joe's first brush with infamy:
- Moreno is still fighting charges of insurance fraud and obstruction of justice from an incident in early 2019 when prosecutors say Moreno falsely claimed his 2016 Audi A6 had been stolen from his garage. Moreno allegedly had turned the car and its keys over willingly only hours earlier to a woman he had dated.
"...dated..." Pardon our laughter.
Labels: scandals
posted by SCC at 12:03 AM
84 Comments:
Chicago voters will overwhelmingly re-elect this joke if possible
Tell me it's the same damn Audi you cheap bastard
It dont make him a bad guy. His vote for an increase in City Stickers does.
I am Joe's liver:
http://www.pyramidmedia.com/homepage/search-by-title/healthcare-sciences/i-am-joes-liver-detail.html
I don't have long to live.
Boy if that car could talk.Old PROCO Joe should put that AUDI up for auction to pay his legal bills.
Joe definitely is an addict. It’s unfortunate he won’t admit it to himself and get the professional assistance he so desperately needs.
Anyone in 014 still have that video from a BWC of him slobbering all over himself when the police were called to help him unlock his own front door?
Fuck you Prosecco Joe!
-Larry David
Over and above the use of the car--
Wondering the cost of the "Date"?
Don’t be so hard on the former alderman. He got caught twice. Many aldermen before him got away with a lot more and never got prosecuted. Some never got caught.
"Former Ald. Proco “Joe” Moreno was charged with DUI and reckless driving after his Audi rammed and sideswiped at least eight cars along four blocks of a street in the Gold Coast before smashing into a tree Sunday night."
"My dad was the town drunk.
"We lived in Chicago..."
>rim shot<
.032%?
"Modern embalming is not done with a single fixative. Instead, various chemicals are used to create a mixture, called an arterial solution, which is uniquely generated for the needs of each case."
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Proco picked the wrong street to be practicing his off road skills.
8 cars in 4 blocks? This guy is hard core. I used to stop after I hit the second car. Don't worry though. Misdemeanors, all. He'll be back at the bar tomorrow.
Proco is a jag bag, but I so hoped it was Arena.
There’s still New Years Eve to hope for though!
A gentle correction since I work with DUI offenders. .08 is the limit at which your license can be suspended if one blows. .03 would be well under that. If this alder-asshole blew 3 x the legal limit, the BAC would be .32.
If that Audi could talk...
God's way of getting back at these morons.
Hello my name is Joe and I’m an...
Misdemeanor DUI??
Mother's Against Drunk Driving should be protesting Crimesha's decision!
Fuck you, Proco Joe.
What a fucking PIG!
I wanna party with that guy.
I sure hope Dave Savini follows this story too. Make sure they don't drop the charges. This guy needs to loose his license revoked just like anyone else.He is a cocky guy who has thrown his weight around too long. Just ask the guys in the 14th district.
I saw a clip on Fox News local, of joe Moreno shaking at 26 cal shaking hand with Gorman from the FOP. Why are you shaking this clowns hands?
I think it’s PROSECCO Joe.
Proco loco!
He needs to get help before he drinks himself to death. At this rate it won't be long.
Even though i couldnt vote him out of office i'm glad they did....WHAT A TOOL....
Name the speakeasy he was drinking in that Sunday early afternoon.
FOIA the mugshot please
Let's chip in and send Proco Joe Morono a Chik-Fil-A gift card!
What an ass!
BTW the ward voters tossed him out in the last aldermanic election. Sadly, his replacement is a a socialist clown.
He's lucky he didn't side swipe the state trooper that's parked in front of fat ass Prikzker's house on Astor.
https://chicago.cbslocal.com/2017/05/16/2-investigators-alderman-threatens-to-ruin-landlords-business/
Karma
Joe's insurance company is going to love him....or was he driving without insurance?
What (Covid closed) tavern was he coming from?
He was seriously drunk and then he pissed himself to the
gills. F/U Joe Proco.
Why can some guys rack 'em up like a pinball game and
some guys die in a ball of flames like Devon Dalio?
We're waiting on the toxicology report from Devon.
Just give him the same treatment as Supt. "Eddie" got, "I was just resting my eyes as I drove after two glasses of wine"
DUI is a fucking joke, Ask Walter Jacobsen, Multiple DUI, Neil Steinburg, The off duty Illinois State Trooper in Crystal Lake,
The shithead that killed an ISP Trooper on the Tri State!!
When Judges,Cops,Lawyers, Politicians get the soft treatment for DUI no one is safe.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
8 cars in 4 blocks? This guy is hard core. I used to stop after I hit the second car. Don't worry though. Misdemeanors, all. He'll be back at the bar tomorrow.
12/29/2020 04:24:00 AM
And driving, you have 45 days to surrender your drivers license, That is if you have one!
Wonder if he’s still under investigation for shaking down the Double Door Wicker Park saloon? If I recall alderSwindlers Proco and Maldonado partnered in many real estate deals thru out Wicker and Humboldt Park including the gentrification along the 606 stretch.
Btw, land baron JB has a cabin near the crash site. Was Joe Pro at some sort of private event?
I wuz gonna be jack’t defense.
Plea down to .2 and keep the DL.
Should have let special Ed have the keys after leaving bar
Are they going to revoke moreno bond on his false report case?
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Boy if that car could talk.Old PROCO Joe should put that AUDI up for auction to pay his legal bills.
12/29/2020 12:28:00 AM
That car will look like the blues brothers car at the end of the movie
Former Ald. Proco “Joe” Moreno was charged with DUI and reckless driving after his Audi rammed and sideswiped at least eight cars along four blocks of a street in the Gold Coast before smashing into a tree Sunday night."
"My dad was the town drunk.
"We lived in Chicago..."
By old time comedien George Goebel on the Tonight Show
He hit a car close to Pritzker mansion, too bad he did not strike the ISP SUV’s parked in front. He then travelled S/B on Astor south of Scott street where he played bumper cars..
Did he nail a pritzker car? Or the cardinal s? That would be hoisted on your own petard.
procoasshole should have used the one eye method.
And this is the hypocritical mutt that said Chick-fil-A doesn’t represent Chicago values.. They have much higher values than a cheap hustler like you Lil Joe. Better call Macco. ♠️
Pathetic.
Glen Brooks pulled this stunt once upon a time. Nothing happened. It went away. He stayed.
At .32 he is borderline comatose.
Wonder if he blew through the stop signs on Burton, Schiller, Goethe, and Scott streets before his arrest? He’s lucky he didn’t kill someone that night.
Maybe an ankle monitor that detects alcohol is in order for Mr. Moreno as part of his sentence?
He shook down a firemen who owned the "Double Door lounge" as well as the building on Milwaukee.
The fireman refused to play ball and the bar was closed and the property rezoned.
This Proco Joe belongs in Hell if not the federal penitentiary.
Moreno is still fighting charges of insurance fraud and obstruction of justice from an incident in early 2019 when prosecutors say Moreno falsely claimed his 2016 Audi A6 had been stolen from his garage. Moreno allegedly had turned the car and its keys over willingly only hours earlier to a woman he had dated.
"...dated..." Pardon our laughter.
Rumor of the day is he was wearing a wire because of a prior engagement...
Old Proco Joe was seen on Chicago Tonight some years ago.
He was blasted drunk.
The goof is not only arrogant but has a major problem.
Back in July of 2012 this SCUM BAG insisted Chic Fil-a restaurants not open in Chicago because the owners had religious beliefs.
The bastard cost Chicago millions of dollars as well as jobs.
And now look.. the new alderman who took his place is a member of the socialist party.
Looks like he is his own worst enemy when drinking there’s always Uber you should try it ends up a lot cheaper than a dui speaking from experience had to learn the hard way trust me it ain’t worth it the only ones that come out ahead are the lawyers good luck you’re gonna need it
Who should be wearing cameras?
Bars are closed. Where is he getting his drink on that he needs to be in a car?
That's some serious boozin'... I think an Elephant will croak at .40
Is he the Alderman that blocked the fried chicken restaurant from opening in his ward. Well they opened in Norridge and are doing a booming business. Sending tax dollars away over political disagreements
Maybe Chicago should put business first instead of demolition derbies
I hear he was on his way home from a watch party!
..is it me, or does he resemble Otis Campbell?
and when we went into 008 years ago and saw the sign out side the scene of a shooting CERVESA FRIA we put that down as name of the establishment and Sgt, set me straight that Polish guys hung out at their buddies place ZIMNI PIWO, that and us were the topic of chuckles for weeks after,
.032 back in the day at Flyers or O'Malleys that was a good start until you could find a 4am spot
You wonder how rats like him survive? Just another example of how fucked up the elected offices are, the swamp is massive the dirt is epic, it will never be dredged until they die, then God will tap them on the shoulder as they rapidly going down feeling massive heat,that is where these criminals will be judged! God bless the police!
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Don’t be so hard on the former alderman. He got caught twice. Many aldermen before him got away with a lot more and never got prosecuted. Some never got caught.
12/29/2020 01:51:00 AM
Don't be so hard on him? He's a pompous jerk of the highest order. So it gave me a laugh to hear of his latest troubles. But you are right, there are many alderthieves that do this and much worse and never get caught. Most all of the 50 thieves is useless and should be removed from office. Still the Chicago Way is law in Crook County.
My Grandfathers death certificate stated:
Place of death: 2400 N. Monticello Av.....
Cause of death (Inquest): ACUTE ALCOHOLISM AND CONCUSSION OF BRAIN. Crushed under horse **** 1913
We have been trying to figure out if he was drunk or the horse was drunk......
Isn't this D-Bag the guy who talked about "Chicago Values" in relation to Chick-Filet?? Fraud...drunk driving....cheating.....yes old Proco Joe and Fat Eddie J know Chicago values all right...
He was turnt up!
A professional drinker wouldn't be hitting 8 cars at that BAC... he'd swerve around a bit, get pulled over and look like he was gonna blow .10 but then surprise everyone.
I wish BS had been allowed to tear this guy a new a-hole during the whole DD controversy. Prosecco Joe would have been sipping his high balls through a straw for a long time.
That'll buff right out.
He is as bad a driver as he was an alderman.
Is he officially a “Tree Hugger”
Anonymous said...
8 cars in 4 blocks? This guy is hard core. I used to stop after I hit the second car. Don't worry though. Misdemeanors, all. He'll be back at the bar tomorrow.
12/29/2020 04:24:00 AM
You’re too kind. He was out and back drinking to excess Monday night.
Say it ain't so, Proctology Joe! Maybe you can meet up with Ald. Sticky Buns and re-zone a competitor's property.
Retired .38 spl +P
How many white wine spritzers would it take to get a BAC of .32??
whiskey dents on my Audi,gonna tell on you
Wow1 Was this the only DUI that night?? Fuck Proco Joe!!
Drunken Bastard!!
This guy is a serious alcoholic. That blood level in anyone else, particularly a non-drinker, would result in coma or death. If Crimesha let's him go, and he kills someone while driving drunk, she as good as shot the victim in the head herself.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
How many white wine spritzers would it take to get a BAC of .32??
12/30/2020 02:46:00 AM
All of them.
I'm amazed the guy was still conscious at .32.
.32 is a fifth. Pretty serious drinking
Anonymous Anonymous said...
This guy is a serious alcoholic. That blood level in anyone else, particularly a non-drinker, would result in coma or death. If Crimesha let's him go, and he kills someone while driving drunk, she as good as shot the victim in the head herself.
12/30/2020 10:24:00 AM
Can you say "Special" prosecutor?? Then when Joe walks Crimesha can say "Hey what the fuck,? I had nothing to do with it!
And the fucking sheep will vote for her again! Remember what Einstein said about doing the same thing over and over and
expecting a different outcome ? Keep voting Democrat you fucking sheep!!
WEird when a police officer receives a DUI IAD hunts down the BAR and blackmails the owner to hand over video.
I guess hitting 8 cars and causing over 100k in damage is no big deal anymore.
Hey dude I can fix it my dads a retired TV repair man and I’ve inherited his tools! yup I can fix it!!!
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