Monday, December 28, 2020

Groot Success Story

Another Groot-tacular weekend:

  • 6:30p Peaceful Tally: 10 killed, 20 wounded

And what's this total?? (found only on HeyJackass.com):

  • Year to Date
    Shot and Killed: 710
    Shot and Wounded: 3440
    Total Shot: 4150
    Total Homicides: 783

Seven-Hundred-Eighty-Three....A memory stirs from 30 April:

  • Chicago Police Supt. David Brown has an historically high goal for 2020: Keeping Chicago’s annual murder total under 300 for the first time in more than 60 years.

    Brown posed the challenge to department brass earlier this week, sources told the Chicago Sun-Times.

    Police records show the city hasn’t seen fewer than 300 murders in a single year since 1957. As of April 26, the department had opened 149 murder cases in 2020, a slight uptick from 2019, with the traditionally violent summer months just around the corner.

Which means that Brownie has Six-Hundred-Thirty-Four murders that he can call his very own - TWICE what he set as a target.

Of course, since we all know that Brownie doesn't run the Department, these are better described as Groot-icides.

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60 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Suddenly, 800 isn’t completely out of the realm. Last week, it looked impossible. Gotta give our criminals their props...they are a bit overachieving.

12/28/2020 12:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Christmas weekend slayings push Atlanta’s homicide count past 22-year high. Another useless mayor in that city and a democrat of course. Georgia trying to unseat Illinois for the most corrupt state award.

12/28/2020 12:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No chicago media coverage of weekend murders , no Sabina's fr pfaker outrage against killings ..no fu larri blaming shooters for daily carnage in neighbor hoods...hey move on..

12/28/2020 12:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well now, that's because they both are what is known as dummyrat overachievers!! They are at 261% of their goal, with a week of funnin left in the year!

12/28/2020 12:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Brown Nose Brownie is a better name .

12/28/2020 12:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My prediction when Brown made his promise was 800 homicides and 4000 shootings. May still hit the homicide number???

12/28/2020 12:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

See you guys didn’t read the microscopic fine print and his presser was interrupted but that was 300⚒3 =900. So he’s well below that mark job well done Sup.

12/28/2020 12:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Chalky must be killing it (⬅️ see what I did there?����) on OT!
F.U.L.L!!

12/28/2020 12:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wackadoodle kills 3 maims 3 in Rockford and its national news. When we get 3 baggers here its crickets. Unbelievable what the media ignores in this city

12/28/2020 01:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

🤣🤣🤣

12/28/2020 01:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is like the war in Afghanistan.

12/28/2020 02:37:00 AM  
Blogger I Fart In Your General Direction said...

“Brown posed the challenge to department brass...”.



Brownie is a special kind of stoopid if he thinks even for a second that any gold star Bosshole gives an actual fuck about the shooting and murder numbers.

Their primary concern is playing the game long enough to make it to an underserved gold braid pension, hoping their clout maintains them until the finish line.

98% of them shouldn’t ever be referred to as “the police” as they can’t hold a candle to anyone who’s pushed a beat car for 5 years in places like 003, 007, 011 or 015.

Which is why Brownie’s challenge was a non-starter... the Bossholes haven’t a collective clue on what needs to be done to combat the problems, nor would they rock the boat if they did.

Ask any of these Bossholes for the number to Felony Review without looking it up. Ask them what the UCR for UUW is off the top of their head. Ask them the verbiage for a PCS complaint. Ask them if they’ve ever started a stolen car with a screwdriver on a peeled column. Ask them the address and phone number to the ME without pulling out an FOP book.

You get the idea. You can’t expect people who were never the police to provide solutions to police-related problems.

12/28/2020 02:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Perhaps Carter should tell Brownie where he can pick up his Crime Reduction award.

12/28/2020 03:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Saw the NYC FOP President on tv last night lashing out at the City, State and ESPECIALLY the states attorney's office for the increase in violent crimes. C'mon JC you can learn from him!
Why are you not on TV blasting Brown and the Mayor for not caring about the "Brown" neighborhoods that are again neglected from a Mayor that said she would "Invest" in those areas? Blast Foxx's office and judges for not enforcing and prosecuting under state laws and show proof...its out there. Start using that Big Mouth on TV. All FOP members and families across the country should be joining together to help fight these DemoRats with rallies and pull the same shit BLM does!

12/28/2020 03:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Open mouth insert foot. What an Asshat Brown has been. No wonder the DPD hated him so much. Only reason he got job was skin color and fact Mayor knew he would willingly be her bitch.

12/28/2020 05:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Do Black politicians really believe that black lives matter?
For all the anger, hatred and disrespect thrown my way I spent 20+ years helping blacks and many others.
My last day working day was spent talking a young black guy off of an apt house roof.
Along with three other officers we saved his life that day.
Capt goes I'll include you in the medal, I laughed at that one.
Lori, Pritzer, alderpeoples, what have you actually ever done?
I'll tell you, you've done nothing at all, except create a sh1thole out there.
Tragically the folks living in that don't realize it.

12/28/2020 05:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How much does Brown get paid? Man, I wish I had his show-up job.

12/28/2020 06:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Brownie can also pat himself on the back , because the crime used to be isolated to parts of the south and west side , but now every single neighborhood is up for grabs and out of control. I was never a big fan of Daley , but he would never sit back and allow the city to self implode, especially downtown and the Mag Mile.

12/28/2020 06:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Our cow town marshal came in here blind, unaware of the merry go round that is the cook county jail. His prediction of under 300 homeycides was comical, but did he do anything to make things better and try to keep the numbers down. He has no power, he reads from a pre printed script provided by the cupi doll. The scary part is he will have a say in the future of many police officers who face termination proceedings.

12/28/2020 06:44:00 AM  
Blogger Mr. SouthSide said...

OuttaTown Brown is frantically checking his pockets for his Jesse Jackson issued Race Card. The Great Unwashed Democrat Welfare Voters certainly know how to keep the line moving.

12/28/2020 06:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"No innocent lives lost!"












- Ald. Ray Lopez

12/28/2020 07:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why is Moondawg still here?..


















We Are All Replaceable

12/28/2020 07:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

From CWB, gunfight with over 50 shell casings found on Gold Coast this weekend. 800 is not out of the picture with 4 days left.

12/28/2020 07:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...





C'mon 800.....C'mon 800......




12/28/2020 08:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Shots fired and a 10-1 in 16 on 25-12-20. Bar on 5900 N Nwy cause of the problem. Several 911 calls. One from inside the bar.

12/28/2020 08:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

But as long as almost all the shootings and killings are black on black the liberal news and demorat politicians will continue to blame everything on the racist police

12/28/2020 08:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The excuse for the violence in Chicago, according to the liberals, is the virus, the lockdowns and the usual racist reasons : black people are so oppressed, depressed and suppressed that they have no other option then to shoot and kill people in large numbers. And, that plays out all across the United States.

12/28/2020 08:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMJGmnSFB/

12/28/2020 08:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

All things considered I think Mr. Brown has done a admirable job and I would like to nominate him for the city’s highest award and have it presented by the the honorable mayor on prime time news OR should I just go f*** myself.

12/28/2020 09:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Larri backing KmmFxxxUp. Larri covering up all sorts of shenanigans. Larri a 4-time ShortShanks appointee...and who still wonders where she’s been learning the trade?

I really thought December would be the first Under 50 Murders since Feb or May(?). But so far 51 and apparently Larri & Hushed Browns are satisfied with the projections, so much that for the last 3 months there hasn’t been any crime stat media events.
End the year with 4200 shot and maybe 790 total Murders without a huh-wuh from FakeNews.

Shameless AngryToad can only push her “botched warrant” narrative and the waning Covid’s pandemonium for another week. Larri’s time is up. I expect some coming down the pike. Larri agreed to secret meeting with naked warrant lady, consolation effort to commence and big changes coming Friday.

Where’s Larri?
Where’s Brownie?
Full time pay and nowhere to be found.
Let’s see that FakeNews media will start showing up or following the whereabouts of the absentee toad.

12/28/2020 09:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

JC already coasting into retirement ..silent on day to day issues... not speaking up ..giving democrats a free pass on destroying Chicago ,while fu larri uses undermanned CPD in districts..
My best friend retired earlier this year at 55.. says retired life is great

12/28/2020 09:57:00 AM  
Blogger ga6 said...

Does Heyjack count the highway shootings from the ISP?

12/28/2020 10:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

786 murders so far in 2020? Let's try to spin this to a positive note for tourists in 2021:

Chicago isn't a violent city, we just have better aim...

12/28/2020 10:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

When Brown was the Boss in Texas did he not robotically blow up a Police killer? What do you think would happen in Chicago if he did that?

12/28/2020 10:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

News radio just now -

1335 CARJACKINGS IN 2020!

Double last year's!

...and we will get another 150 on New Year's Eve, right?

WHOO! [fives all around]

12/28/2020 10:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh, wow, yeah, he "pins the challenge" ON SOMEONE ELSE'S DOOR.

Rings the bell and then runs away...

12/28/2020 10:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I talked to my brother in Chicago yesterday.

I said, "they are going to have 800 murders this year, be careful".

He said, "But Trump is going to jail, they got him, this time". "They finally got that F'er". It was scary. His voice changed, he was shouting. He was stone-cold sober. He is completely under the spell of MSN. WTF? I want my brother back! I have to think that he looks behind him at the ATM for the orange man.

The effect that the media has is much like booze, heroin, and gambling. They start speaking nonsense. It drives family away and the only person that can't see it is the same person that thinks that they are the smartest person in the room

12/28/2020 10:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To Date we are only 14 kilz short of the magical 800 kilz for the year. The Dummy from Dallas sure knows police operations and how to reduce the murders in Shitty City. Why he's the smartest guy among all the barking dogs on his staff, more so than even Carter.

The Community loves Brown and all his crime reduction strategies that have produced chaos and misery throughout the city. He's the Midget's man. What could possibly go wrong. With this year coming to a close in such spectacular fashion one can only breathlessly await 2021 and all the magic it will bring. Remember if its Brown - flush it.

12/28/2020 10:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

786
It's gotta be the General Robert E Lee statues.

12/28/2020 10:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

One last one I fart in your general direction:"Where is the court sign in room located at 26th & Cal?. Wise man once told me it should be first question on every promotional exam.

12/28/2020 11:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Police officers do such good work , treat 1,000,000’s of people they come in contact with respectfully . So what domthe commie activists , news media and politicians do ? They find a two year old search warrant , an honest mistake to strip officers . The officer that failed to verify address supplied by informant should be disciplined . He caused embarrassment for that woman and put his fellow officers at risk .

The commie bastards also use violent criminals that police treated with respect until the violent criminals became aggressive . They use these violent people as examples of racism and brutality . Police were only using skills taught to survive .

Not one case that caused violence was police brutality , all self defense .

12/28/2020 12:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Charlie Beck , we miss you . You should have dumped most of Command Staff like Jody Weiss did .
Brown can’t get rid of useless Captain , Inspector rank on CPD .
Brown can’t convince Lightfoot cod needs 2000 more police , not 650 less police .

12/28/2020 12:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Funny how no reporters mention these numbers
in any daily reports. BEN B , where you at bro ???!!!
maybe he doesn’t want to shell out another 50

12/28/2020 01:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WijoL3Hy_Bw
"The Fight for the Soul of Seattle"
Great 90 minute report from KOMO, the local ABC station in Seattle. The first 5 minutes lay out what can happen in Chicago.

12/28/2020 01:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Look, Laugh, Leave!!!
WGAF!
Lil Larri OWNS IT ALL!!!!!!!!!!!

12/28/2020 02:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This guy is an epic failure

12/28/2020 02:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Retired guy living near Rockford, Illinois. This weekend the shooting in Rockford with 3 dead and 3 wounded made national headlines. Rockford is on track to set a new record for homicides since 1965. My question is why do the never ending mass shootings and near record high dead and shot totals every weekend in Chicago are not national news worthy?

12/28/2020 03:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey midget mayor , in baseball when a team is doing bad they fire the manager ! Why don't you step aside and let someone else get in there and make some kind of progress. You are the worst ever and guess what you might be the first female african american mayor in Shitcago but you're going to be known as the WORST mayor in Shitcago history ! Great job you are the best at being the WORST !

12/28/2020 04:36:00 PM  
Blogger I Fart In Your General Direction said...

Anonymous said...
One last one I fart in your general direction:"Where is the court sign in room located at 26th & Cal?. Wise man once told me it should be first question on every promotional exam.

12/28/2020 11:29:00 AM

Yes! Absolutely.

12/28/2020 05:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Atlanta Mayor Bottoms, ( Female / Democrat ) is confronted by record 154th homicide, by Councilman. He questions the Public Safety. Her response ...... It is happening everywhere ... and asks for suggestions..........Brownie & #1 ... sounds like a rode trip.

12/28/2020 08:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Q. Should I buy the $600 gun or wait to see if I can get the $2000 dollar one? /sarc

12/28/2020 09:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

When biden takes over its 100 days of mandatory masks wearing for all. That will make it more difficult to tell whose been gagged tho

12/28/2020 09:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They been working on a flu vaccine for decades and the ones they have come up with are only about 40% effective and big pharma wants us to believe the covid vaccine s 95% effective not just one but all of them are over 90%. What a streak of luck eh?

SOUNDS LIKE ANOTHER FAUCHI LIE

12/28/2020 09:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

https://www.outkick.com/murders-skyrocket-across-the-country-in-wake-of-defundthepolice-political-idiocy/

12/28/2020 10:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

800+ is possible, especially once all the celebratory bullets fired in the air on NYE start raining back down from the sky. The only question will be if the homicides still count for 2020 or 2021.

12/28/2020 10:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Look at the heyjackass map and ask why anyone would ever want these kinds if leaders. In Chicago, in Illinois or leading the country.

Starting to think more elections are rigged than are legit. On all levels.

Only a madman would vote for the imbeciles running Chicago.

12/28/2020 10:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well, for all the murder in ChiTown, Groot has failed again to win the homicide title in the Group AAAA (> 1 million people) conference:

With three days to go:

Philadelphia - 489 homicides/1.588 million people = 30.79 homicides/100,000 people
Chicago - 787 homicides/2.695 million people - 29.20 homicides/100,000 people

This is now three years in a row you have lost the big city murder title. All that killing and Chicago couldn't come away #1.

12/29/2020 05:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Meanwhile in Baltimore they are at 335 for the year. Pretty good total for their size. And people keep leaving there too. Their population dropped well below 600k, the lowest total in a century. The 2020 population, 590,479.

Interesting article. "Dysfunction in Baltimore police homicide unit went unaddressed as killings hit historic levels", Baltimore Sun | Apr 16, 2020. Excerpt: "There were too few detectives with too little training, supervision and equipment. And they had more cases than they could handle. Instead of catching killers, they were placing unsolved investigations on the back burner within a matter of weeks, with no effective process for dealing with the cold cases that inevitably piled up...But instead of implementing the plans, the Baltimore Police Department mostly sat on them — and kept them from the public — as it churned through three police commissioners and the city racked up another thousand homicides. In the process, the department’s rate of solving cases tumbled even lower, to roughly half the national average for cities of Baltimore’s size." Another city run into the ground by democrats.

@12/28/2020 10:57:00 PM. You have to wonder but remember there are a many, many very stupid people in this city, in this country. They keep voting in the same liars and thieves here and elsewhere. Just the same in South Africa and though there is certainly cheating going on these crooked politicians get in by conning the very dumb people again and again. How does Maxine Waters keep her job, she doesn't even live in her district. A nice 5 million dollar pad in whiteyville. Then there is AOC and that Muslim cheater from Minnesota. Cheating is certainly something that has happened routinely but don't give people too much credit. People vote with their feet or not at all. And black folks can't vote out one of their own race. That would make them an Uncle Tom. I do wonder how many dead people, underage or illegal folks voted in the last Illinois election. Mister Trifecta would definitely cheat to win as would any of the rest of these crooked Cook County slimeballs.

12/29/2020 10:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They’re just thinning the herd. Seriously, all of you stay safe, back each other when possible, and remember, even though it doesn’t feel like it at all, you are greatly appreciated 💙

12/29/2020 12:36:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT: They handle things a bit differently over the Indiana state line -

"Castro was charged with disarming a law enforcement officer, a level 5 felony, two felony counts of domestic battery, felony battery against a public safety officer, and misdemeanor counts of domestic battery and resisting law enforcement.

He was being held without bail..."


'Man grabbed for officer's gun during arrest on domestic battery charges, records state'

https://www.nwitimes.com/news/local/crime-and-courts/man-grabbed-for-officers-gun-during-arrest-on-domestic-battery-charges-records-state/article_cf103096-cbcb-5156-b8be-675ad89820f4.html



That mugshot tho'

12/29/2020 04:52:00 PM  

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