Illinois Humor
Seen on I-57 near Manteno:
Now if they'd just drive it around Chicago, Cook County and remind voters why everything in the northeastern portion of the state sucks ass.
posted by SCC at 12:01 AM
Sunday, December 27, 2020
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40 Comments:
Just remember, everything is closed because YOU, the common man and woman, cannot be trusted to make educated decisions. Therefore, your betters must do it for you
Illinois is finished.
Heh!
Guv'nuh Great- (as in immense, mighty,
monumentally monolithic, possessed of
it's very own field of gravity etc.)
Ass strikes again...
Satellites and celestial bodies burn up
upon re-entry to that foul atmosphere.
Illinois ICU beds show more available , China virus hospitalizations down ,cases down, positivity down .. Hey Fatass JB Putz ,where is the science?.. that is destroying Illinois businesses..There is No science!!! just nonsense putz pulls out of his ass
Did putzker visit Florida ,while asking Illinois citizens not to travel ?
If that drove around Chicago some dumb ass democrat voters would prolly drive a vehicle into it in order to stop it- these people are that stupid. In the shit hole country I was born in, if you politician get elected - your made. No property tax and a bunch of trimmings. But in this country the politicians tax you up the ass and people lick their boots and remove their appendages all for nothing or a few likes on an app
Did that pig get into the neighbor's spinach patch again?
This fat bastard is decimating the state. All he knows is that you must pay more taxes. He's not interested in constraining spending. Why is it that only cops get to feel the pinch of government shortfall of revenue? I understand we're a damn large portion of the total pie, but why are there no "painful" cuts elsewhere? The way most "old timers" a poor bastard with 20 years on the job now, they can't wait to leave. No need for cuts with the Chicago Police, the poor flatfoots are running out of the building like their hair is on fire. The city, county and state need to make some meaningful cuts now, the taxpayers can't pay more. This pandemic looks like the damn flu, treat it as such. The numbers of people dying from Covid only are like 20,000 people in the USA. They using the GIGO method of counting deaths.
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Useless one term hope the door hits him on his fat ass on the way out go back to where you fucking came from the nort side dirtbag liberal
tidy bowl man wearing his sailor cap and holding his plunger scepter.
are you getting that sinking feeling fatass?
The Grinch who ate Christmas.
Commie with his hand caught in the commie cookie jar. Destroy the state is part of their hideous plan, almg with depopulation. Do the research and stand up.
When has Chicago ever had a mayor that wasn't a rectum?
The Grinch is very upset that he is compared to Governor Pigster.
Hey 1:23am, old timer, poor bastard, 20 years on job, you my friend are hurtful, now where’s my safe space.
So according to the AP illinois lost 79k residents last year. Indiana gained 24k. Anyone wanna guess how are census numbers look minus illegals?
Remember what California CDOT did? They removed a pro Trump sign off of a hill almost a half mile off the interstate, said it was a "Traffic Hazard"
https://nypost.com/2020/10/07/california-removes-hollywood-style-trump-sign-cites-traffic-hazard/
FUCK YOU FATASS!!!
And a double FUCK YOU to those of you that voted for him, You know who you are !
Another reason to research the use of dominion voting machines here in Illinois. Who what when where, the kind of facts present day journalists ignore.
Everything is wide open when you get away from shitcago. Bars, restaurants all open with the state's attorneys in the respective counties telling people they will not prosecute any cases where the proprietors have defied the governor's orders. Here we have groot and the 50 babbling idiots who will continue to run business into the ground and dry up revenue. If people can go grocery shopping they should be able to go dining and out for a few drinks.
Every restaurant in Illinois should refuse to serve JB and Lightfoot when the pandemic is over.
It will get worse when businesses start getting the claim denials from insurance companies. This entire economic downturn was generated by a freely elected government. Acts of war, riots and civil commotion all have coverage exclusions within the policies. Plate glass windows on North Michigan Avenue run upwards from $8,000. Ever wonder why auto insurance cost more in Chicago than in Dixon? It’s called community rating. Communerty is never mentioned but always considered by the insurance companies.
Actually, the area sucks for far more (and bigger) reasons than an allegedly stolen Christmas. Political corruption, incompetent bosses, Social Justice Warrior policies, high taxes pre-dating J.B., and of course, the high density of certain ethnic groups with a huge penchant for criminal behavior and voting Democratic, who are left to roam committing crimes by an "awoke" Cook County Criminal Defender who pretends she is a prosecutor.
Speaking of Illinois humor...
Three killed in Rockford bowling alley...
Isn’t that referred to as a “turkey” ?
Where was the Circus Elephant this week, Wisconsin or Florida?
Please note his immense girth growth since all bathrooms were removed from his mansions, he just can't seem to waste any of his billionaire bull shit...
it's not his fault Covid is RACIST
I was born and raised around there. I can tell you that nobody is interested in driving that around chicago because they don't care about chicago. People south of will county would prefer cook county become a separate state or just fall into Lake Michigan.
The states that didn't shut down have COVID numbers no better or worse than those that did. The only difference is that these states still have viable economies left. States like Illinois, New York and the others will demand money from these states to shore up their collapsed economies. If the Biden theft is upheld this WILL happen. This takeover/coup means the country will be run by New York and the West Coast. Southern States are already organizing against the northern states to prevent this. History is repeating itself. The Nashville bombing is the beginning of a deep state "false flag" operation. REMEMBER THE MAINE"?
Hahahahaha!!! But he can't no way in hell fit down da' chimney!! The billionaire trust fund baby who stole Christmas (and his office)!!
I believe science needs to step in and put him on a forced diet until he looses 300lbs. If he goes down due to obesity the number of hospital beds and meds needed double due to his size. He is putting our citizens at risk with the potential of overwhelming hospitals. We must stop him from harming himself and anyone he may fall on. I’m just following the science! We need more cholesterol testing and type 2 diabetes testing!! He probably has sleep apnea as well!! Look at all the medical resources this fat fuk eats up!! He is a burden on our health care system! Shut him down! Restrict his calories and increase his movement! We need Jenny Craig !!! We need to follow the science!!!!
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Illinois ICU beds show more available , China virus hospitalizations down ,cases down, positivity down .. Hey Fatass JB Putz ,where is the science?.. that is destroying Illinois businesses..There is No science!!! just nonsense putz pulls out of his ass
Did putzker visit Florida ,while asking Illinois citizens not to travel ?
12/27/2020 12:38:00 AM
And just yesterday the Illinois Main Stream Mis-information media announced that hospital beds in Chicago and suburbs are at an all time high occupancy, never before seen ... Someone has their calculator set on "backwards"
Good Humor. Mmmmmmm.
Rules for radicals...are the Left troubled that there creed is beginning to turn onto them (RULE 5: “Ridicule is man’s most potent weapon.”) ?
JB, like Larri is getting clobbered as both dance around the ring avoiding controversies. They expected some tribute for their lockdowns and are finding nobody cares much for them or their egos. I expect imminent political knock outs.
Does this ass make my truck look big comes to mind.
Wouldn’t it be nice if Chicago IL had finally found its version of Los Angeles street artist Sabo. Unsavory Agents created and posted many satirical images for years out there. Good stuff, look it up.
If you look really close, you can see in tiny letters "Actual Size" under the picture of the Guv.
Governor FATASS made it down to his FAT FARM in Florida for the Holiday Week.They tried to sneak him and his entourage in at 4:30 AM Friday morning.
12/27/2020 12:38:00 AM
And just yesterday the Illinois Main Stream Mis-information media announced that hospital beds in Chicago and suburbs are at an all time high occupancy, never before seen ... Someone has their calculator set on "backwards"
From catching flying bullets.
why we don't believe these people believe in Christmas to begin with,,,,, or is it just us??
That's the trailer on which his afternoon snack arrives.
That's the xmas card he sent everyone who voted no for his big tax grab. Baby huey is a very noble man, hiding the vast amount of the wealth he got from mommy and daddy in trust funds in offshore bank accounts. Yes, we have to suffer thru another boorish 2 years from this bump on a log and his sidekick frogpuss.
J B Douche!!
Keep voting Democrat for more of the same!!!
You fucking losers!!
know a guy that has a cousin in a certain med unit that fatty had to go into over chest pains and are you ready for this,,,when he got up on the old Toledo his weigh was 475 lbs,, a walking coronary right there
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