Monday, December 28, 2020

Really Corwin?

Some retirees really need to lock down their social media accounts:


Golly Corky.....maybe they get it from a different relative

Like an aunt....or an uncle.

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82 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Runs strong in Corky’s family. Didn’t he have a cousin or nephew who got caught blowing a prisoner on duty?

12/28/2020 12:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That seriously made me laugh out loud!!!!

I’ve heard some freaky stuff in my lifetime, but his nephew certainly takes the cake with his hospital fiasco.
Not sure if he was trying to be funny? Or if he didn’t really make the connection.

12/28/2020 12:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Corky is a clown and a dumb one at that!

12/28/2020 12:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Perhaps toe-sucking runs in the family...
















We Are All Replaceable

12/28/2020 12:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wasn't this hater's kid locked up for doing some sick shit to a arrestee at st Bernard's

12/28/2020 12:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Corky Corwin is a known jagoff with racist tendencies.

12/28/2020 12:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Joe Stein said...

Speaking of freaky shit, wasn’t his nephew sucking on an arrestee’s toes (among other things) at a hospital? I think he inherited that from Uncle Corwin.

12/28/2020 12:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Corky Calhoun
=
>Fart-Noise<

Not only do you stink Corky,
you're tone-deaf and obtuse on top of
being a louse and a lout.

Go find a quiet corner and
cram for your "final."

CPD is a grudgingly better place without dick-centric,
corrupt, lick-hitting, Police Impersonating poot-butts
like YOU.

12/28/2020 12:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

why is it everyone named corky is weird ?

12/28/2020 12:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ha!!! You dumbass moron I glad you gone off this job.

12/28/2020 12:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lol, wasn’t his nephew sucking the toes and other parts of a prisoner he had in custody at the hospital detail?

12/28/2020 01:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Have you ever sneezed on a grown man’s penis?

12/28/2020 01:08:00 AM  
Blogger I Fart In Your General Direction said...

The youngun’s here are gonna need a history lesson to fully understand and appreciate the assholes you’re referencing, SCC.

And speaking of “freaky” sexual shit that one may be down with, perhaps Corky would like to lament via Instagram or Facebook his proclivity to patronize the - ahem! - “ladies” at Madison & Kenton. Said “ladies” customarily accompanying him to Personal Liquors (double parking like typical Dude) pre-tryst to procure provisions to get dey bubbles on. Yeah, Corky, we didn’t forget. Same flavor with your pre-search warrant execution phone calls when we ran 015 “back in the day”, LIEutenant.

The Calhoun Fambly Freak Flag waves wide indeed.

12/28/2020 01:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sexually assaulting shackled prisoners? Uncle Bad Touch runs deep in that family

12/28/2020 01:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who is Corky?

12/28/2020 01:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If I am not mistaken his car had the plate “WHIP IT”. We were told if you were going to execute a search warrant in his district when he was the W/C never to notify him of the warrant until after execution.

12/28/2020 02:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is what passed for merit before NOBLE started cheating on exams.

12/28/2020 02:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dumbass.

12/28/2020 03:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

While coming back from Tennessee on Christmas eve I was driving through Indiana.
I was wondering what kind of freaks would stop into any of those adult book stores that are open just off the expressway. Now I'm reminded of all the scum there is in the world.

Fuck you Captain Corky the Clown.

I remember well all your fellow gang members you would 'release without charging' in 015.

12/28/2020 03:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Makes you think...Corky, what kind of freaky sexual shit are you into?

12/28/2020 03:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Another merit hack. The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree.

12/28/2020 04:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Everyone needs to shut down all social media.

12/28/2020 04:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wtf kind of stupid shit is this I’ve seen some really fucked up shit but this ranks right up there people’s minds are really fucking warped these days must be the rona

12/28/2020 04:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

worked under the command of Corkey in 007 back in his young dumb and full of cum days.And they keep promoting him.And the freak flag was always flying high.

12/28/2020 05:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

HE WAS NOT TO BE TRUSTED! Vice-lord from what ive been told .

12/28/2020 05:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who is Corky?

-------

A merit sergeant.

Then a merit lieutenant.

Then a merit captain of police.

The first time I saw him I was at the 015th district Christmas party.

I see this 140 pound dude wearing a purple suit and thought he was the entertainment for the evening.
Possibly a "Prince" impersonator.

NOPE.. That is a captain of police I was told who was STILL a member of a westside street gang and LIVED in Maywood Illinois.

It was then at that point I realized the bar was set pretty low at the Chicago police department.

12/28/2020 06:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can’t imagine how awkward their holiday get togethers are now. Oh wait I forgot-no gathering due to COVID (insert mass sarcasm here)

12/28/2020 06:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Like sucking toes and rimming arrestees...

12/28/2020 06:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

When I worked in Gangs North, somehow he was our sergeant for the night. The team went to eat and he tagged along. Somehow the conversation turned to domestic violence. The table was quite taken aback when Corky told us, “Some women’s likes it rough.”
Odd sock to say the least.

12/28/2020 06:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We love & miss you Corky!

--the hoes of Madison st.

12/28/2020 07:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nothing to see- clown show- move on

12/28/2020 07:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He’s always been strange

12/28/2020 07:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

kinky stuff?? years ago while on the wagon had to take a DOA to the morgue and after washing hands and turning in paper work had a copper in full uniform wandering around with a camera thought no more of it thinking he was part of the ME staff started a conversation with this guy and found out he was a ""DOA Groupie"" if you will and was there on his day off and just loved to take pics of the dearly departed and processed the same for his personal collection,,he went on to describe photos of rape murder victims people killed in auto crashes, shooting victims etc,gave this guy a wide berth and a adios and had to stop on way back to dist, for a double shot,,,go figure

12/28/2020 07:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Corky Calhoun, what a blast from the past ! If you ever had a conversation with this guy you would walk away shaking your head and asking yourself, " what did he just say". And, it seems from the stories of people who actually worked with this guy, not a friend of the police and not very smart, but promoted on race by Uncle Terry.

12/28/2020 08:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who is that? Never heard of him.

12/28/2020 08:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mmmmm-hmmmmm, I always repost for a friend too. Wanna bet he has a van.
Put a cork in it.

12/28/2020 09:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don't blame your deviancy on looking at the huge variety that's on the internet. That's simply impossible! Fricking idiots.

12/28/2020 09:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ahhhh, Corky Calhoun, in Gang Crime North he was known as the “the Sergeant formerly known as Prince” ...... dumber than a box of rocks and dirty as hell.

12/28/2020 09:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Corky is a total pig. Oink oink you POS maybe his favorite side piece can answer his qiestions.

12/28/2020 09:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Typical Merit mindset. Any wonder why things are the way they are in the CPD.

12/28/2020 09:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Said “ladies” customarily accompanying him to Personal Liquors (double parking like typical Dude) pre-tryst to procure provisions..."

12/28/2020 01:20:00 AM

How The Street Works -

* If you have a Plastic Cup, that's cool.

* If someone else has a Plastic Cup, you say "That yo' PERSONAL Plastic Cup?" and then shoot off your .380 at him.

*

12/28/2020 09:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hopefully, there aren't too many little Epstein's or Anthony Weiner Jrs running around.

We have already seen what Kardashian and Jenner are putting out.

12/28/2020 10:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Whatever happened to nephew toe-licker? I figure at the very least he ran afoul of the #trannieprisonerTOO movement.

12/28/2020 10:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
If I am not mistaken his car had the plate “WHIP IT”. We were told if you were going to execute a search warrant in his district when he was the W/C never to notify him of the warrant until after execution.

Very true.

12/28/2020 10:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe Corky should consult the Vice Lords or the Four Corner Hustlers?

12/28/2020 11:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Another stellar example of the best and brightest .

12/28/2020 11:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

When Corky made Lt. he came to 025. While working as watch commander one evening, he told a tact guy that he didn’t want them riding four deep because it looked like ‘the Klan’. Nut job.

12/28/2020 11:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

can someone post the corky parody song from the time of that incident funny as hell

12/28/2020 11:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Highest Ranking Four Corner Hustler on the job. Whip Jr was dirty as they come.

12/28/2020 12:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You should see the 005th district commanders holiday message complaining about his daily 2.5 hour commute in a company car with paid gas. What a jerkoff.

12/28/2020 12:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did he receive three bites from the merit Apple 🍎 tree ?

12/28/2020 12:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Mark Levin said...

these children are in need of a education.

12/28/2020 01:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Speaking of weird what did Rahm and Obama do in the bath house that they use to go to????

12/28/2020 01:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Toe sucking vampires who film it on their phone and he passed the psych. Yup, boss material.

12/28/2020 01:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This POS was Always a JO!!!!!

12/28/2020 02:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The best part of the Corksters FB page is his claim of studying at Northwestern. Taking one class that the department sent you to doesn't count. Why so much shame in putting you gaduated from Chicago State?

12/28/2020 02:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Corky the CVL Calhoun. As dirty as they come. Yes, if he was the WC, you never did a SW in 015. And the plate on his pearl white Escalade was Whip jr.

12/28/2020 02:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Not to be outdone by family fuckery...promotion thief, crib sheet expert and newly anointed Commander Senora Bens’s son got locked up in 007 with a pistol this weekend. Maybe the department should make sure a boss can keep their own house in order before handing them a promotion and the command of a couple hundred people. What a shameful disgrace

12/28/2020 03:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Highest ranking CVL on the Department.

12/28/2020 03:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Corky was the biggest scumbag vice lord when in 007. Always ran out when there was trouble on the west end and tipped off his brothers when search warrants were coming.

I can't believe he was not indicted.

12/28/2020 03:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Was friends with him on FB. I had to delete him
Because his blatant racial posts made me sick.

12/28/2020 03:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You could never do a search warrant with him as the watch commander back in the day. Eu

12/28/2020 04:18:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Off topic , but along the same lines of criminal family members of excempts... anyone know the skinny of the Commander’s son who was arrested with two guns in a car with a trap??? I’m asking for a friend.

12/28/2020 04:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who is Corky?

He's the jagbag retired whiteshirt that thought it necessary to protest police brutality by kneeling with the other haters at Police Headquarters. No such thing as Blue with this POS.

12/28/2020 04:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Actually witnessed this.........when he was the "acting DC", a "citizen" came in and greeted him. His response was "All is well, my brother" and then exchanged the VL handshake with him.

Scumbag

12/28/2020 05:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Per Corky FB about Corky..."I enjoy Amazing people! Not the arrogant, but true spirits, regardless of their walk in life. Confident in their talents, belief's, resolve and aspirations. People interested in combining resources or simply sharing life's experience!"...

Combining or Sharing--- Resources or Life's Experience---Exclamation Point.

Captain Commie.
Folks tell you who they are, if one reads while listening.

Stud'E Buddy.

12/28/2020 06:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

140 lbs soaking wet, including his cowboy boots a ostentatious belt buckle. What a F’ing POS Corwin Calhoun is! Disgrace to the uniform!

12/28/2020 07:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You should see the 005th district commanders holiday message complaining about his daily 2.5 hour commute in a company car with paid gas. What a jerkoff.

Post it

12/28/2020 10:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Anonymous said...
If I am not mistaken his car had the plate “WHIP IT”. We were told if you were going to execute a search warrant in his district when he was the W/C never to notify him of the warrant until after execution.

12/28/2020 02:35:00 AM"

Partly correct. It was WHIP JR

12/28/2020 11:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He fucked over Lieutenant Richard in 002 over the time due book. Richards ran the time due book as the WOL and Corwin was the Captain. Corky told Richards to deny people CU and Richards basically told him since he (Richards) was running the time due he would decide if denial of CU was necessary. Ole' boy didn't like that so at a later date, Corky brought a F/1 Sergeant to stand near the Watch Commanders office as he went in again to tell Richards to deny CU. Richards refused and Corky walked out and ordered the Sergeant to write a "To-From" about what she just overheard. Needless to say Lt. Richards ended up with a number.

Richards ended up stripped for "failing to carry out a direct order" and eventually had to retire. I'm not sure if he got to retire in good standing though. It wasn't too long after that incident that Corky got called to random where he blew hot for alcohol and had to take the "cure" and was gone for a number of months. It was obvious to the folks paying attention in 002 that he was half liquored up on many a night. It wasn't too long after that ole' Cork retired.

12/29/2020 12:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hmm.

Person apparently known to entire Dept. as member of a criminal street gang, using social media to publicly speculate about sexual behavior...

Ever since the Great Unwashed became instant drive-thru judge and jury via F__ebook and so forth, everyone from carwash guy to tenured professor has almost instantly lost their job, family, savings, relationships, dwelling, and future prospects for engaging in even alleged wrongthink and hatespeak.

So bring on the Cancel Culture and let's be done with this. Fair is fair, huh?

12/29/2020 01:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The reason both the tact office and commander's office was locked and Captains and Lieutenants were barred...Because he would give up the search warrants and intentionally bring in the subject of said warrants the same week to sit in the WC office.

Burn in hell you piece of shit...

12/29/2020 01:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh, I didn't see "Ret."

So go ahead and make even more of an ass of yourself in old age and keep the whole fambly in the public eye when they get caught..

12/29/2020 01:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just stay off social media...only kids, liberals and cucks use that shit

12/29/2020 08:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

His nephew was giving toe jobs!

12/29/2020 09:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

oh the westside racist full of himself vicelord turned cop is in the spotlight again, Hah. I knew he was racist on the job but man, you should see how bad he is on social media now that he's retired. And to think, this guy was a white shirt. How's your police nephew by the way?

12/29/2020 09:41:00 AM  
Blogger Tombstone courage said...

I took a one-afternoon department course sponsored by LSU. Now I have an SEC college football team to root for.

12/29/2020 10:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Austin Chamber of Commerce?

12/29/2020 01:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No one with the name of "corky," ever achieved anything except to become a clown!

12/29/2020 03:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We know captain corky clown clout was the gangsters that get out democrats vote .

12/29/2020 04:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ole Corwin. Remember that piece of shit back in the days. Hated whitey Police Officers but LOVED the he she guy prostitutes under the viaduct at Kostner. Remember that corkscrew? Capt? caught you a couple times getting your knob polished by one of these trannys while ON DUTY! That's the police all you taxpayers. Fuckin freak n gangbanger watch. Corky Calhoun. WOW! What a piece of SHIT!

12/29/2020 05:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ole tranny lovin’ cork
Never promoted in rank order

12/30/2020 10:23:00 PM  

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