Damn Elves
So who are the guilty parties here?
Here's to hoping a supervisor didn't waste time or manpower on this crap.
Labels: un-fucking-believable
Sarcasm and Silliness from a Windy City Cop
So who are the guilty parties here?
Here's to hoping a supervisor didn't waste time or manpower on this crap.
Labels: un-fucking-believable
71 Comments:
Is that call coming from a city phone number?
19P?? No no. That’s an immediate 19D without even sending a car. Racism..
Could you imagine if a white person called about a black person putting up decorations in a “white neighborhood”? It would be the top story on CNN for weeks
Sabina's Fr Pfaker ?
That's a city number they're calling from too.
we think that the FBI should get involved if this is the case as it seems thats all they are any good for anymore and hey one of the decorations may have been tied off with a ,,,,wait for it,,, a noose of some sort,,
I know for a fact this was the work of Baby G and his old crew of faithful followers from the 5th Watch. He likes to spread Christmas cheer throughout the ghetto each year.
Sounds like systemic racism from an unexpected perspective.
I didn’t. But I did have the dispatcher read it over the air for laughs!!
In CA we don't respond to race motivated calls, ie black guy walking in the street, doesn't belong... Crime somewhere? Nope... Just a racist and stop calling. White people putting up Christmas lights? Come see my house it's lit.
The guilty party is the call taker who allowed it to get that far. Followed by dispatcher who gave out that job
Unbelievable. Talk about mean spirited. Baja humbug.........
liberal moron's... was the next call "white people getting robbed while putting up decorations in a black neighborhood" ???
Can you imagine if the roles were reversed? Caller says “black people” are putting up Christmas decorations in a “white neighborhood”
Wtf. Didn’t I read that in The Onion ?
Why was nobody mad (other than some local shit-heads)
when we rolled the old box chevy through the "jets"
wearing Santy-Claws hats and playing carols on the P.A.
(muted of course) one Christmas morning @ 3AM?
"Hah! Y'all funny, Office."
"Yeah... We know. Hey? How about you fellas
having some peace and quiet for the night?"
>Raised eyebrow of suggestion<
There was a pause while risk vs. reward
was being worked out.
"Yeeaahh... You right Office..."
"Hey! Merry Christmas and Happy New Year."
They looked surprised but returned the
salutation in likewise manner.
As far as we know, there were no calls about
a 12 foot tall, 500 pound, two headed, four armed
and four legged creature in a blue suit playing
Christmas carols.
Well?
Father Christmas WAS depicted in days long gone
as a merry gent who wore a blue suit of clothes.
We weren't coming down anybody's chimney
and we dispensed big sacks of legally
sanctioned merry mischief, mirthful mayhem,
delicious irony and occasional bouts of targeted
ass-kickery, toe-stompery and eye-slappery.
"MERRY CHRISTMAS! Are YOU resisting arrest?"
>Punt! Stomp! Slap!<
"Oww!"
>Grin!<
Y'all stay safe.
Go home to your families no matter what and no matter
who you have to beat, shoot, run through or run over.
They mean you much hurt and harm so why
are you thinking that you owe them any
pause or hesitation when things go awry.
You never know what those “white people” are up to, do not trust them.
“Sen. Kamala Harris of California said during Wednesday night’s (Oct 7,2020) vice presidential debate with Vice President Mike Pence that she does not trust the administration’s push to rush a coronavirus vaccine into production.“
She stated, “But if Donald Trump tells us that we should take it. I’m not taking it.”
There you have it. Trump was responsible for bringing the vaccine to the public at warp speed, and everyone can’t wait to get it. But remember what Kamala Harris said, and she could be the President of the United States when Biden, whom she called a racist, fizzles out.
So never trust whitey, especially an orange whitey!!
"I'm dreaming of a..."
"Oh! Sorry."
*
Remember.
Racist is a two way street.
well golly gosh Janine, that sure sounds racist to me!
please please please tell me the caller is whiter than Rachel Dolezal
LOL, them fuckin' white people
I see NO racism here...moving on!
Question is...why are call takers even taking/dispatching these types of calls?
So much for the "conversation on race" that we are supposedly having.
Had a friend who on the week before Christmas would go to Cabrini and hand deliver a real tree and decorations to some lucky resident. Can you imagine their surprise seeing him and his wife on the 9th floor of Cabrini O?? No gifts, just the tree. Yes, they are nuts and broke now cuz they worried about shit like this instead of getting a real job.
Could you imagine if a white person called about a black person putting up decorations in a “white neighborhood”? It would be the top story on CNN for weeks.
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You know it. Another "Karen" putting black citizens at risk {snicker}.
I remember getting a call or two of white people working on a black person's house.
It would be in 6. Typical
Could the caller or call taker have left off the part that there “were short white people and Rudolph “ as in elves and reindeers???
Those damn elves.
...As long as the Race Industry is profitable, it will always be seeded and grown for the few who control it. ( Sharpton, Jackson, Ferhakan, Cnn, Msnbc, blm, antifa, soros )....
Anonymous said...
So much for the "conversation on race" that we are supposedly having.
12/07/2020 05:02:00 AM
It has never been a " conversation" with people like Eric Holder. It has always been one way and talking down to whites and asians. People of the ilk of Holder will not admit that blacks are as prejudice as white people and asians and hispanics. I have had black people tell me that they are not prejudice and it is not possible for blacks to be so, but he just " prefers" black people around him. I have seen this " preference" in action many times. There will never be a nonest conversation.Any white cop working on the South side can probably tell you the same story.
Anonymous said...
In CA we don't respond to race motivated calls, ie black guy walking in the street, doesn't belong... Crime somewhere? Nope... Just a racist and stop calling. White people putting up Christmas lights? Come see my house it's lit.
12/07/2020 12:34:00 AM
And this is the way things should be, but Chicago is hyper attuned to anything race related. It is racial/identity politics at its best. And, that includes letting black criminals off of the hook because there are too many blacks in jail.Maybe Preckwinkle made the call ?
That’s what white liberals think of blacks. Poor and incapable. So in they do it for them.
Funding White people! How dare they spread chear?
What do they mean by “white people”....
I believe the message was garbled somewhere along the way from caller to dispatcher to police.
It should have read...
A social gathering of whites and blacks are putting up decorations in the neighborhood and those decorations are not being spaced apart properly.
let me guess. does Santa carry an AK or AR in the hood?
Maybe it’s a union dispute? The teamsters are pissed that the electricians are putting up the decorations, just because they are on light poles!
Does the term "karen" apply here???
See little Billy, racism is a two-way street, but it is never reported as such. Now, clean that .22 Santa brought you and make sure it is loaded and ready at all times, this is Chicago, Son. You may have a chance to use your new rifle on this very night.
Trump was responsible for bringing the vaccine to the public at warp speed
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yes he was
Anonymous said...
Could you imagine if a white person called about a black person putting up decorations in a “white neighborhood”? It would be the top story on CNN for weeks
12/07/2020 12:15:00 AM
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and reporters from all over the nation would have a microphone in the caller's face already
19P solves it all...
So what do we call black Karen? Blaren?
If you still thought they want reconciliation, they don't.
"White Privilege"
Now the rest of you go home and get your shine boxes!!
GHETTOFUCKINGFABULIOUS I'm sure Brown has a unit detailed to respond to this shit. When I'm out of town and people ask where I work, I'm embarrassed to say I'm a part of this tilted, piss on the police place, it never ends.
Wishful thing. They rolled a whole team on this call. The ignorant merit supervisor was a person of color who worried those white people were up to no good.
Silly, Silly white people
God forbid they also do something like pick up all the garbage laying in the vacant lots. That would be stealing from the communitah!
I've always maintained that blacks and whites have the same capacity for "racism" - what differs is the capacity to feel guilty about it.
21st Century OEMC will still send police to every call. We’re paying an extra $5 a month on the cellphone bill for this?
Later that afternoon...
“Caller states someone is stealing the Christmas decorations.”
I’d like to buy a vowel...
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Socially distant part time imbecile mayor Larri LightLoafer is a public health concern. Will they send the police for a well-being check?
"Chumps!"
- Joe Biden
Englewood Chamber of Commerce doing their part
We have a Kadesha, the black Karen on the loose apparently.
My Block,My Hood,My City had a christmas decorating event on MLK Drive and lots of "woke White Folks" showed up to help put up decorations on peoples houses. Cause thats what will solve racism giving out more free shi*
Hilarious. ABC did a story on the volunteers on the 10pm news Saturday night. Why bother helping, they don’t appreciate shit.
911 is for EMERGENCY
311 is for NON EMERGENCY
The general public needs to be educated.
Anonymous said...
God forbid they also do something like pick up all the garbage laying in the vacant lots. That would be stealing from the communitah!
12/07/2020 10:13:00 AM
Don't touch the aluminum cans. People have been killed over them.
Will get blamed for not bringing "school supplies" or winter coats along with the Christmas lights.
They’re just spreading white privilege.
Anonymous said...
we think that the FBI should get involved if this is the case as it seems thats all they are any good for anymore and hey one of the decorations may have been tied off with a ,,,,wait for it,,, a noose of some sort,,
12/07/2020 12:23:00 AM
Just like they immediately put 15 agents to investigate the fake NASCAR garage door rope. But zero agents investigating possible national election fraud. Priorities
They are not calling from a city number....that is a 311 transfer into 911
used to put up major holiday displays and plow snow in the ghetto for the city. the complaints, theft, vandalism and me too shit was legend. put up a city tree on one corner, local nitwits demanding one on their corner. during big snows fools would chase and try to corner you to stop you and get you to do their driveway, their sidewalk, their parking spot, de mamas house etc. always using that ghetto logic why i owed it to them. and after 12 hours plowing snow for the taxeaters go home to the 18th ward taxpayer area totally untouched with 2 feet of snow in my parking spot. im ready to renounce my white privledge today and sign up for some of that gimmee dat shit. how do i go about that i wonder ?
Anonymous Anonymous said...
So what do we call black Karen? Blaren?
12/07/2020 09:33:00 AM
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You call that person a Larry.
FULL
The sergeant that didn’t let this get to us is not merit. He coded it before it got dispatched. We’re losing this same guy to midnights. Wonder why there were 12 par forms submitted on third watch in 006 for the CST TEAMS??
Can you imagine if the tables were turned? Someone calling on “Black people decorating in Mount Greenwood”. It would be national news. Lightfoot would give a speech and the usual suspects would be on the local news stating how “racist” the neighborhood is.
Only time I was ever handcuffed in my life was when I was cleaning-up neighborhood park in a Black neighborhood. The caller told them I was breaking into a house - so 8 squads showed-up to arrest the white guy - right next to my own house in that same neighborhood. I stopped helping in the neighborhood after that. I stopped donating to charities as well - this was after I gave more than $1,200 to the teachers at our neighborhood school for supplies and shit. In fact, I bought booze with the last money I had set aside for charity that year. Money better spent I think.
So yeah, keep fucking with the do-gooders when they aren’t a race you approve of.
Question is...why are call takers even taking/dispatching these types of calls?
12/07/2020 04:10:00 AM
They are not allowed to use discretion. Take and dispatch EVERYTHING! No boo-booze on the OEC end if you just send it all on!
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