This is a Training Slide?
Someone needs to be fired:
Encouraging cannibalism is the height of unprofessional behavior.
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Sarcasm and Silliness from a Windy City Cop
Someone needs to be fired:
Encouraging cannibalism is the height of unprofessional behavior.
Labels: un-fucking-believable
116 Comments:
Ate you freakin kidding me hahaha I can think of several idiots possibly responsible for this nonsense
Wtf
The gut-brain connection is well known within the medical
profession and is decades old.
Some ASSHOLE put a tag on it: "Tactictal Eating"
You have a plagiarist worthy of Joe Biden.
The BLM Lie has a good deal to do with why many officers aren’t as healthy as they should be.
What is this? Subliminal messaging? A joke? WTF!
What an embarrassment the CPD is.
A potential life ending threat is not black, white, brown, yellow, or green.
Nobody engages to kill in defending their life, they engage to stop the threat.
Nobody gives one fuck about color creed race age gender etc when that threat emerges.
I'm scheduled to go this week, are people blowing this off per the FOP?
Good to see they're promoting a terrorist organization
WTF is right. Are you strapped to a chair with your eyes wired open while you are forced to "learn" this BS ala A Clockwork Orange?
They don’t have a problem doing it themselves already
Just walk out
I dont give a shit what color someone is.
If they point a gun in my direction I will put them down.
Whether they live or die is up to the trauma surgeons.
Every officer in class should have gotten up and walked out!!!
Ridiculous...
A subliminal message, not so sub.
Why are we surprised. The Dept is going out of its way to screw the working police. Just look at the JISC. Your arrest gets a counselor and lawyer before you do the paperwork. Do you get that when you are accused of something? Police are the only ones who are held under a microscope. Everyone else.....ahhhhhh whatever.
Id file a hostile work environment complaint if I were forced to see that by my employer.
And what did Chicago tax payers spend on this stupid shit?
Who gave the Okay for this crap? Whoever it was should be canned.
Un-Fucking believable waste of money the city doesn’t have.
R u freaking kidding me!!! Omg f I c that I'm walking out of that class
How is it ok to put a political message on a training slide/document?
black lives matter is a communist organization that is not even run by blacks. They use black people so their marxist organization cannot be criticized. The masses are waking up. A righteous pushback is coming. What if told you I was kicked out of 109 bars?
BLM chant:
What do we want?
Dead cops!
When do we want it.
NOW!
OT - CPD just spent 600k over three years to a company that NYPD just dumped to come up with a bullshit survey to make us know what we already know. The CEO was Obamas guy and goes from town to town saying he's got the key to making these departments better. Who is making these fucking decisions on our funding? That money could've gone towards training officers to fucking fight or a million other basic shit we need better training on rather than this shit.
https://blockclubchicago.org/2020/12/11/the-city-is-polling-people-on-their-feelings-on-police-but-can-it-lead-to-change/
https://nypost.com/2020/08/15/nypd-axes-4-1m-sentiment-meter-cop-favorability-poll/
Next slide:
Off a pig!
That's just racist.
Wtf!!! Is that a real slide being taught to PO’s?
Enjoy your indoctrination, comrades! It's just the beginning, bad orange man is gone and we'll make you pay for supporting him.
Don't kill black people?
Make sure you tell that to the approximately 600 BLACK homicide offenders that killed approximately 600 BLACK LIVES here in Chicago this year.
With a title like 'tactical eating' the presenter must have thought the audience would be a room full of 300 pound androgynous millennials desperately trying to feel like badasses. Easy mistake in a town with as many expensive libart/journo colleges as Chicago.
You have to be Fucken kidding me. Who is responsible for writing and reviewing these training slides? Officer wellness? Shit like this is the EXACT REASON that officers are UNWELL. Sign me up for this training please. I’d like to ask in person and voice my discontent for the assumption that we apparently are all racist and shoot black people for no reason. Reminds me of this other training that I attended where we were told that we all make assumptions about other people based on our biases? So what does this training slide say about the biases of its author?! Unreal. I can’t stand this anymore.
Did anyone tell the "black people" not to kill black people? A similar slide would be appropriate for dissemination in Austin. Perhaps a nice billboard?
so wrong.
I am not even going to comment on that outrageous statement at the bottom of the page. But I see Big Brother/Big Sister is advising you on “tactical eating”. What is new is old and what is old is new. We had some kind of a health training at the academy around 1980. They were telling you what to eat and when to eat. I believe they even made a training bulletin on it. I think the title was something like, Proper eating habits through shift rotation. The training was telling you what time of day you should eat breakfast, lunch and dinner which would differ from depending if you were on days, afternoons or midnights.
Everyone is different and has different eating habits, and as adults we know what to put into our bodies. These programs are sheer lunacy and a waste of taxpayers money. I am still holding back on commenting because if I do Big Brother or Sister will liquidate me.
And remember officers...talk and posts about Chicago Public school teachers brainwashing their students (and your children) with Communist dogma and anti-police propaganda are all “conspiracy theories”. {snicker} Now get back to work and your mandatory “Consent Decree” indoctrination.
It should read, Don’t kill black people, because black people want to kill those people.
Was this shown at the Police Academy. If so did the instructors forward this to their superiors for a formal complaint? This is so racially charged, inappropriate and insulting. Whomever created this needs to fired forthwith.
Time to call in IOD and say this is EPA material. Heads should start rolling, this is plainly subjective.
Get up, say "Gotta use the restroom", leave and never return. Fuck that bullshit.
w.c. fields said " i love little children, especially when theyre barbecued ! "
Thank the lord I am retiring in a couple months. Maybe that is part of the wellness for us. If we are attacked by a violent offender and lawfully defend ourselves and that person dies, we will be fired and possibly put in prison which would be bad for our wellness. This job was really good years ago. People respected you, had bosses with balls. I seen assholes tear up downtown in front of all summer, and 17 year old white girls mother fuck me asking me how many black people ive killed. When you can, retire, or find a new career. Leave this god for salen city and state.
Maybe that bottom line should be shown during every commercial break of the Maury Povich show!
This whole dept is such an embarrassment but expected from the type of leadership
Heh.
Armed assailant presenting a threat of lethal force will be met with lethal force whether black, white, brown, purple or green or whatever. Your ethnicity does not give you any privilege in regards to complying with the laws enacted by those you have voted for.
2020 Christmas Gift Guide – Ben Garrison Cartoon
https://www.conservativedailynews.com/2020/12/2020-christmas-gift-guide-ben-garrison-cartoon/
Unbelievable. It is just a job. Nothing more. The hell with it.
What dribble.....
So stupid taxpaters pay money for this shit?
I must have missed that slide or it wasn’t in there when I went. I was too busy watching a movie on my phone.
Thought this was from the onion newspaper apparently not how much more can we take all the bullshit? Training is nothing but a waste of time we have no training in a put this on there was just done sarcastically if so it shouldn’t be done if it was done purposefully somebody needs to be fired immediately! Did the Chicago public school teachers write this as they hate the police anyway many of them?
Hey asshole who made the slide. Tell that to your community. We just hit 4000 people shot and the police are not involved in any of those.
I would have walked the fuck out of the room and went home. Sounds like a lawsuit to me. Stupid racist asshats
That’s terrible, I’m glad I slept through that.
What makes me laugh is the college where this class is located is in the biggest rats nest in the city with shootings everyday.
I would have never known this if it wasn’t for SCC. I usually find these useless classes to be the best opportunities to sleep or pay bills online. Usually after hearing one minute of a bio of one of these kiss ass, thinks they are tough, no time on the job, and afraid to work the district instructors, I’m dreaming about another city and state
This is the change obama had accomplished.
That slide is so insulting.
Wait, are ya'll still allowed to shoot white people? Asians? Hispanics? What about white Hispanics? Where do the Pacific peoples land? If I identify as black does CPD still get in trouble for shooting me?
There needs to be a reallocation of police resources. Get the police out of neighborhoods that don’t want “over policing”.
What the absolute fuck?
Someone should tell the hood rats the message.
"Don't kill Black people"
Unless they try to kill you, Blue Lives Matter.
It just says not to kill black people. Does this mean that it's okay to kill anyone who is not black?
This is so insulting to Every Chicago Police Officer! CPD Officers help more in minority communities than ANYONE. SCC you are 100% correct someone needs to be fired for insulting Officers with this bullshit. Chief of Patrol McDermott—these are your hardworking officers under attack. Do Something to correct this!
Gut brain connection? Years ago that’s what we used to have leading us. Not anymore, that’s for sure!
can someone file a fucking grievance on this?
Uh, shouldn't they be giving that slide to every POS on the South and West sides to remind them not to kill each other?
I’m so sick of the police being portrayed as trigger happy lunatics. In all of the cases someone was RESISTING or not following direct police orders. FU!!!
What in the actual fuck??!!!??
I took that class and that wasn’t up there! I surely hope some coppers have the balls to call out whoever the instructor is in that utterly useless class!!!
Please tell me this is the sarcasm part.
that slide showed be printed and handed out at harvey college classes. Specifically their social science and africana studies curriculum.
Also the stats of black on black crime.
The police aren't the problem - the "entitled" society are.
Maybe that is seen as a way to make up for failings to meet deadlines on the consent decree.
What a bunch of effing idiots!
Based on the HeyJackass.com numbers, quite a few other people in The Community did not see this presentation...perhaps Kimmy could make them attend before being I-Bonded.
Remember...You can have an easier life just standing around on OT securing a crime scene than actually doing your job and becoming the lead story on the evening news.
Stay Safe!
PS...
FULL!
FUCTU!!
What in the hell ?
Is it a tie-in to an ad campaign?
"Here, have a Snickers. You go all racist murdery when your hungry."
I would of left after that slide
Nice o see that slide acknowledge that BLUE LIVES MATTER. LOL
ho ho ho time to be merry and not shoot each other,,,,are you listening west side and south side folks ho ho ho
Since it’s about dietary concerns, shouldn’t that tag line be Black Olives Matter??.
They already excel at doing it to themselves so who really gives a rats ass let them take care of their problems which they bring upon themselves while never taking ownership of it
The pathetic brainwashing tactics will not work. Our Police are too intelligent to fall for it.
Any guess on how many City, County & State employees anywhere in USA are a health mess?
89%.
Is the job to easy that they do not burn off proper cals.?
Or to hard they stress eat?
Or be it the Western diet?
Blacks & Hispanics employees would do better to eat an all Asian diet.
Whites employees would do better to eat meals with zero simple carbs.
Asians employees need to cut out cigarettes.
Right now the health care costs along with retired unhealthy folks collecting pensions longer, taxpayers will be 80% slaves in 6.7 years.
So eat healthy & live longer healthy.
Taxpayers save on healthcare cost. Taxpayers still have to front the pensions but why do they have to make Doctors richer?
Just asking for a Forensic Accountant Friend who along with life partner own organic beef farm in Michigan.
Wait. We can’t even display an american flag on our patrol cars or even take a political stance while working and yet, our management is going to try and spoon feed BLM in our training? Disgusting. Someone should take days for this.
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When I went to the bullshit "wellness" training, the presenter of the nutrition portion of the useless training was a black female member of the cook county sheriff's department, I believe. I don't recall seeing that during her presentation, but I wasn't really paying much attention. I did notice she didn't wear a mask at any point though, while we were all threatened with being thrown out if we didn't keep our masks on at all times. But she works for Olive Harvey, so the rules don't apply to her.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
What an embarrassment the CPD is.
Ditto ... clarification for others, True dat!
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Thank the lord I am retiring in a couple months. Maybe that is part of the wellness for us. If we are attacked by a violent offender and lawfully defend ourselves and that person dies, we will be fired and possibly put in prison which would be bad for our wellness. This job was really good years ago. People respected you, had bosses with balls. I seen assholes tear up downtown in front of all summer, and 17 year old white girls mother fuck me asking me how many black people ive killed. When you can, retire, or find a new career. Leave this god for salen city and state.
12/13/2020 03:58:00 AM
Retied 5 years ago best thing I ever did! Got a little part time gig twice a week just for something to do little extra cash! After this covid nonsense is over will be relocating, looking at Texas especially if they secede from the union full of corruption and scum! The little white girls the boys n the hood will be doing trains on them, but they have to leave fantasy land suburbs to get real taste of shitcago! Fuck the liberals any color any flavor, watch the show front row tickets to the greatest play on earth, just don't become a ready for prime time player!
When is that "Content of their character" stuff ever going to kick in? Genius couldn't figure out to add a bulletpoint, however. I cant wait to take that class. CR# city baby. Bring it.
Just the hypocrisy! Let’s pack a bunch of officers into a Officer Wellness training during a pandemic, have a merit hack supervisor come in and threaten to kick anyone not wearing a mask properly out of training as yet about 13 officers are sitting in front of her without masks on. Then have the merit hack supervisor do nothing about the people who don’t comply and no one is social distancing. Let’s add that the civilian instructors are not wearing a mask. Such damn bullshit!
014 District,2nd wt. 14 December 2020. Three beat cars down,while sending 4 PO's to Southshore HS, and sending 1443 to downtown. UNBELIEVABLE
“Squad, can you put us down for some tactical eating?”
I went to the “training” last week. I didn’t see it. The “training” was completely irrelevant and useless. I didn’t understand why this is a training we have to take, it just didn’t make sense.
Year to Date
Shot & Killed: 684
Shot & Wounded: 3333
Total Shot: 4012
Total Homicides: 754
Chicago Crime 2020
does not include murder , shootings on expressways
78% of victims are black
over 80% offenders are black
WTF? More and more reasons each and every day to go (or stay) fetal.
"A potential life ending threat is not black, white, brown, yellow, or green.
Nobody engages to kill in defending their life, they engage to stop the threat.
Nobody gives one fuck about color creed race age gender etc when that threat emerges."
Kudos to the author.
I think this would be more appropriate if this is a cps high school class considering "they" have shot over 4000.
I also seen a split second image of a Coca-Cola and bucket of popcorn just prior to intermission. Enjoy ur retro!
Anonymous said...
What dribble.....
So stupid taxpaters pay money for this shit?
12/13/2020 06:40:00 AM
Drivel. And, yes, taxpayers finance this. Sad - - - and embarrassing.
It’s true about the JISC. The city contracted out to Lawndale Christian Legal Counsel. They are a bunch of police haters. I wouldn’t be arresting any juveniles unless you really have too!
When I went to that God awful class.
The nutrition part was taught by some overweight dude wearing shorts and a hoody. I swear.
He’s telling me what a Carbohydrate is.... omg go fuck yourself.
Did all the slides have the Bull Shit line on the bottom? I would have walked out claiming some ailment.
The Consent Decree "training" is all a sick joke. Its Racial Socialist indoctrination. Marxist neo-liberal nonsense about the evils of eating meat, drinking caffeine and being a middle-class American. What could be useful law enforcement training has instead turned into a stressful and demeaning 32-hour psy-ops program in a COVID-infected classroom. We would be better off watching old episodes of "The First 48", hitting the treadmill in the weight-room and shooting 100 rounds at the academy range. I f***ing hate this job now...but my partner is worth fighting for and the paycheck comes way too easy once you walk out of that classroom. So in the end the joke is on this city and this department. Let them worry.
Hand raised, "excuse me, a cps slide has accidentally made it into our training"
The is designed to be useless.
The training is a worthless piece of paper to be waved by the Murder Queen and the Dummy from Dallas to say we did something and it meets more bullshit based on requirements of another worthless Consent Degree document.
Instruction is worthless and instructors for the most part covey meaningless information poorly packaged and presented as break through and leading edge police operations enhancements to be conducted in the Socialist Democrat city of Shitcago.
Challenged every one of them on points of concern. Blister their fat asses.
Go through the motions and leave.
Give them nothing. Zero.
The citizens voted for shit and their getting what they voted for - shit from Lightfoot.
Wtf! Straight up tucking morons! What’s next you going to teach tactical shitting!
can someone file a fucking grievance on this?
12/13/2020 08:38:00 AM
You mean "someone else"?
I also seen a split second image of a Coca-Cola and bucket of popcorn just prior to intermission. Enjoy ur retro!
Yes you are correct and that’ll be supplied by congress man Bobby Rush jus a lil sumthang sumthang fo u all!!
It looks like something OuttaTown Brown and Carter would agree to. They are still butt sore from being outed on Operation Santa.
Butt sore is getting more common among the brass.
From one who knows.
Now, kees me you fool!!!!
everyone hit the medical.
Just think of this training like One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest.
Son of a bitch Chief, ya fooled em, ya fooled em all.
I thought this was a joke. That pic is not altered in any way, the text isn't "added" later to make it look real.
Unbelieveable.
If you see this slide, take a picture of the slide and the scumbag giving the class. Have someone video the asshole instructor while you ask him/her/it multiple questions.
1. What does that statement mean to you, Instructor?
2. Do you believe, personally, that police are killing blacks for no reason? Do you have proof to back this statement?
3. Are you a racist? (They would ask you this if you put us a similarly biased slide)
4. What does this slide have to do with wellness? Do you consider this to be a waste of police resources, police time, and taxpayer money?
Demand a copy of the class to show the lawyer.
It is obvious that your chain of command has a serious bias against anyone that isn't black. This is systemic racism. If it was the other way around, this shit would be on CNN non-stop. Don't take it.
Anonymous said...
can someone file a fucking grievance on this?
12/13/2020 08:38:00 AM
You mean "someone else"?
12/14/2020 12:08:00 AM
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no the question was sloppily worded - what I meant was are there any grounds on which to file a beef aside from the fact that I am offended that some radical social justice warrior is writing the slides. It was actually a serious question, and believe me I have honestly considered throwing a tantrum and just refusing to go to the training - but in the long run I would lose that battle. If I was 60 years old and maxed out I would absolutely make a bit of a mess and refuse the training, but I am not.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
can someone file a fucking grievance on this?
12/13/2020 08:38:00 AM
You mean "someone else"?
Great answer. I usually just say “you can”
looking at Texas
The liberals from California are infecting Texas big time so might want to keep looking. Much like the liberals in New York are now ruining Florida
Did they have a graphic to show what swallowing this BLM bullshit does to a person's brain?
BLM is a political group. We are not allowed to have any political actions while on duty
Walk out of this class!
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