Saturday, July 22, 2023

Here Comes the Heat!

Seriously, it's summer time:

  • Chicago has had its fair share of tornadoes, severe storms and wildfire smoke this summer, but the region has managed to avoid many heat headlines so far.

    That might not last much longer, according to NBC 5 Storm Team [...].

    The intense “heat dome” across the south and southwest will begin migrating to the north and east next week.  This will bring the second stretch of days in the 90s this summer for the Chicago area, and maybe the hottest days of 2023 so far.

    While it doesn’t look like next week will break record highs, the added humidity could be dangerous.

Memories of 1995 and hundreds of dead bodies stacking up at the morgue rise to the surface. Perhaps the body-snatchers will put up extra shifts because no one is going to want to pay the wagon crews D-3 (or E-3) scale.

In any event, stay hydrated and cool if you can. We're all wearing an extra twenty pounds of kevlar and equipment, so take it easy.

Perhaps we'll post an over/under for the later portion of the week when the crime numbers climb.

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35 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

OMG!!!! Al Gore, Greta Thunberg, A.O.C. & the Dems were right on target with global warming. We didn’t listen so now we will be slowly roasted to death. But you can extend our time on earth by a few days by turning your thermostats up.

7/22/2023 02:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They probably don't even have body bags in wagons anymore. If you need one you'll have to go to the firehouse to get one.

7/22/2023 03:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I’m going with the over…..

7/22/2023 06:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

As I recall 1995, people weren't dying from the heat so much as dying from stupidity.

7/22/2023 08:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Get ready for the beaches turning to shit, ( like they are not already). These animals will stay out till all hours of the night because mamma ain't got no air conditioning. Plus the streets will be filled with fire hydrant parties..(which eventually turn into shell casings and crime scenes) good luck trying to turn them off. Beware Water Dept, you just might get shot at like the bambulances.

7/22/2023 08:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Joe Stein said...

I’m tellin ya, Montrose beach is gonna be up for grabs this summer! It’s gonna be a big suckfest!

7/22/2023 08:09:00 AM  
Blogger 6PapaBoner9 said...

Mother Nature + Ghetto Self Cleaning Oven = Dynamic Duo

7/22/2023 09:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Launch the bodies pile up in the animals killing doing whatever just stay safe.
We must protect everybody else especially if you voted for democratic. This is what you get you get what you vote for.

7/22/2023 10:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


A bit OT but it's kind of a shame JB and the libs passed that no bail thingy cause with the recent CDC HHS report of thousands of illegal immigrant children testing positive for tuberculous-es and turned loose on the streets with no treatment they could of had an excuse to open the cook co; jail doors again like was done for the cerveza sickness. Prolly do it anyway tho so..Nevertheless they still have an excuse to mask up all the kids (and everyone else too) again when school opens so there's that.

Joe Cocker should do a benefit at The Inn of Chicago and open with "You Can Leave Your Mask On"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfgwrdYUQ2A

7/22/2023 10:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

These weather persons are nuts! I remember back in the 70’s 80’s and 90’s it would hit 100+ often in the summer. Now it never happens. In fact I don’t remember the last 100 degree day. I was watching Tom Skilling back in January and he posted record highs and lows for the day. It was 67 degrees on a January day 1895. The earth constantly changes. Tom Skilling may be the only one that doesn’t talk “climate change” and just does a great detailed forecast. The weather channel is relentless with climate change BS.

7/22/2023 11:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What are they going to do when school starts in a few weeks?? Gee, the teachers will complain, it's sooo hot, it's unsafe, I cant think. Zoom learning till further notice, while they sip their drinks in the Caribbean.

7/22/2023 11:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Basement is always cooler than any other part of building.

Banishment to basement for mancave is a gift.

But don't tell the banisher that....

7/22/2023 11:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

(old school)

well I'mma running down the road
trying to do a reload
Got 20 pounds of kevlar
and a glock on my side

got four spare mags
two gas cans
the K-9s are good friends of mine

take it easy
take it easy

don't let the shot spotter calls
make you crazy

lock and load while you still can
the sun is going down again
won't be long before the calls come in

so take it easy.

Well now I'mma standing
on the corner two-six and california

what a sorry sight to see

its a tatooed drug lord
doing donuts in-a tinted out ford
trying to take some shots at me,

ten-one baby
don't say maybe
just a couple cage cars will save me..

we may lose or we may win
a nineteen-paul code is not a sin
but for now we need more tape again

so take it easy..

well I'mma running down the road
trying to do another reload
there's a world of trouble on the southside

I'm looking for some cover
from these crazy mother f&*kers
that refuse to leave a dead man lye

take it easy...

(work in progress)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIzsmgKnL9U

7/22/2023 11:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

1995 was my rookie year. I spent every day of that heatwave on a wagon or paper car. Back then we were the body snatchers...We would pick up 1, or 2 out of roll call, then wait for another then head down to the ME office. Thank G-d for the Red Cross. They served us bottled water and box lunches while we waited in line at the ME office to drop off the stiffs. Otherwise we would have had no lunch. When that was done we headed back to the district and picked up more bodies.

Good Times...

7/22/2023 11:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The ghetto is like a self cleaning oven.

7/22/2023 12:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I worked a wagon in 020 that year, bagged many a decomp from those high rise sro's. No suits, lucky to have gloves. The most miserable summer of tmy 30 yrs

7/22/2023 12:42:00 PM  
Blogger Hibbityjibbity Phantom said...

I remember 1995, and the morgue using refrigerator trucks to stack the overflow…provided by LaGrou. They’re the same outfit that provided the refrigerator trucks for the Taste. Soylent Green anyone?

7/22/2023 01:08:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Now, who was it that said " Crime up swing has nothing to do with the weather "? McCarthy ? Oh, by the way, whatever happened to him ? ? ? As if anyone cares.

7/22/2023 01:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I remember 95. Your t shirt and uniform were like a wet rag at check off. Also, the check the well being calls were bad news

7/22/2023 01:28:00 PM  
Blogger Prairiepolice said...

Take care of your ants and knuckles

Mumbles Daley

7/22/2023 03:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We are going to set more high temperature records in the Western Midwest because it is a drought year. Probably nottoo many in Illinois though. High temperature records are set in the drought years like when they were set during the "Dirty Thirties" as there was a multi year drought from Texas all the way North to Canada.

Why? There is less water to evaporate and cool the air during the day. A little water provides a whole lot of air cooling when it evaporates.

7/22/2023 04:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
They probably don't even have body bags in wagons anymore. If you need one you'll have to go to the firehouse to get one.

7/22/2023 03:04:00 AM

Why would they? Police haven't handled bodies for many years.

7/22/2023 05:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The 🐀 will be out causing chaos destroying this city while I'll be enjoying the summer far away in a small town...get out of that shithole as soon as you can

7/22/2023 05:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Eating a combo tapping the keg listening to Jason Aldean song small town with civilized people in the hot sunny weather..enjoy that shithole liberals

7/22/2023 06:15:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It doesn't look so bad as far as the heat is concerned, hot but no triple digits. But it will be humid they say. 88 Tuesday, 90 Wednesday and Thursday, then high 80s Friday. The idiots haven't been quite as bad as I had hoped for so far this year. Perhaps they can redeem themselves with a few hotter days.

7/22/2023 07:11:00 PM  
Anonymous NavySealRanger12 said...

I hope these new PPOs have all learned to do 0110 reports…and can face working in a hot squad car with little or no AC. Welcome to the reality of the CPD. The recruits from the last few classes are soft as apple-sauce.

7/22/2023 07:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The weather channel climate change nuts fired john Coleman
because he wouldn’t go along with the hype, he debunked it at every
turn. Fired from the platform he originated

7/22/2023 08:02:00 PM  
Blogger Ludlow Peaswatter said...

Growing up in the 50s, it was hot all the time in the summer. We were out in it and played baseball. When it got way too hot, we sat in the shade and played pinochle and drank cold sodas, and ate ice cream. It was a bonus if somebody turned on their sprinkler or somebody’s parents squirt, your ass with a hose in August we’d walk to the alleys and steal tomatoes from the garden is next to the garage and juicy.

7/22/2023 08:05:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I remember some of those poor people like it was yesterday.

7/22/2023 08:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Just a gurl said...

Ahhh, I remember hauling a deceased body or 2 back in the day lol

7/22/2023 09:36:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

During the Summer Heat Wave In Chicago in 1995
ask any Detective or Wagonman working in the
Violent Crimes Unit/Districts in Area 1-2-3 & 4
found the Homicide cases took a major drop in
numbers during this time frame. Just about every
Death Investigation was classified heat relalated.
death. No Autopsy/ Requested. They M.E kept the
“STINKERS” in the parking lot in LaGrue Refrigerated
Trucks. PS. LaGrue Trucks used for this task were
brought by city with the conditions that be destroyed.
Lagrue power wash them and continue to deliver frozen
meat & produce to food store.

7/22/2023 11:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
OMG!!!! Al Gore, Greta Thunberg, A.O.C. & the Dems were right on target with global warming. We didn’t listen so now we will be slowly roasted to death. But you can extend our time on earth by a few days by turning your thermostats up.

7/22/2023 02:33:00 AM

Don’t for the climate czar John Kerry who somehow needs to fly around the world constantly to spew his stupid un proven rhetoric at taxpayers expense. The whole Biden administration is a f ing joke!!

7/23/2023 06:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hot weather cold weather is just the democrats new dog whistle.

7/23/2023 06:59:00 AM  
Blogger Mr. SouthSide said...

The air conditioning at Beatrice's works just fine and the Old Style is cold.

7/23/2023 07:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

NavySealRanger12 said...
I hope these new PPOs have all learned to do 0110 reports…and can face working in a hot squad car with little or no AC. Welcome to the reality of the CPD. The recruits from the last few classes are soft as apple-sauce.

7/22/2023 07:34:00 PM

Dear god what are you talking about? So it’s going to be in the 90’s a few days. It’s completely normal. It’s always like that in the summer. This summer it’s been mild. 30 years ago it was in the 100’s frequently. Stop with the “sky is falling.” Everything will be just fine. The new kids will survive

7/23/2023 02:01:00 PM  

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