Tuesday, August 22, 2023

Inspectors Attack!

Unsubstantiated rumor, blowing up all over the comments and (we're told) assorted social media:

  • All those rumors about inspectors were spot on. Area and TAC teams got hit today.

    Inspectors got 25 SPAR’s today on 1 Homan team, 1 area team and 2 TAC teams and a detective during 2nd watch

    - 4 no seatbelts
    - 3 no in-car-camera
    - 9 no vest cover
    - 3 beards / no bump card
    - 1 dark windshield tints
    - 1 suspended license plate
    - 1 replica star
    - 1 multi-colored Jordans as uniform shoes
    - 1 mullet haircut
    - 1 no taser / mace / baton

    Buckle up, boys and girls and bend over.

We saw Larry at a press conference today, still wearing two-stars, so he isn't "in charge" per se. But we could see this and we offer the following advice:

  • wear your seatbelt - it's actually a State Law;
  • get a camera ticket number if it's non-functional. It's easy, just ask your sergeant;
  • no vest cover? you get a uniform allowance, go get one. If you order a vest thru the Memorial Foundation, you even get a voucher for a free cover;
  • if you don't have a dermatologist willing to sign a bump card, we can't help you;
  • personal car infractions are the easiest thing to remedy;
  • they still make replicas? We had to hunt down a jeweler two decades ago for ours and then we only carried it in our wallet;
  • plain clothes sneakers for plain clothes is cool. If you're in the blue suit, it isn't difficult to find black sneakers;
  • mullets? We harped on this years ago - if you get tagged for a haircut, make sure that EVERYONE gets tagged for a haircut. You know what we're talking about. Same for jewelry and dreads - the standards are STANDARDS...across the board. Document it;
  • taser/mace/baton? Good lord people, how much do they have to emphasize "de-escalation"? Everything is deescalation now. At least have the tool nearby, even if you never intend to use it.

Don't give the inspector the easy movers. Make them work for their numbers....actually, maybe don't fix any of the easy ones. That way we smarter and older guys can skate on the other stuff.

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223 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

All self inflicted. Rules don’t apply to me. Long overdue.

8/22/2023 12:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We thought the new superintendent wants to boost moral and unity? We as LEO’s are at an all time low and stuff like this isn’t going to motivate anyone to work.

8/22/2023 12:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's not that hard to make sure you don't get dinged by an inspector. If you look like shit... you act like shit...you get treated like shit. Some of you people look like you came from central. casting. And the fucking crying and whining... STFU! fucking children...

8/22/2023 12:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Retired Fillmore said...

Fuck the “Inspectors”.

Makes me think of a couple of my favorite inspector related stories. Big Bird was waiting in the lot at ‘Albany Inn’ to snipe coppers when “someone” gave the “Time check on the working zone” heads up (God bless Stan Nowinski and his Zone 10 ‘Wild Kingdom’). A certain, now crusty old timer, relocated to the King Gas Station at 43 N. Homan and called in a “freaky assed white dude jaggin’ off in an unmarked police car” from the pay phone. Big Bird keyed up and said “I’ll see you all at check off”. Hysterical.

Same legend boogied from Big Bird as he signed out of Night Narcotics (someone tell the kids what that was) when confronted for being out of uniform. Terry tried to order him to stop as he walked to the door after signing out and scrambling the sheets into a pile, but the Legend ran for the stairwell, making good his escape.

Oh Banana Man, wherefore art thou, these days? Hope you’re well, friend.

8/22/2023 12:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Good good good. We have looked like crap for years.

8/22/2023 12:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I recommend following SCC's sage advice, but I'll call bullshit on the OP

How many inspectors are there?
One

Unless they magically promoted a bunch in the last 3 days.

Meanwhile, there's a little cop all happy with himself going "look at the bullshit rumor I started!"

8/22/2023 12:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Birdman said...

Pretty spot on as usual SCC.
Most of this shit is self inflicted.
However I can say I haven't carried mace or a baton in 10 years.
I'll take my self inflicted spar when it comes.

8/22/2023 12:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Any moronic @$$hole can be a martinet. All it takes is a minimal IQ and the ability to read and comprehend the regulations.

All it takes to avoid getting caught is the same minimal IQ and the same ability to read and comprehend the regulations.

8/22/2023 02:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How the heck can you possibly get gigged? Kids if you hear, “Sgt Ward in the district” or “squad can I get a time check?” There is an inspector around. Or a fist fight in the parking lot. My first week on the job, inspector and a PO fist fighting in the parking lot. PO won. While the fight was going on, another PO was writing a parking ticket and and putting it on the inspectors car which was parked right in front of the old 016, Gayle St, on a hydrant. 20 of us got sent to 016 out of the academy cause the Vietnam vets were retiring 20 a month in 96 and 97. Of course we all left for busier districts but that first year was awesome. 32 years to get days, 34 years to get airport. My FTO was 62. Half the tour was drunk by check off. Captain we had was still by test score. I obviously didn’t know a lot but I knew to keep my mouth shut and eyes open.

8/22/2023 02:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh no not an inspector who cares u get written up go home safe all that matters fuck this job already

8/22/2023 02:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Uniform and Hair regulations don’t apply to “sorority sistas”, silly. Now tuck those shirts in go see your local barber and get your shine box, plebs.

8/22/2023 02:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Funny you made mention of this SCC. I was sitting in court yesterday morning and all I saw around me were officers with mullets, earrings, and basketball shoes. I mean let’s be real here, it’s been a long time since the days of “Big Bird” showing up and writing up a whole crew for the most pity infractions. I sense a lot of changes are coming, buckle up boys and girls!

8/22/2023 02:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The General George Patton school of discipline. Every soldier will be properly uniformed and look like a soldier.

8/22/2023 02:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Screw the mission and clean your position

that was the phrase that paid...till the brass paid a visit to the comm shack to find out why he wasn't getting his messages in a timely manner The C.O. was gone in a week

8/22/2023 02:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't care about Inspectors as I'm retiring away from this shit hole police department to another state.

8/22/2023 02:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Let's be honest, there's a lot of guys with beards and you KNOW they probably don't have a bump card. The other stuff is pretty self explanatory. Pontecore got me accepting a live saving award for having different designators, and he was right. Serpa CQB holsters never should be used and guys get all pissy when they get turned away at qualifications. No vest cover?! C'mon.

8/22/2023 02:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

CPT in 24 a major stroke talking to anybody about shaving profiles and he the biggest laziest dumbest most disgusting slob ever hahaha

8/22/2023 04:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There’s a goofball DCO in 025 that always wears his crown hat, the issue is that he also wears the 1955 old school star on his uniform that was replaced in 2003 with the current star. He is all over the 025 FB in photos with the commander and his immediate sergeant and never told to stop wearing the old school star. That’s a perfect example supvervisors seeing an deliberate uniform infraction and not making the officer come into uniform standard. Shit I temper back in the 90’s while on a gang team one day my sergeant pulled to the side one day and told me not to wear my little rascal Buckwheat shirt ever again at work because it could be seen as racist.
this one example is why the return of the inspectors is occurring.

8/22/2023 05:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oc, baton, and taser all useless.

8/22/2023 05:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You forgot tac guys wearing skinny jeans with a roll of quarters in their front pockets. Sparred for false advertising.

8/22/2023 05:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

018 in the late 90's weekend night the district was up for grabs. We had 3rd watch held over midnight roll call was just grab a radio and get out there. In walks an inspector and is promptly thrown out of the station by the WC. " GET THE F*#+ OUT OF MY DISTRICT WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR YOUR B.S. TODAY, WE HAVE POLICE WORK TO DO!" It was a truly priceless moment 😂🤣😂 Inspector just meekly slid out of the door. Miss the days of bosses with balls.

8/22/2023 06:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Total fabrication. They aren't here yet, but yes, they are coming soon.

8/22/2023 07:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I told you Snelling ain’t playing about the uniform. More to come.

Gym shoes gone.
Baseball hats gone.
Ties coming back
Molle vest cover gone
Better have a shaving waiver
No more extra jewelry
No more crazy hair fads.

Get it together or take a suspension. Your choice, Fillmore Ranger.

8/22/2023 07:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What’s FOP doing about this? This is BS. This is harassment.

8/22/2023 07:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They write you up for a mullet, take pics of every exotic female ‘do you see and sue.

8/22/2023 07:17:00 AM  
Blogger Mr. SouthSide said...

I always thought that the mullet was a good look.

8/22/2023 07:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Makes me happy. It’s about time. We have looked sloppy for way too long. Time to look like Marines!

8/22/2023 07:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wise words and good advice. All those alleged violations were easy to avoid.

8/22/2023 07:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How old are you? Does mommie still need to dress you before you go to work?? No sympathy for the ones who get written up. Really? You get PAID to do a job and their are policies to follow...follow them, its so easy and yet you idiots fuck up and then cry about it. Did you report to the academy in jeans? or sneakers? Ive been on this job for yrs and yrs and never once got gigged or written up for any clothing infractions. This is all just basic stuff you morons get written up for, Im LMFAO how stupid some of you are. No sympathy here, moving on.

8/22/2023 07:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tac guys that are forced to wear blues for a holiday weekend but still wear their cubs or Sox hat are the absolute biggest dorks on the department. Write them all up.

8/22/2023 07:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

As usual, you are correct again you have to make yourself a tough target like when you drive through the station parking lot and you see idiots that’s what the coppers are. Idiots that have their license plates scraped off a lot of the letters the tinted glass mostly driving pick up trucks.. Yeah I know some some of it is legal. The front one is not and have it so dark and you look just like the punks that you’re trying to go after you have to know the rules before you break the rules it makes it more fun.

So many coppers look like a bunch of rag tag bums mismatched clothes they all went to look like they are under cover some of them wearing clothes that are filthy! At one time there was a sign in all police stations. Does your appearance command respect?

8/22/2023 07:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
We thought the new superintendent wants to boost moral and unity? We as LEO’s are at an all time low and stuff like this isn’t going to motivate anyone to work.

8/22/2023 12:17:00 AM
People (not folks) like you would not be happy with anything. They could double your pay and you would still whine. Follow the rules. You are no better than anyone else and then STFU.

8/22/2023 08:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

In a back log from the beginning of tour to the end. Many of the beat cars are down. We are Severely undermanned. Glad this dept has its priorities straight. What we need is more inspectors/cpts. Hope these police officers handle some of the backlogged jobs/people calling for help while you are trying to write me up for my uniform.

8/22/2023 08:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Haven't the city fucked with the police enough and now this bullshit

8/22/2023 08:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is good news, long overdue

8/22/2023 08:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well, just look at the FTO’s… a lot of them
don’t conform to the uniform standards…

8/22/2023 08:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What’s FOP doing about this? This is BS. This is harassment



------



Typical dumb whiner.
If you can't follow the simple Uniform and Grooming standards set forth, leave!
This job is not about your individual comfort and wants.

8/22/2023 08:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I bet you my pension inspectors will not go to the deuce. It will start a race riot. They take pride in that wearing the full uniform there. Every violation you can think of takes place at the desk. HA

8/22/2023 08:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I do think the standards have dropped with the CPD and was shocked & disgusted by some of the women with long braids or stringy hair that was not put up. Some of the officers look like slobs and not professional at all.

8/22/2023 08:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Rather take a seatbelt spar than be unable to quickly and efficiently exit the car if need be and it getting snagged on equipment etc.

8/22/2023 08:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Oc, baton, and taser all useless.

8/22/2023 05:24:00 AM

So are half the cops out today...

8/22/2023 08:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

018 in the late 90's weekend night the district was up for grabs. We had 3rd watch held over midnight roll call was just grab a radio and get out there. In walks an inspector and is promptly thrown out of the station by the WC. " GET THE F*#+ OUT OF MY DISTRICT WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR YOUR B.S. TODAY, WE HAVE POLICE WORK TO DO!" It was a truly priceless moment 😂🤣😂 Inspector just meekly slid out of the door. Miss the days of bosses with balls.

I miss it also, when guys from 18 were the police. Only a few guys even stay available for jobs, most are hiding. Give me a break.

8/22/2023 09:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

The sistas are the worst group for noncompliance but the boss sistas do it so the inspectors should start by writing up all their violations. But doubt that will happen.

8/22/2023 09:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Please stop with the Fillmore Ranger, self important clown. That term was started as a joke, rangers on on animal reserve meant to keep wild animals under control.

8/22/2023 09:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Although I don’t agree with all inspectors write-ups…a lot of us look like crap….horrible appearances. I would see some officers wearing crocks….very unprofessional. I welcome those SPARS

8/22/2023 09:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There’s a goofball DCO in 025 that always wears his crown hat, the issue is that he also wears the 1955 old school star on his uniform that was replaced in 2003 with the current star. He is all over the 025 FB in photos with the commander and his immediate sergeant and never told to stop wearing the old school star. That’s a perfect example supvervisors seeing an deliberate uniform infraction and not making the officer come into uniform standard. Shit I temper back in the 90’s while on a gang team one day my sergeant pulled to the side one day and told me not to wear my little rascal Buckwheat shirt ever again at work because it could be seen as racist.
this one example is why the return of the inspectors is occurring.

Yeah, the kid went to DCO out of probation, he's obviously scared of his own useless and cowardly shadow along with his buddy Fra.., they fake the senority funk. He wears nostalgic CPD attire predating his birth, what a disrespectful bozo. Hell, he even drives a brand new squad as he drives away from assists or transports. I'm sure he prefers the watches old police ford model t instead. So, yes...someone like that is where they need to focus on, not the short staffed working beat actual/"REAL" Police. Don't get me started on how he slowly walked to his partner's rescue/aid immediately after an onview debilitating AA. Suburbs would love this fake dude. "Hold me down on a CTA bus check"...joke.

8/22/2023 09:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sorry people. No sympathy here. Your personal vehicle must comply with law. Have the proper equipment and uniform. Get a bump card. However, about two years ago while working VRI I had an unknown M/2 Sgt. ask me if I had a bump card. I did. But an M/1 police officer was standing right next to me with a beard nearly 2 inches think and this Sgt. never asked him. SCC is correct. The rules must apply to everyone. PERIOD! Hair styles are easily the biggest infraction. Lots of male cops wearing earrings and jewelry. Looks horrendous!

8/22/2023 09:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

With all the outside oversite and monday morning QBS, all the more reason to look Professional and yes does your appearance command respct was over every mirror in the district. Really look in the mirror and be honest.

8/22/2023 09:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Your last sentence was spot on, but some people haven’t figured it out yet.

8/22/2023 09:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Easy fix, wear your gear properly, oh yeah and shave once in a while.

8/22/2023 10:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I knew to keep my mouth shut

8/22/2023 02:03:00 AM

Excellent advice. You should continue heeding it.

8/22/2023 10:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just some thoughts...

This won't help morale...at least in the short term.
CPD looks pretty sorry in its uniforms today...There's a reason it's called a uniform.
The bearded and tattooed look only makes you look like a pirate...
A lot of men and women have given their lives wearing this uniform, so lets respect it.
Some of us look carelessly dressed up in our uniforms...you're only going to make the inspectors job easier.
These police officers didn't look like a slob in the academy, so why do it now?

8/22/2023 10:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


So many coppers look like a bunch of rag tag bums mismatched clothes they all went to look like they are under cover some of them wearing clothes that are filthy! At one time there was a sign in all police stations. Does your appearance command respect?

8/22/2023 07:43:00 AM


I remember those signs. Is also remember we stood for inspection more often than not. Todays police remind me of the movie “Idiocracy” everything dumbed down and ghettoized.

8/22/2023 10:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lots of company men in these comments. This job has never been worse than it is now and some of you moronic blue shirts cheer this shit on. Most of us hate this job and view it like a prison sentence and the dept come in with this shit when it can barely keep people headed for the exits.

8/22/2023 10:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

In regards to uniforms, give me options but have standards. The 5.11 pants are much better quality than the flying crap cargos. Do anything policie and you are ripping them to shreds or blowing the crotch out. For the next few days it would be nice to have a legit hot weather shirt or something a bit darker to so the sweats don’t show. Same for the winter there are warmer and thinner materials that don’t add bulk and give you more freedom of movement.

8/22/2023 11:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Not a cop, never been a cop. 26 years military. Your appearance is important to the public, if you look like a slob, you will be treated like a slob. That includes 3ft weaves with beads.
Crawl, walk, run. It sounds like this is the first step to get things back on track. Take care of small problems and often the big ones go away.

Be safe, remember always, the informed citizenry appreciates all you do.

8/22/2023 11:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't understand why some on here say stupid things like, "long over due! We look like crap!". Granted, you are correct, especially with the guys born north of 1994. 15 years ago, I'd applaud this.

But the bigger point is that less than a month bail is gone, and less than 5 months those people sleeping on the lobby floor can be your partner on the beat. Who gives a fuck about bump cards and hats. Enforcing these standards now is like a passenger on the Titanic scolding the staff for being rude as it sinks. Wake up.

8/22/2023 11:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We thought the new superintendent wants to boost moral and unity? We as LEO’s are at an all time low and stuff like this isn’t going to motivate anyone to work.

Seriously? Don’t look like a slob. It’s pretty easy. Wear the proper uniform correctly.

8/22/2023 11:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
What’s FOP doing about this? This is BS. This is harassment.

8/22/2023 07:08:00 AM
How can this be harassment? They are enforcing the rules that you are supposed to be following. There is NOTHING that the FOP can do about this. When they first started swiping there was a goof at our roll call that wanted to sue over that. Really. What kind of cheese do you want with your whine?

8/22/2023 11:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Tac guys that are forced to wear blues for a holiday weekend but still wear their cubs or Sox hat are the absolute biggest dorks on the department. Write them all up.

8/22/2023 07:38:00 AM

Agreed. Worst offenders. No pride. Blame the SGTS and LTS. They want to be everyone’s friends.

8/22/2023 11:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To: What’s FOP doing about this? This is BS. This is harassment

FOP can't and shouldn't do shit. It is not harassment, Grow the Fuck up. It is accountability that has been greatly lacking

8/22/2023 11:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Rumor is they will start hammering SDI. No more being late or early check offs!

8/22/2023 11:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This Big Bird sounds like a pussy. A lot of these “tough” old timers were quaking in their boots for this guy lol

8/22/2023 11:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Kindergarten with guns!!

8/22/2023 11:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Call your Chinaman!!

8/22/2023 11:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They will begin hammering Sergeants for early check offs. Starting with SDI and moving to units and then districts.

8/22/2023 12:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why are we supporting our department, the greatest police department, our CPD being hammered for requiring the police to look like the police, do their jobs, follow the law and not look like a piece of shit. You cry babies are ridiculous! Yes please leave, retire and move away. We don’t want you miserable POS around us anyway.
GTFOOH
PO 018

8/22/2023 12:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tac guys that are forced to wear blues for a holiday weekend but still wear their cubs or Sox hat are the absolute biggest dorks on the department. Write them all up.

8/22/2023 07:38:00 AM

This has to be someone who can never make it to tact or is the suspended/revoked license police. Or better yet, someone with less then 10 years who is already a salty veteran who never did police work.

8/22/2023 12:24:00 PM  
Blogger 30 pending and what said...

What’s FOP doing about this? This is BS. This is harassment


Relax Francis

8/22/2023 01:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
We thought the new superintendent wants to boost moral and unity? We as LEO’s are at an all time low and stuff like this isn’t going to motivate anyone to work.

8/22/2023 12:17:00 AM
People (not folks) like you would not be happy with anything. They could double your pay and you would still whine. Follow the rules. You are no better than anyone else and then STFU.


This comment response has to be from someone who has never been the police, who is a white shirt drinking the Kool-aid.

8/22/2023 01:06:00 PM  
Blogger 30 pending and what said...

LEO’s are at an all time low and stuff like this isn’t going to motivate anyone to work

You must be the only idiot that's working

8/22/2023 01:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"In a back log from the beginning of tour to the end. Many of the beat cars are down. We are Severely undermanned. Glad this dept has its priorities straight. What we need is more inspectors/cpts. Hope these police officers handle some of the backlogged jobs/people calling for help while you are trying to write me up for my uniform."

It's busy so you get to look like shit? WTF kind of logic is that? What does that have to do with getting a haircut and shaving? Or wearing proper shoes? Or putting on a clean well fitting uniform? Or carrying the proper equipment? Or getting a city sticker or registration on time?

How about YOU get YOUR priorities straight. This way the inspectors wont waste your precious time so you can handle some of that backlog. Have some fucking pride about yourself, look in the mirror and take ownership of your bullshit, fix it and be an example for others.

Just because this place is a joke doesn't mean you have to be one too.


8/22/2023 01:08:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

All those whining about getting dinged by an inspector had it coming. How about taking a little pride in your appearance. I agree with the first comment, all self inflicted (cheddar Bobs). SCC also gave those a free ticket to avoid making it easy for the inspectors.

8/22/2023 01:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is just BS. Leave us alone. It’s police uniform not the army rangers. I’m not carrying all that equipment. This ain’t LAPD. This is CHIRAQ. Find something else to bitch about.

8/22/2023 01:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We are our own worst enemies. Reading these comments with disgust

8/22/2023 02:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sorry people. No sympathy here. Your personal vehicle must comply with law. Have the proper equipment and uniform. Get a bump card. However, about two years ago while working VRI I had an unknown M/2 Sgt. ask me if I had a bump card. I did. But an M/1 police officer was standing right next to me with a beard nearly 2 inches think and this Sgt. never asked him. SCC is correct. The rules must apply to everyone. PERIOD! Hair styles are easily the biggest infraction. Lots of male cops wearing earrings and jewelry. Looks horrendous!

8/22/2023 09:46:00 AM

You must’ve never worked in a real district. You want a military look, join the Marines.

8/22/2023 02:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

018 has so many people with beards!! Like 3 inch long beards!! I hope they all get spared

8/22/2023 03:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Please stop with the Fillmore Ranger, self important clown. That term was started as a joke, rangers on on animal reserve meant to keep wild animals under control.



Yeah, so what’s your point?


8/22/2023 03:08:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Like any job look like you have done this stuff for awhile

8/22/2023 03:08:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If you look like a pirate, I'm not sorry for you.

8/22/2023 03:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Me and my partner get a lot of guns in our unit and I dare them to try writing us up. I may only have five years on but they should mess with the older guys. Leave us workers alone.

8/22/2023 03:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Be the change with dreads. These inspectors have a job to do same as you and I. Shit is pimpy sure but don’t give this inspectors a layup. That being said are these inspectors going after each race equally? I’ve seen a lot of white boys with mullets and long hair and a lot of brothers with dreads to the middle of their back. Don’t hide behind “it’s my culture” this is a para military organization and job. Adapt and conform to the standards or get dinged

8/22/2023 03:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Retired 2011 said...

Yes sir. B-Man aggravated the inspectors every chance he got. Same with asshole supervisors. Always battled them intelligently and they always backed down. I’m long retired and out of State and outta the loop. Is GP still otj? If he is ask him about Karate Dan and then ask him what he did to Cpt T Harte to get even. That’s the first and last time I saw a patrolman win a battle against a captain of police. Stay safe CPD, your in my prayers.

8/22/2023 04:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Call the FOP? What are they going to do? Say don’t enforce the uniform regulations. Plus one was no city sticker

8/22/2023 04:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
We thought the new superintendent wants to boost moral and unity? We as LEO’s are at an all time low and stuff like this isn’t going to motivate anyone to work.

Not sure he meant to not enforce the uniform standards. Look at the marines. They have strict standards and it sure hasn’t lowered their morale. Working police will always work and those that don’t want to won’t

8/22/2023 04:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We thought the new superintendent wants to boost moral and unity? We as LEO’s are at an all time low and stuff like this isn’t going to motivate anyone to work.

8/22/2023 12:17:00 AM


They don't care if you work. In fact, workers cause problems, bad news and law suits.
But, by the time of the Dem Con you'll look the royal guard, or else!

80% of patrol dress worst than the homeless on Lower Wacker.

8/22/2023 04:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anyone care to comment on the sgt scandal? Early Sgt’s leaving 3 hours early and late Sgt’s coming in 3 hours late? Fraud? Theft? Conduct becoming ?

8/22/2023 04:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

From the outside looking in, you're in a position of authority, why would I as a citizen take you seriously if you look like a jamoke? If you want to look like a security guard at Walmart feel free, but don't expect respect...

8/22/2023 04:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I told you Snelling ain’t playing about the uniform. More to come.

Gym shoes gone.
Baseball hats gone.
Ties coming back
Molle vest cover gone
Better have a shaving waiver
No more extra jewelry
No more crazy hair fads.




I'll believe it when the female black desk officers in 003 get gigged.


8/22/2023 05:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

“The uniform, gentlemen, is not a subject for individual, whimsical expression.”

-Col Owen Thursday
Fort Apache

8/22/2023 05:08:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"You must’ve never worked in a real district. You want a military look, join the Marines."

8/22/2023 02:02:00 PM




You want to look and talk like a clown, join the circus.

8/22/2023 05:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well it’s about time!! Get rid of the outside molle vest cover. All these problems started with that molle vest cover.

You can’t put on a plate carrier in case of Active Shooter. I bought my own.

You can’t reach the taser as you were trained in the academy.

More points of contact during a combatives situation.

The outer vest can be ripped off in riot situations. It happened to a CPD officer during the Floyd riots

Stupid blood ID patches. Hey dum dum you think the hospital is going to believe what you put on your vest. SEAL wanna be.

You dumb asses wear those stupid punisher patches. That’s gonna look great in court.

You run slower with the vest and it can get caught when climbing fences.

Back problems? The vest with all that shit on pulls your back forward. The belt is suppose to bear the weight on your hips. Do sit ups and don’t be a fat ass. Build your core.

Recruits come out of the academy with zero clue how to set up their vests. The FTOs are clueless and white shirts are your biggest offenders. It’s obvious that zero thought or guidance was given with your wanna be SWAT/SEALs who approved the molle vest for patrol. Maybe you should have asked someone who was military or swat.

I came on the job with a 29 inch waist and I retired 10 years ago after 34 years with a 30 inch waist. I shined my boots and pressed my uniform. Why? I took pride as a Chicago Police Officer like I did as a US Marine. You want tactical efficiency or tactical comfort? Shape the fuck up.

Semper Fi



8/22/2023 05:18:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

80% of patrol dress worst than the homeless on Lower Wacker.

Good point!

Imagine what their houses look like. SLOBS on this job.

8/22/2023 05:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
What’s FOP doing about this? This is BS. This is harassment



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Typical dumb whiner.
If you can't follow the simple Uniform and Grooming standards set forth, leave!
This job is not about your individual comfort and wants.

8/22/2023 08:40:00 AM

Not so fast lazy FOP mutt. FOP can easily file a law suit or an injunction like they did for the tattoos if Larry takes away the molle vest. Not so smart are you?

8/22/2023 05:32:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

“Anyone care to comment on the sgt scandal? Early Sgt’s leaving 3 hours early and late Sgt’s coming in 3 hours late? Fraud? Theft? Conduct becoming ?“

Report it to the OIG. Give names and dates.

8/22/2023 05:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

“Tac guys that are forced to wear blues for a holiday weekend but still wear their cubs or Sox hat are the absolute biggest dorks on the department. Write them all up.

8/22/2023 07:38:00 AM

This has to be someone who can never make it to tact or is the suspended/revoked license police. Or better yet, someone with less then 10 years who is already a salty veteran who never did police work.

8/22/2023 12:24:00 PM”

So do you wear a Cubs hat or a Sox hat? I’m guessing it’s backwards

8/22/2023 05:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

“This has to be someone who can never make it to tact or is the suspended/revoked license police.”

Tac has turned into the suspended/revoked police. They’re the new district traffic unit.

8/22/2023 05:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Me and my partner get a lot of guns in our unit and I dare them to try writing us up. I may only have five years on but they should mess with the older guys. Leave us workers alone.

Lmao…you think they give a shit about your activity? And even if they did, that doesn’t mean that the rules don’t apply to you. You sound like a self entitled clown. Let me guess…you have a beard, backwards baseball cap, empty water bottle nearby for your dip, you drive a jeep wrangler, and call everyone bro?

8/22/2023 05:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
What’s FOP doing about this? This is BS. This is harassment



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Typical dumb whiner.
If you can't follow the simple Uniform and Grooming standards set forth, leave!
This job is not about your individual comfort and wants.

8/22/2023 08:40:00 AM

Not so fast lazy FOP mutt. FOP can easily file a law suit or an injunction like they did for the tattoos if Larry takes away the molle vest. Not so smart are you?

I have to do your job for you. The leather jacket was an optional item and a GO was issued that it cannot be worn after a certain date unless you are grandfathered in. It’s the same with the molle vest. New recruits coming can be told not to purchase a molle vest but for us who bought it, we are grandfathered in so we can still wear it.

I’ll tell you what Smelling, come to 011 and spar me or give me a direct order to take it off. Within 24 hours I’ll file a lawsuit against you, the uniform committee and the city.

I’ll also file an OSHA Ergonomic complaint.
Posture: Poor posture can result from actions of wearing a ballistic vest under my shirt and a heavy duty leather belt with no weight bearing distribution like an outer vest provides. To decrease the likelihood of chronic back problems the Dept can provide ergonomic solution to help police officers maintain a healthy posture and prevent prolonged chronic back problems at work especially sitting in a squad car.

You have been warned. Im not playing.

Fillmore Ranger

8/22/2023 05:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

When working SDI stay your full tour. You’ve been warned.

8/22/2023 05:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I suggest you take this shit seriously or you can get fired. What happened to PO Rialmo? Fired for what? Not the justified shooting, his taser was not on his person but in the squad car. If you’re not willing to follow rules on Uniforms and Equipment then you don’t belong here. Your choice.

8/22/2023 05:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We need slot machines in the district lobbies already that will fix most problems

8/22/2023 06:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Not a cop, never been a cop. 26 years military. Your appearance is important to the public, if you look like a slob, you will be treated like a slob. That includes 3ft weaves with beads.
Crawl, walk, run. It sounds like this is the first step to get things back on track. Take care of small problems and often the big ones go away.

Be safe, remember always, the informed citizenry appreciates all you do.

8/22/2023 11:22:00 AM
You're not a cop! The end!! This isn't the military your police knowledge is limited if non existant! So worry about the military & we'll worry about us!

8/22/2023 06:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How about looking respectful and clean and you won’t get dinged by an inspector. How about Sergeants and WOL’s doing their jobs saying something at roll call. Also recruits coming out of the academy looking like crap with the females having different color nail polish and the fake eye lashes .

So stop whining about looking sharp your appearance commands respect .

8/22/2023 06:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What happened to our CPD? Never knew we had such pussies on this job. Crying about beards, shoes, uniforms and vests.

Where did they find such soft as baby shit losers. QUIT! Plenty of veterans would take your positions.

L-O-S-E-R-S

8/22/2023 06:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Get some time on the job kid and stay in your lane. Just because you don’t see the Sgt doesn’t mean they’re not handling other matters. Do you need someone telling every time you leave an hour early (everyday).

8/22/2023 06:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tac guys that are forced to wear blues for a holiday weekend but still wear their cubs or Sox hat are the absolute biggest dorks on the department. Write them all up.

8/22/2023 07:38:00 AM

This has to be someone who can never make it to tact or is the suspended/revoked license police. Or better yet, someone with less then 10 years who is already a salty veteran who never did police work.

—————————————————

Sick backwards hat dude. Give me a paper car! Yeah you’re the real police lmao. Absolute clown.

8/22/2023 06:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Anyone care to comment on the sgt scandal? Early Sgt’s leaving 3 hours early and late Sgt’s coming in 3 hours late? Fraud? Theft? Conduct becoming ?

8/22/2023 04:43:00 PM


You’re a RAT. A little bitch RAT. You’ll RAT on your own partner.

Signed

A Blue shirt that’s not a RAT.

8/22/2023 06:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Anyone care to comment on the sgt scandal? Early Sgt’s leaving 3 hours early and late Sgt’s coming in 3 hours late? Fraud? Theft? Conduct becoming ?

8/22/2023 04:43:00 PM
There is a lot coming up on that plus all the coppers that don’t even work a full tour go home early come in late Sgt takes care of them that’s over with boys and girls. It’s gonna be the proper amount of hours for the proper amount of pay you’re paid a lot of money. We all know we are paid very well you cannot find a job anywhere Paying this kind of money why don’t you ask All the coppers that left for greener pastures and are begging to come back because they are finding a lot more reality a lot more accountability hopefully accountability comes back inspectors thank you

8/22/2023 06:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anyone care to comment on the sgt scandal? Early Sgt’s leaving 3 hours early and late Sgt’s coming in 3 hours late? Fraud? Theft? Conduct becoming ?

~~~ Signed, The Inspector General's office

8/22/2023 06:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Tac guys that are forced to wear blues for a holiday weekend but still wear their cubs or Sox hat are the absolute biggest dorks on the department. Write them all up.

8/22/2023 07:38:00 AM

This has to be someone who can never make it to tact or is the suspended/revoked license police. Or better yet, someone with less then 10 years who is already a salty veteran who never did police work.


Holy shit you are a loser. Wear the proper uniform you dork. You 20 blue cards does not count as being the “real police”

8/22/2023 06:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Big Bird was a stroke, Sgt in 007, then Inspector. Real stickler. Sad thing his he died driving to his retirement/Xmass party in Alsip. Massive heart attack, took out the guardrail n/b I 57 before 135th St.

Built a nice house in Manhatten never got to use it and collected four pension checks.

8/22/2023 06:29:00 PM  
Anonymous R E T I R E D said...

Rather take a seatbelt spar than be unable to quickly and efficiently exit the car . . .

_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

You can exit the car REALLY quick if you get launched out off it after some drunk P.O.S. hits you at 90 miles an hour on Western Avenue.

Now grow the fuck up and put your seat belt on hard charger.

8/22/2023 06:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The department has looked like shit for 2 decades. This didn't happen overnight.

8/22/2023 06:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Anyone care to comment on the sgt scandal? Early Sgt’s leaving 3 hours early and late Sgt’s coming in 3 hours late? Fraud? Theft? Conduct becoming ?

8/22/2023 04:43:00 PM

You seem to be the only one with knowledge of this since no one else has brought it up. Tell us more, troll.

8/22/2023 06:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Rumor is they will start hammering SDI. No more being late or early check offs!

8/22/2023 11:52:00 AM

Anonymous said...
They will begin hammering Sergeants for early check offs. Starting with SDI and moving to units and then districts.

8/22/2023 12:04:00 PM

Signed,

The salty 5 year on the job troll who lives in mommy's basement and can't get SDI. Mommy says your meatloaf is ready.

8/22/2023 06:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

eople (not folks) like you would not be happy with anything. They could double your pay and you would still whine. Follow the rules. You are no better than anyone else and then STFU.


This comment response has to be from someone who has never been the police, who is a white shirt drinking the Kool-aid.

8/22/2023 01:06:00 PM

No, it's from someone who has pride in the job. I wear a clean uniform, replace what get fucked up, puts up to date plates and city sticker on my car and gets a haircut. I will put big money on the fact that you are a pain to work with and an ass for supervisors to have on their log.

8/22/2023 07:05:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

8/22/2023 04:43:00 PM

Like you never leave early. Shut the fuck up

8/22/2023 07:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What’s wrong with conforming to Regulations? You agreed to it when you accepted the job. Now Man Up and do it.

8/22/2023 07:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't care if you're wearing a clown outfit. I'm just glad people show up so we don't have 8 down cars

8/22/2023 07:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Anyone care to comment on the sgt scandal? Early Sgt’s leaving 3 hours early and late Sgt’s coming in 3 hours late? Fraud? Theft? Conduct becoming ?

8/22/2023 04:43:00 PM

The only "scandal" here is that hardly anyone swipes in or out. And even less swipe in AND out. So, what's your beef troll?

8/22/2023 07:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That's been going on for decades.

8/22/2023 07:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The guys so hard pressed on uniform , such as being clean shaven in 2023 are po’s who have nothing else going for them other than this job, they all work 3rd watch too, as to avoid their family’s and any other responsibilities. I’m not saying we need to
Look like slobs, but there are things today that can be relaxed. Let’s first work on pay, being able to do our job without getting suspended because copa didn’t like how we handled a domestic before we worry about whether or not an officers shoe is shined. We’re at the stage where the department is just glad we show up, no body is signing up for this shit anymore.

8/22/2023 07:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What the hell is a mover for an inspector ? A moving violation is a traffic citation for court. It’s a nominal meaningless write up that don’t affect shit who cares write everyone up ! Moving violation LMFAO I worked Roosevelt road for 8 years u think a “mover” for white socks will shake me up lol ok guy

8/22/2023 07:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And I was ridiculed at the Academy for suggesting that we needed to put the full length mirrors back, that said, “ does your appearance command respect?”

8/22/2023 07:59:00 PM  
Blogger EJay said...

Retired 2011 said...
Yes sir. B-Man aggravated the inspectors every chance he got. Same with asshole supervisors. Always battled them intelligently and they always backed down. I’m long retired and out of State and outta the loop. Is GP still otj? If he is ask him about Karate Dan and then ask him what he did to Cpt T Harte to get even. That’s the first and last time I saw a patrolman win a battle against a captain of police. Stay safe CPD, your in my prayers.

8/22/2023 04:17:00 PM

Yup, GP is still giving them hell and still winning. That Karate Dan story is absolutely legend and one of my favorites.

8/22/2023 08:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Me and my partner get a lot of guns in our unit and I dare them to try writing us up. I may only have five years on but they should mess with the older guys. Leave us workers alone.

You dare them to write you up? What are you going to do? Except stand there and get written up

8/22/2023 08:03:00 PM  
Anonymous CrookCountyJustice said...

My lord, where are all these shiny shoes and ironed uniform guys coming from? LOL. What a bunch of super troopers.

8/22/2023 08:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
018 in the late 90's weekend night the district was up for grabs. We had 3rd watch held over midnight roll call was just grab a radio and get out there. In walks an inspector and is promptly thrown out of the station by the WC. " GET THE F*#+ OUT OF MY DISTRICT WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR YOUR B.S. TODAY, WE HAVE POLICE WORK TO DO!" It was a truly priceless moment 😂🤣😂 Inspector just meekly slid out of the door. Miss the days of bosses with balls.

8/22/2023 06:14:00 AM

Was that LT Tom Rennie?

8/22/2023 08:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Me and my partner get a lot of guns in our unit and I dare them to try writing us up. I may only have five years on but they should mess with the older guys. Leave us workers alone.

8/22/2023 03:26:00 PM


I truly hope this is sarcasm?!

8/22/2023 08:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Anyone care to comment on the sgt scandal? Early Sgt’s leaving 3 hours early and late Sgt’s coming in 3 hours late? Fraud? Theft? Conduct becoming ?

8/22/2023 04:43:00 PM

Anyone care to comment you are a douche bag!

8/22/2023 08:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The door works both ways..If you dont like it...Leave!! I agree, Some people on this job makes us all look bad, you get a clothing allowance, use it. Just reading some of these comments goes to show you the immaturity of people on this job. For some, this is their first job, go work in a private sector and see how your treated. You punch in, punch out, dress well, on time, professional acting and a boss leaning over your shoulder for 8 hrs a day. In addition to only a few sick days, limited vacation days etc. You assholes don't realize how good you have it until your looking from the outside in. Fuck Off.

8/22/2023 08:54:00 PM  
Blogger Prairiepolice said...

God forbid they quit making officers look like they are in some 3rd world army. We remember clorino shoes........ not that had to find non scuff shoes etc and who in the world goes to work with out less lethal options? Even officer Malone in the 1920 carried his baton when he met Elliot Ness........

8/22/2023 09:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

3:26pm
You dare them to write you up? What are you gonna do? NOTHING because you're scared shitless to lose your "spot" which us old timer don't give a shit about. Get some time on the job kid and grow up.

8/22/2023 09:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Me and my partner get a lot of guns in our unit and I dare them to try writing us up. I may only have five years on but they should mess with the older guys. Leave us workers alone.

Lmao…you think they give a shit about your activity? And even if they did, that doesn’t mean that the rules don’t apply to you. You sound like a self entitled clown. Let me guess…you have a beard, backwards baseball cap, empty water bottle nearby for your dip, you drive a jeep wrangler, and call everyone bro?

8/22/2023 05:45:00 PM

Sounds like you missed the sarcasm.

8/22/2023 10:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

“Retired Fillmore said...
Fuck the “Inspectors”.

Makes me think of a couple of my favorite inspector related stories. Big Bird was waiting in the lot at ‘Albany Inn’ to snipe coppers when “someone” gave the “Time check on the working zone” heads up (God bless Stan Nowinski and his Zone 10 ‘Wild Kingdom’). A certain, now crusty old timer, relocated to the King Gas Station at 43 N. Homan and called in a “freaky assed white dude jaggin’ off in an unmarked police car” from the pay phone. Big Bird keyed up and said “I’ll see you all at check off”. Hysterical.

Same legend boogied from Big Bird as he signed out of Night Narcotics (someone tell the kids what that was) when confronted for being out of uniform. Terry tried to order him to stop as he walked to the door after signing out and scrambling the sheets into a pile, but the Legend ran for the stairwell, making good his escape.

Oh Banana Man, wherefore art thou, these days? Hope you’re well, friend.

8/22/2023 12:48:00 AM”

Ah Night Narcotics Court at 1800, indeed!

8/22/2023 10:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ot Interesting story about a NYPD boss who was ousted from his position as risk manager.

https://www.thecity.nyc/2023/8/22/23840517/nypd-risk-pontillo-resign-car-chase

https://lawenforcementrant.vbulletin.net/forum/main-forum/181739-caban-fires-deputy-pc-who-was-concerned-about-too-many-pursuits

8/22/2023 10:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Respect said...

Anonymous said...
Not a cop, never been a cop. 26 years military. Your appearance is important to the public, if you look like a slob, you will be treated like a slob. That includes 3ft weaves with beads.
Crawl, walk, run. It sounds like this is the first step to get things back on track. Take care of small problems and often the big ones go away.

Be safe, remember always, the informed citizenry appreciates all you do.

8/22/2023 11:22:00 AM
You're not a cop! The end!! This isn't the military your police knowledge is limited if non existant! So worry about the military & we'll worry about us!

8/22/2023 06:03:00 PM

Your response was truly the Chicago way. Thank you sir I laughed my ass off

8/22/2023 10:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fillmore Ranger





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Desk Ranger.

Clown

8/22/2023 10:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Here you are, bitch chatting over mickey mouse nitpicking bullshit, while the prime question for each to answer is: will you, yes, you, enforce and impose upon anyone, let alone everyone, the skank "laws" concocted by the ruler wannabe clusterfuckers?


8/22/2023 10:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The responses on this are depressing. A clear indication that this department is fucked. Jagoffs actually bending so far backwards in order to justify why they look like shit, their heads are firmly inserted inside their own ass. The level of cognitive dissonance displayed here is mind-boggling.

8/22/2023 10:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The guys so hard pressed on uniform , such as being clean shaven in 2023 are po’s who have nothing else going for them other than this job, they all work 3rd watch too, as to avoid their family’s and any other responsibilities. I’m not saying we need to
Look like slobs, but there are things today that can be relaxed. Let’s first work on pay, being able to do our job without getting suspended because copa didn’t like how we handled a domestic before we worry about whether or not an officers shoe is shined. We’re at the stage where the department is just glad we show up, no body is signing up for this shit anymore.

8/22/2023 07:39:00 PM
The point to the uniform requirements is to instill basic discipline in the police force. If you can't follow simple directions on uniforms, such as ammunition type, how can you be expected to follow the rules on handling domestics? I'm to expect that you have an understanding of the law and constitution, but can't wear the right shoes to work? That's what got us to where we are today. We haven't enforced our rules in a long time, but that is changing. Either commit to doing it right or face frustration and misery.

8/22/2023 10:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anyone care to comment on the sgt scandal? Early Sgt’s leaving 3 hours early and late Sgt’s coming in 3 hours late? Fraud? Theft? Conduct becoming ?

8/22/2023 04:43:00 PM

No.

What is “conduct becoming” you fucking retard?

8/22/2023 10:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I came on the job with a 29 inch waist and I retired 10 years ago after 34 years with a 30 inch waist. I shined my boots and pressed my uniform. Why? I took pride as a Chicago Police Officer like I did as a US Marine. You want tactical efficiency or tactical comfort? Shape the fuck up.

Semper Fi




8/22/2023 05:18:00 PM

You forgot to mention your inseam. Lol.

I’m guessing you stood a whopping 5’4” with a powerful 128 lbs build.

8/22/2023 10:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The beards are disgusting and the porn mustaches are just as bad. We have young men and women coming into the academy that seem to be able to follow the uniform standard while they are there. I’ve told my share of officers to clean themselves up and look presentable. I’m sick of hearing the old “bosses don’t care what we look like, they are happy we show up for work.” Come on, guys and girls. The citizens we serve care. Your peers care. How do we expect people to take us seriously? The backward hats. The long hair. The mismatched uniforms. The chew in the pocket compete with bottle full of spit. Gotta try and fit in. Old news. Be yourselves. And ladies, get rid of the hair not put up, long polished nails, eyelashes, vests looking a mess with pink everything on them, etc. I still wear a clean uniform and make sure it is ironed before putting it on. Oh and FTOS- these young bucks are looking at you. Get it together. Look the part. Be the example they are paying you to be. Supervisors, too!

8/22/2023 10:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There’s a lot of pissed or worried sgts on here….

8/22/2023 11:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Any guys left out there that may remember Tasch? Senior or Junior, either one?

8/22/2023 11:08:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Put that inspectors name out there and see all the shit that comes up on him !

8/22/2023 11:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

8/22/2023 12:17:00 AM

So because your little feelings are hurt rules don’t apply? Get over yourself. Do your job and wear what you’re supposed to

8/22/2023 11:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Rumor has it Sean Longhren is going to be the new chief in Glencoe ! Elf on the shelf on the north shore !

8/22/2023 11:15:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

8/22/2023 06:29:00 PM

Funny…he was just at the Sgt’s Golf outing…also he was a lieutenant in 007

8/22/2023 11:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

8/22/2023 11:22:00 AM
You're not a cop! The end!! This isn't the military your police knowledge is limited if non existant! So worry about the military & we'll worry about us!

8/22/2023 06:03:00 PM

The above that wrote this is a stroke. The military gent that write that is 100 percent correct. You on the other hand are probably a slob. You might be a cop but you will never be the Real Police.

8/22/2023 11:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Not a cop, never been a cop. 26 years military. Your appearance is important to the public, if you look like a slob, you will be treated like a slob. That includes 3ft weaves with beads.
Crawl, walk, run. It sounds like this is the first step to get things back on track. Take care of small problems and often the big ones go away.

Be safe, remember always, the informed citizenry appreciates all you do.

8/22/2023 11:22:00 AM

Thank you for your service Sir and you are correct. Ignore any comments from the ones still living in mom’s basement. They are slobs.

8/22/2023 11:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Back In The Day, The Roll Call Rooms Had Full
Length Mirrors Usually By The Door. Over
The Mirror There Was Printed Sign That Said
Officer Does Your Uniform Commands Respect?
Our Old Irish Half Mooned Sergeant Took Out
His Pen And Wrote Under It “NO BUT OUR BATONS
AND GUNS DO”

8/22/2023 11:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Been to the academy lately?? You got recruits with dreads and neck tattoos. But a beard is the enemy!

8/22/2023 11:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I came on the job with a 29 inch waist and I retired 10 years ago after 34 years with a 30 inch waist. I shined my boots and pressed my uniform. Why? I took pride as a Chicago Police Officer like I did as a US Marine. You want tactical efficiency or tactical comfort? Shape the fuck up.

Semper Fi

8/22/2023 05:18:00 PM

Tell them Devil Dawg. You are 100 percent correct. No thought was given to the configuration of equipment on the molle vest. It’s like kindergarten with these recruits coming to the districts. The academy does zero to prepare them for wearing the vest. Most of those academy instructors don’t have a clue. They are slobs themselves. They just put shit anywhere they feel like it including on their gun side. Clowns teaching little clowns. Enjoy your retirement. Nothing will change. Very few CPD officers have pride and it starts at the top.

Semper Fi

8/22/2023 11:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I’ll also file an OSHA Ergonomic complaint.
Posture: Poor posture can result from actions of wearing a ballistic vest under my shirt and a heavy duty leather belt with no weight bearing distribution like an outer vest provides. To decrease the likelihood of chronic back problems the Dept can provide ergonomic solution to help police officers maintain a healthy posture and prevent prolonged chronic back problems at work especially sitting in a squad car.

You have been warned. Im not playing.

Fillmore Ranger

+++++++++++++++++
Fillnore Ranger brings up some interesting points. You listening FOP or are you busy eating steaks and lobster on our dime? At least he’s coming up with solutions if SMELLING comes after our vests we should under duress write a statement like we do when we give a statement for a CR. I’m standing with Fillmore Ranger on this. The Dept can’t just take a piece of equipment that was approved and we bought. I agree it’s an OSHA complaint.

8/23/2023 12:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Well it’s about time!! Get rid of the outside molle vest cover. All these problems started with that molle vest cover.

You can’t put on a plate carrier in case of Active Shooter. I bought my own.

You can’t reach the taser as you were trained in the academy.

More points of contact during a combatives situation.
—-
To the retired police officer who was a Marine,
No one cares what you think. Enjoy your retirement. You probably worked a weak ass north side district
and not the south side where the Real Police work. Your shined shoes and pressed uniform don’t impress me. It’s 2023 not 1986. We don’t need your opinion. Stay out of our affairs.

8/23/2023 12:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey Inspectors bring that BS to the “Wood” and see how you will tuck your tail and flee. We don’t play that army uniform stand up inspection. Larry had our back.

8/23/2023 12:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Big Bird was a stroke, Sgt in 007, then Inspector. Real stickler. Sad thing his he died driving to his retirement/Xmass party in Alsip. Massive heart attack, took out the guardrail n/b I 57 before 135th St.

Built a nice house in Manhatten never got to use it and collected four pension checks.

8/22/2023 06:29:00 PM

BIG BIRD is still alive. He is the retiree representative at the lieutenant's association and is still an asshole.

8/23/2023 12:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You can exit the car REALLY quick if you get launched out off it after some drunk P.O.S. hits you at 90 miles an hour on Western Avenue.

HAHAHA GREAT RESPONSE!

8/23/2023 12:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Even officer Malone in the 1920s carried his baton when he met Elliot Ness........

8/22/2023 09:14:00 PM

~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

It was 1930.
You were allowed to spilt scum-bags heads open then.

What's the point now of carrying any weapon in this Democrat shit-hole?
Just cash your check and wait for retirement.

8/23/2023 01:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Big Bird was a stroke, Sgt in 007, then Inspector. Real stickler. Sad thing his he died driving to his retirement/Xmass party in Alsip. Massive heart attack, took out the guardrail n/b I 57 before 135th St.

Built a nice house in Manhatten never got to use it and collected four pension checks.

--------

No shit???

What was his name again?

8/23/2023 01:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just because they made us change buildings and merge with 013 doesn't mean I'm changing my mullet.

Monroe Trout Master

8/23/2023 01:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You look like bums, the whole lot of you. Madison street bums.

8/23/2023 01:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

“Big Bird was a stroke, Sgt in 007, then Inspector. Real stickler. Sad thing his he died driving to his retirement/Xmass party in Alsip. Massive heart attack, took out the guardrail n/b I 57 before 135th St.

Built a nice house in Manhatten never got to use it and collected four pension checks.”



You are mixed up.
The Inspector known as BB is very alive, retired over 13 years.

8/23/2023 02:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Not a cop, never been a cop. 26 years military. Your appearance is important to the public, if you look like a slob, you will be treated like a slob. That includes 3ft weaves with beads.
Crawl, walk, run. It sounds like this is the first step to get things back on track. Take care of small problems and often the big ones go away.

WOW…….I appreciate your service and thank you. But you don’t know the ghetto. You can walk in an apartment on the west side like a pristine toy soldier and walk out after fighting for your life and look like you have been dragged behind a car. Day after day. Month after month and year after year until you can bid out. I remember the mirror at the academy, your appearance commands respect. Yeah right! The ghetto doesn’t care about your appearance. Your appearance of been there done that and ready to go again gains the most respect. The guy with the cleanest uniform gets knocked on his ass first. Never ever back down, talk like you been there before and back it up when you have to and you get respect that pristine uniform will never get you. And you get to go home at night!

8/23/2023 02:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I wear my uniform correctly for 3 reasons.
1. This is the job that I signed up for.
2. I take pride in my self and appearance
3. Police Officers died in the line of duty!
#3 being the most important

8/23/2023 02:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


I came on the job with a 29 inch waist and I retired 10 years ago

Shut the fu(k up. This isn’t the same department you left. Go simper Fi down at the VFW and stay off the blog grandpa

8/23/2023 03:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is Mullenix going to voluntarily demote to Capt so he can becoming an inspector. That’s his favorite gig…

8/23/2023 04:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Shouldn’t they start this shit from the academy??!!
I mean look at the recruits coming out of academy these days…

8/23/2023 04:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

(I’ll tell you what Smelling, come to 011 and spar me or give me a direct order to take it off. Within 24 hours I’ll file a lawsuit against you, the uniform committee and the city.
)

File a lawsuit for what? Explain how you were monetarily harmed. What lawyer is taking a non case and who's paying him? When Snelling shows up in 011, raise your hand and dare him, Ok keyboard cowboy.

8/23/2023 06:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To the clown I have 5 years on and get a lot of guns. You are a clown and should learn from the older guys. No one gives a shit about you or your guns. Put on your uniform look like you have self respect and do a general offense case report with with all the boxes filled in, goof.

8/23/2023 07:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So dressing like a slob improves your morale? Get the fuck outta here! I'm tired of seeing people with faded ass 5.11 pants, bike pants, no vest carriers, tattered up uniform shirts and dirty ass boots/shoes. And as far as personal vehicles go, yeah don't have a tinted plate cover and tinted windshield, but turn around and stop the common folk for the same thing.

8/23/2023 07:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Rumor has it Sean Longhren is going to be the new chief in Glencoe ! Elf on the shelf on the north shore !

8/22/2023 11:15:00 PM

I hope it's Glencoe, Minnesota.

8/23/2023 07:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Was that LT Tom Rennie?


________________________

No Lt. Pat Logan

8/23/2023 08:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

8/23/2023 06:30:00 AM
I would say the only time to file a lawsuit or an EEOC beef is when you get sparred for a mullet when "others" have really fucked up hairstyles and other assorted look the other way shit going on with themselves. You know what Im talking about. Fucking bullshit double standards

8/23/2023 08:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Uniform standards are racist. Enforcing uniform standards are also racist. Disagreeing with this is racist. Silence is violence. And last but not least whoever smelt it dealt it.

Sincerely
Your play uncle

8/23/2023 08:24:00 AM  
Blogger Mario from the barrio said...

We kind of did it to ourselves. Even if the bosses don’t care, look and act the part for you. The liberals and communists Bolsheviks who run this city don’t care either. A proper uniform makes the man and woman in the department. Don’t give these inspectors the ammo to hurt you. We are not 23 Street Jump Boyz.

8/23/2023 08:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Do you so remember the officer that was shot and killed on the Westside? His partner could not even return fire because she did not have on a vest and was trying to take his off to approach the offender. Yes what I wrote is factual. We have rules and expectations for a reason. We look like a POS out here. Follow the rules and do your job or leave. I’d rather see a new bunch of police than you p!ssies. Stop whining little girls.

8/23/2023 08:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

8/23/2023 02:25:00 AM

Excellent post. Best 2 sentences are "the ghetto doesnt care about your appearance and Your appearance of been there done that and ready to go again gains the most respect.

8/23/2023 08:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Toxic is what this Department has become.

8/23/2023 09:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Gee, just maybe with all the babies bitching about how they should dress and BS talk about fuck the Inspectors, why don't you crying assholes be like that against the FOP??? Better contract, Better Pay, Cola?? Better Medical?? Covid Pay? Cost of living Pay? Perhaps save more of your hostility against JC then just maybe we would have a better UNION!

8/23/2023 09:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is Mullenix going to voluntarily demote to Capt so he can becoming an inspector. That’s his favorite gig

Mulinex has a Va Jay Jay. He is a coward at best.

8/23/2023 09:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It’s easy to look sharp when you haven’t done any work

8/23/2023 10:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
I’ll tell you what Smelling, come to 011 and spar me or give me a direct order to take it off. Within 24 hours I’ll file a lawsuit against you, the uniform committee and the city.

You are just a special kind of STUPID aren’t you? No doubt a tough guy. I’ll sit back and just watch.

8/23/2023 10:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow! Just wow! The entitlement of this generation of police officers. I seriously cannot believe what I’m reading. Thivking back to 1968 I was so proud to finish the academy and to wear my CPD uniform with pride.

Such a shame.

8/23/2023 10:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How about inspecting this bozo, looks at those pins, lowered hiring standards.



https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT8FxqVuK/

8/23/2023 11:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The ghetto doesn’t give a shit about your appearance.
If anything you need to look worn and battle tested to get the most respect out on the streets
The car violations, I totally agree with…. Suspended plates are you kidding me / always keep plates, city sticker up to date

8/23/2023 11:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Gee, just maybe with all the babies bitching about how they should dress and BS talk about fuck the Inspectors, why don't you crying assholes be like that against the FOP??? Better contract, Better Pay, Cola?? Better Medical?? Covid Pay? Cost of living Pay? Perhaps save more of your hostility against JC then just maybe we would have a better UNION!

Very well said. Every contract time they clam up. Yet they will fight to the death over a certain car, Beat, Female, or Tac??

8/23/2023 02:15:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Snelling talking about upholding standards while never getting promoted on his own accord lol. SCC all giddy is funny too. Rumor is 70 captain inspectors to be “created.” More bullshit frat merit hacks who rely on fake ribbons and a fresh uniform because they haven’t done fuck all else, and never would. But hey, why take the risks when you can just pretend like you’ve done the work. It worked for Snelling and many others, so why not? Hell, you’ll even have idiots on this job praise these fakers. Fuck, this job is full of retards

8/23/2023 02:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Me and my partner get a lot of guns in our unit and I dare them to try writing us up. I may only have five years on but they should mess with the older guys. Leave us workers alone.

8/22/2023 03:26:00 PM


I truly hope this is sarcasm?!

Must be a 63 member from the 010th district. Bunch of hardo’s

8/23/2023 02:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I’ll tell you what Smelling, come to 011 and spar me or give me a direct order to take it off. Within 24 hours I’ll file a lawsuit against you, the uniform committee and the city.

Oh yea, you are scaring everyone with your lawsuit. City and COD is shaking Why not do it now if it’s not legal and won’t be upheld

8/23/2023 03:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Do you so remember the officer that was shot and killed on the Westside? His partner could not even return fire because she did not have on a vest and was trying to take his off to approach the offender. Yes what I wrote is factual. We have rules and expectations for a reason. We look like a POS out here. Follow the rules and do your job or leave. I’d rather see a new bunch of police than you p!ssies. Stop whining little girl

You can’t return fire without a vest on? That’s news to me. Never heard of a partner not returning fire because of a vest

8/23/2023 03:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I’ll also file an OSHA Ergonomic complaint.
Posture: Poor posture can result from actions of wearing a ballistic vest under my shirt and a heavy duty leather belt with no weight bearing distribution like an outer vest provides. To decrease the likelihood of chronic back problems the Dept can provide ergonomic solution to help police officers maintain a healthy posture and prevent prolonged chronic back problems at work especially sitting in a squad car.

You have been warned. Im not playing.

Please do it now and save all of our backs. I’m tired of seeing all the active and retired officers walking around with prolonged chronic back problems. File that complaint

8/23/2023 03:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It is rather ridiculous that we look as bad as we do. It’s just a cold hard fact that most CPD don’t care. Take a trip to a suburban courthouse and look at the local / County / ISP how they appear for court. How many CPD show up in horrible faded pants, worn out boots / shoes, uniform shirts that look like they were taken out of a garbage can just before court with missing name plates or stars. Just look good. We get a uniform allowance for a reason. It’s a completely simple thing that will keep Inspectors from noticing you. If you look like you rolled out of a gutter and came to work, you are putting a giant target on you and then you get mad when someone notices & write ups follow. Use the uniform allowance and keep people off your back.

8/23/2023 03:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Dept can’t just take a piece of equipment that was approved and we bought. I agree it’s an OSHA complaint.


Yes they can. They can get rid of any alternate uniform at any time. Outer carriers are not required, nor is cargo pants, molle vests, baseball hats. They can 86 them whenever. If the department mandated them they would have to pay for and issue them like they did the flashlights decades ago. You chose to buy that stuff, they didn’t require it. They could put us in 80/20(75/25’s) and crown caps tomorrow with all leather belts and there isn’t a damn thing we could do about it.

8/23/2023 04:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
How about inspecting this bozo, looks at those pins, lowered hiring standards.



https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT8FxqVuK/

8/23/2023 11:04:00 AM

What the hell is this??? Our culture is such trash now. Talking about women's feet and eyebrows on a Chinese spy app in uniform. Face facts, compatriots. America is over. Got to stop living in the past. It's a dead body.

8/23/2023 05:15:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
I’ll tell you what Smelling, come to 011 and spar me or give me a direct order to take it off. Within 24 hours I’ll file a lawsuit against you, the uniform committee and the city.

Says the two year wonder.

8/23/2023 06:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
"You must’ve never worked in a real district. You want a military look, join the Marine

This is Chicago all districts are real.

8/23/2023 06:39:00 PM  

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