San Fran Tours
In the city formerly known as The Golden City, some joker had actually laid out a tour route of the crappier areas. The New York Post actually drove/walked it:
San Francisco’s ‘doom loop’ route really does give people a front row seat to the city’s descent into homelessness, drug use and urban decay.
Spurred by a local joker who has organized a tour of the California city’s most blighted areas, The Post walked the proposed route to see if the “worst of San Francisco” really was on offer.
Community activist JJ Smith generously acted as an ad-hoc tour guide for the “landmarks” on a 1.5-mile trip, which took in City Hall, Union Square, Mid-Market and the Tenderloin District — areas where a one bedroom apartment typically retails for $750,000 and upward.
The once bustling areas of Market Street and Union Square were homes to such esteemed stores as Nordstrom Rack and Old Navy until they recently left.
Floors and floors of completely vacant space in various storefronts are visible from the street, save a few lonely mannequins staring forlornly from windows.
Perhaps a local entrepreneur can hire some of those "party buses" to drive the more "exotic" routes of Chiraq. We'd advise bulletproof glass for some of the rougher parts of town.
Labels: out-of-state, sarcasm AND silliness
posted by SCC at 12:01 AM
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I have no sympathy for any democratic city, including ChiRaq.
Been to San Francisco numerous times it was beautiful, the lunatic Democrats destroyed it with their policies. Now what’s been trending in the news is the homeless mole people (may be over 2000) living in underground sewers under the Strip in Las Vegas. Some are living in complete darkness. Make sure if you go there to gamble your plane ticket is prepaid as they believe some in the underground are folks that lost everything at the tables. But those lucky people in Maui Hawaii who lost everything including family will be getting seven hundred dollars per family in disaster relief from the federal government after Biden visited there on Monday. What a humanitarian!!
If you are tired of the crap here and you thinking of doing a lateral the San Francisco poop patrol starts at $71,000.00 a year and can go as high as $184,000.00 with salary, OT and benefits. The city provides the the hazmat suits, high pressure hoses and long tongs. Better than than the ppe kits here!
I wonder if you could put a YouTube channel together of videos of these tours?
Set up a vehicle with high resolution dashcams pointed front, left, right, and rear, and another manned camera or two to zoom in on the most interesting scenery. Sell rights to it to Breitbart or Tucker? Maybe screen your own video with narrated commentary like the old newsreels?
"Today we journey through the nihilistic hellscape of what used to be one of the greatest shopping districts in the United States...."
There are more ridiculous YouTube channels that make thousands of dollars a week.
Reinsdorf is said to b pondering moving, selling white sox.
Bears gone, Sox gone,the shit hole is progressing nicely
What happened to that toxicology report? Same place as that tranny school shooter manifesto?
Migrant crisis Chicago: CDC among federal agencies investigating ...
4 days agoThe child, an asylum seeker who died Aug. 10, has been identified by Illinois officials as Jismary Alejandra Barboza Gonzalez. Her nationality has not been released.
Join us on our safari to deepest darkest Chiraq
ME LLAMO JISMARY's gofundme new donations still disabled guess they took the $3,741 raised and fled the original goal was $7,500. If it wasn't a scam then why?
“Perhaps a local entrepreneur can hire some of those "party buses" to drive the more "exotic" routes of Chiraq. We'd advise bulletproof glass for some of the rougher parts of town.”
If by “exotic” you mean sampling the local culinary fare on the FOP union members’ coin, I’m your guy.
I. Fear. No. Menu.
“Consumption” is a tramp stamp which I wear proudly. The only bullet proof glass I’m aware of is in the turn style ghetto chicken joints I frequent.
I would volunteer to be that tour guide.
Will be like here soon 10 busloads a day, where they going to hide all of these at when they convention comes
https://www.fox32chicago.com/news/migrant-crisis-dnc
Brandon asked some suburban mayors to help out with the illegals I would strongly, but a lot of them said no, but he said that a lot of them are open to the idea
A seriously great idea, have a taped over Marlin Perkins type narrating the tour, go to all of the shuttered businesses on 65th and Halsted or 110th and Michigan from the 70’s and show people what the neighborhood’s were like before they became inhabited by those who ruin everything they come in contact with.
The only way Illinois will be able to keep its convention business is for the Bears to open its Arlington Heights stadium. We couldn’t even convince the national FOP to come here because of the violence caused by the non-demonized population. Close enough for a museum or a baseball game, far enough away so dude doesn’t shoot you.
How about chopping off California, Oregon and Washington let them swim on their own. Maybe sell Chicago and Detroit to Trudeau. His approval ratings slumped below 30pc among voters aged 18 to 34, and they are the fools that elected him. Of course an easier solution, people could just vote out these corrupt commies, but who wins depends on who's doing the counting. Didn't they have tours of Detroit at one time?
BJ just wants to spread the migrant love all over Chicagoland. Hey by 2024 election time they will likely all be voting democrat. Prefilled-out ballots just to help them out due to that language barrier thingy. It's all fair and legal, Hunter said so.
Actually, I think this is a very creative idea. Turning lemons into lemonade. Brilliant! The nighttime tours can roll past the ER's on a busy Friday night to see the friends and loved ones huddled in the waiting rooms...After a ride past the mag mile shopping district making note of all the closed businesses. Then maybe they can ride past a gas station and watch a business getting looted by mostly peaceful teenagers. They can broadcast police scanners while touring the dark streets of the Chicago ghettos and watch as crime scene tape goes up. Of course, no trip would be complete without a stop at a working police station to see the illegal migrants camped out in their lobbies.
They should call these tours "The Chicago Values Tours" they could sell "chalkie" T shirts and replica crime scene tape at the souvenir shop.
ENGLEWOOD ADVENTURES coming soon!!
The daughter of a liberal acquaintance of mine decided to go to San Francisco on their honeymoon. I voiced my opinion about what a dump it was and all the problems it is having. Mr Liberal responded with the same BS about how all of that was exaggerated because of people like Trump etc etc etc. Upon returning the newlyweds simply stated that it was the worst choice they could have made. Almost prisoners in the hotel because if they ventured out they were harassed by street urchins constantly. Open drug use everywhere, piles of excrement on the sidewalks and streets and they would not leave the hotel after dark or if they were returning after dark. Never again was their summation. Mr Liberal had nothing to say.
San Fran still has 5 Super Bowls...
Thought it was known for Golden Showers. Now there’s no doubt feces in the street ‘piss bump population explosion’
Used to take the kids to SF for Christmas when we lived in Sacramento.
The last time was about 1994 when a homeless guy took a shit in the doorway of our hotel
In Union Square.
Chicago Doom Loop tours is an awesome business idea. You can start downtown then drive tourists through Garfield Park ghetto. Explaining how the area turned from a safe white working class neighborhood to the hell it is today. Then the bus can drive down to Englewood, same thing. Explain what happened. Give the tourists bullet proof vests. Play Sega streets of rage theme music the entire tour. Live stream the tour. It would be a big hit $$$$.
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