Friday, August 18, 2023

Rumors, We Got Rumors

From the comments:

  • Rumors rumors…
  • Johnson is pulling for Ursetti to be first deputy which means it will happen. How the hell is a clueless wonder like Ursetti going to run the day to day of this department?? She’s an incredibly nice person but not what we need.
  • Inspectors are coming back in a big way. McKenzie is in charge of them and uniforms and job response time are the first priority. 
  • Marxist and gang investigations to get beefed back up with about 75-100 going back to each unit. 
  • City wants to add spots of 40 sgts, 32 Lts and 119 detectives to the budget and is going to attempt to keep 100-125 recruits going through the academy each month in 2024. 
  • Squad policing prob going to the wayside finally in 2024. 
  • City is going to float 10 or 12 hour days in these renewed negotiations with the Fop. Interesting info…

No idea what "Marxist and gang investigations" means. We didn't realize there were that many commies in Chicago, but with the recent election results, maybe it's true.

The rest of it might be labeled "Larry's second, third, fourth, fifth" Missteps" in future posts, but we'll see.

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208 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

The 10 or 12 hour days is the city's only way to combat the manpower shortage. The union will need to correct the current way baby furlo and personal days and the fact you need to add time for your last furlo segment is handled. The next thing the city will do is raise the age from 55 to get insurance, this will force officers to stay longer keeping up manpower.

8/18/2023 08:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

When things get bad just create another exempt position to solve the problem. Works every time

8/18/2023 08:18:00 AM  
Anonymous J. Backstabvich@541 said...

Here’s another rumor:

J-Kitty Cat got his ass handed to him yesterday in Vegas in his quest to be National VP. Seems his reputation preceded him, his big mouth being his worst enemy.

On wait. That’s NOT a rumor - it’s FACT.

More to come later… can’t type tight now, my fingers are full of Buffalo sauce. It’s all you can eat wings here at the Bellagio buffet… and this is where I’m a Viking!!

8/18/2023 08:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Real eyes realize real lies"


(The mayor is a moron.)

8/18/2023 08:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think what people are forgetting and what started a lot of our problems is the fact that we can arrest all the bad guys, BUT there’s no place to put them. If you can’t keep them off the streets you can’t solve the problem. Thirty, forty years ago they solved the problem with the I-Bond. You see where that got us.

8/18/2023 08:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Royal Flush said...

Sorry SCC...but that post was from some troll who was still saving those rumors from the year 2019. 10-12 hour days? LOL! No Gen Z officer is going to agree to be at work and away from their parents (or away from their "fur babies") for that long. 125 recruits-a-month huh? We don't even have a functioning academy shooting range. And beefing up "gang investigations"? That's definitely a racist term and outdated unit. Once you understand how this messed-up city operates these rumors lose any sort of credibility.

8/18/2023 08:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If the dept implements 10 or 12 hour schedule, CFD will cry “me too” cuz they know a 10 or 12 hour schedule beats even their remarkable schedule. Police need more time off. It’s the ONLY THING that heals us from this relentless onslaught of brutality.

8/18/2023 08:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Gang investigations back up to 100-150 guys?!? We don’t have enough take home cars for that. So when you newbies get here, you’ll have to share with each other and car pool. Just so you know. And don’t go crying to the vehicle guy about getting a car!

8/18/2023 08:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Of course they want to “beef up” gang un-investigations. The old days of wire taps, pen-links, jail calls, operations, etc.. has been gone for a long time. GIU is now a glorified tac team filled with cops that have never even written a search warrant. But you really can’t blame them. Real police work has been dead in Chicago for 5-10 years now. Real police work passed down by real Policemen to new guys isn’t happening anymore. Blue cards and “pod missions” have replaced actual plain clothes work. Self preservation mode is the order of the day. And if you value your livelihood, family and most importantly freedom, your completely on board with today’s self preservation mode.

8/18/2023 08:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Finding radical, criminal marxist won't be hard. Just start with the entire democratic party politicians in office now.

8/18/2023 09:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ursetti as 1st Dep??? You have got to be kidding me!! How about putting someone in that spot who actually worked the streets and knows what is going on out here! The only reason she has been pushed through with promotions is from her work in CIT.

8/18/2023 09:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can I get a time check

8/18/2023 09:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I worked in 011 when McKenzie was there as Commander. He is an insufferable prick. He is the LAST guy you want in Inspections. He too only wants to move up higher in this train wreck of a Dept.and will do it on the backs of officers. He will SPAR for unshined shoes. Expect Inspections to make officers miserable. Like he did in 011.

8/18/2023 09:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nice way to try to rebuild morale with officers, bringing back inspectors will go a long way in helping build morale, jackass!!!

8/18/2023 09:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Marxist investigatons?! GREAT! Start by going after Obama and the University of Chicago, there are plenty of MARXISTS there! Then go after the shitheads in Washington D.C. they too are MARXISTS! Then some Aldermen, they are integrated into our electorate!

8/18/2023 09:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Welcome to the Shit Show! Police Department in crisis!

8/18/2023 10:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Morale will be further in the tank with inspectors. Great idea! Wait until the newbies get a load of inspectors!

8/18/2023 10:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

After being completely shit on for the last 3 years, beat officers still show up to work and deal shitty calls, cancelled days off, being understaffed, being hated by the public, etc. And now we’re back to having to deal with some inevitable egotistical inspector who would hand out a SPAR for a day’s worth of beard stubble just so they can justify their existence. That should improve morale.

8/18/2023 10:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Marxism is alive and striving in this city! look no further than CPS and the mayor and his entire administration.

8/18/2023 10:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Quiet Quitter said...

Homicides have declined since they disbanded the units and sent people back to districts. And most districts are still way short on bodies. Maybe it's time to deputize the migrants and put them on foot patrol

8/18/2023 10:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Chicago is a hotbed of marxism, and has been for a long time. Bathhouse Barry and the brains behind him, Ayers, proved that.

8/18/2023 10:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Meritintendent!!

8/18/2023 10:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Was ursitti a former cps teacher?

8/18/2023 10:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just do me a favor for once Blue shirts. STICK TOGETHER!

8/18/2023 10:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

they can put people wherever they want, add people here there and everywhere, they can put 10,000 warm bodies in uniform on the street, aint gonna make a dam bit of difference. The city hires unqualified candidates now.The academy doesnt train them to Police but rather be unsafe social workers.They cant write reports, not making arrests when they are required. The Democratic party has just about killed policing in blue states. Your gonna hear alot of fancy talk from Brandon next 4 years. Alot of shifty big words, you cant call them this, cant call them that BS. If you call it out he will shout you down. This place is going to get worse. you all thought Daley and Rahm were bad? SHHEEEEEEEEIIIIITTTTTTTT. ya'all aint seen nuttin yet.
Chicago has lost its world class status.
Dey in charge now.

8/18/2023 11:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Birdman said...

Despite being gone for 3 years, the comment section remains the same.
Angry hard chargers yelling at angry old timers. Very entertaining 😂

8/18/2023 11:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"No idea what "Marxist and gang investigations" means."

They are assigning political officers (commissars) to oversee the CPD. They will make sure the security organs of the city government serve the proletariat, as determined by the dictatorship of the proletariat.

8/18/2023 11:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You mean the Cops aren’t gonna be allowed to run around looking like Rednecks from a honky tonk country bar? What? No more exposed tattoos, scruffy beards, ponytails, inch long fingernails, nose-rings, high heels, purple suits ? Sure…

8/18/2023 11:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Do commies wear red? CTU color of choice?

8/18/2023 11:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

12 hour days are inevitable

8/18/2023 12:08:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I’m gonna say autocorrect or talk to text mistake on “Marxist” for narcotics.

8/18/2023 12:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Marxist
Swyper no swiping

Narcotics

8/18/2023 12:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Old Guy posting

'No idea what "Marxist and gang investigations" means"

Isn't the teachers union Marxist? Everything RED and tactics of blow everything up.

8/18/2023 12:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don’t understand why you need the inspectors with the response time. All the cars are gps, can’t on person just watch that from a computer. As far as the uniforms go I think we are too far gone from. I remember coming on and the captains would check for salt stains on your pants in the winter and shined shoe/boot. And that wasn’t that long ago!! Nowadays it’s a free for all Molly vests with blood types on it, gym shoes. I really don’t care but that’s what it is.

I wonder if the uniform thing is because preckwinkle wants us looking sharp for the DNC

8/18/2023 01:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Would love 10-12 hour days but old timers will keep that from happening, they would rather be obligated to show up 6 days a week and work 6 hours a day rather than having to show up 3 times in a row before getting 3 days off give or take the planned schedule. Everyone will say 10-12 hour days are rough and they suck but most suburb departments and other cities that do that schedule love it and have more time off. Let’s be honest, a 12 hour day will really be like 10. 5th district loves it, any unit that has 10 hour days loves it, why wouldn’t patrol in other districts love it?

8/18/2023 01:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Rumors? How about the real deal…


Promotions:

-Supt Larry Snelling
-1st Dep Angel Novalez or Brian McDermott
-Chief Patrol Senora Ben
-Chief OCPR Antionette Ursitti or Angel Novalez
-Chief Detectives Rahman Mohammad (right color)
-Chief IAD Lisa Starks
-Chief BCT Duane Duvries (Snelling loves him)

Detectives
- Beefed up, but not that high that fast.
- Dept is pissed at how many clueless 4y guys scored well with zero proactive or court related detective experience.
- BWC are coming to all detectives very soon
- They plan on pulling 400-600 off the list, max.

Units
- not going anywhere
- gangs getting more and quick
- cst is staying (they work and can be redeployed and are flexible (who else will work the DNC? 25+ year day shift veterans?? HAHHA)

Shifts
- 12hr shifts are NOT on the table and the union isn’t agreeing to it without a big big bone

Academy
- They have trouble with 50 a month, so slow down with the 100+ nonsense.

Yours truly,
LigmaBalls

8/18/2023 01:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don’t give this city 12 hour days. They’re going to dangle the days off, But who trusts this place? Bet a paycheck as soon as a 12 hour day gets the approval the city is going to find some excuse to still cancel days off.

8/18/2023 01:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Howard University students are asking for police cars in front of all the dorm buildings.

https://www.nbcwashington.com/news/local/i-was-prepared-to-die-students-attacked-by-a-large-group-of-people-at-howard-university/3404981/

8/18/2023 02:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Probably Narcotics

8/18/2023 02:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT: HB2826

https://www.ilga.gov/legislation/billstatus.asp?DocNum=2826&GAID=17&GA=103&DocTypeID=HB&LegID=147954&SessionID=112

8/18/2023 02:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Agree on Ursitti. She’s very nice person but the First Deputy she’s not. Unless she has a hard ass side, she’s not right for the job.

Inspectors are needed, way too many unkempt, out of uniform with uniforms looking like shit! BEARDS that belong on hard core bikers—even if one has a no shave chit, it has to be closely trimmed. Hair out of regs for both sexes. Many of us look like shit.

8/18/2023 02:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Sparklefarts" Barry keeps working his magic.

M. Kaleo Manuel, the Hawaii state water official who delayed the release of water to fight the West Maui wildfire, has impressive credentials. /sarc

"Kaleo is one of 200 inaugural Obama Leaders representing the Asia-Pacific region with the Obama Foundation."

https://dlnr.hawaii.gov/cwrm/aboutus/deputy/

8/18/2023 02:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How about residency?

8/18/2023 03:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They really need to put all active officers (not on limited duty) back on the streets. All clerical administration jobs aside from working the front desk should be assigned to civilians. There's no need to have an officer making 100k a year off the streets doing a job that an admin clerk could do for a fraction of the cost. It's been cried about for years but how many cops are hiding inside 35th and inside spots in Units along with hidden spots in the commanders office. This dept has 100x able bodies hiding in clerical spots all while the the watches have to continously down beat cars and work with less manpower. The manpower is not as great as it used to be but there's alot of manpower acting as sitting ducks working inside spots. And one last thing CAPS if caps isn't holding a weekly fundraiser for the community they should spend that other time actually MEETING the community. How many dst have a whole caps team yet they are no where to be found?

8/18/2023 03:15:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So everyone else knows what a buffoon the fop pres is except for the 2000 pos that voted for him last election. Hasn't accomplished 1 thing since he's been elected. Got same contract as sgts did first. And blew cola raise by pissing Springfield off. Thanks.

8/18/2023 04:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Will inspectors have the balls to write up all of the ridiculous hair, nails, beards and jewelry? We’ll see. (Yeah, right). Ursitti doesn’t belong as Chief of D’s, either. She may be nice, but was never an investigator nor do I believe she previously supervised any.

8/18/2023 05:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...

You mean the Cops aren’t gonna be allowed to run around looking like Rednecks from a honky tonk country bar? What? No more exposed tattoos, scruffy beards, ponytails, inch long fingernails, nose-rings, high heels, purple suits ? Sure…

8/18/2023 11:57:00 AM

That seems to be a problem in other departments too. Watching videos on youtube, you hardly ever see a copper without tats, both male and female. People are such sheep.

8/18/2023 05:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How could there be a manpower shortage with 100-125 recruits/month for the next two years?

8/18/2023 06:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

House mice need to hit the streets! Beats can be 99 or down but the front desk has be 4 or 5 deep?
House mice making 100k can't work the beat but can work lots of special employment!

8/18/2023 06:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

what happened to the most important talking point, cannabis being removed from random drug?

8/18/2023 06:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Snelling Supt
Tirado/ Ursitti First
Jerome/ Patrol
Shemash/ Detectives
DEVRIES/ BOC
McDermott/ Captain
Blanton/ IAD
Starks / deputy IAD
Costello/ street deputy


Signed
Lt. Jerry Mybalzitch unit 707

8/18/2023 06:36:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Just do me a favor for once Blue shirts. STICK TOGETHER!

8/18/2023 10:54:00 AM

LOL not gonna happen. They will stab their own mothers in the back for an overtime check.

8/18/2023 06:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Snelling has some changes for SWAT.

Big changes coming down for SWAT. 35th Street needs bodies on the street. Swat has 80 bodies assigned there doing absolutely nothing.

Hope you enjoy the south side and west side districts in blue uniform. Word has it you will be assigned to a district and your gear will be on the trucks waiting for you just like the old HBT days and how NYPD ESU does it. No more green. Looks too military. Johnson does not like it.

8/18/2023 06:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
How about residency?

8/18/2023 03:13:00 PM

That was just his sales pitch when he was running for his first election. Never heard about it since. JCat is morphing into a democrat politician.

8/18/2023 07:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This fucking stupid idiot complaining about residency. The minute residency goes on a table your home loses 30% of its value so if you are a proponent lifting the residency you are an idiot a real idiot.

8/18/2023 07:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

As far as McDermott being first deputy? Give me a break. McDermott is done he should pack his bags and leave and take all his buddies with them. Or send them back to the academy so they can learn how to use handcuffs

8/18/2023 07:15:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don’t give the inspectors any reason to gig you.

Been on the job for 32 years. 23 as a Sgt off the list, no merit. My officers know my expectations. These are my 10 commandments.

1) Be on time. Just call if you are going to be late.
2) Wear the uniform properly. You know exactly what I mean. Just because you work in the ghetto doesn’t mean you look like ghetto. Take pride. You worked hard to earn that uniform. You volunteered to wear it. Respect the uniform. Don’t look like a slob.
3) Answer your calls promptly and respectfully. Pretend it was your grandma that called you.
4) Be professional at all times and remember you are on camera.
5) Use the proper force necessary to go home to your families. Remember the necessary lawful use of force.. Not excessive but not insufficient. Learn and memorize that use of force module like your life depended on it because it does. Prison is a new reality for our police officers.
6) Fill out your paper work as if it was going to the Supreme Court. The “In Summary” is wrong. Details and more details especially in your TRR.
7) Be where you are suppose to be. If you need to make a run, then call your Sgt.
8) ZERO numbers game with me. I don't care about activity. Come in with zeroes as long as you always answered your calls.
9) Back each other up. I will never tolerate cowards or dogs on assist calls. I will write you up.
10) Never LIE to me. I can’t help you if you lie to me.

8/18/2023 07:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


They really need to put all active officers (not on limited duty) back on the streets. All clerical administration jobs aside from working the front desk should be assigned to civilians. There's no need to have an officer making 100k a year off the streets doing a job that an admin clerk could do for a fraction of the cost. It's been cried about for years but how many cops are hiding inside 35th and inside spots in Units along with hidden spots in the commanders office. This dept has 100x able bodies hiding in clerical spots all while the the watches have to continously down beat cars and work with less manpower. The manpower is not as great as it used to be but there's alot of manpower acting as sitting ducks working inside spots. And one last thing CAPS if caps isn't holding a weekly fundraiser for the community they should spend that other time actually MEETING the community. How many dst have a whole caps team yet they are no where to be found?

First up on the butcher’s block is SWAT. They will be in districts answering calls.

8/18/2023 07:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Say bye bye to the molle vest. Rumor has it that Larry is not a big fan of all our equipment on there. He is considering an outer carrier with no molle. He thinks we look sloppy. He likes the old look of the vest under our shirt and crown hat and no baseball caps or gym shoes. WTF! If that happens I’ll be the first one to quit and go to another agency. And the hits keep coming.

8/18/2023 07:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I agree we do look sloppy. LAPD and NYPD look sharper than us. We look like shit.

8/18/2023 07:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

True Johnson wants a female 1st but look to Bulnes or Talley… yes Talley for this spot. she’s hoping everyone has forgot about her “issues” and will try and sneak in to that spot.

Snelling and McDermott do not get along and therefore look for him to retire under not so happy circumstances or face the embarrassment or getting demoted/moved. Snelling likes Jerome and will move him into something.

Narcotics and GIU will be beefed up, to use for DNC as they’ll need UC officers for several of the planned events. CST will also be beefed up as they’ll be needed to be deployed as the mobile field force that is needed.

The city is getting a lot of federal money for the DNC and BJ cannot refuse this money, which has to be used for police/security.

8/18/2023 07:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Read this from COPA to Ursetti. What do you think she did?

https://www.chicagocopa.org/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/2022-03-03-COPA-Feedback_Const-Policing-Training.pdf

8/18/2023 07:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Would love 10-12 hour days but old timers will keep that from happening, they would rather be obligated to show up 6 days a week and work 6 hours a day rather than having to show up 3 times in a row before getting 3 days off give or take the planned schedule. Everyone will say 10-12 hour days are rough and they suck but most suburb departments and other cities that do that schedule love it and have more time off. Let’s be honest, a 12 hour day will really be like 10. 5th district loves it, any unit that has 10 hour days loves it, why wouldn’t patrol in other districts love it?

8/18/2023 01:38:00 PM
The suburbs and other cities that have 12 hr days don’t have the constant chaos and work load that we have. The 005th District hates the 10hr days. The units like them because things are different in a unit than in a district.

8/18/2023 08:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Watch where Sean Joyce lands!

8/18/2023 08:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Leo Schmitz

8/18/2023 08:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Love the new admin message for RDO’s being cancelled for mexican independence weekend… first time that has happened.
Off to a great start with the boosting of morale!!!

8/18/2023 08:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

After being completely shit on for the last 3 years, beat officers still show up to work and deal shitty calls, cancelled days off, being understaffed, being hated by the public, etc. And now we’re back to having to deal with some inevitable egotistical inspector who would hand out a SPAR for a day’s worth of beard stubble just so they can justify their existence. That should improve morale.


We hate our own! Don’t deny that we don’t! That’s the biggest is the internal department bullshit. That bullshit makes the outside stuff much worse.

8/18/2023 08:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Covid lock downs coming back by end of sept… i am mr mask, mckinzie will have his inspectors on the hunt for mask-less po’s

https://www.infowars.com/posts/exclusive-biden-admin-preparing-to-bring-back-full-covid-restrictions-rollout-to-begin-mid-september

8/18/2023 09:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Someone should perform a data-warehouse check of pay-roll code 9161, i did , its f--king shocking.

8/18/2023 09:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...




Marxist investigations?

Well, alright. We’re finally on the right track.


Need some help?


8/18/2023 10:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They consider nationalism movements Marxist. It’s sad. Language is being flipped, the black power movement is alive and well but is being fomented by Marxist ideology. The same is happening with the brown, pride, Asian, and white.

Communists want to destroy American corporate power.

The big thing is happening with the bricks meeting next week.

42 nations are confronting American finance.

8/18/2023 10:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SCC not a rumor about the inspectors and uniforms.

Snelling wants big changes with uniform. Thinks we looks like slobs. He does not like the vests or the beards. Going back to old school look. How you leave the academy is how you will look on the streets. Shined boots. Shirt with ties. Leather belt. Hat with shield. Vest under uniform shirt. Star to be worn on uniform shirt.

Tact and gangs teams can still wear outer vest covers. So if you bring in activity then you can be a cool tact guy with the vest. I hope the union fights this. Classic divide and conquer technique.

8/18/2023 10:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey Superintendent Snelling,

Only fools empty ash trays when the house is on fire.

8/18/2023 11:04:00 PM  
Blogger 30 pending and what said...

Walsch in 011. Bet the children don't know that one

8/18/2023 11:18:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...



nspectors are needed, way too many unkempt, out of uniform with uniforms looking like shit! BEARDS that belong on hard core bikers—even if one has a no shave chit, it has to be closely trimmed. Hair out of regs for both sexes. Many of us look like shit.

Don’t be so hard on yourself. Cops looking like unmade beds is a more honest review.
How the beard thing ever came to be is ridiculous, even on some of the women.
Anybody ever get their pants tailored?

Gotta look sharp for the DNC.



8/18/2023 11:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Would love 10-12 hour days but old timers will keep that from happening, they would rather be obligated to show up 6 days a week and work 6 hours a day rather than having to show up 3 times in a row before getting 3 days off give or take the planned schedule. Everyone will say 10-12 hour days are rough and they suck but most suburb departments and other cities that do that schedule love it and have more time off. Let’s be honest, a 12 hour day will really be like 10. 5th district loves it, any unit that has 10 hour days loves it, why wouldn’t patrol in other districts love it?

8/18/2023 01:38:00 PM

Most suburban departments run 12s because they are struggling with manpower. Get some TOJ or feel free to leave for your glorified suburb.

8/18/2023 11:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Forget the 12 hour days. How about a maximum number of cancelled days off in a calendar year. Say 18 a year max. Only exception would be a declared disaster by the State, not the City. Parades are not a disaster, neither are yutes downtown.

8/18/2023 11:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Inspectors are needed, way too many unkempt, out of uniform with uniforms looking like shit! BEARDS that belong on hard core bikers—even if one has a no shave chit, it has to be closely trimmed. Hair out of regs for both sexes. Many of us look like shit.

------

Agreed.

The should be 1 uniform for everyone.
There are about 20 different ways to wear it now.
The CPD looks like a bunch of pirates.

8/19/2023 12:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dupage County Cop here. Just trying to get a better understanding..we recently had all our CPD laterals leave and go back. From my knowledge, they all worked in some of the most dangerous and busiest districts in the city. Is this a common trend? What gives?

8/19/2023 12:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Howard University students are asking for police cars in front of all the dorm buildings.

https://www.nbcwashington.com/news/local/i-was-prepared-to-die-students-attacked-by-a-large-group-of-people-at-howard-university/3404981/

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NO.

2 years ago they screamed DEFUND the po-lice.
You can not have it both ways my democrat dim-wits.

8/19/2023 12:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

J Rat got crushed 81-19 per cent . The next day he called out Pat Yoes and the executive board by calling them sheep . He would know with all the miscasts in his herd ! Great job !

8/19/2023 12:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Worked 12hr days in the burbs. HORRIBLE schedule! I will be utilizing the medical weekly if we switch to 12’s.

8/19/2023 12:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Raising retirement age will have the reverse effect and will cause more coppers to retire and retire sooner. I know the city is pitching 57 or 58 to the boss unions. They better stay strong and reject it!! Get the DROP program to keep more guys!

8/19/2023 12:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Meritintendent!!

8/18/2023 10:37:00 AM

Very true, but too long.

In keeping with the tradition of a nickname, consider 2M which stands for Merit Man.

It is a lot easier than entering 14 letters.

We had PHAT PHIL, JFED, JFLED, GMAC, DUI, TEX, Ritchie, 9.5 and Groot, now we have 2M.

Forgot Gene Roy. He was PLAYBOY, but AHOLE was really more fittinG.

And BIFF was for Big Ignorant Fat Fuck Molloy.

Anybody remember the identities of the 1st and the 16th? Whomever does gets a tip of the hat and the wave of the hand!

8/19/2023 12:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And Shortshanks!

8/19/2023 01:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Despite being gone for 3 years, the comment section remains the same.
Angry hard chargers yelling at angry old timers. Very entertaining 😂

8/18/2023 11:24:00 AM



Just keep your weenis in your pants, pal, and/or don't slip your fingers down into the nethers, front or back, whilst your reading.....


8/19/2023 01:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Once upon a time inspectors were lieutenants and watches were run by captains. Remember quite a few times watching the boss chasing an inspector right out the front door of the station. Back then it was hard to find a bad boss.

8/19/2023 02:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh come on the whole Democratic Party has turned into a Communist organization. So yea lots of Commies in chicago. Only non Communist Democrats that rise up from cemeteries to vote on Election Day.

8/19/2023 05:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

- Dept is pissed at how many clueless 4y guys scored well with zero proactive or court related detective experience.


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then how about the city move away from whatever the Det's test was? What was it some # of MC questions?

The dumbed it down for reasons we all know ....

8/19/2023 05:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Please get rid of those Gang Investigation guys please! They are housed in the D-Units. They’re worthless! They come to the Areas and take office space and vehicles that are already limited. They don’t make any arrests. They leave their offices filthy and run around the city aimlessly. A team of incompetent lazies. Fugitive Apprehension is more of a help. Those gang guys should be used on the watch or the stupid deployment details. Go back to your district!

8/19/2023 05:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Here’s another rumor:

J-Kitty Cat got his ass handed to him yesterday in Vegas in his quest to be National VP. Seems his reputation preceded him, his big mouth being his worst enemy.
On wait. That’s NOT a rumor - it’s FACT.

That mouth only works here in Chicago! The people aboard are just as much a loud mouth as him.

8/19/2023 06:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Would love 10-12 hour days but old timers will keep that from happening, they would rather be obligated to show up 6 days a week and work 6 hours a day rather than having to show up 3 times in a row before getting 3 days off give or take the planned schedule. Everyone will say 10-12 hour days are rough and they suck but most suburb departments and other cities that do that schedule love it and have more time off. Let’s be honest, a 12 hour day will really be like 10. 5th district loves it, any unit that has 10 hour days loves it, why wouldn’t patrol in other districts love it?

8/18/2023 01:38:00 PM

As soon as the 5 year wonders take control of the union you can do as you please. As of now you will work 4 day 8.5 hr weeks, you're welcome.

8/19/2023 06:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

More days off is ALWAYS better !!!!!

8/19/2023 06:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I remember when Ursetti first made Sgt and was assigned to 025. She made her way to news affairs and it was up up and away. She's a nice enough person but as the old saying goes my mom is a nice person but she shouldn't be a police officer.

8/19/2023 06:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Gang investigations back up to 100-150 guys?!? We don’t have enough take home cars for that. So when you newbies get here, you’ll have to share with each other and car pool. Just so you know. And don’t go crying to the vehicle guy about getting a car!

Right, housed inside the D-Unit and the two year wonders each want a take home. They’ve made no arrest. Prove me wrong!

8/19/2023 06:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
How about residency?

8/18/2023 03:13:00 PM

How about it? You knew the requirements before you signed on. You can buy my house when I retire in 2 more years.

8/19/2023 06:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Homicides have declined since they disbanded the units and sent people back to districts. And most districts are still way short on bodies. Maybe it's time to deputize the migrants and put them on foot patrol.

Foot patrol? They’re already on foot patrol, meeting their weed man right outside the station. Male migrants dropping their wives and babies off at Mariano’s on 18 & Canal to beg for money and to do sexual favors. Female migrants jumping in and out of car right in front of the station. Drug deals and prostitution right under our noses.

8/19/2023 06:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

.
The 10 or 12 hour days is the city's only way to combat the manpower shortage. The union will need to correct the current way baby furlo and personal days and the fact you need to add time for your last furlo segment is handled. The next thing the city will do is raise the age from 55 to get insurance, this will force officers to stay longer keeping up manpower.


They raise the age from 55 you will see a mass exodus. It will have the exact opposite effect.

8/19/2023 06:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

12 hour days are going to be tough for officers in faster districts like 011. They will burn out quickly, doesn't matter how many extra days off they fool you young guys with. Just go to the 10 hour days and be done with it. If it works in 005 it can work anywhere.

8/19/2023 06:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

More to come later… can’t type tight now, my fingers are full of Buffalo sauce. It’s all you can eat wings here at the Bellagio buffet… and this is where I’m a Viking!!

8/18/2023 08:30:00 AM

Does buffalo sauce stains come off from underwear? Asking for a friend...

8/19/2023 06:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The 10 or 12 hour days is the city's only way to combat the manpower shortage. The union will need to correct the current way baby furlo and personal days and the fact you need to add time for your last furlo segment is handled. The next thing the city will do is raise the age from 55 to get insurance, this will force officers to stay longer keeping up manpower.

___________________. _______________________ _________


The above plan is horrible! First officers should take off all they can as the job is no longer tolerable. Ah I remember the days when going to work was the best part of the day and 10-12 hours happened because actual police work was being done. I feel sorry for today's P.O.'s because nothing is worse than working for people who try to screw you over at every turn. As for the insurance, I'm pretty sure it's been proven that that carrot won't keep people around longer. When I retired it wasn't even a consideration and I left at 51 running for the exit. Please stay safe everyone and try not to step on any department or city "landmines". And get the hell out of the city and state if possible you'll be happier.

8/19/2023 06:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Old times are not against 12 hour days. We just know how this city works and without protections against canceling days off we won’t agree to the change.

8/19/2023 07:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Anonymous Anonymous said...
Can I get a time check

8/18/2023 09:27:00 A

Haven’t heard that in years, 😂

Someone fill in the hair gels.

8/19/2023 07:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Anonymous said...
Gang investigations back up to 100-150 guys?!? We don’t have enough take home cars for that. So when you newbies get here, you’ll have to share with each other and car pool. Just so you know. And don’t go crying to the vehicle guy about getting a car!

Right, housed inside the D-Unit and the two year wonders each want a take home. They’ve made no arrest. Prove me wrong!

8/19/2023 06:09:00 AM

Why can’t people drive their own damm cars to work like the rest of the world. Who’s entitled to a company car? What a waste of money

8/19/2023 07:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Say bye bye to the molle vest. Rumor has it that Larry is not a big fan of all our equipment on there. He is considering an outer carrier with no molle. He thinks we look sloppy. He likes the old look of the vest under our shirt and crown hat and no baseball caps or gym shoes. WTF! If that happens I’ll be the first one to quit and go to another agency. And the hits keep coming.

8/18/2023 07:42:00 PM

Hey welcome back to the blog! We have missed you since it’s return! See you still have that same axe to grind over the molle vest. Well glad you made it back. Molle isn’t going anywhere.

8/19/2023 08:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

30 pending and what said...
Walsch in 011. Bet the children don't know that one

8/18/2023 11:18:00 PM

First, it’s WALSH. Second, it’s “Sergeant Walsh in 011”.

Quit trying to be Old School when you’re clearly not, child.

8/19/2023 08:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The person that said “you can buy my house” when I retire in 2 years. Coppers like you is the reason why residency will never go away. Selfish selfish selfish. When you bought your house the city was safe. We all know it’s no longer that way. Plus you bungalo is not worth 500k. Shifty ass old houses. Go suck a dick

8/19/2023 09:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

100-125 recruits a month will be impossible unless they either lower the standards more than they have already or increase benefits to the point where qualified people take the job. I doubt they will give more benefits though.

It'll be surprising if they raise the budget for white shirts.

I can definitely see them bringing back inspectors even though we really do not need them. The bosses on the watch should be addressing these issues already. We don't need over paid positions to do barely any work and work half days.

8/19/2023 11:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

12hr shifts suck. Yes. You work less days but you will get burned out quickly.10 hour shifts are the best.

8/19/2023 11:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Residency isnt going away anytime soon, maybe when the stars burn out.

8/19/2023 11:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And BJ just keeps repeating, "build a better stronger safer Chicago". Over and over and over.

8/19/2023 11:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Raising retirement age will have the reverse effect and will cause more coppers to retire and retire sooner. I know the city is pitching 57 or 58 to the boss unions. They better stay strong and reject it!! Get the DROP program to keep more guys!

Not sure about that. Guys are not leaving at 55 or 56 without insurance. They will gut the extra 2 or 3 years out

8/19/2023 11:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Old times are not against 12 hour days. We just know how this city works and without protections against canceling days off we won’t agree to the change.


And even if there was protections. The city would still violate them and say grieve it. So either way not worth it, all you are going to do is help the anti-police political party.

8/19/2023 12:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

First time ever.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Love the new admin message for RDO’s being cancelled for mexican independence weekend… first time that has happened.
Off to a great start with the boosting of morale!!!


Just proves the point don’t give them 12 hour days.

8/19/2023 12:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Want to boost morale : get rid of the chief of patrol he said that Tiered deployment was Browns idea and the cancellation of days of was Browns idea - he’s full of BS, all the days of cancelled are him and tiered deployment is him. And have the COPA administrator removed - COPA is handing out 30-180 days for situations that used to be a reprimand to 5 days

8/19/2023 12:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

For the love of God start getting these young 9161’s out of all these inside spots and put them on the street. So many unnecessary and made up positions that a police officer walking around with a badge and gun don’t need to be doing.

8/19/2023 01:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe inspectors will get rid of the goatees and wacky haircuts.

8/19/2023 01:12:00 PM  
Anonymous PCI Police said...

apparently CIRT is moving to 10 hours day.

8/19/2023 01:36:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

8/18/2023 01:38:00 PM
The suburbs and other cities that have 12 hr days don’t have the constant chaos and work load that we have. The 005th District hates the 10hr days. The units like them because things are different in a unit than in a district.


The 005th district does NOT hate the 10hr day. That’s why we are still there and won’t leave. Don’t speak for us.

8/19/2023 01:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Inspectors are needed, way too many unkempt, out of uniform with uniforms looking like shit! BEARDS that belong on hard core bikers—even if one has a no shave chit, it has to be closely trimmed. Hair out of regs for both sexes. Many of us look like shit.

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Agreed.

The should be 1 uniform for everyone.
There are about 20 different ways to wear it now.
The CPD looks like a bunch of pirates.
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I agree. We look like crap. Friend of mine from AZ visited Chicago and he thought we were security. I laughed. No price.

8/19/2023 01:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If they bring back inspectors i won’t get to wear my baseball cap backwards so I can look cool with my chest length beard

8/19/2023 02:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Snelling has some changes for SWAT.

Big changes coming down for SWAT. 35th Street needs bodies on the street. Swat has 80 bodies assigned there doing absolutely nothing.

Hope you enjoy the south side and west side districts in blue uniform. Word has it you will be assigned to a district and your gear will be on the trucks waiting for you just like the old HBT days and how NYPD ESU does it. No more green. Looks too military. Johnson does not like it.
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SWAT should NOT be on the streets, we need to be constantly training to remain the tip of the spear. it. If you put SWAT in districts half the team would leave SWAT. Our training would be interrupted and we would NOT be ready when patrol needs us. Do Navy SEALs go out and answer call for regular Navy? How about Delta Force? SWAT is a team that gets activated when you break the glass for emergencies.

Equipment on the trucks? I need to have my SWAT Kit with me at all times in case I get THE call. My equipment sitting on a truck can be compromised by the elements. No one touched my SWAT Kit but me. Chicago SWAT is a nationally recognized elite team. This would make us mediocre. Do you as blue shirts want that for your SWAT team.

Snelling you need to get a clue and do some research on best practices for maintaining SWAT standards for full time. Check out what the NTOA has to say. Here you go.

https://ntoa.org/pdf/swatstandards.pdf

Snelling you are the Superintendent, NOT a gym teacher. Act like it.

8/19/2023 02:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

More days off is ALWAYS better !!!!!

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Until they cancel your days off and you work 14 - 12 HOUR DAYS IN A ROW.

WAKE UP !

8/19/2023 02:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SCC not a rumor about the inspectors and uniforms.

Snelling wants big changes with uniform. Thinks we looks like slobs. He does not like the vests or the beards. Going back to old school look. How you leave the academy is how you will look on the streets.

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Even the NYPD when with outside vest covers.

8/19/2023 02:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sorry Soup Larry Smelling but this whole old school uniform changes is not going to work for this Fillmore Ranger.

#1 No shoe shining or leather shoes for this cowboy. My Nike Air gym shoes are working out just fine for me. I even used a sharpie marker on the swoosh. You see I have bunions and Dr Patel wrote me a note so I can take care of my footsies. When I work the desk I sometimes wear horse slippers. God only gave me two feet. I have to take care of them.

#2 Shaving my beard will go against my religious beliefs. I practice and my religion is Odin, Thor and Frey who are my deities. My Gothi or goði, the Old Norse term for a priest and chieftain.write me a lengthy religious exemption. Till Valhalla my friend.

#3 Wearing a leather duty belt. That is a huge NO NO. First of all mine does not fit and Dr Patel would not be happy with that. You see Soup I’ve got a Degenerative disc disease also called: DDD, degeneration of the intervertebral disc. Actually it should be an IOD for carrying all those dog asses on my watch. You don’t want me on the medical do you. I can’t afford it. Three boys in Catholic school. I don’t want Marxist commies running around my house.

#4 Crown hat with a shield is not going to work for this worker. Last time I saw that hat was when my puppy was chewing on it. That particular hat causes my Prurigo nodularis (PN) to become inflammatory thus my scalp disease cause me distress. Dr Patel’s sent me to his cousin, Dr Malaiyandi wrote me a note. It took me six months to break in my CPD baseball cap and look like an OG for my IG videos.

#5 Wearing a vest under my uniform shirt? LMAO. For heaven sakes NO! I got what’s called granuloma annulare and it itches like crazy. I have to apply antifungal creams three times a day and that best would aggravate my condition. Definitely not Soup Larry. My skin has ti breathe and wearing my vest under my shirt would not be conducive for my diagnosis. Got to me in medical compliance. I almost my molle vest allows me to have a nice pouch for my phone charger, my iPad charger (Netflix) and snacks and sprite. You see Larry, I get the low sugar if I don’t eat. My molle vest is my life saver.

My lawyer from the firm Dewey Cheatham and Howe is on retainer.

8/19/2023 03:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Has anyone else noticed that Larry's head comes to a point?

8/19/2023 04:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


“As soon as the 5 year wonders take control of the union you can do as you please. As of now you will work 4 day 8.5 hr weeks, you're welcome.”

60% of all the blue shirts on this job are now Tier 2, and they’re going to disrupt the system sooner or later. Look at the union and how they’re pushing for younger officers to be involved. Wait and see.

12hr days can be done almost anywhere. It requires people to leave their comfort zone.

Mark my words: in less than 3 years, 10hr or 12hr days will be here. It’s all just a matter of negotiated language (extensions, cancelled RDO limits and a host of other issues).

8/19/2023 04:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The 10 or 12 hour days is the city's only way to combat the manpower shortage. The union will need to correct the current way baby furlo and personal days and the fact you need to add time for your last furlo segment is handled. The next thing the city will do is raise the age from 55 to get insurance, this will force officers to stay longer keeping up manpower.


The only manpower problem is from the pay and benfits being so low as to not attract anyone to the job and arrtition rate is high. Its all about market forces.

8/19/2023 04:36:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just wait! Vacation segments that conflict with the dnc and dnc preperations will be blocked out. It's already been talked about.

8/19/2023 04:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

In places that have 10 and 12 hour days, tou have to go back to work after training or court. Also, the fifth district guys were screwed all the time with the cancelled days off. One guy with a four day weekend had ALL of his rdos cancelled and worked 8 12 hour days in a row.

8/19/2023 04:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dupage County Cop here. Just trying to get a better understanding..we recently had all our CPD laterals leave and go back. From my knowledge, they all worked in some of the most dangerous and busiest districts in the city. Is this a common trend? What gives?


Worked for WCSO road patrol before coming to CPD. It's a huge cultural diffrence and we used to have little to no regular supervision. I could also not take the 12 hour days with court and call outs. I miss my own car, thats about it. But, cpd is going to be more lake a suburb soon with all the mickey mouse shit and data mining. Also, don't miss writing a report for everything. All that said, most the laterals leaving CPD were not balls of fire.

8/19/2023 05:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My lawyer from the firm Dewey Cheatham and Howe is on retainer.


8/19/2023 03:51:00 PM

LMAO! You tell ‘em Fillmore Ranger. No doubt you were hitting the sauce when you wrote that. I totally agree with you.

I’ve got to use your doctors.

8/19/2023 05:05:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

8/18/2023 07:42:00 PM

Hey welcome back to the blog! We have missed you since it’s return! See you still have that same axe to grind over the molle vest. Well glad you made it back. Molle isn’t going anywhere.

8/19/2023 08:45:00 AM

I agree with you. Molle is here to stay. The city can’t afford to reimburse 12,000 police officers for purchasing an outer vest cover and all the pouches I bought. If they want a vest cover with no molle, the city has to buy it. That’s not gonna to happen. Johnson tried to force us to wear that stupid tie clip, and most of us didn’t even wear ties. Waste of money.

8/19/2023 05:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

8/19/2023 02:19:00 PM

Swat going to the districts is not a bad idea. We could use the help even if it was for three days days a week. We could totally use the help in Englewood. They could answer calls for three days and train the other days. I don’t see why they would have to wear a blue uniform. Let them wear there SWAT greens.

8/19/2023 05:18:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
SCC not a rumor about the inspectors and uniforms.

Snelling wants big changes with uniform. Thinks we looks like slobs. He does not like the vests or the beards. Going back to old school look. How you leave the academy is how you will look on the streets.

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Even the NYPD when with outside vest covers.

Are you sure? I was just out there and I didn’t see them wearing outer covers. Wearing outer vest covers are a huge morale boost. Some agencies are allowing beards. It’s time to modernize the CPD uniform. We don’t need that stupid leather belt or to wear a hat with a shield and a vest under our shirt.

I think it’s time we went to a dark blue shirt just like the Firearms Instructors wear. It looks better with the black outer vest cover. Keep the light blue shirt for our dress uniform. They also need to approve the taser being allowed to be carried on the vest. Lots of agencies allow their Officers and it’s tactically more efficient.

Let’s go Superintendent, that’s a great way to improve our morale.

8/19/2023 05:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Please get rid of those Gang Investigation guys please! They are housed in the D-Units. They’re worthless! They come to the Areas and take office space and vehicles that are already limited. They don’t make any arrests. They leave their offices filthy and run around the city aimlessly. A team of incompetent lazies. Fugitive Apprehension is more of a help. Those gang guys should be used on the watch or the stupid deployment details. Go back to your district!


Fugitive apprehension is good at picking up sex offenders that is about it. Horrible at anything that involves an investigation.

8/19/2023 05:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Agreed.

The should be 1 uniform for everyone.
There are about 20 different ways to wear it now.
The CPD looks like a bunch of pirates.
—————-
I agree. We look like crap. Friend of mine from AZ visited Chicago and he thought we were security. I laughed. No price.

Retired Deuce Copper here and forget Marine.

Y’all look like shit. Wearing baseball hats backwards. Cargo pants bulging out like parachute pants. Vests like you are in a combat zone. PO Maslanka is rolling over in his grave. Take some pride. Your appearance should command respect.

Stay safe. Semper Fi!

8/19/2023 05:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Do Navy SEALs go out and answer call for regular Navy? How about Delta Force? SWAT is a team that gets activated when you break the glass for emergencies.


Look Tackleberry, you watch to much TV. You are not a Navy SEAL What a goof ball you are. I was on HBT and not only did we train but we were part of an elite unit called SOS. When we came into a district the savage knew play time was over. We locked up hardcore criminals and were ready for any HBT job.

You “swat” prima donnas have it made. Take home cars, extra training time, working out and state of the art equipment. HBT did more with less. Stop your whining and help the districts out when asked. I guarantee most of you swat pukes couldn’t make on HBT. Fred would have dumped most of you on a phone call. Now go get your shine box.

8/19/2023 05:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...

The person that said “you can buy my house” when I retire in 2 years. Coppers like you is the reason why residency will never go away. Selfish selfish selfish. When you bought your house the city was safe. We all know it’s no longer that way. Plus you bungalo is not worth 500k. Shifty ass old houses. Go suck a dick

8/19/2023 09:36:00 AM

I don't understand your crying tantrum about the poster being selfish and the vulgar remarks. That's not why residency will not go away, fool. A good number would move out of the city. but not all. The tax base continues to shrink and residency would not help that any. You live in the city, you tend to shop in the city. Live out of the city, shop out of the city too. Less taxes for Crooked Chicago. But you are right, crime is much worse in previously mostly safe neighborhoods Thank the democrap criminal loving politicians for that. That's not the fault of the poster unless he voted for the imbeciles that continue to do all the damage.

And the word is bungalow. Old brick houses built well and kept up well in good neighborhoods are not in my opinion shitty houses. Overpriced, well everything is. And property taxes are too high and will continue to rise. Newer flimsy stick built houses are the real "shitty ass" over priced houses.

8/19/2023 06:05:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Snelling wants big changes with uniform. Thinks we looks like slobs. He does not like the vests or the beards. Going back to old school look. How you leave the academy is how you will look on the streets. Shined boots. Shirt with ties. Leather belt. Hat with shield. Vest under uniform shirt. Star to be worn on uniform shirt.

Tact and gangs teams can still wear outer vest covers. So if you bring in activity then you can be a cool tact guy with the vest. I hope the union fights this. Classic divide and conquer technique.
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If this is true, please don’t let them divide and conquer us! If Snelling tries to take away the vest cover, every gang and tact officer should request to go back to the watch.

FOP are you paying attention?Setiously?This is an officer safety issue!!! If we stand together,we cannot be pushed around.This needs to go before an arbitrator ASAP or a class action lawsuit. An emergency injunction needs to be filed. A new superintendent can’t just come in and change the uniform.That’s why we have a uniform board.We need to make this a top priority for our new contract.This should be up to labor not management.JC needs to get ahead of this by going to the media.This an abuse of his power and should not be tolerated.

8/19/2023 06:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

8/18/2023 07:42:00 PM

Stop spreading rumors! The Superintendent cannot just change the uniform GO for rank and file. The molle vest is an approved authorized uniform item in our General Order. The uniform committee is the only ones who can rescind a uniform item, but all of us who purchased our own vest would be grandfathered in. They could only do it to the new recruits coming on the job. Good luck trying to figure out who’s who.

You’re probably some old timer reliving your days of glory in the 60s and 70s. Times have changed. We are no longer a paramilitary organization and uniform and grooming standards have relaxed over the years and that’s a good thing.

Honestly, we really need to do away with a field uniform. A polo shirt with cargo pants is good enough with an outer vest as long as it has our star and name on it should suffice. Keep the dress uniform for parades and ceremonies only.

Just my two cents worth.

8/19/2023 06:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Inspectors are needed, way too many unkempt, out of uniform with uniforms looking like shit! BEARDS that belong on hard core bikers—even if one has a no shave chit, it has to be closely trimmed. Hair out of regs for both sexes. Many of us look like shit.

Don’t be so hard on yourself. Cops looking like unmade beds is a more honest review.
How the beard thing ever came to be is ridiculous, even on some of the women.
Anybody ever get their pants tailored?

Gotta look sharp for the DNC.

Don’t give a damn about the DNC. Inspectors are NOT needed. Dude relax it’s just some garments. We are not in basic training and this isn’t the marines. Who cares about a beard or if a chick wears her hair down. I don’t. I think the department is overstepping their boundaries and possible case for a 1st amendment violation could be made. Enough with stupid uniforms and inspections. I get it, when you are in the academy it’s a part of tradition and culture. Whoopi Doo Dah. The academy instructors including the white shirts didn’t really care and it has zero to do with being a good police officer. DUDE, stop sweating the minor details.No one gives a shit. the We have bigger problems to worry about like making more money. If you care about that shit than go and join the state police or the military. I’ve never ironed or pressed my uniform. Straight from the drier to my skin. Haven’t bought any new uniforms for 12 years. Not going to happen.


8/19/2023 06:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Old times are not against 12 hour days. We just know how this city works and without protections against canceling days off we won’t agree to the change.

8/19/2023 07:08:00 AM
Speak for yourself & yourself only! I have 27 years and I'm against 12 and 10 hour days!!!

8/19/2023 07:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
If they bring back inspectors i won’t get to wear my baseball cap backwards so I can look cool with my chest length beard

8/19/2023 02:07:00 PM

I could care less about a stupid hat, beards, vest cover, or 10 or 12 hour days. Fund OUR pension. That should be TOP PRIORITY instead of this other garbage. You millennials care about looking cool instead of getting paid. If I have to come out of retirement because my pension is not being paid I’ll whip your little punk asses in the district parking lot. I guarantee you I could still do it. You hipster won’t stand a chance. Smarten up and do as your told.

8/19/2023 07:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Everybody take a deep breath. SCC said rumors this is not gospel.
All this talk about inspectors, uniform changes, residency, and promotions will tear you up. Relax. You can’t change things so
look forward to the 1st and 16th. Enjoy the job. Enjoy your fellow co workers. Get an ice cream cone and lick it slowly. Take a
picture with your fellow brothers and sisters. Before you know it, time will pass and you will be retired. You have a seat to the greatest show on earth.

Salty Old Timer

8/19/2023 07:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Inspectors are coming back in a big way. McKenzie is in charge of them and uniforms and job response time are the first priority.

:) :( ;) :/

Snelling always looked sharp in his uniform at the academy. His shirts were always tailored. FRESH and CLEAN! You can bet your ass he’s going to come down hard on those that look like they just rolled out of bed. Get rid of that stupid vest. It’s about time. CPD looks like ghetto gutter rats. Get ‘‘em Snelling! These 20 push-ups are for you. Up! Down!

8/19/2023 08:05:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Swat needs to stay put just the way they are. We just did a Homeland Security FTX on the river. Citizens of the Chi, to include coppers thought they saw Seal Team (6 ST6)!operating executing a hostage rescue. That was the Green Ghosts G.G. people coming out of the shadows to save lives. We have trained with ST6 and we need to keep training. Answering calls? Will never happen. Snelling is all about SWAT. Work on your shooting and you could be a part of Chicago SWAT. Stop hating and spreading rumors.

G.G.

8/19/2023 08:15:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Snelling has some changes for SWAT.

Big changes coming down for SWAT. 35th Street needs bodies on the street. Swat has 80 bodies assigned there doing absolutely nothing.

Irresponsible talk like this will cause SWAT operators to leave the team. Many of us have put our hearts into this team. We don’t receive any type of D3 pay or any incentive pay like other specialized units. Many of us had to buy our own equipment and we are on call with ZERO compensation. We are a strictly voluntary unit with a legitimate selection process. No phone call. No merit. Every operator in this unit earned the title Chicago Police SWAT Operator. In my humble opinion, we are the only legitimate unit on CPD. FACT! We constantly grind with OUR blood, sweat, and tears. What the chain of command needs to understand is we are a necessary evil. You need us, we don’t need you. So stay in your lane and stop the foolish talk.

8/19/2023 08:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Will inspectors have the balls to write up all of the ridiculous hair, nails, beards and jewelry? We’ll see. (Yeah, right).

Who will write up the inspectors?

8/19/2023 08:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Believe me the Fireside luvs it’s schedule…, no way it gets changed!

8/19/2023 09:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sorry Swat..Keep patting yourself on the shoulder..We will always be on scene first waiting for your lazy asses for an hour at least..they way this City trains, beat officers can and have done better than SWAT!!!! You guys chose to be on that team, so if you don't get the kudos or other benefits you see others get, don't Bitch, it was YOUR choice. You get clothing allowance like the rest of us...Use It. Boo Hoo, Whining bitches.

8/19/2023 09:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Inspectors are needed, way too many unkempt, out of uniform with uniforms looking like shit! BEARDS that belong on hard core bikers—even if one has a no shave chit, it has to be closely trimmed. Hair out of regs for both sexes. Many of us look like shit.

Don’t be so hard on yourself. Cops looking like unmade beds is a more honest review.
How the beard thing ever came to be is ridiculous, even on some of the women.
Anybody ever get their pants tailored?

Gotta look sharp for the DNC.


Ahh yes another “back in my day” end of the ride old timer. If you think a pressed uniform is gonna make dude not resist you or not take off on you and give you the respect you “think” you deserve than you are as dumb as you came across in this post. The DNC and the communist Democratic Party can kiss my ass.

Beards, tattoo’s, crown caps gym shoes etc does not matter in 2023 policing. Especially in regards to policing a shithole blue city. Coppers should focus on physical fitness more so than a pressed uniform nobody gives a damn about.

8/19/2023 10:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We hired the timid and weak because no one answered the call the uniforms got messy as did the dreadlocks in the academy and the man buns muticolored female hair now it’s normal what do you want to put your blue vests back on I’m sure their still in your lockers next to the 5 night sticks you grabbed from squads and other sundry of uninventoried items. Then you can be styled with your poly wools without cargos and shiny patient leather shoes we work with the guy who hasn’t changed his uniform since the academy 25 years ago. Just a short timer Crabb ass blogger oh im sorry Sarge you were a detective right im sure you were in uniform plenty in the area. I think not. Log your cars watch out for the newbies be a sergeant.

8/19/2023 10:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Stop fighting, whining, insulting, accusing, finger pointing, uniform this, uniform that, vest this, vest that, JCAT is this and that. Fuqque all that bullshit! Move onto a serious topic.

How about BJ and the BEAR?

8/19/2023 10:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Inspectors can start with all the tinted windshield police.

8/19/2023 10:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Some of you seem like complete strokes. Fantasizing over pressed slacks?! I can’t remember the last time I’ve seen a copper with the vest under their shirt. Just where exactly are people supposed to keep the ridiculous amount of gear we carry nowadays? All on their belt? Try squeezing a taser and a Lemart pouch onto your leather belt along with all your other gear. Also, why do some people get all bent out of shape over beards? I’ve had a bump card since 2006 and maintain a well groomed beard. The fact that it bothers some of you makes me laugh. Jealousy I’m assuming.

8/19/2023 10:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Swat needs to stay put just the way they are. We just did a Homeland Security FTX on the river. Citizens of the Chi, to include coppers thought they saw Seal Team (6 ST6)!operating executing a hostage rescue. That was the Green Ghosts G.G. people coming out of the shadows to save lives. We have trained with ST6 and we need to keep training. Answering calls? Will never happen. Snelling is all about SWAT. Work on your shooting and you could be a part of Chicago SWAT. Stop hating and spreading rumors.

G.G.

8/19/2023 08:15:00 PM

Please tell me this is a joke. If not, you are a huge douchebag.

8/19/2023 11:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There will be no enforcement of hair standards. Employers are to leave it alone because
on June 30, 2022, Governor Pritzker signed the Create a Respectful and Open Workplace for Natural Hair Act (CROWN Act). In essence, the CROWN Act prohibits employers from discriminating against employees because of race-based hairstyles and hair textures. The Act went into effect on January 1, 2023. Illinois joins 17 other states that have passed similar laws and more than half of all states have pending legislation for consideration.

8/19/2023 11:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I repeat that there will be no enforcement of hair standards. Employers are to leave it alone because
on June 30, 2022, Governor Pritzker signed the Create a Respectful and Open Workplace for Natural Hair Act (CROWN Act).

In essence, the CROWN Act prohibits employers from discriminating against employees because of race-based hairstyles and hair textures. The Act went into effect on January 1, 2023. Illinois joins 17 other states that have passed similar laws and more than half of all states have pending legislation for consideration.

Suffice to say, those long nail/claws/talons will likely be exempt under the CROWN Act.


8/19/2023 11:36:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That was just his sales pitch when he was running for his first election. Never heard about it since. JCat is morphing into a democrat politician.


Agreed...just like his promise to get weed off of random drug!

8/20/2023 12:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

“We constantly grind with OUR blood, sweat, and tears. What the chain of command needs to understand is we are a necessary evil. You need us, we don’t need you. So stay in your lane and stop the foolish talk.”


This po needs to be taken out of swat and sent for some psychological counseling. He is dangerous to himself, the swat unit and the rest of CPD.

No unit should have the name ‘ special’ in its title. No one in the CPD is special. When officers believe they are special problems arise.

8/20/2023 12:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Please…for the love of your health and family…fight these 12 hour days. I promise you they will burn you out and ruin your personal life. Yes…the suburbs do them…however they don’t have the call volume and violence we have. Also…you know the city never does anything “temporarily” to benefit you. They do it to benefit themselves. They will cut the manpower numbers and our pension will never get funded. There is no balance with the 12 hour day. You literally wake up, get ready, and work all day. You’re not getting more time off. It’s just condensed. For those with kids…when will you pick up and drop off at school? How will you help with homework? There will only be 2 watches. Imagine working midnights and getting a late domestic 19k right before check off. You’re looking at a 13-14 hour day. Not to mention…how many of us travel 1 hour to work? Add that to your day. Do not do anything that benefits the city and believe me this is a benefit to them only.

8/20/2023 12:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Would love 10-12 hour days but old timers will keep that from happening, they would rather be obligated to show up 6 days a week and work 6 hours a day rather than having to show up 3 times in a row before getting 3 days off give or take the planned schedule. Everyone will say 10-12 hour days are rough and they suck but most suburb departments and other cities that do that schedule love it and have more time off. Let’s be honest, a 12 hour day will really be like 10. 5th district loves it, any unit that has 10 hour days loves it, why wouldn’t patrol in other districts love it?

8/18/2023 01:38:00 PM

Dude how short is your memory? Do you remember working in 2020? The twelves suck. LA does them but they have an awesome system and they only work 3 days a week.

8/20/2023 12:41:00 AM  
Blogger Ranger Rick, Captain of Infantry said...

Excellent idea moving the SWAT operators out to the districts. If they have extras we’ll take ‘em. We have a shortage of telephone operators here in 020.

8/20/2023 01:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Every new superintendent people say they're planning on getting rid of the vest carriers. Uniforms need to be cleaned up, but the vest carrier is pretty much essential these days.

--With the size of some POs, they literally cannot fit all the required equipment on a duty belt. Not to mention some officers even have their IFAKs attached on the vest carrier. That will be a nice suntimes article in a couple years when some community member bleeds out because a new uniform requirement came out which effectively mandated that all personal medical kits are not to be carried on an officer but kept in their cars. At least the officers on scene will be wearing their crown caps.

--BWCs are sacrosanct in policing these days. Does the city want every policing event recorded by BWCs attached by magnets or a flimsy plastic slide to a uniform shirt pocket? How many days will officers start taking for not stopping in the middle of a fight to find and re-secure their BWCs to their uniform shirts? The only secure attachment of a BWC is the molle to a vest. Maybe the city can update the uniform shirts to have molle strips.

--There is empirical evidence that outer carriers are load bearing and reduce the stress on officer's backs, hips etc. It's unfortunate enough Lakefront Laura thinks we look too scary, but to the people who are insecure that some asshole in Arizona thinks we look like security guards really give a fuck about what people think when you make it to the pension with bullshit back problems for no reason besides VEST CARRIER UGLY/SCARY/WE LOOK LIKE PIRATES.

Yea uniforms and vests have gotten sloppy, and they should be cleaned up. But then again who cares. The only people who care hate your guts, and everyone else doesn't notice or care.

8/20/2023 02:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Response: If the SWAT Unit is the only unit that is legitimate unit on the department and your working harder than anyone for no more pay. Then the whole group of you are suckers. Bosses get a lot more money and a lot of them are doing nothing. Men and women on CPD have plush assignments where they do little to nothing. Work smart not hard and don’t buy into the bull-shit. No one likes a kiss ass braggart. It’s nice you earned your spot, but I’m sure you make that spot because the boss sets the standards and say when the standards change. Also the standards can change and you will be replaced. Don’t buy into what the bosses say, even in SWAT. It’s all bull-shit kid, as my FTO would say. Today your special and tomorrow you will realize your being used. The whole team should give it up until you get payed properly for the high risk that on you and the loss your family may face.

Best of luck to you and I wish you nothing but the best. Today you might be upset with some of or all of what I said. Maybe later you will realize that if you are not getting paid for what you believe is fair than you are being used. You choose this venue to express it and now everyone knows your being taken advantage of.

Anonymous said...
Anonymous said...
Snelling has some changes for SWAT.

Big changes coming down for SWAT. 35th Street needs bodies on the street. Swat has 80 bodies assigned there doing absolutely nothing.

Irresponsible talk like this will cause SWAT operators to leave the team. Many of us have put our hearts into this team. We don’t receive any type of D3 pay or any incentive pay like other specialized units. Many of us had to buy our own equipment and we are on call with ZERO compensation. We are a strictly voluntary unit with a legitimate selection process. No phone call. No merit. Every operator in this unit earned the title Chicago Police SWAT Operator. In my humble opinion, we are the only legitimate unit on CPD. FACT! We constantly grind with OUR blood, sweat, and tears. What the chain of command needs to understand is we are a necessary evil. You need us, we don’t need you. So stay in your lane and stop the foolish talk.

8/19/2023 08:30:00 PM

8/20/2023 03:32:00 AM  
Blogger 008 2nd Watch DOG said...

Anonymous said...
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Raising retirement age will have the reverse effect and will cause more coppers to retire and retire sooner. I know the city is pitching 57 or 58 to the boss unions. They better stay strong and reject it!! Get the DROP program to keep more guys!

Not sure about that. Guys are not leaving at 55 or 56 without insurance. They will gut the extra 2 or 3 years out

8/19/2023 11:57:00 AM

I out at 50 and jumping on the wife’s insurance. This job is a joke and 2 years can’t come fast enough.

8/20/2023 08:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Quit stroking yourself SWAt guy, you are not needed, actually no one on this job is needed. We are all replaceable!!

8/20/2023 09:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Forget the 12 hour days. How about a maximum number of cancelled days off in a calendar year. Say 18 a year max. Only exception would be a declared disaster by the State, not the City. Parades are not a disaster, neither are yutes downtown.

8/18/2023 11:58:00 PM

We as a city have been in a declared disaster since 2020, covid, migrants, dnc, and finally climate change.

Wake up! Never let a crisis go to waste.

8/20/2023 09:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Anonymous said...
Snelling has some changes for SWAT.

Big changes coming down for SWAT. 35th Street needs bodies on the street. Swat has 80 bodies assigned there doing absolutely nothing.

Irresponsible talk like this will cause SWAT operators to leave the team. Many of us have put our hearts into this team. We don’t receive any type of D3 pay or any incentive pay like other specialized units. Many of us had to buy our own equipment and we are on call with ZERO compensation. We are a strictly voluntary unit with a legitimate selection process. No phone call. No merit. Every operator in this unit earned the title Chicago Police SWAT Operator. In my humble opinion, we are the only legitimate unit on CPD. FACT! We constantly grind with OUR blood, sweat, and tears. What the chain of command needs to understand is we are a necessary evil. You need us, we don’t need you. So stay in your lane and stop the foolish talk.

SHUT THE F**K UP you DINGLE BERRY DOUCHE BAG!!!
“Legitimate” unit?!?! Stop kidding yourselves!!!
There’s a million stories on how “Legitimate” SWAT is. And if you never heard any of them, you think you might be one on the receiving end?!?! Let me guess, had a dad that was a boss, or was on SWAT? Wake the f**k up!!! You’re a cog in the wheel and probably don’t know dick about police work. The world doesn’t revolve around SWAT. Go back to eating your bag of dicks.

8/20/2023 11:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

FACT! We constantly grind with OUR blood, sweat, and tears. What the chain of command needs to understand is we are a necessary evil. You need us, we don’t need you. So stay in your lane and stop the foolish talk.

8/19/2023 08:30:00 PM

Where do they find you suck holes. It has to be your merit managers. Every Lt on swat was a merit appointee. Couldn’t pass the test special operator? I am a two tour combat US Marine and have no desire to join SWAT. Stop believing you are elite or special, just RETARDS.

8/20/2023 12:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Quit stroking yourself SWAt guy, you are not needed, actually no one on this job is needed. We are all replaceable!!

8/20/2023 09:31:00 AM

——————————————

You’re gonna need us moron. When the shot hits the fan, you’ll be crying for swat.

8/20/2023 12:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Swat needs to stay put just the way they are. We just did a Homeland Security FTX on the river. Citizens of the Chi, to include coppers thought they saw Seal Team (6 ST6)!operating executing a hostage rescue. That was the Green Ghosts G.G. people coming out of the shadows to save lives. We have trained with ST6 and we need to keep training. Answering calls? Will never happen. Snelling is all about SWAT. Work on your shooting and you could be a part of Chicago SWAT. Stop hating and spreading rumors.

G.G."

Shut the fk up dude. 10 years ago I'd say you have a point. None of you do SWAT shit anymore. It's all call outs, sit and wait for the guy to blow everyone's heads off or flush the dope down the toilet. You guys are restricted in what you can as far as entry. Keep training for stuff that you'll never do. Plus 80 percent of your members never did shit on the street and that's a fact. Never chased dude with a gun in a dark gang way so please tell me how he will react to the real deal upon entry to a house??? Your unit isn't the same anymore just admit it. Keep up that training with the seals I'm sure they don't laugh at you.

Sincerely,
Marine Corps scout sniper CAR X3

Sincerely,

8/20/2023 01:36:00 PM  
Blogger Happycop said...

SWAT is a joke. You guys just sit and wait you're not needed unless the working police is actually being proactive. You're probably some cry baby who didn't want to learn the job and went to SWAT. You're not an necessary evil. The only people needed in this entire department are Blue shirts.

8/20/2023 02:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Agree on Ursitti. She’s very nice person but the First Deputy she’s not. Unless she has a hard ass side, she’s not right for the job...."


A hard ass side? Coming from the same person that went on "stress leave" when she was commander at the academy? THAT Ursitti?
She was gone of what, 6 months?

She should have been dumped back to a rank that she could handle.


And before anyone goes sticking up for her- no, she wasn't sick. She laid up on Stress Leave.

Oh, she's a "nice person"!
If you pay attention, every time someone says they are a "nice person", it's like the new euphemism of "fucking idiot".

8/20/2023 02:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SCC not a rumor about the inspectors and uniforms.

Snelling wants big changes with uniform. Thinks we looks like slobs. He does not like the vests or the beards. Going back to old school look. How you leave the academy is how you will look on the streets. Shined boots. Shirt with ties. Leather belt. Hat with shield. Vest under uniform shirt. Star to be worn on uniform shirt.

Tact and gangs teams can still wear outer vest covers. So if you bring in activity then you can be a cool tact guy with the vest. I hope the union fights this. Classic divide and conquer technique.


8/18/2023 10:57:00 PM

You hope the Union fights what?
Your "right" to look like a bag of shit? Your "right" not to do anything?
Take a little pride in how you look, and maybe in what you represent.

8/20/2023 03:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
For the love of God start getting these young 9161’s out of all these inside spots and put them on the street. So many unnecessary and made up positions that a police officer walking around with a badge and gun don’t need to be doing.

8/19/2023 01:09:00 PM

Like all the 5-7 year "experts" teaching at the academy?
How many full duty officers do you really need to work the desk?

8/20/2023 03:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Someone should perform a data-warehouse check of pay-roll code 9161, i did , its f--king shocking.

8/18/2023 09:34:00 PM

Whatever number had, take out 535 for the number of recruits in the academy counted as police officers.

8/20/2023 03:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Just wait! Vacation segments that conflict with the dnc and dnc preperations will be blocked out. It's already been talked about.

8/19/2023 04:43:0

Holy shit, you are stupid. How do you make it through life being this dumb?
Or do you just regurgitate whatever another dumb ass says?
Which makes you even dumber, because you lack the ability of an original thought, only the ability to mimic.
You need to give it up! A parrot can do your job, and is probably easier to clean up after.

8/20/2023 03:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Never in my 20 years have considered calling swat. But I have seen others call and it takes you over an hour to get there and then you wait for the guy to kill himself. The end.

8/20/2023 05:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
"Swat needs to stay put just the way they are. We just did a Homeland Security FTX on the river. Citizens of the Chi, to include coppers thought they saw Seal Team (6 ST6)!operating executing a hostage rescue. That was the Green Ghosts G.G. people coming out of the shadows to save lives. We have trained with ST6 and we need to keep training. Answering calls? Will never happen. Snelling is all about SWAT. Work on your shooting and you could be a part of Chicago SWAT. Stop hating and spreading rumors.

G.G

Casper the Ghost was tougher than you swat puke. I can’t stop laughing at you bag of dicks. I think it’s a great idea to put you dick wads on the south and west side. You might end up getting your first UUW.

8/20/2023 06:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

8/18/2023 10:57:00 PM

You hope the Union fights what?
Your "right" to look like a bag of shit? Your "right" not to do anything?
Take a little pride in how you look, and maybe in what you represent.

8/20/2023 03:01:00 PM

Yeah Union Guy that’s what you should be doing. Fighting for us. No one should be subjected to mandatory grooming and uniform requirements. It’s 2023. This isn’t your grandpa’s CPD. FOP can easily file an injunction of Snelling tried to get rid of the outer vest carrier. I suggest you read a law book. We paid for our molle carrier thus the city would have to reimburse us. No way that’s going to happen so blow me.

8/20/2023 06:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Blogger Happycop said...
SWAT is a joke. You guys just sit and wait you're not needed unless the working police is actually being proactive. You're probably some cry baby who didn't want to learn the job and went to SWAT. You're not an necessary evil. The only people needed in this entire department are Blue shirts.

8/20/2023 02:46:00 PM

Most of those swat dildos have less than 3 years on the job. One of them told me they are like navy seals. They actually believe it.

8/20/2023 06:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

8/18/2023 07:42:00 PM

Can’t wear gym shoes anyways

8/20/2023 07:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
"Swat needs to stay put just the way they are. We just did a Homeland Security FTX on the river. Citizens of the Chi, to include coppers thought they saw Seal Team (6 ST6)!operating executing a hostage rescue. That was the Green Ghosts G.G. people coming out of the shadows to save lives. We have trained with ST6 and we need to keep training. Answering calls? Will never happen. Snelling is all about SWAT. Work on your shooting and you could be a part of Chicago SWAT. Stop hating and spreading rumors.

G.G.

That was your version of a maritime hostage rescue? Hahahaha. Are you proud of that? No fast roping from a helo? No “Hook and Climb Insertions”? No underwater delivery ops? What the fuck do you idiots train on all day? You guys are clowns. You pulled up in a CPD Marine Patrol boat with sirens blasting, The point guy had a shield. Hahahaha. And the bad guys had the high ground. You ass clowns would have been eaten up if this was real world. I am sure DHS was laughing their asses off. My kid’s air soft team could have done a better job. You trained with DEVGRU? They must’ve shown you the mentally challenged 3rd world country tactics. Hahahaha.

GG please go back to playing Call of Duty.




8/20/2023 08:31:00 PM  
Blogger Was that a SPEEDBUMP?! said...

I retired last January, 22 years on and 57 yo. I saw this coming last year and I chose my 13 yo son instead. Being a Police Officer is a noble profession, truly. For all the young bucks out there, pace yourself as things will eventually get better. Something I noticed a few years ago was that a lot of new hires, don't have the "team mentality". Watch out for each other. On the street, your team is all you have. Be aware of your surroundings and "read the road". Look for the senior officers, they may not have stripes but the seasoning that they have wasn't free. Good luck folks.

8/20/2023 08:53:00 PM  
Anonymous The town hall tickler said...

You should see the 019th district desk dollies and house Mouses. POs with less than 5 years working inside. You can see how scared they are to work the streets just by looking at them. Softer than puppy shit. No one knows what they do. How many secretaries are needed? They even made up a "social media officer" position. Any schmuck can post pictures online. Alas, just another NOJO I missed.

8/20/2023 08:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Yeah Union Guy that’s what you should be doing. Fighting for us. No one should be subjected to mandatory grooming and uniform requirements. It’s 2023. This isn’t your grandpa’s CPD. FOP can easily file an injunction of Snelling tried to get rid of the outer vest carrier. I suggest you read a law book. We paid for our molle carrier thus the city would have to reimburse us. No way that’s going to happen so blow me.


Not so fast. Make sure you know what you’re talking about. A Molle vest or outer carrier are only APPROVED items… no mandatory. What’s mandatory is wearing a vest. You may legally fulfill that requirement by wearing it under your shirt. IF YOU choose to wear it on the outside you may, but you have to wear an approved vest carrier. So no, they don’t have to reimburse you for anything. You could have worn it under your shirt to be in compliance, YOU CHOSE to elect to wear it on the outside which means you bought a Molle carrier. Just stop looking like a slob.

8/20/2023 10:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Here’s another rumor:

J-Kitty Cat got his ass handed to him yesterday in Vegas in his quest to be National VP. Seems his reputation preceded him, his big mouth being his worst enemy.

On wait. That’s NOT a rumor - it’s FACT.

More to come later… can’t type tight now, my fingers are full of Buffalo sauce. It’s all you can eat wings here at the Bellagio buffet… and this is where I’m a Viking!!

8/18/2023 08:30:00 AM


Don’t you mean Fatstavitch?? One of the dumbest, babaling morons this union has ever seen. Selfies with food is all this guy does and then puts it on Facebook. A complete moron who is only in the Union so he doesn’t have to go back to an area and do work. He’s useless and he tells everyone he’s a “Union delegate”… like he’s Henry hill from goodfellas. He’s a stroke.

8/20/2023 10:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Dupage County Cop here. Just trying to get a better understanding..we recently had all our CPD laterals leave and go back. From my knowledge, they all worked in some of the most dangerous and busiest districts in the city. Is this a common trend? What gives?

8/19/2023 12:24:00 AM


Haha. I know. Because they leave CPD and realize they have gone to a department that doesn’t allow “early ducks”, furlough Friday’s and they expect you to go out and write movers and DUIs. There’s not calling late for an hour on the front or getting a cut on your Friday. Lots of people finding that the grass isn’t always greener. In CPD you can work a beat car, do zeros every day and make over 100k for doing nothing. Can’t do that in the burbs.

8/20/2023 11:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...



What if Snelling implements his Quarter Master system of issuing uniforms that he would have made to his set standards? Rip a pair of pants-turn them in for a new pair. Rip a shirt-turn it in for a new one.
And when you retire, uniforms will all be City property that you’d have to turn in or pay for if records aren’t straight??
Would used pants and shirts be re-issued?
The guys a lunatic to even consider that.
Plus…That would suck as there goes the uniform allowance.

8/21/2023 12:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Snelling Supt
Tirado/ Ursitti First
Jerome/ Patrol
Shemash/ Detectives
DEVRIES/ BOC
McDermott/ Captain
Blanton/ IAD
Starks / deputy IAD
Costello/ street deputy

Now your list looks a lite better than that other one. Blanton to IAD is ideal. She’s anal when it comes to investigations. She’s going to make sure the work get done. She’s just a better fit.

8/21/2023 06:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Capt. Obvious said...

You “swat” prima donnas have it made. Take home cars, extra training time, working out and state of the art equipment. HBT did more with less. Stop your whining and help the districts out when asked. I guarantee most of you swat pukes couldn’t make on HBT. Fred would have dumped most of you on a phone call. Now go get your shine box.

HBT? You mean Hardly Been Trained? Huge Belly Team? Fred's Favorite Fuckballs? Not SEALs for sure but there are some good dudes there that truly care and are dedicated to the cause. Others are just there to wear 'Green to be seen'

8/21/2023 10:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

GG please go back to playing Call of Duty.

Leave GG alone. He needs to be psyched. Those tools at Homan have inferiority complexes. They played a lot of GI Joe but never served in combat or did real police work.

8/21/2023 10:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Swat needs to stay put just the way they are. We just did a Homeland Security FTX on the river. Citizens of the Chi, to include coppers thought they saw Seal Team (6 ST6)!operating executing a hostage rescue. That was the Green Ghosts G.G. people coming out of the shadows to save lives. We have trained with ST6 and we need to keep training. Answering calls? Will never happen. Snelling is all about SWAT. Work on your shooting and you could be a part of Chicago SWAT. Stop hating and spreading rumors.

G.G

Casper the Ghost was tougher than you swat puke. I can’t stop laughing at you bag of dicks. I think it’s a great idea to put you dick wads on the south and west side. You might end up getting your first UUW.

8/20/2023 06:46:00 PM

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Won’t happen SWAT hater. No SWAT in the district for this operator. Why? Would mean sending us back to academy for retreading.

8/21/2023 11:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I said it before and I'll say it again.....GLAD TO BE RETIRED!!!!!!!!!

8/21/2023 12:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dupage County Cop here. Just trying to get a better understanding..we recently had all our CPD laterals leave and go back. From my knowledge, they all worked in some of the most dangerous and busiest districts in the city. Is this a common trend? What gives?
——————

Because they don’t want to work with cops that give off duty fireman movers for speeding

8/21/2023 12:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

retirement should be based on last rank earned from competitive testing.
end the merit system, end gold braid pensions.
couple of cps gunned down, gang violence more dangerous than covid19.
that's a fact..

8/21/2023 02:15:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

https://www.facebook.com/ChicagoPoliceDepartment/videos/happening-now/980827043228073/

8/21/2023 02:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

12-hour days with every other weekend off is great only if cancelling days off require cpd to pay triple time to police officers

8/21/2023 02:34:00 PM  

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