Sunday, November 19, 2023

Narcan Vending Machines

We can hardly wait:

  • Chicago is trying to make it easier for people to get a lifesaving drug — for free.

    Five vending machines have been strategically placed throughout the city and will carry Narcan, the drug that can reverse an opioid overdose.

    The pilot program was funded by the CDC with a $17 million dollar grant to distribute vending machines across the city. The machines will hold more than just Narcan including hygienic products including socks and undergarments.

    People will need access to a private pin and can get whatever they want for free. However, the pin to receive Narcan is only ‘1234’ because of the short window to receive medication for someone who has overdosed.

    The machines are located in five areas, the Garfield Community Center, Uptown and Harold Washington Libraries, the 95th Red line station and the Roseland Community Center.

We certainly hope this isn't $17 million for just five machines.

And if the fentanyl seizures at the border are any indication of what's actually coming over, you're going to need a bigger boat lot more machines.

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77 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

How many within what timeframe?

That free tree will be picked clean in minutes, depending upon how quickly it recycles.

11/19/2023 12:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is not a hate post.
I love when drug users that burglarize, rob, and comport themselves poorly get to see Satan.
See that was a love post.

11/19/2023 12:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A paramedic was just shot and killed by a man who the paramedic just brought back with narcan. Just let them go.

11/19/2023 01:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

“We certainly hope this isn't $17 million for just five machines.”

Stocking underwear is expensive these days.


“Ringing in at $5,600, Miu Miu’s sequin, silk and wool underwear might just be the most expensive pair of undergarments in the world.“ nypost.com”

11/19/2023 01:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Obviously it would be cheaper to take down the drug cartels and close the border. This is a straw man program by the Democrats to give the public the idea lives are being saved, plus the businesses and the politicians are making a lot of money.

11/19/2023 01:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Talk about a snootful!

11/19/2023 02:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We lose 100,000 people every year to drug abuse. Imagine the carnage if we did not have NARCAN? We would be losing a Quarter Million or more every year.

All the while? Communist China is still pumping out Fentanyl Precursor Chemicals by the Ton. Year after year. They probably kill a half million people worldwide every year. This is truly Chinese Vengeance for the Opium Wars and their "Century of Humiliation."

11/19/2023 02:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Be careful when administering Narcan. Addicts get really, really angry when you harsh their mellow. They wake up and can mess you up.

11/19/2023 02:23:00 AM  
Blogger Bromley Simon said...

Can somebody explain to me why fentanyl is so insidious? Is it because it's being used to contaminate other substances which people shouldn't be ingesting? If so, then the problem seems like a strange thing to complain about.

11/19/2023 02:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I had to laugh when the reporter in the WGN video the reporter said two of those locations that were high in overdoses were the Uptown and Harold Washington Libraries. Libraries??? We I guess I am not surprised. In the late 60s when I was in college sometimes you needed to go to the downtown main library for research projects. A lot of those books were locked up and you had to sign for them and show your library card. I asked the librarian why these research books were locked up but other regular books were on the shelves. She said the bums (nka as the homeless) were taking the books across the street to Grant Park to their encampment to burn them in their bonfires to stay warm at night.

That library was also full of bums and they reeked of urine & feces. You couldn’t spend much time there.

So now we have two libraries that are included in the list of the most overdose locations!

Do you want your children going to Chicago Libraries. Things just keep getting worse in this city.

11/19/2023 02:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why not go all the way and make it a Red Light District.

11/19/2023 02:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What’s wrong with the Copernicus Center not having a machine?

11/19/2023 03:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Forget about Narcan machines, I need to take a drive over to 00@ and meet this Axeman guy.

11/19/2023 03:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

only $3.4 mil/machine... a real bargain from your friends at Vanecko and Kowalski, LLC

installation extra...
initial stock at 10% off
maintenance at preferred rate (ours, not yours)

1-888-jun-kie6

11/19/2023 04:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Everything will be stolen out of the machine the first day. If they can break into stores and atms this will be easy, The 17.5 million is fir the daily or hourly restocking fees.

11/19/2023 04:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Emptied of narcan jab is minutes.

Hits the street as a for a nominal extra cost offered with every sale of dope.

As for the free socks and undies, sheeesh, the hookers will grab those as bonus gifts to their customers.


The money spent on refilling these boxes of stupidity is as grafty as any.

11/19/2023 04:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ban Narcan. They made the choice.

11/19/2023 05:23:00 AM  
Blogger Mario from the barrio said...

Without Dope, there is no Hope!

11/19/2023 05:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Isn't placing those machines in those areas racist? How come there isn't one up in Jeff Park or Sauganash?

11/19/2023 06:24:00 AM  
Blogger Mr. SouthSide said...

New underwear?

11/19/2023 06:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Your rulers want your kids addicted.

11/19/2023 07:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What kind of socks and underwear?

11/19/2023 07:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

More money wasted but over here look Brandon a great idea another crappy blue state:

Denver spends millions on transporting migrants to other parts of US
Cities have said they are overwhelmed by the migrant crisis

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/denver-spends-millions-on-transporting-migrants-other-parts-us

How many of the criminals are being sent here? Instead of spending billions for illegals turn busses around or at least buy plane tickets to send them somewhere else like back to their warm climate countries! The people demand it, you know elected the people who you work for, or is this a dictatorship?

11/19/2023 07:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Only one vending machine on the North Side? Dat’s Racism!

11/19/2023 07:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Too much crime, drugs and guns coming from Mexico. Shut down the border so Americans can live in peace.

11/19/2023 07:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The solution is simple- shut down the border, build a huge gigantic wall and stop all the illegal and even legal immigration.

11/19/2023 07:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How stupid is that?? If somebody wants to kill themselves by overdosing on drugs, they probably deserve what comes with playing stupid games.

When do the 50 dollar gift card vending machines come out?? That will really help out the people who need it most.

11/19/2023 07:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

$17Mil for five vending machines? Sounds like a lot of political graft.

11/19/2023 07:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I love the people who spend $17 million dollars and just keep the dough, just like the women who kept the majority of the Black Lives Matter money. I'm serious and a little jealous.

11/19/2023 07:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

$17 million for five machines? Who got that contract?

11/19/2023 08:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You know as soon as they are out 1 person will grab all of them sorta like the scum times and fibune newspaper machines pay for 1 and take them all and throw them in the trash where they belong

11/19/2023 08:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is Matthew McGloughlin of the Chicago Community Bond Fund. He is party to the unlawful shut down of Lake Shore Drive and instigating trouble with police.

He is being retweeted by CTU, People's Fabric and the rest of the soy boy activists in Chicago and around the world.

It's time for the FBI to step in and arrest be and the rest of his accomplices.

SCC please do a report on this man he has been nothing but trouble for Chicago since NATO 2012 and Occupy.

He is from a normal Philadelphia suburban family only his mother talks to him.

https://twitter.com/soit_goes/status/1725968194039398416

11/19/2023 08:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Follow the money!
Didn't the government pay $200 for toilet seats years ago? I was wrong! $640!

https://www.thenation.com/article/archive/only-the-pentagon-could-spend-640-on-a-toilet-seat/

https://www.latimes.com/archives/la-xpm-1986-07-30-vw-18804-story.html

"$37 screws, a $7,622 coffee maker, $640 toilet seats; : suppliers to our military just won’t be oversold"

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/12/19/opinion/pentagon-budget-military-spending-waste.html
"These Toilet Seat Lids Aren’t Gold-Plated, but They Cost $14,000"

Not out of the realm of possibility! Pathetic!

11/19/2023 08:51:00 AM  
Blogger rosco said...

So, how many of them going to get looted?
Dope dealers could then also sell narcan too.

11/19/2023 08:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who got the 17mm? Wonder if they are politically connected. Aside from that, anyone really think those machines won't be empty in about 5 hours after every restock?

11/19/2023 09:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lets see here...People are overdosing on illegally trafficked narcotics here in the U.S.

The politicians don't dare close the border. Just authorize more money to put a band aid on a bad situation.

Americans really need to stop buying illegal drugs and using them as a pastime. We are falling for way too much government bullshit as a whole...

11/19/2023 09:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Off-topic but fun from the Great White North...

A car thief suspect became trapped inside a porta-potty at a Wisconsin golf course. The bizarre case started when a stolen car crashed outside Milwaukee. Cops say one of the suspects ran to a golf course and jumped inside a porta-potty to hide. Fortunately, a golfer saw what was happening and tipped the porta-potty over, trapping the suspect. A police officer later rolled the porta-potty over so the suspect could get out.

Shit happens!
https://youtu.be/TNNZM_IBeyU?si=wLsmPK-4g87kiipv

11/19/2023 09:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Libraries!!!! Who would have thought..

11/19/2023 09:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Speaking of churches. Why aren’t the churches around town welcoming these lost souls from Venezuela. A lot of possibilities for Cupich’s outfit.

11/19/2023 09:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I would empty every machine just to raise a junkies bottom.

11/19/2023 09:53:00 AM  
Blogger stash the polski guy said...

Can we all just say no?

No to their asinine solutions to a drug problem While promoting it's use. Let them die.

11/19/2023 10:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
A paramedic was just shot and killed by a man who the paramedic just brought back with narcan. Just let them go.

11/19/2023 01:08:00 AM

=======

Junkies get violent when you harsh their mellow. Make sure they are not a danger to you or any bystanders before you administer Narcan. Better yet, call for EMT's and have them administer the medication.

11/19/2023 10:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Great job letting the Palestinians take over the drive yesterday…

11/19/2023 10:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They won't last the first week. The enterprising junkers with take the machines too. Nothing left but the bolts. Enjoy.$17mil, 10 g's to supply the goods and the rest is pocket stuffers for the politicians.

11/19/2023 10:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Let the drug addicts die.


11/19/2023 10:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fucking Democratic's this shit is beyond the pail of reason ! In the fucking library you are complete, and total degenerate, fucking morons ! Chicago is fucking doomed with these liberal socialist democrats running the city into the ground ! The police can’t enforce the law, the states attorney won’t prosecute them anyway, criminals running free on the streets to steal,rob, and assault the public at will with no fear of the law whatsoever ! Fucking Sheep lead by a totally incompetent, ignoramus of a mayor, and governor Pigster soft on crime agenda ! He certainly wouldn’t want to offend his democratic constituents but enforcing the law on criminals ! He is a complete, and totally useless tub of fucking shit !

11/19/2023 11:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Reality is an escape for people who can’t handle dope

11/19/2023 11:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

We lose 100,000 people every year to drug abuse. Imagine the carnage if we did not have NARCAN? We would be losing a Quarter Million or more every year.

All the while? Communist China is still pumping out Fentanyl Precursor Chemicals by the Ton. Year after year. They probably kill a half million people worldwide every year. This is truly Chinese Vengeance for the Opium Wars and their "Century of Humiliation."

11/19/2023 02:16:00 AM


But Biden got an agreement with Xi and announced that China will crackdown on the fentanyl Trade. I'm sure we can see progress on that issue in the near future. And pigs will fly in the near future.

11/19/2023 11:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


So, how many of them going to get looted?
Dope dealers could then also sell narcan too.

11/19/2023 08:56:00 AM

----

That was my first thought but, whatever.....

The only people more annoying than addicts are ex-addicts.

11/19/2023 11:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Chicago should have at least 50 of these vending machines.
Is there a place in each of our 50 Wards that they could be installed?

11/19/2023 12:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And yet those with diabetes and cancer struggle to pay for their drugs? Fuckin democRats

11/19/2023 12:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

But there is NO money for pensions ?

11/19/2023 01:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

those machines will only accept the link card

11/19/2023 01:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Walgreens narcan $44 for 4.. who can bet vending machine narcan getting sold on street
blowie johnson fake mayor putting Chicago on track imitate Detroit's collapse from 80s & 90s.. fake Chicago tv just Smiling..

11/19/2023 02:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To the hero "0ff-duty" uniformed 011 District Copper getting your free coffee at Panera at Peterson/Lincoln Ave.

You really impressed us, 024

You looked so cool in your gold Toyota, uniform and CPD windbreaker jacket.

Yeah, we passed it on to friends in Fillmore too...

11/19/2023 02:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Probably not a popular opinion but I feel if they wanna get high let them no need to try to save them

11/19/2023 02:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Attended a family wedding in Amsterdam last year. Checked into the 4 star hotel and upon exiting the elevator on our floor was surprised to find vending machines that sold snacks and cold beers. Could that be possible in our town?

11/19/2023 03:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Looks like Oregon is having another look at it "drugs are good" law. Drug usage has increased and so has overdoses.

https://nypost.com/2023/11/19/news/oregon-drug-decriminalization-faces-pushback-amid-fentanyl-crisis/

11/19/2023 04:05:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is so depressing. Request witty insight from the Keesing Bandit on what style and color and size(s) of underwear for vending machines.

11/19/2023 04:15:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Narcan vending machines are a great addition to the existing fentanyl vending machines. Except that fentanyl often comes with free delivery. Also, the fentanyl will never run out, unlike these vending machines which will be cleaned out in about two minutes. Two minutes later: You want Narcan? Pay me.

11/19/2023 04:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

As the Reverend Jesse Jackson said: Children are putting heroin in their veins, and not hope in their brains.

11/19/2023 04:18:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Speaking of Drugs....

A lot of you are retiring and perhaps looking forward to some of the Illinois Cannabis since you are no longer drug tested. Just remember Cannabis is still against federal law and you cannot use it and own a firearm. I know the State says they don't save your information when you get weed at a dispensary but do you really trust them? Your ID is scanned. And Also if you are going for your IROCC you are not supposed to be breaking federal laws. (I know, Illinois does it all the time...cough cough! 2nd amendment and immigration law.) Please be smart and don't become an example.

https://youtu.be/3yqQ2Xalv9w?si=_tmAxOTyrsa53Bgq

11/19/2023 05:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
To the hero "0ff-duty" uniformed 011 District Copper getting your free coffee at Panera at Peterson/Lincoln Ave.

You really impressed us, 024

You looked so cool in your gold Toyota, uniform and CPD windbreaker jacket.

Yeah, we passed it on to friends in Fillmore too...

11/19/2023 02:19:00 PM

C’mon man, you gotta give us the rest of the story!!!!!!

11/19/2023 05:36:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey, as someone who gets the privilege for paying $400 a year for epi-pens for my peanut allergic kid, I'm SOOOOO FREAKIN GLAD we'll be able to pay for a machine that will help delay overdose deaths by literally hours

11/19/2023 06:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Just designate a Hamsterdam.

(Only fans of The Wire will get it.)

11/19/2023 07:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Great job letting the Palestinians take over the drive yesterday…

11/19/2023 10:42:00 AM

What did you think was going to happen? Once the stupidvisors realized they fucked up illegally locking up protesters for exercising their first amendment rights earlier in the week, they weren’t about to make or order arrests be made. I can’t wait till those asshole Gold stars have to declare their assets.

11/19/2023 09:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Democrats always create the problems and then try to convince you they are the solution. They aren’t. Ever. Prove me wrong.

11/19/2023 09:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No one mentioned the Narcan and fentanyl testing strips in between the public bathrooms at every police district ???

11/20/2023 01:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Probably not a popular opinion but I feel if they wanna get high let them no need to try to save them

11/19/2023 02:44:00 PM


Works for me. The only people getting Narcan should be those who were accidentally exposed to some crap. First Responders, Hospital, and such... fuck the junkies.

11/20/2023 02:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What,no free butt lube to go with the clean undies. ! Wait until antifa hears of this outrage. ! Throw in some free baby wipes too for the undeserved communerty

11/20/2023 02:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

(Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just designate a Hamsterdam.

(Only fans of The Wire will get it.)

11/19/2023 07:19:00 PM)

Yeah, from North Av. to 115th and Lakefront to Cicero Av. And I'm being generous.

11/20/2023 06:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Walgreens narcan $44 for 4.. who can bet vending machine narcan getting sold on street
blowie johnson fake mayor putting Chicago on track imitate Detroit's collapse from 80s & 90s.. fake Chicago tv just Smiling..
1/19/2023 02:16:00 PM
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Chicago's collapse? The F ing country's collapse. Its all going to hell.

11/20/2023 07:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
A paramedic was just shot and killed by a man who the paramedic just brought back with narcan. Just let them go.

11/19/2023 01:08:00 AM

Where did that happen?

11/20/2023 09:08:00 AM  
Blogger 7 said...

Former Fire here, first narcan 1989.Cuff them before you bring them back,and if they are known jerks double up and make them start back from zero.

11/20/2023 09:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They have the best vending machines I ever saw in Japan. There was a beer vending machine in the hallway of my hotel just a few feet from my door. Better than any minibar here. Sapporo & Ahsahi & Kirin -- tall boys too.

11/20/2023 12:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

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11/19/2023 04:15:00 PM


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11/20/2023 06:41:00 PM  
Blogger The Keesing Bandit said...

They can only vend hot pink bikini underwear with matching ankle socks. Everything else would be so gauche.

Now, kees me you fool!!!!

12/26/2023 09:39:00 AM  

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