We Have a Mascot?
This monstrosity appeared at a "Shop With a Cop" event:
Who is getting paid to dress up like this? You couldn't just have a regular cop in uniform show up?
At least it wasn't this guy:
posted by SCC at 12:05 AM
Monday, December 18, 2023
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78 Comments:
Seeing that wretched mascot will cause children to have nightmares!
The Green weirdo looks like a Groomer. Don't let him near the kids.
Looks like Groot
Checks multiple boxes in the Oppression Olympics.
The elf on a shelf is gone.
And honestly, while it was silly and childish, it was all in good fun. Not my cup of tea, and I can see how it bothered some people.
But that muppet thing is straight-up disrespectful on so many levels.
Do they host Shop With a Cop in Edison Park or Bridgeport? Or is it just “certain neighborhoods” ? Is that an androgynous mascot complete with earrings?
What a joke! Whole dept should be completely embarrassed.
Relax.
It’s a Retired copper, runs a non-profit and bought a mascot replica of herself. Shows up to every department/district event to make it seem like her organization is part of it. Other local non-profits can’t stand her.
I have no problem with the character/mascot costume of the policewoman. I would think it was created to connect with children and make them laugh. However the elf is more than creepy. Why did you have to show him again?
That policewoman mascot gave me an idea. Why not commission a life size caricature of Mayor BLM Johnson, he certainly has the facial characteristics to provide some comic relief in a mascot/character. He could be joined by mascot Governor Fatty Arbuckle. The mascot/characters could do block parties, beat meetings, official ribbon cuttings, meet officials at the airports. Joe Biden would like that as the Easter Bunny was sent out to grab him and get him away from talking to reporters at the Whitehouse Easter Egg Roll.
These mascots could be sent to the Chicago Democrat National Convention. And who knows they might be such a distraction to cause the protesters, Antifa and BLM to put down their rocks, bludgeons and molotov cocktails.
I can't make up my mind whether all this nonsense is fucking hilarious or downright embarrassing. Right now it's a coin toss.
Ed is just lucky the elf wasn't horny that day.
No wonder no one takes the police seriously anymore. When I was in first grade office friendly came into my class and he was professional. He was in uniform and looked sharp. Shoes shined, clean uniform, hair short, hair combed, clean shaven and looked like he could handle anything. Stunts where police look like anything else but professional police officers is a waste of time. It doesn’t represent the law enforcement community. I stunts like this should be referred to as operation dumb shit.
Earrings? Hair past her/him/it's collar?
First, that's terrible, and more than certain the real racists will harangue you for being racist to display it. Second, bribing people to like you never works...
Old Guy posting:
Sure is better than buffing someone in the Senate investigation chamber.
The Elf is a retard indeed.
The mascot looks like a DEI hire, inside and out!
I know the Bears are not doing well this season, but why are you picking so hard on them?
He showed up for the charity drive. Cut him some slack!
that mascot is quite inspirational
must be the lipstick
That is really disgusting and that is the same guy that went from being the assistant manager at the Ford city theaters to getting on the job and having a rapid ascension to a huge salary and now getting a huge pension that is what massive clout get you and then doing moronic things like this no wonder the command staff as a joke, and they get no respect because respect is earned not granted. By the way, what is Larry doing? He doing anything to make some good changes on the department. What about Fred Fred is the new where is Waldo ridiculous salary, car drivers for doing nothing but then again it’s typical of the gold star. Clown club!
Who’s wearing the clown suit??
Clearly they have nothing better to do in the 020th Dist
Wow,,,look at all that diversity, equity and inclusion in that picture with the mascot. And its hair is out of regulation.
where's the Buslik speedo pic? Commander dunk-tank
I wonder if that sneaky little elf ratted out his own naughty wife’s scandalous escapades to Santa!
I can’t imagine why no one respects the police in this city with that stupid fucking mascot with a hoop earring, backwards crown cap and dreds. This is the image of the department ?! That mascot looks more like a gangbanger than a police officer. Nice work to whoever came up with that dumb shit.
Another blast from the past. Luv them.
Now, kees me you fool!!!!
Some will do anything to keep that spot, what a Clown.
how creepy!
Any grown “man” who likes to play “dress up” has obvious psychological issues. Sexual abuse at the hands of a trusted family member or friend as a wee lad is a good guess. Either way, the Elf was a piece of shit and exemplified what’s wrong with the upper management structure/process within the CPD. Good riddance, asshole.
Just like Tik-Tok cops, useless and cringe! Visit Anti_tiktok_cop and submit any cringe cop videos to him. He’s been able to make these cringe idiots shut down their channels by roasting the crap out of them!
I’m so glad I’m retired
Elf on a Shelf is running on the Village of Glencoe. You would imagine those rich people would have asked a few more questions about this fraud. What a tool.
Delulu!!
Anonymous said...
I wonder if that sneaky little elf ratted out his own naughty wife’s scandalous escapades to Santa
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Tell us more.
Inquiry minds want to know!
what a goof
I believed that elf shit was creepy and douche-like when it happened.
Leave it to the Chicago Police Dept. To find something scarier & more moronic than the Burger King mascot!!!
So this is what it’s come down to.
If that costume had an earring........the costume needs to be banned immediately.
1:26am if Bridgeport had a big box retailer in the neighborhood, we would've done it there. Instead, we went to the nearby Target in McKnley Park. Try again asshat
That’s nothing compared to what walks out of some roll calls.
Looks alot like some of the officers that are seen on the streets
I think I worked the Wonka chocolate factory detail with the first one. P.O. Oompaloompa.
The Loughrans are indeed a unique pair. The husband enjoys spending time in the boys' locker room. Meanwhile, the wife likes to dress up as a worn out cabbage patch doll on the rare occasions she ventures into the office instead of working from home.
Oh, he was really happy to see Ed. And just so you know, that small pointy item in the Elf’s pocket isn’t a chapstick.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Elf on a Shelf is running on the Village of Glencoe. You would imagine those rich people would have asked a few more questions about this fraud. What a tool.
12/18/2023 08:26:00 AM
A tool who nominated another tool JR for merit sgt. hey a tool for a tool!
The only thing missing from that mascot is a neck tattoo. This is who we’re hiring now.
The elf was funny.
Excruciatingly funny.
Funny as a fuck stain on the seat of your trousers funny.
And so sincerely authentic to elf nature.
Now, the mascot puppet is sad.
Yet, still, a melancholy sad.
Sort of like the elf on the shelf lonely melancholy sad.
As for the impression police give to anyone, well, the bad ones are only impressed when the bullet meets their heads.
These mascots could be sent to the Chicago Democrat National Convention. And who knows they might be such a distraction to cause the protesters, Antifa and BLM to put down their rocks, bludgeons and molotov cocktails.
12/18/2023 02:11:00 AM
The mascots may replace the real slime balls ruining this city and state...
The person who followed him around taking pics of him acting like an immature idiot is just as big of a hand job.
That guy looking like an idiot mascot will work less hours than you, always have better spot than you, will never end up in call back, never sued, never going to COPA. Same pay less work. Kudos. He'll be your merit sgt one day. Lolol
Is the elf the old Joliet pd chief? Look at the morale there ….
(OT) with all the pedophile priests the Catholic Church is not a blessing homosexuality incredible what do you think 20 years from now? People will be asking what was the Catholic Church it’s over anyone that gives them a penny is out of their minds plus what they’re doing with all the illegals, transporting them, paying for them to come over here bunch of hypocrites
https://abc7chicago.com/pope-francis-same-sex-marriage-priest-blessings-vatican-policy/14197847/
Enuf of this SHIT!
Elf on a Shelf is running on the Village of Glencoe. You would imagine those rich people would have asked a few more questions about this fraud. What a tool.
12/18/2023 08:26:00 AM
That was part of his interview process. He agreed to be elf on a shelf for Northshore. Great PR for the department. That is all those Northshore leftist require of their chiefs. Good PR and in return easy landing pad with sweet salary and pension. Can not believe these suburbs call for these bozos. Take the very people who helped destroy this department and think they won’t destroy their suburban department.
Sean:
https://www.villageofglencoe.org/government/departments/public_safety/index.php
So glad I retired in 2017. What a joke thies department has become..
What an embarrassing police department
I think it's title is son of Snelling.
Oompa loompa, doompity-doo,
I've got an HR question for you.
Oompa loopa, doompity-dee,
Is this what they call muppet diversity?
What do you get when you pander to browns?
Acting like a fool running all over town?
Doesn't 3510 know that it makes you look soft,
Presenting a face made.. by... SID AND MARTY KROFFT!
Oompa loompa, doompity-dah,
If you show strength then you will go far,
But if you carry on with this tragic scam,
You'll only be patrolling McDonaldLand!
Thank you for posting such a happy photo; just look at the honest smiles!
Perhaps, God willing, they can escape their fate.
"No arts; no letters; no society; and which is worst of all, continual fear, and danger of violent death; and the life of man, solitary, poor, nasty, brutish, and short."
So said Thomas Hobbes
"Let's get the white guy to play the part of the Christmas dork. We don't need any community backlash"....
. Take the very people who helped destroy this department and think they won’t destroy their suburban department.
12/18/2023 03:32:00 PM
The residents of these fantasyland suburbs will do so, with or without former CPD ass insistance.
For them, the illusions/delusions conquer the ensueing confusions.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
1:26am if Bridgeport had a big box retailer in the neighborhood, we would've done it there. Instead, we went to the nearby Target in McKnley Park. Try again asshat
12/18/2023 10:10:00 AM
Don’t look like Bridgeport or McKinley Park younglings to me. Weird.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
That guy looking like an idiot mascot will work less hours than you, always have better spot than you, will never end up in call back, never sued, never going to COPA. Same pay less work. Kudos. He'll be your merit sgt one day. Lolol
If he’s smart he’ll wear the stupid costume, keep his mouth shut and let the haters hate.
Anonymous said...
It’s a Retired copper, runs a non-profit and bought a mascot replica of herself. Shows up to every department/district event to make it seem like her organization is part of it. Other local non-profits can’t stand her.
F- other non-profit! They’ll all haters. If she’s smart she’ll have her hands on city grants for her company.
My Catholic faith took a hit when this impostor pope sold out the devout Catholics in China, and allowed the CCP to select their lackeys for the Chinese hierarchy.
Then he cracked down on the Latin Mass, which had been the one source of hope for the renewal the Church.
Can anyone provide some individual perspective on the Orthodox Church of America? Is it going woke, or any other concerns? Asking for a friend.
Anonymous said...
(OT) with all the pedophile priests the Catholic Church is not a blessing homosexuality incredible what do you think 20 years from now? People will be asking what was the Catholic Church it’s over anyone that gives them a penny is out of their minds plus what they’re doing with all the illegals, transporting them, paying for them to come over here bunch of hypocrites
https://abc7chicago.com/pope-francis-same-sex-marriage-priest-blessings-vatican-policy/14197847/
12/18/2023 02:25:00 PM
YIKES.
Is this kid sitting on his lap? Creepy.
https://www.uptownupdate.com/2019/10/cpds-20th-district-gets-new-commander.html
What fucking mayor or city council in the burbs would be so delusional to look at the CPD and think that anyone from this departments upper command staff would be fit to take over their suburban department? Unless they are some liberal city set on destroying their own department for some reason.
Speaking of us cool tact guys when are we going back to plain clothes and get to ditch the monkey suits, about the only perk we got left while we carry the entire department on our backs. And please get offended by that comment as you ride jobs for 3 hours, can’t touch your toes, and are scared to do what you were hired to do. It seems like all Snelling cares about is bump cards and making sure people have the right brand of cargo pants on. Gotta take care of your “real police” Larry or they are going to quit being “real”.
I thought I saw Hitney in that photo somewhere….
12:24am that's because Shop With a Cop occurred in more than one area, the pic in question was not from McKinley Park. Geezus some of you idiots try so hard to prove your narrative but have no idea what you're talking about. Try it AGAIN asshat
Anonymous Anonymous said...
12:24am that's because Shop With a Cop occurred in more than one area, the pic in question was not from McKinley Park. Geezus some of you idiots try so hard to prove your narrative but have no idea what you're talking about. Try it AGAIN asshat
Which areas? Did Dunning, Shores Village or Edison Park get this program? Probably not, right?
Shores Village Really. How about know what the fuck you are saying before you start typing.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Speaking of us cool tact guys when are we going back to plain clothes and get to ditch the monkey suits, about the only perk we got left while we carry the entire department on our backs. And please get offended by that comment as you ride jobs for 3 hours, can’t touch your toes, and are scared to do what you were hired to do. It seems like all Snelling cares about is bump cards and making sure people have the right brand of cargo pants on. Gotta take care of your “real police” Larry or they are going to quit being “real”.
Is that why you joined tact? Go drink your Celsius water kid. We want a break from seeing you parked in the fire lane, sitting in the parking lot all day long, with your baseball cap turned backwards, unkept facial hair, no seatbelts, pancake holsters, no handcuff case, no radio holder, tight jeans and dirty gym shoes. Put on your uniform, shave that goatee and shut up!
Is that why you joined tact? Go drink your Celsius water kid. We want a break from seeing you parked in the fire lane, sitting in the parking lot all day long, with your baseball cap turned backwards, unkept facial hair, no seatbelts, pancake holsters, no handcuff case, no radio holder, tight jeans and dirty gym shoes. Put on your uniform, shave that goatee and shut up!
Someone’s salty they didn’t make the cut. Celsius water?! Gross, real tactical operators run on zyns and monster! Ya I’ll park wherever I want because we carry all you dead beats on the watch who can’t even ride on a shots fired call because you are cowering in the corner. Can’t be parked in the lot all day when we are processing the felony arrests you run from. The “Cap turned backwards” joke was funny 10 years ago, and no one rocks a goatee unless they want to look like a pedophile, which I’m assuming you do or did at one point in your existence…go back to sleep in the hole you got the wagon parked in, the big boys will take care of the dirty work for ya. Then you can wake up safe and sound just in time for check off, and head home where you lie to your kids at the dinner table about what a “hero” dad is at work 😂
Is that why you joined tact? Go drink your Celsius water kid. We want a break from seeing you parked in the fire lane, sitting in the parking lot all day long, with your baseball cap turned backwards, unkept facial hair, no seatbelts, pancake holsters, no handcuff case, no radio holder, tight jeans and dirty gym shoes. Put on your uniform, shave that goatee and shut up!
Honestly no, it was to do the bare minimum activity, not answer ghetto domestics, have greater overtime opportunities than you, and leave early
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Is that why you joined tact? Go drink your Celsius water kid. We want a break from seeing you parked in the fire lane, sitting in the parking lot all day long, with your baseball cap turned backwards, unkept facial hair, no seatbelts, pancake holsters, no handcuff case, no radio holder, tight jeans and dirty gym shoes. Put on your uniform, shave that goatee and shut up!
Honestly no, it was to do the bare minimum activity, not answer ghetto domestics, have greater overtime opportunities than you, and leave early
12/21/2023 04:56:00 PM
Right! All while in uniform and reporting to deployment details. Welcome to the 4th watch.
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