Saturday, December 16, 2023

One Man Crime Wave

At least he won't offend again:

  • A man died in a car crash overnight after going on a violent crime spree inside a South Loop condo building where he sexually assaulted a woman, robbed others, and even kidnapped three victims, two of whom were in the car with him when he slammed into a Chicago police squad car, officials said.

The multiple Class X offender was ejected after striking a squad car, curb and rolling multiple times. No word on the officers' conditions in the CWB report. 

Media Affairs immediately announced a reduction in crime with a corresponding rise in the clearance rate. Take your wins where you can get them.

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42 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wtf.
And the police are supposed to deescalite this shit.

Execute these savages.

12/16/2023 12:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

COPA will find some way to blame the cops... count on it.

12/16/2023 01:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

At about this time, the woman who was sexually assaulted escaped and took herself to Rush Hospital for treatment.

Why wasn't the kidnappings immediately reported and the building swarmed by cops?

12/16/2023 01:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

When do we get his arrest record?

Any one set the over/under on the number of felony arrests and convictions?

12/16/2023 01:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So was it a X X X offender? The kessingbandit wants to know...

12/16/2023 02:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

His mama who hasn't seen him in 10 years will get at least $400,000 from the city now.

12/16/2023 03:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ivan Drago said it best....


If he dies, He dies.


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12/16/2023 04:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The multiple Class X offender was ejected after striking a squad car, curb and rolling multiple times. No word on the officers' conditions in the CWB report.

At yet another extended family has won the city ghetto lottery...get well soon officers.

12/16/2023 04:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Always wear your seat belt when fleeing the law...If not Sue car maker , no auto seat belts.

I need to be paid for this advice..

.

12/16/2023 04:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Betting that he was on his way to becoming a future Rhodes scholar and then got a little sidetracked crump will blame the po po when he files the lawsuit on behalf of this outstanding citizen

12/16/2023 04:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh, for a pocket pistol at hand, eh?

Pop Pop

Fizz Fizz

No need for big mess auto wreck.

So stupid not to be having ready what your job thoroughly authorizes you to have, ready.

So much doubt, of Nature's potent laws.

Kill

Or

Be Killed.

There ain't no question in there, anywhere.

12/16/2023 05:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He is/was clearly a victim of the oppressive state, the evil republicans who only look to keep people who share his reflection down. I’m certain this man was a scholar doing local research in the area when he was approached by a vicious hate mob who sought his harm. He then reacted in self-preservation and rightfully took reparations from privileged persons who have more than he had. This type of stunning bravery should be celebrated and shame on the police for not saving his life on scene at the car crash. The responding officers should be disciplined, fired, and possibly, most definitely criminally charged for their lack of life saving efforts for this fallen hero. Believe me when I tell you this, my office will launch a full investigation into the history of every officer who failed to save this brave man’s life. We will look at any and all possible criminal charges against these savage oppressive officers who failed to uphold the oaths they took. Why did they position their vehicle in such a way that he would strike it? Were they boxing him in? Creating a barricade? We will find out and they will be found guilty of as many rules we can throw at them, you have my word. To the privileged persons who were “victimized” by this great man shame on you for utilizing your privilege to put someone of lesser means down. If a man asks you for money give it to him. He needs it more than you. Mark this, we will be looking into your actions as well to see if you broke any laws by refusing to help a man in dire need. If someone asks you for your shirt, give them your coat also. If someone asks you to go one mile, go two. To phrase this brilliant man’s action as robbery is an absolute despicable characterization, a tactic the far right have used to throughout history to denigrate minority heroes. I look forward to prosecuting the officers and supposed victims this great man had the displeasure of meeting in his time of need.

-bimberly coxx, lead defense attorney of Crook County.

12/16/2023 05:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Royal Flush said...

The first victim in this rampage was an off-duty Chicago police officer who got raped at knife-point. Off-duty officers getting attacked and assaulted seems to be happening every week now. It's safe to say at least 30% of our officers still refuse to carry their handguns off-duty. This has to change (especially you female officers). If this story doesn't wake people up I don't know what will. The whole mentality of "I don't need to carry because I don't go where there's trouble" sounds like it was from some nitwit getting their 6th Covid booster.

12/16/2023 05:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Retired CPD in Oklahoma says...


First, Prayers for the CPD in the car, hope all is well, safe,...Fuck them take a few months off...TBI,..PTSD.. Aug.. DNC you had a "vision"...still suffering from TBI and PTSD, get paid.

Oh my ,....my S&T pizza set-ups arrived...REAL Old School CHICAGO PIZZA guys and gals...MMMmmmm


Ahhh the asshat ...Fuck him, I'll put extra sauce on my pizza if that helps...


I remember back in the days of dinosaurs ... Was in chase on Torrence 114th SB, and watched a 77 Gran Prix with T-tops hit a street light at around 80 mph... The two mutts went thru the top of the roof thru the t-top...like a James Bond movie....


Stay safe
Go home, your loved and cared about....


Japan economy is falling ...expect Rahm to return for the DNC, introducing ...Big Mike for President....






12/16/2023 05:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Am I suppose to give a fuck ?....Cause I don't.

.Godspeed the Officers ...

12/16/2023 05:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I see seat belt lawsuits against the car makers...backed by the city...

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12/16/2023 05:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

More please....


More dead criminals....

12/16/2023 05:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Good riddance you rabid savage!

12/16/2023 06:22:00 AM  
Blogger stash the polski guy said...

Hey Uncle Lar; Was that a Crocodile Dundee kind of knife?

12/16/2023 07:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Un-freaking-real…The 3 kidnapped victims must be as soft as a puppy tree hugging libtards.
Hope the officer will get through this…

12/16/2023 07:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This one and the guy who got run over by the semi the other day. Beautiful.

12/16/2023 08:11:00 AM  
Blogger The Keesing Bandit said...

No way. South of Madison Street. I'm too scared to go south of Madison Street.

Now, kees me you fool!!!!

12/16/2023 09:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Good thing this happened before a supervisor called off the chase...

12/16/2023 09:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
At about this time, the woman who was sexually assaulted escaped and took herself to Rush Hospital for treatment.

Why wasn't the kidnappings immediately reported and the building swarmed by cops?

12/16/2023 01:48:00 AM

Read the article again. Slowly.

12/16/2023 09:46:00 AM  
Blogger Don't chase anymore said...

Anonymous said...
Retired CPD in Oklahoma says...
I remember back in the days of dinosaurs ... Was in chase on Torrence 114th SB, and watched a 77 Gran Prix with T-tops hit a street light at around 80 mph... The two mutts went thru the top of the roof thru the t-top...like a James Bond movie....
12/16/2023 05:31:00 AM

Ahh yes, the good old days, I remember chasing some mutt on a motorcycle on the Eisenhower, flying like crazy until he got past the Post Office and hit the car's drivers side door and he launched thru the air with the greatest of ease. Funny thing is at the hospital he was just scrapped to shit........lot skin lost but no where near dead!!

12/16/2023 10:32:00 AM  
Blogger Ponder This said...

Please explain why police don't carry 24-7.

12/16/2023 10:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

08:11, beautifullly stated

12/16/2023 11:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He’ll plead out to operating a motor vehicle without a DL. Cook County court system killing crime.

12/16/2023 11:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Far too many women and soft males on the department today. The CAPS officers are the perfect example of this type of officer.

12/16/2023 12:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To: 12/16/2023 12:42:00 PM

What the fuck is wrong with you?? You are a piece of shit.

12/16/2023 05:07:00 PM  
Blogger Old Joe said...

Gosh, was he out on cashless bail for another offense?

12/16/2023 06:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Know the story before you call this odpo soft. She is a hero.

12/16/2023 07:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Story is horrific. Another woman also assaulted today at Gold Coast hotel. Assaults are now happening inside multi-story residential buildings, inside lux hotels, places where there's supposedly manned security and cameras.

12/16/2023 08:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh, I got one for the ages. As a young buck P.O. in 14, early 90’s, went after a guy that loaded up his panel van with 2x4’s and took off without paying. It was at the Menards on Elston. He t-boned some poor guy at Webster and one of the boards slid forward. You got it, SHIS- KA-BOB head. It was a beautiful thing. Turns out he was, ready for it, an illegal from Nicaragua. I just laughed and sounded like Flounder, “Oh man, this is great”! Retired now and missing the guys, yeah you chicks too, but not the b.s. that we put up with. Hold your heads high, be safe, go home and hug your family, then enjoy your retirement. C.P.D. still has the best coppers. Merry CHRISTMAS

12/16/2023 11:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Anonymous Anonymous said...
He’ll plead out to operating a motor vehicle without a DL. Cook County court system killing crime


He’s dead, dipshit.

12/16/2023 11:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Far too many women and soft males on the department today. The CAPS officers are the perfect example of this type of officer.

12/16/2023 12:42:00 PM

You’re calling a rape victim “soft?” You are a dick.

12/17/2023 06:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Was he being chased? Or was squad just sitting by innocently? City about to write his family a big check.

12/17/2023 06:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

https://cwbchicago.com/2023/05/kayin-wise-charged-sixth-anniversary-being-shot-chicago-police.html

12/17/2023 09:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Anonymous Anonymous said...

https://cwbchicago.com/2023/05/kayin-wise-charged-sixth-anniversary-being-shot-chicago-police.html

12/17/2023 09:29:00 PM


Are you saying Kayin Wise was the perp in this rape, kidnap, & crash case?

12/18/2023 09:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This female detective was inside her building when this happened. No one has any room to say anything. She was in her home.

12/18/2023 02:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Far too many women and soft males on the department today. The CAPS officers are the perfect example of this type of officer.

12/16/2023 12:42:00 PM

Do you know any of the details of the story? Or anything about the off-duty?
I do.
She was in her own home, you jackass. “Soft?” You are a disgusting sad fuck. Can you imagine what she’s going through?
Or her family? Friends? And everyone else who knows and cares about her?
Do yourself a favor and think before you post. How dare you add insult to serious physical and mental injury!
I hope you’re just a troll because I can’t imagine one of our brothers saying something so heartless.
If you are, I hope you leave or have to experience a tragedy like this hero did, who fought and survived a terrible ordeal.
I can tell by your post nobody likes you. Go away, stick your thumb up your butt.
I hope you go stick your head in an oven, you piece of shit.
Signed,
Everyone

PS- SCC, Please do a better job moderating comments. Letting losers kick coppers while they’re down after experiencing a near death experience and severe trauma need support. Letting losers like this inflict more damage on one of our sisters is unconscionable.



12/19/2023 04:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fran someone please post the offenders info.

12/26/2023 11:50:00 PM  

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