Crime Was Down!!!!!
Per HeyJackass.com, a miracle occurred on 28 February:
- February 28th marked the first day in over four years to go without a shooting and/or a homicide.
A sharp eyed reader who owns a calculator commented thusly:
- 1513 days....1/7/20-2/27/24
- 4 years, 1 month, and 21 days
- 3092 killed and 12856 wounded.
That's almost two dead and eight wounded every single day for nearly fifty months.
Like a war zone. Someone must have run out of victims and/or targets. Or ammunition.
We contacted Cuck Goudie to do a statistical analysis on the racial breakdowns, but he claimed his calculator ran out of batteries and besides, math is racist....just like CPD traffic stops.
Labels: stats, un-fucking-fucking-believable
posted by SCC at 8:15 AM
33 Comments:
Wind Chill calculates to A "Ghetto Windage"--- Shaky Aim?
Also like in the Movie Gladiator these half ass warriors let their Chrome get so fouled from lack of cleaning the Slide sticks.
Maximus points out to his would be Executioners
"The Frost it makes the Steel stick..." Whack!
Tornadoes probably kept a few gangbangers home after midnight, which is a prime killing time, then the cold front probably kept a few victims off the street during the day. But that's just a guess. Maybe it could be something as simple as they ran out of ammo after the four-mass-shootings weekend.
They took a day off for Leap Year.
They must do better just wait until it warms up this weekend lots of chaos in the hood and on the streets
does chucks family respect his slanted reporting ?
He's no PamZ,John K oe Mike Royko.
In his early years ,he actually had a backbone.
now he seems afraid of the liberals running the news.
chuck grow a set, make family proud. Report the truth.
I have always believed that a day that goes by without a shooting in Chicago is a day where they are buying more ammunition and reloading...
No real surprise there. All self respecting gang bangers were staying inside out of the weather.
Well now, I suppose this extra warm weekend ahead will be back on track
There also hasn’t been a shooting on February 29th in the last three years!
Pardon the confusion on behalf of the criminal element
They were supposed to refrain on Leap Day
That's nothing. There hasn't been a shooting on February 29 in 4 years.
This town needs an enema!! Why don't they report on the fact that the numbers are all Bullshit anyways and should be licking the hairy balls of the cops in the city that still give a shit to do their jobs.Every time I see an officer I thank them for coming in today and watch their 6. I, like the rest of you, can't wait to retire and get the fuck outta here. On a lighter note, can't wait to see crimesha leave either.
The first day nobody reported a person shot or found a dead body, I bet My Porsche there was.
Please keep after Guide!!
That doesn’t mean they didn’t try on 28 Feb. It just means they had bad aim that day.
Correction: the first day in over four years to go without a REPORTED shooting and/or a homicide.
... CPD has a long habit of making things go unreported and making reports disappear.
This is just another ribbon that the department will conjure up!!!!
Do Chicago murder rates work like spring weather? In like a lamb, out like a lion? If so, better keep those amberlambs on standby, gonna get spicy soon.
Math is racist, but climate change is real! Just funnin'
50 year old black man with a 30 year criminal history stabs 2 hispanic teens , killing 1 of them while playing at a suburban park.
This has not been mentioned as a hate crime, why not?
I remember a day in 011 when a couple of females gave a 19p to a dead body in a snow plow wash calling it a mannequin. Well the good sgt went by there and told them to come back and do the death investigation. Not folk lore,truth. Pull one for a 5084.
Crime goes down with the population. That's why Detroit doesn't lead the country in homicides anymore.
Another highlight for the Black History Month...
I didn’t see this scoop in the Sun-Times. Wake up folks!
Why is the alderman on the north side telling the criminals the police will be everywhere up there this weekend? Isn't the element of surprise part of it?
They took a day off for Leap Year.
3/01/2024 09:27:00 AM
And that's a Bingo.
That's nothing. There hasn't been a shooting on February 29 in 4 years.
3/01/2024 11:51:00 AM
Bada Bing.
Cuck Goudie The best. I love you guys.
154 were white. Let that sink in.
154 were white. Let that sink in.
3/01/2024 09:57:00 PM
Those damn bullets be racist!
Anonymous Anonymous said...
154 were white. Let that sink in.
3/01/2024 09:57:00 PM
That's RACIST !!!!
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Sarge, I got a bad feeling about this...
Wait till the Machete gangs spring up.....
They'll strap up going toe to toe with Dude Inc. for some ground turf...
It'll get ugly....
of course good political winds will side with the uprising illegals...
know the third world way to remove a political tick...
Remember diversity is our strength ....and hate has no home here...
watch out ....
The circus is in town, the circus is the town.....and you never get out of town.
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PM
Anonymous Anonymous said...
That's nothing. There hasn't been a shooting on February 29 in 4 years.
3/01/2024 11:51:00 AM
Ha! Ha!Ha!LOL!!!!
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