Granny Resurfaces
These rats have got friends in high places.
Reefer-loving rodents are gobbling up the cannabis stash held under lock and key in the New Orleans Police Department’s dilapidated evidence room, officials announced on Monday.
“The rats are eating our marijuana,” Superintendent Anne Kirkpatrick told the City Council’s Criminal Justice Committee, according to NOLA.com. “They’re all high.”
We wondered what had happened to Granny Clampett after she got chased out of Chicago, then went to Oakland and ran over a motorcycle.
We have to wonder how someone who has been an incompetent failure at so many Police Departments keeps managing to land high profile gigs. It's enough to make an aldercreature's nephew green with envy
Labels: out-of-state, sarcasm AND silliness
posted by SCC at 12:03 AM
29 Comments:
Her failing "upward" will not be complete until she ends up at Harvard.
Same as Lori Lightfoot and New Zealand's Jacinda Ardern.
Go to five, the rats are at the cheese.
Last I heard she had sued Oakland for firing her. I guess she wasn't awarded enough to retire.
The rats used to do that when ERPS was at 26 Cal.
Signed,
old timer
“ “The rats are eating our marijuana,” Superintendent Anne Kirkpatrick told the City Council’s Criminal Justice Committee, according to NOLA.com.”
Yea right, the city officials aresmoking it! She travels the Democrat circuit, NOPD, Oakland, Memphis, Chicago. New Orleans beats Chicago because the mayors have all been Democrats since 1872. She must have thousands tied up in uniforms, and lives in an RV or house trailer to keep moving.
It's not what you know,...It's who you blow.
You're allowed fk ups if youre a certain gender and race.
It is all about who and what you know but most importantly who you blow. Look at our illustrious VP. Got that Knick and”knees” for a reason.
The garbage just keeps going everywhere. Another misfit another castaway from the Chicago Police Department I guess they couldn’t find anybody else qualified but that’s the way it goes no lost to the city of Chicago if any of them leave absolutely no loss. Actually it would be much better if they all left, start it over.
Even the article corrected her. The rats would not get high from eating unheated marijuana.
Scam her way on to how many departments for a high paying job now??
They deserve her.
Some turds float to the top.
Same as cream. only different.
People like this are good at selling bullshit. It works for a couple years or so but then they have to move on. They can manipulate themselves through and into any job interview, and get hired. But in the end their bullshit curdles to the top and they are exposed as frauds. But by then the damage is already done and all that is left is a trail of tears and broken promises.
wow, she must be really good at her oral interviews for those jobs
Detective: I logged ten pounds of pot, now there is only five?
Evidence Tec: Rats must have eaten it.
Detective: I'm going to get laughed out of court when I tell the judge that. lemme guess, the rats ate the cash too.
Evidence Tec: sure, that's the ticket.
We have to wonder how someone who has been an incompetent failure at so many Police Departments keeps managing to land high profile gigs.
You see that a lot with carpetbagger political types too, like Bathhouse Barry, Rahm, Forrest Claypool, Hillary, ect. There is an agenda, and these leftist acolytes are moved around and installed by the powers that be to further that agenda.
And Brandon won fair and square…..Is the picture becoming clearer now?
Thought Granny and Jethro used to be in 025?
you are welcome for the tip.
Hmmm, I wonder if they are eating the confiscated pot, or the pot gummies and brownies?
This is just like the great old police show Barney Miller where an actual rat removed a couple of kilos of cannabis from an evidence closet. It was said that the rat ate the grass. What a great episode!
Anonymous said...
The rats used to do that when ERPS was at 26 Cal.
Signed,
old tim
No the rats nor the mice hod eaten it. The help stole it!
Anonymous said...
You're allowed fk ups if youre a certain gender and race.
3/20/2024 04:17:00 AM
Please, it’s not even that simple any longer. As long as you tow the D party line and ideology- you get a pass. If she were a he and black but republican, she’d find it hard to keep chief job hopping in dem run sh!tholes.
Did she ever work on the street as an actual police officer? Or is she just a professional carpetbagging exempt?
She sued Chicago which is how she got the made up job she was given................
She’s at home baking her brownies..
For God sake keep repeating……Earned not given,The best of the best, The cream of the crop
Crap floats to the top of any PD.
Dont listen to all these negative cocksuckers Granny. Chicago coppers have real attitude problems baby girl.
You go girl, you go. Purse them smoochers together and go find some bad guys. NOLA has plenty, its a real shit hole. Perfect for an ace crime fighter like you.
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