S.O.I.D. Card Needed
When you're a felon who can't buy a gun legally, what are you left with?
- A 65-year-old Chicago man is charged with attempted murder for
allegedly attacking another man with a samurai sword in Auburn Gresham
this week. Judge David Kely detained Gerald Davis as a public safety
threat, calling the attack “brazen, bold, and violent.”
Police responding to a noise complaint in the 800 block of West 84th Street around 2:15 a.m. on Tuesday found the 61-year-old victim leaning against a vehicle, bleeding from both hands and missing some fingers, officials said. The cops applied tourniquets to both of the victim’s arms to help slow his blood loss.
They also saw Davis nearby holding a samurai sword, and they watched as he threw the weapon, Davis’ arrest report said. He was immediately detained.
We fully expect the legislature to begin a Sword Owner Identification process. Not to mention a registry for Assault Swords such as this felon got hold of.
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posted by SCC at 12:05 AM
49 Comments:
"We fully expect the legislature to begin a Sword Owner Identification process. Not to mention a registry for Assault Swords such as this felon got hold of."
Funny for now, but the U.K. is on the warpath for pointy things. This includes those ridiculous over-sized pencils they sell as novelties. It's a damn good thing we won the war against those wankers.
Now is the time for common sense sword laws!
Which Home Depot locations have machetes in stock?
Asking for a Venezuelan friend...
But buy 😁
Gun control protects the corrupt government from the honest people.
Government is concerned with those who have followed the rules and got fucked by government policies. Those people have a legitimate complaint with their system and the means to dismantle it.
Obviously, gun control has nothing to do with the number of criminal underclass killed or their victims. They are simply useful idiots who build statistics.
....samurai swords, machete gangs ....moped riding thieves ....
We have to have some shanty towns in the loop area ...
... no go zones like France, England, Germany ....
wait till local gangs start to fight it out for turf...
Can't wait till next year and the gangs take over like Haiti ...
Shit, It's hard having a black wife and three black children....
We are going to third world shithole...
Vote Democrat for more.
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Lardass don't care....He's worried about grease cutter, that will cut him to the bone...
hopefully....when the DNC blows into town, the illegals will go ape shit crazy...
I picture us looking like Haiti in a few years, complete with trash every where...
Jeff Fort never realized about teaming up with the Democrats, We got Jesse instead.
Well, you voted democrat....
Your getting it good and hard... they are not done ...Bend over hold your ankles..
they are only putting half in,...the back half.
Don't forget...Vote Democrat, cause you might be racist...
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Those Ginzu knifes are worth more than gold now...
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Eligible candidate for crimeesha's restorative justice samurai sword diversion program.
slimebag attorney here...
Midnight basket ball would solve this problem....
Who can I bill for this advice...
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And just wait for the claims of "Cultural Appropriation".
John in Indy
Guess I’m gonna have to register my collection of Hanzo swords now.
Registering guns and magazines over ten rounds would prevent these crimes...
signed,
Gov. Fatass
Land of Lardass
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Everybody was
Kung Fu Fighting......
Shogun MF.
Now, kees me you fool!!!!
How bout a registry for repeat violent offenders or is that racism in the blue shitties
Do it “for the children.”
When given the choice of death between beheading and burning I say
A hot stake beats a cold chop
and all sword holders will have a limit of 10,,,, don't want anyone with more than 10 out on the streets
"Swords don't kill people...people kill people"
All things being equal, I would rather enter into a gunfight than an edged weapon battle.
Just saying...
A sword can be quite deadly when attacking a crowd. Edged weapons don’t make noise.
Sign me up immediately for an S.O.I.D. Card.
But a couple of questions, please:
Where do I find the serial number?
Do I need classes?
Is one SOID good for all of my swords and sharp edged devices?
Do I need insurance?
And lastly Is it sword violence or am I responsible for all havoc?
Inquiring minds would like to know.
I/F
Those MAGA Indiana sword shops are at fault! And there are even some downstate in IL! We've got lax sword laws allowing straw sword purchases dammit! We need to stop the loophole! That's what is causing this!!!!
Just a Sunday morning musing...If a gang war started between the Ghetto Gangsters and the Venezuelans, who would win and control the turf? The local Hispanic population, who have been here for generations, don't like either group. Which way would they go?
I have PTSD just thinking about samurai swords from the Pulp Fiction movie, you know the basement gimp scene 🎬
Is the rule 23 feet for swords?
I’m thinking of getting a government loan to open a sword sharpening business.
Was the offender Jim Kelly from La Centure Noire? Them were some good movies!
"...around 2:15 a.m. on Tuesday found the 61-year-old victim leaning against a vehicle, bleeding from both hands and missing some fingers, officials said."
Mere flesh wounds, I tell ya'!
The cannibals will bring their own Veg-O-Matics. It can slice, it can dice.
Samurai lives matter
Anonymous said...
Which Home Depot locations have machetes in stock?
Asking for a Venezuelan friend...
3/17/2024 12:48:00 AM
https://www.homedepot.com/b/Tools-Hand-Tools-Cutting-Tools-Machetes/N-5yc1vZ1z18gf9?NCNI-5&searchRedirect=machete&semanticToken=i10r20r00f22000000000e_202403171824212578833164511_us-central1-n5bp%20i10r20r00f22000000000e%20%3E%20rid%3A%7Bd8746d4f4cf1b9a1634b19990d7ab6d1%7D%3Arid%20st%3A%7Bmachete%7D%3Ast%20ml%3A%7B24%7D%3Aml%20ct%3A%7Bmachete%7D%3Act%20nr%3A%7Bmachete%7D%3Anr%20nf%3A%7Bn%2Fa%7D%3Anf%20qu%3A%7Bmachete%7D%3Aqu%20ie%3A%7B0%7D%3Aie%20qr%3A%7Bmachete%7D%3Aqr
https://www.sportsmansguide.com/product/index/colombian-military-surplus-assorted-machete-knives-5-pack-new?a=1923616
A Demonstration of Perfect Samurai Swordsmanship
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owYOInhzx20
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ISXbdUY_8pA
Dragonfly Katana | Cold Steel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TbHjEK3Fc78
Well at least it wasn't a rapier.
The poverty pimp lawyers will sue the officers claiming they didn’t act fast enough to save the man’s fingers
“brazen, bold, and violent.”
New slogan for Chicago...
Anonymous said...
When given the choice of death between beheading and burning I say
A hot stake beats a cold chop
3/17/2024 06:58:00 AM
Nyuk, Nyuk, Nyuk...
And the Swords should have a handle under 10 inches in length or else it is considered an "assault sword"...
Ninja butter knives.
Finely balance, ready to cut butter.
Also, Zombie sporks.
Fork and spoon your freshly basted corpses.
In addition, a free, highly absorbent, full body bibb, excellent for blood, bodily fluids, various marinated liquids and such. A must, for the neat freak zombie.
A limited time offer.
Call for bulk pricing.
Maybe it was a sword that off duty sgt thought that the autistic kid was holding as he was walking away from him before he shot him,??? Yea, yea, that's the ticket
Oh wait, that's right, they were both black, so no weapon had to even be mentioned as it was all swept under the rug
Many moons ago a “resident” of Altgeld Gardens tried chasing down some kids with a samuraii sword after they threw rocks at his windows. He was very upset and when we found him . He got a little too close for comfort but he dropped it. He explained that was his only protection from these thugs who were fucking with him. We gave him back his sword and sent him home 19 paul. Swords are making a comeback
Always wanted to catch two people fighting with swords and charge them with "dueling."
Came close once in 007 when one offender had two swords himself.
https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTLFp1rFf/
Looks like the academy, dep. Of revenue payback?
Point of order if you please. !
I just ordered mine. I got it jacked up with a silencer and tactical light too
That damn Samuri Sword loophole is allowing those swords into Chicago from Kabuki Theater shows in Indiana.
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