Run!!! It's an Eclipse!!!
Why is everyone getting worked up about this?
- The solar eclipse
of 2024 brings with it some hidden threats that are being laid out in a
new special bulletin from Illinois State Police. According to the alert,
the total eclipse of the sun on Monday will draw unchecked crowds in
public places that should be considered terror targets. Local
authorities also need to be prepared for drug overdoses as eclipse
viewers try to enhance their experience.
At the Statewide Terrorism and Intelligence Center in Springfield, State Police analysts will replace highway maps on the big screens with the Illinois eclipse path.
Seriously?
Most people will be at work. Most kids will be at school. Many shift workers will be sleeping. No one cares what the birds and squirrels do. Planes won't be falling out of the sky and quite frankly, if you can't find a safe spot to pull your car over, your insurance rate should double for stupidity.
And if someone is using Controlled Substances to "enhance" an event that lasts all of fifteen minutes, we wouldn't even be wasting the gas to respond to those calls.
posted by SCC at 12:05 AM
43 Comments:
Typical ISP.
Tell them to get back on the highways where they belong.
I lost my eclipse glasses. Now I'll just have to stare at the eclipse directly. On an equally idiotic note, the news report tonight said that experts advise not to drive a vehicle while wearing eclipse viewing glasses. If you need this advice, I'd suggest you never even think of driving anything. People have become so incredibly stupid.
With the approaching rarely occuring event of two cicada broods emerging sometime soon, these bothered by and bothersome Chicken Little's will be presented with that rarest of all opportunites, to feast upon truly free, abundant morsels of the bug kind.
Unlike money, which, contrary to the idiots' refrains, does not grow on trees, nor drift down from the clouds, nor magically blossom from where their wet farts splurt.
Though the competitions for these morsels of legion and legendary fame may seem a daunting task to these boo hoo birds, as authentic birds of all breeds will be most interested in plucking these newcomers of sweet morselly delight, there may be a few, amongst the many of the moochery clans, passionate enough to wander hither, thither and all about town to suck up the carpets of cicadas beckoning to be participating in the producings of their broods next generation.
Plus, might there not be a few, not amongst the moochery clans, to whom this massive event of free roaming cicadas, mesmerized by their inner lustings to contribute to their species' futures, to whom this bountiful banquet of ingredients, all moistly fresh from their spawnings, tender and juicy in the primes' of their youth's, would be that entrepreneurial opportunity to produce and supply:
Cicada Chips, in every possibly flavored and spiced version
Deeply Fried Cicada Crunchies
Sweet and Sour Cicada Samosa's, optionally supplied with that devilishly wicked tasting toe basted hot sauce.
Mischeviously Marvelous Cicada Chewies, the cookie/taffy/caramel/buttery delight of all sweet toothed avians throughout the galaxies.
Only a few of the many culinary options available to the ambitious ingredients supplier, for a very limited window of time.
Pounce.
Pounce on this.
Aren’t some public and private schools closed or closing early so kids can watch eclipse and teachers can get more time off in the indoctrination camps?
Most kids will be at school....
HA HA ... That was a good one....
People need to go to the lowest floor like their basement. Stay away from the windows! Wait for the all clear siren before you come out. Oh and wear a mask and stay six feet apart
Officials say the best way to protect yourself from the eclipse is to get a booster and make sure they update your prick card to prove you are up to date.
Democrats like it when people panic.
Now, kees me you fool!!!!
Do they know something we don’t know? The FBI Director has been saying for quite a while that he sees a lot of red lights and signals that something big is going to happen when he says something like this you have to wonder but we all know it’s not if somethings gonna happen it is when is it going to happen?
The gods are angry, crops will fail and women will become barren.
The reason for this panic and overreaction to a celestial event is simple. The people in charge of anti-terrorism and public health at the state and federal level are just as incompetent as those in the CPD. No one got fired or exposed for the overreaction to the COVID "pandemic". {Honk Honk} Clown World!
Those warnings are for the crowds making the pilgrimage to the path of totality in southern Illinois. It's already turning into a zoo.
What a scared “pussified”” society we have become, or is it just elected officials and bureaucrats worried about votes, to run and hide at the first hint of difference in the day. A five second warning, Do not look at the eclipse w/o eye protection or you could go blind, would suffice to people with common sense. I can just hear my Dad saying; “Think before you do anything that can cause you or anyone else harm. Thanks Dad.
A pickpocket’s dream
Traffic issues down south, we have "patrols" to kick people loose from when they randomly stop on the interstate, bridge, or other dangerous area NOT meant for parking.
I'd also argue it's folks trying to justify why they don't shag calls or work the road anymore..... we have an insane amount of "admin" people promoted in positions, they shouldn't be qualified for in the first place.
Is the city issuing solar safety glasses to protect officers working on days?
I'm on the other side of the earth and it's night.
At the sound of the siren, or when the eclipse starts, The Purge will begin, good luck to all. Remember that Tuesday is Soylent Green Day.
Maybe, just maybe, by time we have the next eclipse the city will announce how that fan was shot inside white sox park,,,,,,, but I doubt it
Who really gives a flying fuck hope the idiots go blind
To the bomb shelter, NOW! (will re-emerge at 3:30 to watch todays episode of Jeopardy).
15 mins my ass. Down in places where you'll see totality, it's several hours worth between the start and end of the partial phases. I'm in Terre Haute and they are expecting 50,000 visitors today. Most will be in parks. That's an enormous soft target.
"Criswell Predicts..."
After the last eclipse in 2017, There was a massive Earthquake in Mexico city, Mexico the very next day, and within a week, some of the most devastating California wildfires in history began. Even an entire city in Hawaii burned. Now they are flooding under torrential downpours, and devastating mudslides are occurring in those areas because there is no groundcover.
Then all these social justice rioting began to pick up steam. They spread like a plague across America and then the Pandemic came around. All the wrong people seemed to be in charge everywhere...Violence and Mass shootings increased everywhere. Drug abuse went into epic proportions and mental illness became the norm. A majority of Americans, no longer believe in God. A majority of people do now believe that "Aliens" walk among us and that the government "Knows" all about it.
Scientists say massive Earthquakes are long overdue in North America. Solar mass ejections (EMP's) are ever increasing. Polar shifts are in the realm of possibility per modern science. Celestial phenomena are occurring every week. There is an eclipse today, and a comet currently flying by Earth as we speak called the "Devils" comet.
The path of the Eclipse in 2017 and today's Eclipse map out a giant "X" on the North American map.
Once the "Seals" have been opened, God's Judgement is final. Get ready for Part Deux...just saying.
This is our recent history...The "Sky" is falling indeed
At the Statewide Terrorism and Intelligence Center in Springfield, State Police analysts will replace highway maps on the big screens with the Illinois eclipse path.
Haven't they realized that every time Gov. JB Lizzo appears outdoors there's an eclipse of the sun, moon and several galaxies...
Hurry and go get your ECLIPSE VACINATIONS
Isn't the Purge in effect during an eclipse? ...asking for a friend.
State Police should stick to trying to catch the numerous lunatics racing around like madmen on Illinois highways expressways and tollways, and dozing in Cracker Barrel parking lots.
A terrorist attack? Because of a solar eclipse or the war in Gaza (6000-miles away)?! LMAO! Dude Inc. is terrorizing this city every weekend with murder, carjackings, flash mobs and street-racing. Yeah its good to be prepared but talk about ignoring the elephant in the room. Look, Laugh, Leave...
isnt this really about the people that arent at school or work?
solar eclipse everybody is excited about and i still do not have any clout and im a 9161 forever
well i know one merit promoted dillon sisters will have time on their hands to watch the solar eclipse
Can I get a state emergency government handout due to the eclipse or do I have to be of a special group?
Reminds me of New Year’s Eve in 1999
This is our recent history...The "Sky" is falling indeed
4/08/2024 11:14:00 AM
Open the pod bay doors, HAL.....
solar eclipse everybody is excited about and i still do not have any clout and im a 9161 forever
4/08/2024 02:17:00 PM
Savor this.
Now, while it lasts.
Memories are tepid if you do not juice them while you make them.
You are in the driver's seat.
You control the horizontal.
You control the vertical.
You can soften it to a blur....
....or bring it to a focus of crystal clarity....
We drove down. It was unreal. Well worth the time.
Holy crap it’s Y2K alllll over again
For those thinking of retirement better no than later.
For PPO's as noted above in blog, don't linger. Make a decision. If you are that concerned, try to learn code. The Village Idiot in Washington recommended that to the coal miners when he began shutting down the coal industry. How about a security job guarding BJ's foreign illegal army in their Foward Operating Bases scattered throughout the city. What could go wrong with that.
Plenty of LE jobs in the suburbs. Better hurry there is competition for good officers.
If you want to stay and rip, run, and gun, more power to you. You stand alone in front of the Kangaroo Court.
Choose wisely.
No one cares what the birds and squirrels do?! We’ll see you in hell, SCC!
-IL DNR
National guard was ready, just like 2k thankfully went off without any problems from animals with 2 legs.
This whole eclipse thing….what a clown show!
Especially the weatherman crying. Actually crying with emotion🤷🏼♂️
Then there’s AMAZON with a Recall on their eclipse glasses!
And we got gippd out of the “totality” of darkness…
Glad I won’t be there for the next one 20 years from now.
It was cool to see the Moon slowly blocking the Sun, even though we didn't get the full impact of totality like they did further South. I remember when we got totality once; going rather dim light when it should have been daylight, the birds not flying or singing for a while, etc. The wonders of the Universe and celestial mechanics on display. Makes the human clown show pale in comparison.
Just remember we are piss ants in our own universe. The only exception is Sheila Jackson Lee, a Democratic Rep from Texas and a Yale graduate, who publicly stated that the moon is a planet (wrong answer) and made of gases (wrong answer). So, according to her, the Apollo 11 Astronauts magically landed and walked on gases (wrong answer). Another brilliant comment from her about the visiting the Moon and the Sun - she would prefer visiting the Moon because the Sun is too hot. She is dumber than a Moon Rock. Yale's best is piss ant excrement. Yale and Texas must be proud.
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