A Future Picasso
Someone has a bit of undiscovered talent:
We hope the sergeant approved it as is.
And we hope it ends up as Exhibit A in a court proceeding.
Labels: sarcasm AND silliness
posted by SCC at 12:03 AM
Wednesday, July 10, 2024
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51 Comments:
Nice!
Looks funny but technically.. NOTHING wrong with it.
Savage fled down alley NEVER to found or arrested.
Keep voting Democrat.
Etch-a-sketch ?
Merit promoted no doubt....
Now,...Let's see you dance....
Unit 2 appears to be a 2016 Volvo 4 door.
I see the problem. Officer friendly didn't color inside the lines. Will professor comehead approve this classical work of art. ?
Looks like one of the house windows were broken. Yes! That’s Chicago.
Took him 3 hours to do that crash report. That's why you were humping his beat half the tour.
*screeeeeeech*
*meeep meeeeep*
*screeeeech*
*kablamo!*
And that's what happened, Yo Honor!
Such talent!
Now, kees me you fool!!!!
And we hope it ends up as Exhibit A in a court proceeding.
That artist should have submitted his rendition to the prosecutors in the Karen Read trial...
Well, at least the receiving vehicle does not appear to have a pucker hole.....
I love it. We all know it’s never getting prosecuted, so why not have a bit of fun?
Result of new biting standards. Or just plain stupidity.
Please tell me this is not an actual crash report.
Man I wished my fto allowed me to do that. I would have drawn awesome scenes involving crashes and rolling shoot outs.
Unit 2 looks like the Weiner mobile.
OT..So, How did the FOP/CFD protest go during the Nascar? Big Flop? Turnout? I didnt hear any noise except from the race cars where I live.
Su-weet! All this official police report diagram needs is Bart Simpson riding by on a skateboard. Still better than most of the artwork and clipart I see in our E-Learning modules. {Clown Emoji}
Very stylish. Guess he had a kid on the street, who saw it, draw it
Now get some crayons and finish the job.
Is it just me or is that right window 4 corner hustler graffiti?
Completed by a future
MERIT Sergeant,
MERIT Lietenant,
and eventually Chief of Detectives.
CPS at its finest.
125 for cfd/cpd protest…teachers would get 1000 we r screwed!
Still running Internet Explorer WTF
OT..So, How did the FOP/CFD protest go during the Nascar? Big Flop? Turnout? I didnt hear any noise except from the race cars where I live.
7/10/2024 07:21:00 AM
Does FOP return phone calls anymore. 3rd week in a row calling just to be connected to a unit rep and then straight to voicemail. Secretary says all unit reps are in a meeting. Every time it’s the meeting, Monday, Tuesday or Friday. Left voicemails and still no call back. How long is that damn meeting? Are emails preferred method of contact? If so, no problem, but please advise.
Was that done by a person acting as a Sgt in 003. I think they may have had a young kid there who moved up through the ranks?
Don't make Chalkie jealous.
No hidden animals? Rejected.
That's actually the entrance exam for CPD and the report given on the sgt exam for you to ensure was done correctly before you approve it
everything you need to know you learned in kindergarten ... that applies to those born prior to the '70s. now they teach you that you can be...fill in the blank ??????
Picasso once said, "At 14 I could paint like the Dutch Masters. It took me 20 years to learn how to paint like a child."
God you guys are so immature. Police work is life and death!! Why don’t grow up dammit!!
I thought laughing and joking around at work died about 15 years ago?? Where Im at, everyone looks miserable as hell and no one talks to or even acknowledges one another. Everyone is just waiting out their sentence so they can retire or lateral out.
Nothing tops “The Case Report “ 10-15 years ago where the offender was a student at the Cordon Bleu School of Cooking.
Please tell me this is not an actual crash report.
7/10/2024 06:42:00 AM
That is not the worst of it.
The city is returning to displaying artwork on the motor vehicle windshield sticker.
It is the winning entry.
Absolutely amazing. GET THIS OFFICER TO TRAFFIC RECON! lol
Is that a bubble top Chevy? SWEET!
Do a crown Vic next!
To quote “ Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, USMC” in “ Full Metal Jacket” speaking to “ Private Lawrence”/ “ Private Pyle”: “ You are so ugly you could be a Modern Art Masterpiece!”
This shit is funny. Thank you
Anonymous said...
OT..So, How did the FOP/CFD protest go during the Nascar? Big Flop? Turnout? I didnt hear any noise except from the race cars where I live.
7/10/2024 07:21:00 AM
Does FOP return phone calls anymore. 3rd week in a row calling just to be connected to a unit rep and then straight to voicemail. Secretary says all unit reps are in a meeting. Every time it’s the meeting, Monday, Tuesday or Friday. Left voicemails and still no call back. How long is that damn meeting? Are emails preferred method of contact? If so, no problem, but please advise.
7/10/2024 09:15:00 AM
John and mette don’t respond to emails either, just drawing huge paychecks on the back of working coppers.
Ya-Ba-Daba-Dooooo!
The city is returning to displaying artwork on the motor vehicle windshield sticker.
It is the winning entry.
7/10/2024 04:27:00 PM
This cannot be true.
There are no carjackers jacking off in this illustration.
Hello FOP, Is John Our President Available For A 20year Veteran To Deal With My issue?
If Not Can I Have Phone Number Of The Restaurant That His Lackies And John Are Dinning
At Today With OUR FOP Credit Card. Remember Prez Johnny Comes First. His Coppers Last.
CPD: Kindergarten with guns 🤣
Anonymous Anonymous said...
God you guys are so immature. Police work is life and death!! Why don’t grow up dammit!!
Piss off, troll!
Nothing tops “The Case Report “ 10-15 years ago where the offender was a student at the Cordon Bleu School of Cooking.
7/10/2024 02:42:00 PM
The judge even liked that case. Though someone somewhere didn't like it within CPD.
TG was a fabulous officer. If you are reading this, i hope your new pasture is much greener. I can't say enough good things about him as a person and as a cop. His police work related to a high profile case also led to the reason we call in for parole violations now. He had clout but did not abuse it. Working copper.
TG, best of luck.
To the poster asking about the protest at Nascar, check the news. It's also on you tube. It got good coverage. FOX news, CBS, it's there. Find the links yourself. I would give you links but I don't think I would get approval for the out-of-grade slip as acting FTO.
If you spent as much time posting your request under different threads on SCC, you would have found the stories and videos.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
I thought laughing and joking around at work died about 15 years ago?? Where Im at, everyone looks miserable as hell and no one talks to or even acknowledges one another. Everyone is just waiting out their sentence so they can retire or lateral out.
7/10/2024 02:40:00 PM
And john is talking about dnc and morale going down, sorry it is at rock bottom we have no leadership at all!
“Everyone is just waiting out their sentence so they can retire or lateral out.” Meanwhile over 200 people have lateraled back into CPD after leaving originally because being the police means something else entirely once you leave this department. Suddenly then people start saying it isn’t so bad…
Woo woo
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