Monday, July 01, 2024

Where's Summer Mobile?

Oh, right. No manpower:

  • A teen was among two people injured in a stabbing and shooting near 31st Street Beach Saturday night, according to Chicago police. The shooting happened around 11:34 p.m. in the 3000-block of South Fort Dearborn Drive, police said.

    A 26-year-old woman was arguing with a 17-year-old girl, Chicago police said. During the altercation, the 26-year-old allegedly stabbed the teen in the arm and then the teen shot the woman in the shoulder. Both the woman and the girl were taken to hospitals and were expected to be okay.

    No charges have been filed. CPD Area One detectives continue to investigate.

    The shooting and stabbing happened after police planned to crackdown on crime near 31st Street Beach after four people were shot and killed there earlier this month.

The aldercreature promised more enforcement and Hein cancelled everyone's days off, but did anyone get assigned to the 31st Street war zone?

UPDATE: Seems the initial report was incorrect - female teen stabbed the woman who then shot the teen:

  • A woman possessing a valid concealed-carry license shot a teenage girl who stabbed her late Saturday night near Chicago's 31st Street Beach, authorities said.

    The incident occurred at around 11:34 p.m. in the 3000 block of South Fort Dearborn Drive. According to police, a 17-year-old girl and a 26-year-old woman got into an argument when the teen stabbed the woman in her right arm with a sharp object.

    The 26-year-old, who possesses a concealed-carry license and Firearms Owners Identification Card, produced a gun and fired shots, striking the teenager in the left shoulder, police stated.

Sounds like a good shooting, too.

 

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46 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Rule #1. Never bring a knife to a gun fight.
Rule #2. Make sure Kim Foxx CSA and incident will be classified as Mutual Combatants.
Rule #3. It’s The Chicago Way. I mean The Cook County Way.

7/01/2024 12:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think it was actually the other way around and the teen stabbed the woman and the woman was a CCW holder with valid FOID. Justified. But... Aren't guns supposed to be banned at any Chicago Park District property per ILCS?

7/01/2024 12:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I’m pretty sure there’s an opening to a satanic portal somewhere near the concession stands at 31st Street Beach. Seen way too much messed up sh!t happen near that beach over the years.

7/01/2024 12:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What, the broad had a blade and the ghetto rat had a gat???

That seems oddly not odd at all.

7/01/2024 01:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Article is wrong 17 y.o. stabbed the 26 woman who is a ccl who shot the 17 y.o. offender.

7/01/2024 01:21:00 AM  
Blogger The Keesing Bandit said...

Mayor Conehead's people have very poor conflict resolution skills and even poorer impulse control.

Now, kees me you fool!!!!

7/01/2024 01:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey scc,

I know we’re good at calling out the bullshit of this department but we gotta give credit where credit is due. We just finished up pride fest and this was by far the best it’s been handled in the last 12 years I’ve been working. Cruz, O’Conner, McCrudden, and the Lt and Hispanic sgt (don’t recall his name) absolutely did an amazing job. I guess all the FFO training paid off. Officers had shields up once the bottles started flying. Everyone stayed in formation, arrest teams were quick, hell even the gold stars were dragging these clowns back to the arrest line. Nicely done tonight.

7/01/2024 03:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Beach should be closed forever. Terrible beach, always trashed, people drive their cars up on the sand and shit everywhere. But who’s going for enforce the closing? Would need 12-20 cops to effectively close the very Long Beach, from 26th street to 35th street long.

7/01/2024 05:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The only thing this city has going for it is the beaches. I say shut them all down. Let the citizens know if they can't behave themselves they get no access. Make it a pay for access, 30 bucks for the day, fill some budget holes.

7/01/2024 05:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If you go anywhere near any beach inn this city after dark you are nuts. It doesn’t matter where these animals are, the results are always the same.

7/01/2024 05:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A few more bodies to add to the tally of kilt or maimed works for most and keeps people busy

7/01/2024 05:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

now, now..... we can't have a large police presence at that beach,,,, it would be racist

7/01/2024 06:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I live near the lake and walk almost every day there. Yes I carry every time. This is by far one of the worst years I’ve seen for not seeing any Police, or bike units or anything down on the lakefront. And I walk museum campus , all the way to Nay pier and beyond, at all different hours. I have barely seen any Police.

7/01/2024 08:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey scc,

I know we’re good at calling out the bullshit of this department but we gotta give credit where credit is due. We just finished up pride fest and this was by far the best it’s been handled in the last 12 years I’ve been working. Cruz, O’Conner, McCrudden, and the Lt and Hispanic sgt (don’t recall his name) absolutely did an amazing job. I guess all the FFO training paid off. Officers had shields up once the bottles started flying. Everyone stayed in formation, arrest teams were quick, hell even the gold stars were dragging these clowns back to the arrest line. Nicely done tonight.

Only one positive comment in reference to pride, this has AMC message vibes to it. I call bullshit. Thanks for checking in, boss.

7/01/2024 08:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Commander Yak-a-ma was heard saying she will not give overtime because... " They ain't gonna b watcn netflix on MY money".

Maybe a couple of ext cars on days or third watch could deter this.

But she was Cynthia White's secretary and I'm sure she earned her spot 🙄.

7/01/2024 09:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I watched the pride parade video. Not bad, physical , cpd tossing a few bodies around. You had nightsticks I think, general question. No helmets? I'd think it would be prudent. Just remember, this wasn't a crowd that was looking for a confrontation

7/01/2024 09:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sounds like the shooter was off a little to the left. Practice, practice, practice.

7/01/2024 09:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT. Where was news media to. Report the riots,attacks on police by participants of the gay pride celebration after dark?
?
Time to end this celebration that causes disruptive behavior by gay community.
Shame on local news for failure to show this.
News did the same thing last September during the Mexican celebrations that shut down traffic throughout the city of Chicago.
How many arrests?how many policemen were injured,assaulted?

7/01/2024 09:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

3:42am
Every police officer that had an object thrown at them should complete a battery case report.
Let the detective unit track down these criminals,using videos.
Did CPD have a drone up recording the attacks on police officers?
Was K9,Mounted Unit,Helicopter assigned to assist in future arrests.

7/01/2024 09:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So does the teen still get the $2,000 Brando. Johnson victim award or nah?

What about stabbing victims shouldn't the mayor be handing out cash for stabbing victims too. This is racist. No equity and inclusion from this mayor

7/01/2024 10:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

just fyi summer mobile hasn't been on the beach front in over 10 years.

7/01/2024 10:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So does the teen still get the $2,000 Brando. Johnson victim award or nah?

What about stabbing victims shouldn't the mayor be handing out cash for stabbing victims too. This is racist. No equity and inclusion from this mayor

7/01/2024 10:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Word is two of the Lt from BOD headquarters are on the hot seat about gloating they don’t go to the details they are assigned to and openly defy and bash their bosses. Their emails are going around.

7/01/2024 10:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

31st Street beach and parking area has been a out of control, violent shit hole for decades. There is no way to effectively police it. The city must find a way to shut this down and the only way I can think of is to close the parking lot and turn the entire area into a park.

7/01/2024 10:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Close every parking lot at every beach. The wilding have run havoc over the beaches for far too long from the drinking, cars on the grass, bike paths and beaches. Oh but “they” need some safe place to act like animals.

7/01/2024 12:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I was a PPO in 1997. That beach was a ghetto shithole back then. Some people can’t act like human beings. We have to pretend that they should be allowed to be treated like humans.

7/01/2024 03:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Love this!!

7/01/2024 03:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Federal “Observers” were watching the live feeds from not only the out of control chaos in Boystown and but from other city hotspots. Expect a major announcement soon about the DNC and a humiliating powwow with CPD Brass. The department has no capacity to protect or secure multiple locations and still keep citizens safe. For the first time ever you might see the misappropriation of designated and budgeted funds investigated by the…D.O.J. Seems the old school actual Dem Machine is trying to reassert its clout over this current Cultural Marxist nightmare, not only here but in other Blue State hellholes.

7/01/2024 04:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I hope the 17 year old learns something other than just "Don't bring a knife to a gun fight.
"

Hopefully the shooter doesn't get charged and doesn't get taken to the cleaners by a civil suit from the stabber.




7/01/2024 06:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Retired from 018 , In the summer the Gold Coast is crawling with dude looking for a parking place these rich people live in mansions and can't walk their dogs at night it is Engelwood north.

7/01/2024 06:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Anonymous Anonymous said...
Hey scc,

I know we’re good at calling out the bullshit of this department but we gotta give credit where credit is due. We just finished up pride fest and this was by far the best it’s been handled in the last 12 years I’ve been working. Cruz, O’Conner, McCrudden, and the Lt and Hispanic sgt (don’t recall his name) absolutely did an amazing job. I guess all the FFO training paid off. Officers had shields up once the bottles started flying. Everyone stayed in formation, arrest teams were quick, hell even the gold stars were dragging these clowns back to the arrest line. Nicely done tonight.

7/01/2024 03:42:00 AM

But what you do not understand, is with truly great Boss’ the nonsense would never have had a chance to start.

7/01/2024 07:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Legacy of eugene williams, 1919

7/01/2024 07:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
I live near the lake and walk almost every day there. Yes I carry every time. This is by far one of the worst years I’ve seen for not seeing any Police, or bike units or anything down on the lakefront. And I walk museum campus , all the way to Nay pier and beyond, at all different hours. I have barely seen any Police.

7/01/2024 08:30:00 AM

So why are you here complaining on a police blog? Do you think we make these decisions Sunshine?

My mom told me: "if you don't have anything nice to say, then don't say it at all".

7/01/2024 08:36:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


"The broad had a blade and the ghetto rat had a gat???"

To bad Theodore Geisel isn't with us anymore. Imagine the children's book he could have wrote, with illustrations of course.

7/01/2024 08:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Commander Yak-a-ma was heard saying she will not give overtime because... " They ain't gonna b watcn netflix on MY money".

Next sex scandal will emerge in 002 with CMDR and her "driver". Stay tuned.

7/01/2024 08:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I live near the lake and walk almost every day there. Yes I carry every time. This is by far one of the worst years I’ve seen for not seeing any Police, or bike units or anything down on the lakefront. And I walk museum campus , all the way to Nay pier and beyond, at all different hours. I have barely seen any Police.

7/01/2024 08:30:00 AM



What HAVE you seen, and at what different hours? And beyond Navy Pier in which direction, north, south or west?

7/01/2024 08:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Anonymous said...
Federal “Observers” were watching the live feeds from not only the out of control chaos in Boystown and but from other city hotspots. Expect a major announcement soon about the DNC and a humiliating powwow with CPD Brass. The department has no capacity to protect or secure multiple locations and still keep citizens safe. For the first time ever you might see the misappropriation of designated and budgeted funds investigated by the…D.O.J. Seems the old school actual Dem Machine is trying to reassert its clout over this current Cultural Marxist nightmare, not only here but in other Blue State hellholes.

7/01/2024 04:55:00 PM"

So the criminals at the D O J are going to investigate the criminals at City Hall?

7/01/2024 10:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

But others said the police presence was unnecessary.

"I would go as far to say there should be no cops at Pride," said Lakeview resident Ethan Schatz.

He said the heavy police presence took away from the spirit of pride.

"Really scary, the amount of police that were everywhere," he said. "Every party is going to have some risk factors."

7/01/2024 11:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

31st Street beach is approaching the numbers of dead at Omaha beach.

(For you Gen-X'ers: That was where your grandfather was killed)

7/01/2024 11:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Summer Mobile used to be a great gig. You needed seniority to work the lakefront over summer.

It would be by reverse seniority if they started up again.

7/02/2024 01:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

(For you Gen-X'ers: That was where your grandfather was killed)

7/01/2024 11:51:00 PM

Great grandfather and great great grandafather.

Their grandfathers are still well under retirement age.

7/02/2024 06:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ethan Schatz sounds like all the other liberal retards in that area. But when they are a victim of crime, all you hear is crying and wheres the police at, I called 2 minutes ago. I do agree with that loser though, no police should be at any parade, just call us afterwards to pretend like we give a fuck about you. We should be like the FD, in the station until called out

7/02/2024 08:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That's the problem with assholes like Yakama, they believe its "their" money. I bet they didn't think that way as a blue shirt though

7/02/2024 08:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Anonymous Anonymous said...

31st Street beach is approaching the numbers of dead at Omaha beach.

(For you Gen-X'ers: That was where your grandfather was killed)

7/01/2024 11:51:00 PM


Anonymous Anonymous said...

(For you Gen-X'ers: That was where your grandfather was killed)

7/01/2024 11:51:00 PM

Great grandfather and great great grandafather.

Their grandfathers are still well under retirement age.

7/02/2024 06:51:00 AM



Actual Gen X-er here (b.1977)

Paternal Grandfather served USN on a wood-hulled minesweeper against the Japanese, clearing paths for landing craft under heavy fire. Died 1962 of a PTSD-related heart attack.

Maternal Grandfather served USN, CPO, as a SeaBee building airstrips the minute USMC captured enough land in the Pacific island-hopping campaign. Chicago Water Dept after the war. Died 1981.

At least 1,200 died on Omaha Beach - just what are your stats on 31st Street?

Keep trying, Boomers.

7/02/2024 10:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think it was actually the other way around and the teen stabbed the woman and the woman was a CCW holder with valid FOID. Justified. But... Aren't guns supposed to be banned at any Chicago Park District property per ILCS?

7/01/2024 12:49:00 AM


Civilian here, FOID holder here since age 18 (decades now). Never bothered to get a CCL when the law finally passed for exactly this reason - all places where I would actually want to utilize conceal carry are explicitly forbidden under the Illinois law:

-Commuting back & forth to work across 011, maybe stopping at a supermarket in 010 on the way home?
*No gun allowed at workplace or the grocery.

-Taking a formerly chill CTA train line which since 2020 has been packed with psychos, just to see a movie in the Loop without paying $50+ for parking?
*No gun allowed on CTA or in the movie theater. [Guess who loses my ticket money?]

-Parking my car at home after work, taking a sketchy CTA bus line on a 3-mile straight shot to meet old friends for Friday Happy Hour, to be A Responsible Citizen & not DUI?
*No gun allowed on CTA again, or in a tavern.

-Circling Bucktown - where as we know robberies/carjackings are up 162% since 2020 [per CWB] - searching for a rare parking spot, perhaps blocks from the wife's favorite Date Night restaurant?
*No gun allowed in the restaurant, thanks to Beretta sticker on the door.


So basically the only time, as A Law Abiding Citizen, I could ever really use my CCL would be walking the dog around the block, consciously avoiding the many schools & parks in my neighborhood, or - may the gods forbid {we're open minded here} - confronting some asshole harassing my wife while she gardens in the Parkway, which Crimesha might consider to be off of my property and therefore beyond the bounds of simple FOID usage.

What's the point?

7/02/2024 11:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey! Aren't the beaches closed at 11:00pm?
They're going to be in real trouble!

7/02/2024 02:17:00 PM  

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