Nice Job Meathead
Remote training is often CD - Civilian Dress. A nice break from the uniform, wearing "soft clothes" in case you had to do something physical and didn't want to ruin expensive work clothes.
In almost every case, the order would read "conservative dress" which almost everyone took to mean jeans and a collared polo shirt and gym shoes. Some t-shirts weren't objectionable as long as they weren't full of holes and objectionable content.
Thanks to this appearing at LEMART the other day, soft clothes might be out for a while:
Seriously? What the actual f#$% is this? Not only the clothes, but we don't recall the "broccoli"haircut on the list of approved styles. Bump card? And if he shows up to work like this?
A commentator said he got SPARred and so did the Sergeant who failed to take corrective action. Another comment said all training will be in uniform from the time being, including detectives.
Labels: un-fucking-believable
posted by SCC at 12:05 AM
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So much for paramilitary organization.
Entitled. No sense. Common sense doesn't seem to be common here.
I bet that vest is FUNKY ! PEE-EW !!
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Hey . . Every now and then you have to show everyone you have an IQ of 50.
Fuckin' ASSHAT.
I’d be willing to get 100 toothpicks that he/him or I should say they/them/their hits the medical over this. What kinda ship is the Commander of the Acadmey running over there. When did “appearance commands respect” go out the window. The Superintendent was assigned to the Acadmey long enough and always looked professional. I’m sure he’s not happy over this.
They probably now have to spell out EXACTLY what you can wear now to training because of half-wit MORONS like this.
In a few years this twit will probably be a 3 time merit promoted exempt.
"Tool" was on his name tag
No tattoos? Did this one drive a Jeep 4x4?
Nobody said shit including the sgt cuz no one gives a shit about anything on this job anymore. It’s been destroyed for a while now. Welcome to the party pal.
The "Look at me" generation.
1 idiot ruins a good thing!
Bet he smiles every time he sees a mirror!
I can’t even take this seriously. LOL!
This is what you’re gonna get. This is the once proud and honorable Chicago Police Dept. This is not surprising at all.
Dog the bounty hunter.
This goof took someone’s boots from the locker room when he forgot to bring shoes for work. When the owner officer came to work he couldn’t find his shoes because PO I.L had them on.
He must use Brandon's hair stylist
Thanks asshole !!!
100% Douche Bag.
Something tells me that he’s well versed in 3 bag dope pinches, coding jobs via diatribe and posting selfies to social media while at work.
Fucking loser.
Many years ago a female CPD showed up to work at gangs wearing jeans and only a tank top underneath her vest. She looked as if she were nude from the waist up. The old time sgt scolded her, lectured her about professionalism, sparred her and sent her home. Everyone was happy because she was an arrogant know it all, who loved herself. And she still is the same way on FB with her non stop selfies. Right, Debbie...oh I mean Debi.
I know this looks insane to those of us with 16 plus years on. To anyone with less time on this is just another day.
The sgt didn’t say shit cuz the useless po instructors with zero time in that academy didn’t think this was weird at all. So they never mentioned it.
This is actually hilarious. Nobody cares about being a police officer. It’s just a job, maybe can make it a career but nevertheless just a place to earn money. Nobody is serving the community, no honor or integrity here. The morale of the department is show up, do the bare bones, and go home. This was inevitable. If the shirt had sleeves nobody would have said anything. Sergeant at the training didn’t care because it’s hard to care about anything at the job at this point.
And snelling didn’t fix the morale problem. Because this officer here has low morale. If they cared about their job they wouldn’t do this. Promoting a double merit hack who taught more than 80% of the department at gym class in the academy doesn’t elicit higher morale or confidence. It’s not snellings fault though. He took leadership at the lowest point in my 20 years here. There has never been a more deflated, less caring group of coppers on the beat cars, on the tac teams, and even on the desk. I’m just a beat copper so I don’t know how the units are doing but I assume it’s the same. Misery and contempt. This young meathead is just a product of the department at this point.
The truth is no one honestly gives a shit. This kind of nonsense is expected and encouraged in 2024 blue lives matter world.
Just because this guy lives an “alternative lifestyle“ doesn’t mean you should put him on blast. He looks totally slay and is definitely a Riz, and he has feelings btw. Just mind your own business.
Leave Dave Harris’s boy toy alone!
Oh be nice!!
Keep reaching for that rainbow CPD!!
On his way to Boys Town.
I was in court with guy who was using a sock as his holster. I waited for the next elevator as all felons piled in with him.
Don’t worry everyone. I spoke to this young man and it was determined that no discipline action will be taken. He was simply taking a picture for his INSTA. Shame on you for thinking this enthusiastic, energetic tactical team super star was anything less than amazing.
This really doesn’t help my fractured sense of safety from my tax paid police dept employees. It’s time my neighborhood watch group take it up a notch.
Wow, I thought the CPS had issues…
So when old broccoli head gets in the car next to you, pulls out his phone and begins to take selfies and facebook live’s your shift, do you then go back in the station and tell your boss you need to go home cuz your sick? Or do you just “ride it out” and hope for the best?
Not a cop
Now there's a guy who's bucking for assignment to counter-robbery and counter carjacking work in Wrigleyville and Boystown if this was a parallel universe where CPD was a legitimate public protection agency.
I don’t know what’s worse, this clown or Brandon Johnson telling white cops he had their backs
My god he looks delicious
What Eva, you’ll know I look good… You’ll just be hatin!
Oh yes yes yes you can pull me over anytime you’d like, officer tight pants
He’s obviously Italian…. You can’t fault him for that! He doesn’t know any better. Yo! Ma!
I am so turned on right now
Look normally I think the blog is nothing but cry babies and useless blue shirts talking shit, but this topic is fantastic. I think I saw this guy at the anvil club on halstead a couple weekends ago
Wooooo woooo!! Honey, don’t stop doin what you doin!
I knew that academy had some funky stuff happening lately
Can you imagine what 1960’s- 1970’s era Chicago cops would say?
I would pay good money to watch this guy do a traffic stop in his little outfit
Haha I got kicked out of training for not having a duty rig even though I had on a duty belt. Guess I should’ve showed up shirtless they would’ve let me stay. What a joke this department is
Wtf did the detectives do wrong! All you pee on blue shirts are wrong for this! I can’t wait to retire! SGT I been here all day (lie) cool if I clear out?!
This is the most boomer thing I’ve seen in a while. Who cares, it’s training. And before you all come for me, do not for a second think this is a legitimate department. From promotional exams to the bosses, everything is bullshit and is ran like shit.
I feel embarrassed for the coppers that have to work with this tool bag. Please someone post his name & DOA/UOA so I can stay as far away as humanly possible from this idiot.
If this dumb shit let his broccoli style haircut grow any longer he’d look like sideshow Bob from the Simpsons. I mean he can’t do any worse for his image after this so he might as well go nuts with it.
Wtf did the Sgt do?. Hey boss how about acting like an actual fucking supervisor
LOL! This is what you get when you lower standards to make sure everyone can pass the test....
😂😂😂🫵🤣🤣🤣
Nasty.
I bet you could smell that dude at roll call with that stinky ass vest.
What's the matter office? Were you too high to do a load of laundry last night?
Definitely tact material
What a disrespectful ASSHOLE!!!
What a stroke! 100% diversity hire. There's always one who fucks it up for everyone. Why was he allowed to be there dressed like this? If I were a citizen who called 911 and this douche showed up to the call I couldn't stop laughing. BTW - he's not the only one that looks like this - there are plenty more.
Looks like a drag queen, for gods sake , don’t violate his vowels
what a fuckin loser with a retarded haircut. Let me guess less came on 2018 or later. Who is this guy?
I have it on good authority this copper got a bunch of phone numbers from the women “police officers” at training. A particular instructor seemed very fond of him.
Boystown and the Village People are in a sweat. The rest of us are creaped out.
"conservative dress"
Something about this term triggers the new and improved, be the change CPD...
Ain't DEI grand.
You hire filth, you get filth. No more Malloy and Reed types.
too cool for school
Lowering the hiring standards is a real thing.
Lol, picture just speaks for itself man.
also the dept still about who has beards? -Non-CPD commenter
Standards are slowing disappearing. The crazy hairstyles are just accepted as part of the new generation. Facial hair has become the norm.
My man is working on getting up to the side show Bob hairstyle
Typical department move, punish everyone for the actions of one.
What's with the left pants leg rolled up 'higher' than the right...?
Is he 'representing'... ? ? ?
The keystone cops have arrived. Hey look at me I go to the gym. Muscles don’t make you tough
Lol what a clown, probably makes 5-6 arrests a year and those are probably shoplifters. The coppers hired the last 10 years couldn't carry the gun belts of the coppers from the 90's. It's a great image for a poster for CPD...we're so desperate we'll even hire this! To any citizens that read this blog...go get concealed carry CPD can't protect you.
LEMART on the right. Auditons for the Village People on the left.
Works Mids in 009. This is the same guy who spilled an entire carton of Chinese food on the PDT and just left it and walked away. He’s just another douche on the job who think they are overtly muscular wanting to be known as the “huge jakked” cop. I bet he goes to planet fitness.
It only takes one fucking idiot to ruin it for everyone! Its obvious this moron must think highly of himself to be dressed like that. He never even should have been allowed in past the main doors dressed like that.
Who the fuck is this, RAMBO???
You never had the best and brightest but you never had this either. Good luck
The CROWN Act adds hairstyles to discrimination no-no’s in IL. Interesting if that came into play with what was written up for this one. Seems like a little part of the plan that Yuri Bezmenov warned about a long time ago.
Midnights in 009 is full of winners like this. Between Assman009 and Broccoli head you cant lose.
Yes its bad to wear this. But should not blast him over the blog especially with eap and stressers on this job. Ive seen this for a while. Workout pants, yoga pants etc. Hes not the first. Bosses should of just sent him home.
DEI, got to love it.
I'm too sexy for this training.
Respect.
Looks like he's ready for a night out in boystown.
he must work in the caps office telling everyone all his hero stories (that's if he identifies as a he)
Should have been sent home. No questions asked. No discussion.
Front lean and rest!!!!!!!!! Do it now.
Menudo!!!
Definition of a straight up chooch. Not sure who’s he’s trying to impress because that class he was in was a straight up sausage fest.
The Keesing Bandit thinks that he looks hot.
He was in my academy class. He could kinda spell his own name.... This in no way surprises me or anyone else who knows him.
Monty Python had a one word description for this one.
Lmao!!! What in the actual fuck is that!?
Punish one, punish all is childish. This place is not even close to the Service.
Company leader to raven, come in raven. They drew first blood sir, all I wanted was something to eat.
What an embarrassment that fool is. Talk about bringing discredit to the Department. That deserves 30 days to teach his dumbass a lesson. His appearance truly does not command respect.
and you just know he has a "bump card" right???? guess the inspectors do not want to say anything to him and be called racist,,, and looks like his sgt, Lt, capt, and commander are all chumps for letting him look like that
Can't make this shit up!!! Our own worst enemies
what a dildo
CPD has been a laughing stock since at least 2005, so this isn’t surprising. The hiring pool has been contaminated, so it is slim pickings. Any self respecting person who wants to be a copper should avoid CPD like the plague.
As for his hair, I’m just jealous.
Well , I guess this shouldn’t surprise anyone with this department lowering its hiring standards. What’s that phrase that the department uses… be the change ?
When I came on this job in the 90’s there were so many old timers. I couldn’t image this kid getting in a car with an old time burned out Viet Nam vet. This kid would be left on the street as the old timer drove away from the station. No I’m not kidding that shit would happen.
I would love to know how much time this (Officer?) has on the job. What a joke
He also often wears a Bass Pro Shop with skinny jeans he’s the quinessential Gen Z’er very woke and delusional. This is who the city hires now.
Standards for this profession have gone down significantly in the last ten years.
Long hair, tatoos, not wearing your gun belt but just a regular belt, pancake holster on patrol, etc...
Most of the coppers are constantly glued to their cellphones. Instead of paying attention to their sorriundings/situational awareness, they are super focused on their cell phone.
The female officers walk in to work all glammed up. Like they are going to a nightclub. A few wear yoga pants with their FUPA exposed and then complain that some of the guys were looking at them. Long hair while working the beat car. Super tight pants and lots of make up on.
Standards have gone down on this job. No sergeant wants to say or do anything. Because if they take corrective action, they are afraid they'll be in trouble. No one cares. Another day in the CPD.
He should have been sent home and told not to return unless he was properly attired
He's voting for Kamala
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
No he’s not a Chippendale dancer, he’s a Chippenfail clown show dancer.
This guy probably have his uniform pants and shirt all tailors to have tight quads/calfs and tight arm holes…
And i thought Kamala Harris is a joke….
You are 100% correct absolutely it her. She’s always thought her sh/t did t stink.
he's just dude playing a dude disguised as another dude...
Sideshow Bob haircut
Dude! C'mon bro. He is to totaly low-key.
He's got one on his ass that says "moron".
Broccoli head?! Hilarious!!
Can you translate this your comment into Englais. Thanks in advance.
This is one messed up generation of police officers. Glad I retired.
Ok Keesing Bandit! We get it! No more spritzers for heem!
Lol!
Or even 80s era! Gus Tero (RIH) and the other gym instructors of those times must be shaking their heads in disbelief and disgust.
He apparently was NOT allowed to dress like this
ha,,,,,,good one
Maybe he never got the memo that Pride Month is over.
Old saying is ".. guys fuck up their own good shit.."
When push comes to shove you’d probably want him backing you up over half the DEI’s on the job.
Slob
I'm sure he (assuming that is how he identifies) is checking something real important on his phone.
Hey boneheads, for the last time the department rank structure and organization is modeled as “quasi-military” as we have ranks akin to the military. We are not, and have never been, “paramilitary” as in “Sandinistas” or the IRA that blew up restaurants and lynched British soldiers. Learn the difference. Yikes.
That’s the know it all f to from twenty on third watch hahaha
I remember it well. After the all call describing the offender vehicle Ochocki and Co. sat at the inbound Kennedy and picked-up the car and offenders. That’s when 016 actually had a tact team.
How else is a guy supposed to get a merit promotion? Don't hate the player, hate the game.
100% and any fool who thinks otherwise has not paid attention to the new breed of officers out of the academy in the past 5-10 years
What Zoolander would look like as a cop.
I’ve seen worse from some of the department desk/suck crew. Yoga pants, tight tops, for “yoga sessions” at training. Not a good look to publish this. I get it, it’s funny to look at but no reason to blast this out to the public. It’s 1 fool. Spar him, laugh at him, but posting this doesn’t do us on the streets any favors
It’s encouraged by supervisors. I’ve seen my watch over the past five years go from zero women wearing makeup to all of them, ponytails, nails done. It’s like they’re competing for most attention from the supervisors. I guess going home a few hours early is worth their integrity.
100% a supervisor problem and it’s a bit shocking that most of the commenters didn’t pick up on that. If he gets 1-3 days suspension the sergeant who allowed him to sit for the training should get a month suspension. Why do women wear makeup, yoga pants, tight tops to work? Ponytails earrings jewelry? The supervisors allow it either by not caring enough to even give a cursory inspection at roll call or they encourage it because they think the women are attractive. It’s always been like this, especially in units.
Let me guess less than 5 years on?
Can definitely blame the copper but I’d say the sergeant is double at fault for allowing him to sit for the training. Supervisors who allow such things are double at fault.
2019
Same can be said for the fat slobs who’s belly stick out past their belts but nobody cares, there are not standards. This guy made a dumb mistake of wearing a tank top which made it look like he was shirtless. When it comes to the street, put this guy in a blue standard uniform, his appearance would command far more respect than the fat 260+ pound slobs that some of our officers have turned into.
Remember "out door" roll calls ? A few years ago I drove past 2 on different days in the "Old 23rd District" and I was laughing so hard I had to pull over. I could not believe what I saw. Both looked like Coxey's Army. ( Google it ) No 2 uniforms matched plus there was a smattering of hair jell Tac people with their designer jeans and baseball caps. Unbelievable !
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How about the douche bag who dances to music while on duty on his Instagram at concerts. What a shame this department has come to. I HATE the new police. Cry babies, entitled, and pu$$ies. All the chics that walk around like dudes with dude haircuts all big and bad that would get their @$$e$ handed to them by any guy. It's disgusting
Maybe he can join the recruiting unit and recruit metrosexuals to become police , if that’s what this job still is.
diversity hire? im guessing you havent seen these new young white males on the job. looks exactly lke this tool
You couldn’t be more accurate
He ain't the first one to do this, I once heard a tact guy in the 2nd district did this and got sent home for doing it. Young strokes on the jobs now. Glad retirement is around the corner.
This guy always hits the medical and fails to notify the medical section.
The Sgt. had to be instructed to put a number on this asshat. I also believe he is being placed as a personal concern. This is not the job for him, ha Broccoli Head
He’s a Bull in the lifestyle.
Look him up he’s a “ Scrum” leader so he says what a punk no wonder Cpd gets les respect hourly!
Where's the keesing bandit in all of this?!
"e's just pining for fjords...
Finally! A picture of the keesing bandit.
What do you mean? That’d the full on Rambo III look.
Open the car door and barf, then drive to station and go home.
How the hell is assman doing heard he ratted out a coworker to IAD what a tool
Don’t forget when she was merit promoted for shooting herself in the calf when she was taken hostage. She was walking around Area 4 just fine that evening but limped across the stage to get her “valor citation” 9 months later.
We would take this idiot aside and inform him of his duty to the entire force to dress properly and conduct himself with dignity as he represented the entire department and had responsibilities to all of us. This would be done in front of the entire watch or unit roll call. They would get the message.
Apparently, this is not just the CPD. My wife, a retired L.E., is on a jury here in Phoenix. A drug possession/sale trial. Copper #1 (3 years) comes in with a baseball cap in uniform and does not take the cap off while testifying. Slouches in the witness box and answers YA!/NAH! and is not prepared to answer questions that are on his report. Same with copper #2 (2 years), Totally unprepared. Number #3 (1 year) comes dressed properly and is totally prepared. Embarrassing to say the least.
Paging Keesing Bandit. Paging Keesing Bandit.
Again…front leaning rest. Don’t forget your tack tickle boots.
Were going from "conservative attire" to "democrat attire".
Tren life starter package💪
🤣🤣🤣🤣
This guy just came from the blue oyster , leave him alone 🤣
He must work out
I can't image how many phone calls the Supervisors had to make to "MAKE A DECISION" on what to do with this individual.
That's just his tack-tickle shirt
The 009 midnights crew has always been a little "special," but this guy takes it to another level.
That's his Halloween costume.
Can we just do away with in person training and have everything via E-Learning? I sit on my phone 95% of the time along with the rest of the classroom, some officers are knocked out sleeping and you can use that academy staff to man beat cars in the districts. The training we receive is a complete joke and we are a laughing stock in the LEO community when it comes to this type of stuff.
Scraping the very bottom of the barrel ! Looks like a CPS graduate for sure !
Italian? Look at the frizzy broccoli hair. He had family on North & Spaulding I bet.
What an embarrassment to CPD!!!
This may be the single best post SCC has ever put up. What a douchebag.
The instructors should have also been SPARed because dropped they ball checking him for weapons during the pre-scenario safety check. This guy had two massive guns out in the open and they missed them.
He will go PTSD and then face the board.
Nah, McDermott is a fucking tool that just goes to south side districts to fuck with short handed hardworking districts. He wouldn’t dare go to Bridgeport. This guy has been miserable since he got dumped from Chief and targets the Southside working officers only. He thinks no one is watching but people are. He gets a couple of his infractions, writes them up and then heads home. Check the GPS on his city car. He may work about 2-3 hours if that.
Oooooh you got 16 otj. Don’t open you mouth until you have 20+ kid.
True story!
Nobody cares about his lifestyle ! Since when is it appropriate to attend anything work related , dressed like this ??????
More like, Dude with the bouncy bummer…
You need to be a tool to get the Loot!
No, it’s Don Jerome’s! Stop it!
Lt. Jason Brown sees him every single day and says nothing. I guess he still a lil salty from getting dumped and sued 3x. He don’t want more numbers on his ass. Hahahahahahahaahahahaha. Only in Chicago. He gets put back in the district he gets in trouble for. Oh well, at least he can disappear and go home at lunch.
Summary punishment. Your right, it is far from being paramilitary.
But yes, it has been confirmed that everyone including detectives will be in uniform indefinitely for all training and court appearances. Thanks a lot you fucktard!
Did you mean Halsted? Utilize your FOP book it’s a tool
No! Nobody works in caps.
On a more serious note, have a gander at what our wonderful government is planning for its citizens: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uvLCzT6Tdnc
The green thing on his leg means he has been cleared of all weapons before doing scenarios.
Still no comment from The Keesing Bandit? Must be getting some heavy vapors!
Yep, kid got off his Probation and was put with another Officer who just got off his probation. No guidance at all
He works in 009 on midnights. You can get away with anything on that watch. Well, not as much as 2nd watch but close.
What a sausage......
Go get your shine box mushmelon
It'd be safe to say, he thought Le'mart was a class at cordon bleu
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