Wednesday, January 15, 2025

As Expected

We and many others predicted this after they legalized weed:

  • State lawmakers plan to introduce legislation this week that would make Illinois the first state to fully decriminalize sex work.

    Equality Illinois and the Sex Worker Advisory Group, a coalition of Black and Brown current and former sex workers, have spent more than three years advocating for this bill, which aims to reduce threats of violence and create safer conditions for sex workers.

    “For over 20 years, I worked as a sex worker here in the city of Chicago, and for over 20 years lived under the fear and threat of violence,” said Reyna Ortiz, chair of the Sex Worker Advisory Group. “By passing this legislation, we will make Illinois a safer place for everyone, especially the most vulnerable in our communities.”

So the political whores will make it easier for the other ::ahem:: sex workers to be licensed, regulated and of course, taxed.

Weed was supposed to save Illinois, except the political whores merely diverted weed money into the general funds and took a not-quite-equal amount out to spend on other pet projects instead of actually paying down outstanding bills, furthering the deficit and debt that taxpayers will be shafted with.

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87 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who would pay for this?

Looks like the guy in the old Doritos commercials 😂😂😂

https://news.wttw.com/2025/01/13/advocates-lawmakers-seek-legalize-sex-work-illinois-people-deserve-respect-work-work

1/15/2025 12:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can't wait to leave this SHIT-HOLE state.

1/15/2025 12:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If they moved the whole trade inside I could care less what they do, but keep it off the streets, and out of the gangways, backyards, parks, alleys, cars, etc.

1/15/2025 12:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OK with me. Legalize whores.
Tax them and put the money in our pension.
Legalize cocaine, sell it at the weed stores.
Tax it and put the money in our pensions.
Legalize LSD.
Tax and put the money in our pensions.


1/15/2025 12:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Next it will be prostitution and hard drugs. City will be one big red light district.

1/15/2025 12:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

“Reyna Ortiz, chair of the Sex Worker Advisory Group.” Hmmm… I wonder who she had to blow for that title? Ahhhhhh!!

1/15/2025 12:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How fitting....

1/15/2025 12:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I still remember when the Lottery was supposed to fund schools.

1/15/2025 12:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just think all of the dregs cannot show up to the unemployment line and claim that they can’t get a job. Everyone has the basic prostitution/ sex worker skills naturally instilled. They don’t need schooling, internships nothing. Just the willingness to give/ get a head, HA! The end of wellfare!

1/15/2025 12:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Think the blue states will prohibit credit card companies from adopting specific MCC codes for these types of "service" transactions so they can be cloaked???

1/15/2025 01:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Sarr Chasm said...

But when will they legalize street-takeovers? Require them to get a permit, hire crowd control, traffic aides to re-route traffic, have tow trucks and ambulances on standby..... that money could help save schools and give raises to teachers!

1/15/2025 01:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Were those the sex workers in the photo? Pretty uncomely group. Let them know Trump said equity and woke is dead on Jan 20th.

1/15/2025 01:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We're officially Vegas now. Legalized gambling, pot and prostitution.

1/15/2025 03:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sex workers deserve respect!
Political whores do not! Chicago has its share of political whores.
All Democrats.

1/15/2025 04:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nothing can save Illinois

1/15/2025 05:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How low can we go

1/15/2025 05:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That sounds like a great idea, let’s legalize disease spreading whores. WTH is Illinois/chicago thinking about doing next, legalizing heroin, crack, and meth to be sold (and taxed) as prescriptions, maybe even over the counter in your nearest liquor store? We are heading down a dangerous path.

1/15/2025 05:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Political whores...nope..They are political pimps.

1/15/2025 06:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

if they make sex work legal then how will all those female officers sue when they don't get that promotion they were promised for their services,,,, like johnson's driver?

1/15/2025 06:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm in agreement with this. It's their body their choice. Maybe finally you can get some pension contributions if you tax it.,..

1/15/2025 06:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

City needs to get into online sports book and start a cam whore site. Big money being left on the table. Fully fund the pension.

1/15/2025 06:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

these people are out of their mind

1/15/2025 06:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So will the name go from State of Illinois to Sodom or Gomorrah?

1/15/2025 07:11:00 AM  
Blogger JustHereForThePaycheck said...

Between weed and pu$$y, there ain’t gonna be much left to my pension check.

1/15/2025 07:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Support your local hooker they gotta eat too

1/15/2025 08:01:00 AM  
Blogger Mr. SouthSide said...

I remember Reyna.

1/15/2025 08:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

20 years of service! I wonder what her/they pension looks like…

1/15/2025 08:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who cares. New Zealand has legalized prostitution forever. There is a limit to the number of workers that can work out of any location. The workers are licensed and require health certification. They get health insurance and all the other benefits any worker receives. The cops provide the same protection/service that any other business receives. One girl opined that she likes sex and in this job she gets paid to have it ten times a day. It will never work in Chicago, too civilized.

1/15/2025 08:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Once this becomes legal, our exempts, don’t have to hide it they’ll have to dual

1/15/2025 08:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You can add they don’t need fancy work clothes
Actually they don’t need clothes

1/15/2025 08:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Next it will be a Whores Union, AFL-CIO. Aldermen will get honorary membership cards, of course, as they are all experienced in that trade.

1/15/2025 08:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My body my choice.

1/15/2025 08:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If passed will there be a dress code. Will there be part time positions. So many questions.

1/15/2025 09:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mo' hoes! Mo' hoes! Mo' hoes! Now you know why Chicago has imported all of these the illegals into the city. Pimpin' ain't easy....

1/15/2025 09:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wtf

1/15/2025 09:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Janel already has her Lt shirts purchased.

1/15/2025 09:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If the State decriminalized sex work, how long will it be before either the high schools or the junior colleges offer a courses in pimping? How to keep the B-s in line 101.

1/15/2025 09:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Have Conehead and the evil cabal of city council members tested for Sex work, They have been phucking us for years.

1/15/2025 09:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yes, legalizing it will bring a much higher tier of sluts and degenerate customers...AUFKM?

1/15/2025 09:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Isn't "prostitution" a service?, I didn't think IL taxed services.

1/15/2025 10:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If your new girlfriend has all her teeth...PROBABLY A COP!

1/15/2025 10:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

and the tollways were going to be free when the bonds were paid off

1/15/2025 10:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This could be brilliant for the new Illinois flag.

1/15/2025 10:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This 👆

1/15/2025 10:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A little bit softer now…

1/15/2025 10:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Illinois growth industries:
Weed
Gambling
Abortion
Sex work
Bond ratings should be AAA in no time.

1/15/2025 10:20:00 AM  
Blogger anymouse said...

Hmmm,.......Prostitution legalized........FOR THE PROSTITUTES. All you Amish out there.......Patronizing a prostitute is STILL a state or city crime. Wow!
This could make ten times the money of the 25mph speed limit. And soak the right people too!

1/15/2025 11:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ooo maybe we could turn that old Masonic Temple in River North into a legal bordello once the casino moves out into their new digs

1/15/2025 12:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Somorrah - as in, “gimme some more of that”

1/15/2025 12:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Huggie Bear for Superintendent Department of SWAG!

1/15/2025 12:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thank goodness I moved out of this shit hole several years ago. Taxes minimal, very clean, and a certain demographic as mayor and city council. Very respected police and fire.

Watching (and stating the very obvious) the embarrassing senators from Ill and Mr. Conehead, Fat ass, and the attempt to legalize all crime to attract the lowest forms of life validates what I thought was a tough move awhile back. But now, it was undoubtedly the best move of my life.

1/15/2025 12:40:00 PM  
Blogger Old Joe said...

Get blown in the Windy City!

1/15/2025 12:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

in the 80's an old timer mentioned to a recruit, stony island, cottage grove was overrun by street walkers. recruit said, how'd you clean it up?? he laughed, they are now on cfd or cpd . jajaja

1/15/2025 02:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Good part time job after a CPD tour...where do I sign up? Or can I just go into business myself? Asking for a friend...

1/15/2025 04:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I live in Nevada now. Las Vegas resents that comparison to Chicago...

1/15/2025 04:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Prostitution is not legal in Vegas.

1/15/2025 04:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Sex Workers Advocacy Group is the code name for 35th and Kissitagain?

1/15/2025 04:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

🤣

1/15/2025 04:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The city should re-do their flag with this moto on it. Put a set of lips directly in the center among the stars.

1/15/2025 04:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

🤣😂 BOOM!

1/15/2025 04:36:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sex workers are not whores. The people I work with everyday are whores.

1/15/2025 04:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can I take my lunch at the local whore house now? Because they used to frown on that sort of thing...

1/15/2025 04:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wouldn't this be in the Keesing Bandit's wheelhouse?

1/15/2025 05:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Saw a picture of miss Ortiz
Nope
Don’t hate my dick that much

1/15/2025 06:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And there was a new thing called cable TV, where you paid a monthly fee instead of having to watch commercials.

1/15/2025 06:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Prostitution isn't even legal in Las Vegas.

1/15/2025 06:50:00 PM  
Blogger Do you see me? said...

Brandon will be saying “you can’t demonize the ladies or the ladymens”. Get ready for the college courses “Pimps up and hoes down 101”

1/15/2025 07:09:00 PM  
Blogger Do you see me? said...

Why do you think Vegas outlawed prostitution within the city limits? Does anyone remember the 60s and 70s with all the prostitutes walking the strip and lined up up along the casinos. Used condoms and hype needles littered the strip. Robberies , theft from person, aggravated batteries, murder all the biproducts of prostitution and drug abuse.
Wait till the new Bally’s casino opens.
Paddy Bauler said it best “Chicago ain’t ready for reform”

1/15/2025 07:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

“Lord, please pray for the soul of this b*tch. And guide my pimp hand and make it strong, Lord. So that she might learn a ho's place. Amen.“ -A Pimp Named Slickback

1/15/2025 09:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Just a Gurl said...

Mccormick place for the conventions ha ha and navy pier

1/15/2025 09:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9CdVTCDdEwI

1/15/2025 09:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

here here!

1/15/2025 10:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

probably you and alot of others!!!!

1/15/2025 10:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SWAG Bag?

1/15/2025 11:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Compare and contrast with the Chiraqi Code of Conduct.

Nobody saw nuffin'
All dem regulationz be raycis!
Ain't nobody got time for health certification!
Follow the money for the health certifications....
You can't limit how many hoes can work out of a spot - see above...

1/15/2025 11:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They'll get out the rat for brothels that employ scab labor (literally and figuratively)

SEIU Local 1 is on strike for fair wages! No BJ's until we get paid!

1/15/2025 11:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Official City Song is by the Beastie Boys... "Hey, hey, hey!..."

All City Meetings have to start with a rendition of the song.

1/15/2025 11:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ms. Ortiz spent 20 years as a sex worker. 20 years? She can manage somehow to organize, but in 20 years she couldn’t use her brain to find a way out. Please. Personally- having worked some prostitution stuff, I was more disgusted by the hypocrite Muslims who’d cruise around picking up whores or the guys in minivans with a child seat in the back then I was the prostitutes. Most of the prostitutes were life long victims from childhood and beyond. It’s what they knew. All legalizing it does is puts every single one of these women in a a weird situation where their “job” is legal but sorry, it’s not a job that still isn’t degrading. They’ve even done studies in Amsterdam that shows many of those legal sex workers are still stigmatized and many still lead lives on the fringe with a whole host of issues. They aren’t lunching with ladies after an afternoon of tennis. They are still plagued by mental health and substance abuse issues. Like legal weed, this isn’t going to stop street prostitution and every body is running to get tested and license themselves. There’s just going to be more street stuff in the open.

1/16/2025 01:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No west side whore is running to get licensed and nobody is paying taxes.

1/16/2025 01:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ten times a day? Holy smokes, I don’t get it ten times a year.

1/16/2025 06:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I figured once they figured out how to tax weed by legalizing it, I knew hooring was next!

1/16/2025 07:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hahaha!! You never disappoint!

1/16/2025 07:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There should be comfort women in the station house 24/7...just in case I feel stressed. You know?

1/16/2025 09:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Caligula, all of these pimp alderman can now legally prostitute their wives and side pieces to raise revenue for the city coffers the Democratic way !

1/16/2025 10:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There’s no business like hoe business!!!

1/16/2025 11:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

squad, hold me down doing a premise check. can I get that event number?

1/16/2025 05:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sex work has been legal in Springfield for a long time! The Legislature and Gov. Fat Ass have been fucking us for ever!

1/17/2025 09:49:00 AM  

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