Bad Decision Time
Certainly seems like being fifteen-years-old is a dangerous time this month:
- a week or so ago, a fifteen year old beat his girlfriend to death on the west side;
- that teen takeover downtown resulted in a fifteen-year-old being shot;
The 15-year-old boy killed in a drive-by shooting Friday evening on the city's Southwest Side has been identified. The Cook County Medical Examiner's Office identified him as Jerry S. Aquino, and said he lived in the same block where he was fatally shot.
According to his social media, the poor angel was suffering from some unknown arthritic condition that rendered him unable to function in school or around the house:
How could he help with the dishes, carry a grocery bag, hold a pencil, or operate a fully-automatic switch-equipped-Glock (with extended magazine (corrected)) with such crippling arthritis of the hands?
Anyone know how many shell casings the ETs picked up?
Labels: sarcasm AND silliness
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There are no more "safe spaces " in Chicago
The black mayor with the black wife and black children is calling for more safe spaces for the black and brown teen mobs of color as the last safe space in Chicago known as Streetervil is overrun
Won't someone please start up a go f#^k me for this poor child
Betting man says...
Odds he's an illegal.....20 to 1
OT (sorta): Dine 'n Dashers reserve a table with their own names...
https://x.com/VanceMusk2032/status/1906477936103841824
Probably some kind of "reperashuns" idiocy.
Next up: Food Deserts and how they occur!
Thank you SCC for providing some much needed silliness to end an interesting evening.
It's nice to see the violent criminals taken out so early in life. Too bad the one only got it in the leg. I hope his next shooter has better aim.
Good riddance, PUTO.
I can’t wait to hear what that asshole Little Village ‘community activist’ has to say about this dead piece of shit.
Was he an honor student of CPS?
Will the mayor be attending his funeral and blame racism?
Will the governor take time from his campaign to blame
Nazi's?
Will judge Evans and boss Preckwinkle hold a vigil?
So many Democrats to thank!
Obvious AI photograph. This young man was a future scientist, engineer, and lawyer.
I didn’t see that picture on the news 👀
Must be congenital arthritis; hands look too soft to be familiar with any hard work to blame for it. Someone please get the kid to a better barber - something about that haircut seems to trend with a$$hole behavior!
He got what the doctor ordered so good riddance asshole,Family will be on the telly crying because he was such a good lil capone
Chicago community groups fear looming surge in gun violence as weather warms up
Oh ——the problem is America needs to give him everything so that he can succeed. Send his body to El Salvador, America needs his legacy far away.
It’s a shame when arthritis strikes at such an early age
Looks like Lil Pookie didn't skin that smokewagon quick enough.
But his momma say he be a good boy
Adios culero.
Think Spock have trouble pulling that off?
I take it that he's not trying to execute the Star Trek Live Long and Prosper hand sign?
I'll bet his ailments didn't prevent him from accruing enemies via voice, text or exhibition.
Try aspirin.
Just another piece of shit gone.
any bets aquino had straight A's in all his classes in the chicago public school he rarely went to???
How did he jack off with that hand?!
Is this a new tik tok challenge of pointing your weapon up range?
"I ain't never been in no gang"
FUCK HIM!
Homeland security?
This is your Democratic shit hole city today compliments of you. Dumb fucks I keep voting for these corrupt and competent motherfuckers ! Reaping what the fuck you morons have sown !
You can not leave out Burn Loot and Murder. Look for the donations coming from BLM. Que the crickets.
One more career criminal removed from the earth before he can do any more harm. I hope we're not to feel sorry for mama.
Someone please let Homan and Trump know we have one less illegal criminal to deport.
My money is on: "born here", proud product of CPS.
This little fucking jag off, got what he had coming and so do all the rest of them ! Good riddance pieces of human waste !
Looks a lot like lil homicide
How can this be? It's on the same block as a CPS elementary school. We need more gun laws, that'll stop this.
And he and other "teens" as in the street takeovers are CPD students. God help us!
Obviously, no parenting whatsoever just let to run wild in the streets ! Johnsons, Obama’s sons of anarchy !
Think he's trying to throw down on the crown
I blame the ‘under-paid’ CPS teachers & counselors for not giving the deceased more homework and guidance to inspire his academic thirst.
If these 15-year-olds started attacking judges, you'd see them instantly turn into adults.
So you don't think he's an illegal huh. Long odds. More likely 4 to 5 he's an illegal.
Future astronaut, his teachers said he was taking up space in school.
His street name is Little Puto. His homies will be pouring 40 oz bottles on his grave within the next couple of years.
Little Village is a little safer now.
ssc this reminds me of a scene from the movie "goodfellows" when jimmy conway found out that they had wacked tommy
Jimmy Conway: Yeah.
Vinnie: Yeah.
Jimmy Conway: Who's this?
Vinnie: This is Vinnie.
Jimmy Conway: Vinnie, what happened?
Vinnie: Well we-..had a problem .
Jimmy Conway: You get it straightened out?
Vinnie: No, we had a problem... and uh, we tried to do everything we could.
Jimmy Conway: What do you mean?
Vinnie: Well, you know what I mean. He's gone, and we couldn't do nothing about it.
[pause]
Vinnie: That's it.
Jimmy Conway: What do you mean? What do you mean? Uh...
Vinnie: He's gone. Uh, he's gone.
[pause]
Vinnie: And that's it.
Does anyone ever wonder how much public aid this kids family gets.
According to his social media, the poor angel was suffering from some unknown arthritic condition that rendered him unable to function in school or around the house.
The Familia was collecting SSI for his disability his siblings were also diagnosed with blinking
Of course, you can't sue the criminals, because they don't have anything, right?
But is that really true? Well, what would you pay for a lifetime of free food, housing, utilities, education, medical care, cell phone service, and transportation? On top of that, the SSDI that gets paid to them for fake mental disabilities that are little more than rewards for laziness and stupidity.
Garnish 20 percent of the family's entire treasure trove of unearned entitlements and put it in a fund that directly pays for the damage they do. No corrupt NGO's allowed. So, instead of eating filet mignon for the first two weeks of the month, they can only have it the first week. Instead of living in a $7,000 a month apartment, they're forced to make do with a $5,000 one.
Watch them turn into angelic citizens.
The little punk made bitch got what fuck he had coming ! The self cleaning oven ! Sent to hell by his own fucking hand ! Bye-bye jack off you’re a piece of fucking human waste anyway no good to yourself or any fucking anybody else !
Tell us how you really feel.
Don't candy-coat it. The little fuck deserves even less
Someone drop the place/date/time of the funeral to ICE...
Ma baby was a good boy! He brought mama a cake from da Jewels!
https://chicago.suntimes.com/crime/2025/03/31/shooters-gunned-down-15-year-old-boy-hiding-behind-parked-little-village-jerry-aquino
so kill each other more maybe 10 fold to eradicate each other faster
The self-cleaning oven is on pre heat.
What happened this weekend? Amazingly low numbers, with chalkie even getting a day off.
O/T: https://chicagopolice.org/stories/accountability-sergeants-and-bureau-of-internal-affairs-investigators-receive-specialized-training/
Mayor of Chicago used city employees and police for a private political event ... HiHo
Chicago Municipal Code, specifically Chapter 2-156 (the Governmental Ethics Ordinance), restricts city employees and officials from using city resources—including time, property, or personnel—for political activities that aren’t part of their official duties.
Section 2-156-135 explicitly states that no official or employee shall "intentionally misappropriate" city property or resources for any purpose, including political ones, nor can they compel employees to engage in political activity as a condition of their job.
This includes private political events like fundraisers or campaign rallies.
Additionally, the city’s Personnel Rules reinforce this by prohibiting employees from engaging in political activities while on duty or using city time for such purposes.
The Illinois State Officials and Employees Ethics Act (5 ILCS 430) also applies, barring public employees from political activity during compensated time, with exceptions for things like voting or attending public forums in a personal capacity.
Mayor Emanuel’s Executive Order 2011-5 further tightened this for certain groups, like contractors and appointees, but the core principle extends citywide: public resources can’t be diverted to private political ends.
Oh No! My baby din have no gun! And he won in no gang..!
Adios pendejo
It is Goodfellas not Goodfellows. And lets not compare these gang bangers to La Cosa Nostra.
These gangs are to blame for all the drugs. The mafia built Vegas in the middle of a desert. Jimmy Tony and the rest would roll over in their graves at the comparison.
SCC: YOU! ARE! THE! BEST!
I’ve been laughing for ten minutes now. Perfectly presented.
I concur ! If you’re family is damaging the community, then they shouldn’t be supported by the communities tax dollars.
Lots of democratic voters on the job, especially at HQ
Ambidextrous?
Glad an innocent people were hurt in this shooting. One less scumbag off the streets for good. Don't forget Mayor says not to demonize children. Y'all!
well at least he had good trigger discipline no finger on trigger in publicity photo
Most definitely this kid was born & bred in "La Villita", a US citizen. The guys who came here straight from Mexico & hung drywall for petty cash for decades hate these fuckers, their lazy nephews wasting an American dream with the easy papers they were awarded at birth.
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